Hyrulequestria

Ch.21

I was walking in the sprawling town of Ponyville as a fox looking about for a target. Luna had heard about the relationship between caribou and feral foxes and wanted me to play the part for a bit. Practice it before I would try some politicians to get more info on the Caribou in the area. Really hope caribou are not into fucking animals, damnit Luna!

On the note of my mates, Luna and Celestia with the help of Rarity have been teaching me how to create Pocket Spaces. This was to help me maintain a certain size while on infiltration missions so I could hide my excess weight. Took me a few weeks to learn and I still haven’t mastered changing my mass on the fly. Still though, the fact that I can be a tiny thing only a few inches tall~! It’s so fun! Ahem.

That said, while I looked like normal fox, in a pocket space is a massive blob of my slime connected to me by a strand linked next to my heart, my precious Plunder core within it. This arrangement wasn’t just so I didn’t have to keep micromanaging my mass to maintain a suitable size, but because my core made me a genuine slime and unable to shapeshift into another species entirely. Thus Luna’s trick with her womb gave us a loophole! I’m still slime, but I’m also a fox! EAT MY PARADOX-yay scratchies! “Kon!”

“Aw, such a fluffy little darling, where’d you come from?” Cooed the cow who had knelt down and began scratching my ears while I was distracted with my own greatness. Yes! I am fluffy! Pet me! “Oh~ she’s so adorable! Can I?”

“No dear, we already have a pet with kits on the way.” Denied the other cow with disappointment in her tone. It’s okay, I’m beautiful and you should want me, I understand your despair.

“Kon!” I called out when they stopped giving me my due attention. I didn’t give you permission to stop! Hmph! I guess you’re not good enough for my fluffy greatness! Anyway, where was I? Right! Practice. I think I’ve done enough of that. That was the fifth cow wanting to adopt me, I better get going before someone actually does try to adopt me. My beauty must be shared after all!

I scurried back along through the dirt roads of Ponyville towards the Everfree. The smog wasn’t so bad this close to the forest, so I could see why the caribou were so eager to populate it and turn the town into a city-.

“Oh my!” I heard from a Familiar Cow and saw Colonel Carmine, wearing heavy military gear and rushing away from a group of soldiers towards me. “What a cute little thing you are!”

“Ma’am!” Paddy yelled at the Colonel as Carmine knelt down to pet me. Yes~ worship your foxy friend! “We’re in a Training mission!”

“But she’s so adorable!” Carmine gushed as she picked me up and squished me to her huge bosom, which I gleefully nuzzled into. Yay~ boobies! “Aw, she’s a breast fanatic too. Oh, that red cutie would love her, I’m sure of it. Did you find out how to contact her?”

“Ma’am, you know the policy on pets when you’re on a tour of duty.” Paddy sternly chided her ‘superior’ officer. “And no, there’s been no sightings of your precious ‘cutie’. As a wandering vagabond, she’s probably off in the woods with miss Milly somewhere. Besides, ma’am, you have the king’s interest, and that of many others already? Why are you obsessed with this girl?”

“You wouldn’t understand Paddy. Anyway, this adorable fox could be the platoon mascot!” Carmine pleaded as she kept scratching my ears. Ah~ that’s the stuff…

“Put the fox down ma’am.” Paddy ordered this time.

“But-.”

“Now.” The amount of domineering power in that simple word was enough to make my fur stand on end, and the way her eyes practically shone with blue magic, as well as the tips of her antlers, made Lieutenant Paddy look like a furious forest nymph or dryad.

“Kon~!” I complained as Carmine nearly immediately put me down at the order. However, before I could try to wrest more attention from them, I froze at the glare Paddy sent my way. Sensing imminent danger, I fled back towards the forest, hiding behind a nearby house to listen in.

“Why were you so mean Paddy! She just wanted attention!” Carmine demanded with hurt in her voice.

“Ma’am, her magic was familiar.” Oh SHIT, that’s right! Paddy and Carmine are sensors!

“Wait...so I wasn’t imagining it? She felt just like Cutie.” Carmine muttered, setting off alarm bells in my head.

“Which means either that was her transfigured, or Gene Splicer has been playing with wildlife, using his work on her as a template.” Paddy theorized grimly.

“W-well then you chasing that poor thing off is even worse! We should’ve at least cast a reversal spell to see if it really was Cutie, after all, she just recently ran off on a romantic bender with Doctor Milly.” Carmine’s words reminded me to check in on Surgeon, I haven’t seen hide nor hair of her since the move to Everfree. Hmph, some lover I am. “What if Cutie is trapped in that form and Milly is someplace nearby?”

“You’re right, apologies for jumping the gun, but imagine how much worse Gene Splicer will be with his former colleague Surgeon General aiding him. Let’s just hope that was an augmented fox. Keep an eye out for more of them and other possibly altered animals.” Paddy noted, and I poked my head around the corner to see Paddy slapping Carmine’s ass, the much bigger cow jumping and blushing. “Back to work Colonel.”

“Y-yes ma’am~!” Carmine responded happily, and they joined the observing soldiers who had taken to whispering and giggling at the byplay. “Alright maggots! We’re still marching to Whitetail Woods! On the double!” Well, at least I really do know who holds the leash in their relationship.

But leaving it at this wouldn’t do. I need to run damage control now! I reached my mouth into my fluffy tail, pulling out a teleport twig from the tiny pocket space in there that Pinkie taught me how to do. Which explains why she can store so much random stuff in her hair.

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“I can’t believe you. The first time you come find me it’s for business.” Surgeon complained as we walked along the edge of Ponyville and Whitetail Woods, towards where we suspect Colonel Carmine and her training platoon would be entering the woods. Surgeon was wearing jeans and a loose shirt so her pregnant-looking belly was easily visible even though I’d only pumped a magic condom with enough slime to make her look well into her second month of a multiples pregnancy, with a few seeds inside to hopefully fool any life sign scans when paired with me inside of her.

“Sorry.” I mewled, wilting and looking as apologetic as I felt even in my 8-foot tall amazonian caribou form, having ‘ate’ a tree to get the mass I need for this charade. “Since I became a slime things have been, well, hard for me to focus on until recently. Blame Luna for making me a slime and having the IQ of one for a bit, but that is not really a valid reason.” I sighed, leaning down to nuzzle her. “I’ll be your toy tonight unless you want me to stay in charge? We haven’t really talked about that either, my fault again.”

“Hmph! And now instead of making me actually being pregnant, we have to fake it.” Surgeon groaned. “And I also have to alter animals to match another blunder you made.”

“I’m sorry. I may be able to change shape but I’m not a changeling.” I whined, how unfair. Changelings do change their magic signature when they transform, I don’t. We would also soon have a bunch of animals wandering about acting as eyes for a magical security system. It didn’t hurt them, but Luna was praising us for it as we now can cover the whole of Everfree without scouts.

We also spotted animals altered by this Gene Splicer unicorn though, Surgeon was able to recognize his handiwork. The animals were similar to the ones we altered, but what disgusted us was how biological weapons were molded into them. Also, this dark purple crystal was surgically implanted into their backs like a power source. I’m unsure if we should approach Gene Splicer as a potential ally now if he’s turning beasts into weapons.

“Cutie~!” I was prepared for her outburst, but I wasn’t prepared for her to rush me the moment Surgeon and I rounded a house and tackle me with a hug, crushing our tits together and kissing me!

“Ma’am!” Paddy yelled out as I felt her tongue enter my mouth. “You can’t just assault someone!”

“Well. This is actually a nice surprise.” Surgeon smiled with a blush, clearly enjoying the show. “I’m okay with this.”

“Mm~!” I moaned into Carmine’s mouth as she so easily wrecked my defenses making us kiss, and I was swooning, groping her rear through her combat trousers and grinding into her.

“Oh~, I missed you! I want to go on a date!.” Carmine panted after she broke the kiss, making me surprised that she wasn’t trying to grope my breasts like I was doing to her, nor was she grinding me. What’s going on? Why is this caribou officer not trying to force herself on me?

“Colonel~.” Carmine froze at Paddy’s threatening tone. “Get back in formation.”

“But-.”

“Now.” I felt disappointed as Carmine quickly followed the threatening order of her supposed subordinate. “Sorry about that. If you’re still in town and want to spend time with the Colonel, just do so after dark. You can find her at the town barracks.”

“L-Looking forward to it Cutie!” Carmine called out as she began leading the platoon back towards the woods. “I’ll have dinner and candles!”

“Expect to have kids,” Paddy warned before she got back to work.

Wait? The Colonel’s kids Or was Carimine going to breed me? I hope it’s the former, but the latter had me fantasizing, and hot to my core with hunger for that sexy woman’s fawns.

“Hold on.” Surgeon commented before zapping me with a spell. “There, a bit more control on how solid you are in species.”

“Wait you can do that?!” I yelped at my neglected lover.

“Not before. I’ve been learning from Star Swirl’s library. Why do you think I’m still living at the Tower?” Surgeon proudly declared and puffed out her chest. “Also, I have you much more control with your genes.”

“Oh right. So what exactly did you just do?” I asked curiously as I ran my hands over my body.

“I teleported a shed piece of carapace from a Changigol into the outer shell of your core to splinch them together. It’s a large bug that is native to Abyssinia. It has powers similar to Changelings but uses them to hunt giant dust lizards and tatzelwurms by disguising itself as small hills and large boulders. They can also alter their magical signature since tatzelwurms are attracted to strong magic.” Surgeon exposited confidently, clearly having gained much from Star Swirl’s library. She then Zapped me again “I just shoved a the brain of one into your core as well.”

“Why didn’t you-?“ Surgeon slapped my cheek with a huff. Right, I’ve been neglecting her. Wait, now I have an instinctual knowledge of Changeling magic, and can think much more clearly...so actually brains work better than plants. But my Plunder babies are good too! Bug brain is weird!

“At any rate, with this, I can tell Paddy that I have been messing with your genes with permission and have been practicing with wildlife before using it on my Lover. That said since we’ll have some time.” Surgeon grabbed my collar and pulled me down to her. “You are going to impregnate me, and I’m gonna have to simulate a proper pregnancy using the excess cum to make a couple of dummy fawns to keep our story straight.”

“Wait, now?!” I yelped as Surgeon pulled me back behind the house we’d been loitering outside and she pulled my pants down, my already spiked arousal from Carmine causing me to spring to action and nearly dickslap Surgeon in the face. “Eeep!”

“Now~!” Surgeon lilted in excitement, grabbing my cock and quickly sucking my tip.

“Sh-shouldn’t we at least d-do this in the woods?” I pleaded, looking side to side, thankfully seeing nobody around at the literal edge of town.

“Hm~!” Surgeon moaned as she fingered herself and sucked me, looking at me with expectation. Oh right I was supposed to be the Dominant one, um, am I still that? “Ugh, you’re so helpless. Good thing you and Luna helped snap me out of being that submissive bitch I’d become. You don’t have to dom me if you’re uncomfortable. Or incapable.”

I grabbed her antlers and pushed her mouth down my shaft, moaning. “I think I should practice! Luna needs a good spanking for me being goo, even if I like it, it’s made things so complicated.” I snarled getting back into the mindset.

“Mm~!” Surgeon moaned around me happily as she deep throated me, and then pulled back and off, panting. “Oo~ yes. I’m ready lover.” Surgeon stood, undoing her pants and shimmying them off, turning around and bending over, presenting her condom-filled swollen cream-colored labia and her green-furred ass. “Oopsie~! Someone still has their goo in me~!”

“Good.” I growled, grabbing her tiny puff of a tail and lifting her up by it, giving her ass a hard spank. I held her over my head with one hand thanks to my immense strength before pulling the condom out of her slowly. I made her feel the centimeters leave her cunt. She spasmed and panted as she remained as loose as possible to let it out, and when it was I bit it, reabsorbing my slime by gulping it down. “I’m gonna breed you like you’re nothing but a condom to me.”

“Yes! Fuck me!” Surgeon squealed as I lowered her down onto my shaft, thrusting into her with much greater ease this time. “AH~!” Surgeon screamed in orgasm just from me plunging into her depths, and she got off at least one more time as I fully buried my bone in her hole, my massive cock distending her abdomen and poking the bottoms of her F-cup breasts.

“Can I join?” We heard from the window of the house we were rutting behind as I thrust into my pet. I hummed as I looked at the cow, she was quite young as far as I could tell as I used Surgeon like a toy.

“How old are you?” I asked as I twisted Surgeon back and forth on my shaft, driving her crazy without me even needing to move my hips.

“I’m 19, I just look 12 thanks to me not getting bred, but I know my way around a pair of tits!” The nearly flat-chested cow practically pleaded, and I hummed as I turned around and leaned towards the window, plopping my gigantic swollen pair of beach balls onto the windowsill as I gently humped Surgeon underneath me up against the building.

“Really? If you do well I’ll suck you off.” I smirked challengingly, and the cow attacked my boobs like a woman starved for action, tearing my already strained tube top in half and making out with my left breast while my right was getting mauled with her free hand. “Oh~ you’re eager!”

“Ah~! F-fucking cum already~!” Surgeon begged, having orgasmed a few more times since I impaled her, sounding hoarse and exhausted. “Last time you filled me so fast! Why are you so hard to get to cum now?!”

“What was that condom? I thought cum balloons couldn’t talk.” I teased as I watched the flat cow suck my milk and ravish my chest, getting soaked with milk from my untapped nipple. She was definitely getting a blowjob for this, I’m almost there…

“F-fuck~!” Surgeon came again, from me twisting her on my dick or my words I wasn’t sure, but then I grunted, gushing milk as a boobgasm overcame me, and then it traveled down to my groin, my pussy gushing in sympathy, and finally my churning coconut balls clenched, sending pulses of sperm into my prostate, and from there gallons of cum into my needy breeding bitch. “AH~!”

“Yes~. Take it all~.” I moaned as I leaned down into the window, pulling the flat cow’s cock out from under her casual pink sundress, and deepthroated the 7-inch long member in a single dive, which along with how horny she was, caused her to immediately cum down my gullet, which I swallowed without hesitation.

After a few minutes of all of us cumming, I pulled off of the exhausted flat cow, letting her flop bonelessly to her floor, soaked in milk and her dress clinging to her body. When I pulled away from the window, I looked down in satisfaction to see Surgeon had bloated with so much of my cum, her belly was dragging on the ground from where she was still impaled on my dick from 4 feet in the air and her breasts were engorged and pressing against the building. I am that tall after all. “How’s my condom doing?”

“Ah...ah…” Surgeon barely replied with insensate little grunts.

“Good. Now get baking. I want at least 10 fawns out of you.” I slapped her ass, and she moaned as I felt her tunnel clench in another orgasm.

“Breed me, please! I’m tired of being small and no one respecting me!” The window cow begged.

Should I? She is cute, but I don’t know what is up with caribou young. “What do you say cum balloon?”

“Gah…” Grunted my spasming beautiful green cum dump.

“Sounds like approval to me!”

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“Now I remember why I love you as a lover.” Surgeon wistfully muttered as she rubbed her once-more tiny belly, having used magic to convert a lot of the cum into 10 dummy fetuses in their second month, but she used magic to ensure I bred her good for real.

“Yes, I’ll remind you of it every day if you want.” I purred to her. “Now where to next?” I asked as we walked along the edge of town again, the flat cow who mauled my boobs completely out of it from me fucking her into an insensate cum balloon, so she didn't even seem to notice us leaving. Hope she appreciates that considering I don’t care to sire bastards and I was caught up in the heat of the moment.

“Well, we don’t have to spend all day in town waiting for Carmine and Paddy, let’s just go to the castle, I haven’t been properly introduced to the rest of us.” Surgeon purred as she groped my groin and leaned into me. “You’ve got a lot of ladies in your harem I hear.”

“Oh, it’s not my harem.” I chuckled sheepishly, and she looked surprised. “What? I’m usually a total pushover. There’s no way I have the charisma to form my own harem, let alone have two goddesses, a ‘not’ black market dealer, a bastard child of a king, and a skilled doctor.”

“But the way I heard it, Zephyr and Nicole are in it for you, so am I. Doesn’t that make you the harem focus?” I blinked at that logic, and in a sense, it was fair to see it that way, but…

“No way! Luna has all of us twisted around her left pinky finger. She says jump, we ask how high. She tells us to breed with each other, we go at it like rabbits. Once you meet her in a more personal and intimate setting, you’ll understand.” I insisted sincerely. Moon goddess is best goddess after all, sorry Tia.

“Sure I will.” Surgeon chuckled. “And what about our new friend back there? Want to drag her into the Harem?” Surgeon looked behind us at the cow’s house where we’d left her to recover.

“No, not really. We don’t need another boob obsessed girl in our group. That and she’s clearly not interested in a proper relationship.” I groaned while rubbing my boobs. “I have plants that do that already.”

“Well, um, I know she destroyed your tube top, but don’t you have a spare? It’s a little intimidating to have those massive mams just hanging out.” Surgeon asked with a bit of a blush.

“Oh, my pet is making demands of me?” I chuckled as I pulled out two teleport twigs from my back pockets. Enchanted pants are best pants. “I don’t really care. I’m hot, there are no laws against nudity either here or at home, and I actually want people to stare.” I licked my lips as I hefted a basketball-sized breast, having returned to size since I came down from my arousal. “But we don’t have much of an audience anyway, let’s head back.”

I handed her the twig, which she snapped and I snapped mine, soon we were both standing in the foyer of Everfree Castle with Celestia standing in waiting. “So how did it go?” Tia asked with relief in her voice and expression, rubbing her full-term pregnant belly through her soft blue maternity dress. Mm~ if she’s this big just in her second month, I can only imagine her final size, considering Nicole was easily four times as big at 3 months.

“Yes, well, we got the Colonel to see us and she believed us. Somewhat. She’s invited us-.” I was interrupted by Surgeon patting my thigh.

“You.” Surgeon corrected me.

“Um, me to see her at the barracks,” I explained with a blush. “I also bred Surgeon at her demand to help with our story...and may have sent a cow into a cum-stuffed sex coma.”

“Well, that sounds about as good as we could have hoped. Welcome to the herd Surgeon. Luna has the reigns, however much Robin or Nicole tend to take things into their own hands.” Tia winked at me as Surgeon giggled.

“I-I do not!” I said with a blush.

“Oh, yes, Luna may have wanted week-long sex, but you not only did that for her but all of us. We were your playthings all last week.” Tia licked her lips and half-lidded her eyes in that sexy bedroom expression she and Luna have total mastery off, my groin throbbing in desire. “You literally bathed us in your cum for 7 straight days.”

“Oh~ I want that! Can I have that?” Surgeon looked up at me hopefully, and I bit my lip.

“N-not right now! I have to be available for Carmine tonight.” If I’m going to keep running into her like some sort of cosmic joke, I might as well make them encounters to look forward to.

“Looking to add her~?” Tia cooed and groped the sides of her beach ball mammaries, gushing milk into her dress.

“Tia!” I yelped, my balls heavy with desire now. “Great, those are swelling.”

“Hey, why is your magic like a caribou’s?” Sweetie Belle asked as she passed by with a sandwich in hand. I could hear Scootaloo and Applebloom outside.

“You can sense it, Little Belle?” Surgeon asked with a surprisingly motherly presence.

“They were teaching me, said I would be good in a Seeker unit.” Sweetie shrugged as if it was no big deal she was being groomed to become a hunter-killer.

“Well, at your age that’s impressive. Keep up the effort and you’ll be a master mage before you’re 20.” Surgeon praised the filly, who visibly absorbed the pride like a metaphorical sponge.

“As for my magic being like a caribou’s, thank Surgeon General here. She gave me something to help mask my magic, but I’ll have to figure out how not to do that when around Carmine this evening. She knows me by my aura after all.” I hummed in consideration as I picked Tia up one-handed around the waist, causing her to yelp in surprise as I pulled her up into a bridal carry. “Well, I can think about that as I fill you up.”

“Oh~ yes~...” Tia fluttered her eyes at me as we left Surgeon talking to Sweetie.

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‘Why do I feel like I’m on my first date with an incredible girl I’ve been so nervous to ask out?’ I nervously asked myself as I shifted around in my dress. Yes. A dress. I’m wearing and honest-to-Hylia dress. When Rarity heard I had to go on a date, she made me a black dress that fit me perfectly and ended just above the knees with deep cleavage.

I feel pretty. No, rather, I feel beautiful! Sexy! Is...is this what feeling like a woman is? I’ve never experienced anything near to this as a man.

Anyway, I was standing outside the Ponyville barracks, a modest long wooden structure that seemed like it wouldn’t be out of place in a nature camp somewhere further north. I shifted nervously back and forth on my white dress sandals. I’d already knocked and been told to wait for Carmine to come and take me out to dinner, which left the messenger cow looking quite bemused.

Seriously. These poor people don’t even know what a fucking date is?

“Doing okay?” I heard from ‘eye’ in the sky. It was changeling acting like a crow at the moment, trying to make sure this wasn’t a trap.

“CUTIE!” Carmine said opening the door, dressed very nicely. She was wearing a red dress in the style of Jessica Rabbit which complemented her brown-tan fur, her green eyes standing out. I never actually took her looks in detail like this. Is it me, or do dresses just accentuate the body rather than hide it? “Babe, up here~.” She pointed her finger upwards and I blushed as I looked her back in the eyes. “I know I’m hot cutie, but this is a date, not just a casual thing either.”

I gulped. “Sorry. But when you’re parading those bowling-balls in that dress and looking like sex on legs, I can’t really help myself.” I admitted sheepishly and Carmine purred as she got into my personal space, our breasts docking as she hungrily looked me in the eyes, and I so wanted to lean forward and kiss her.

“Most of us can’t. But I’ve read that you don’t start with sex on a first date.” She chuckled, placing a hand on her hips. “You save it for the end of the date if your planning either a one-night-stand or your date impressed you that much. Now, I have us reserved at the local diner, the closest this little town has to a fine dining restaurant.”

“Oh! I know the place.” I was given a quick run-down of the likely places she was going to take me beforehand, so I’d be mentally prepared. I turned around and offered my right arm, which Carmine gladly looped her left arm through, pressing the side of her left breast into my bicep as she leaned into me.

“Then lead on, cutie.” Carmine cooed, and I gladly escorted her across town to the humble 24-hour diner called Hayburger. “It’s a fast-food joint, but one that at least makes good food and has plenty of comfortable seating. I hope you don’t mind.”

“Please, I could do with some fast food.” Actually, since my slime transformation, I haven’t actually been eating normal food. I could do with having some.

“Welcome to Hayburger! May I take your order?” Asked the chained young adult blue earth pony stallion slave at the counter with cringe levels of false enthusiasm.

“Can I have a cheese Hayburger, fries and Cota?” I ordered and Carmine elbowed me gently.

“That’s not enough for a big babe like you. We’ll have three double-cheese hayburgers, large fries, and milkshakes. Each. Strawberry shake for me.” Carmine looked up at me pleadingly and I sheepishly accepted that she was going to order for me.

“Chocolate shake please.” I amended and the stallion wrote down our order.

“Would you like hot fudge ganache in your shakes?” The stallion asked with that ever-present cheer that was starting to feel a little more genuine.

“You do ganache?! Yes please!” I perked up, ganache in a milkshake? I’ve heard of it in ice cream, but not in a shake, how does that work?

“It’s just hot fudge laced into the shake, it’s not actual ganache, but yes, I’ll have it too,” Carmine told me, making me blush at being caught by fast-food name schemes.

“That’ll come to 120 Pfennigs.” The clerk replied, and Carmine paid for the order out of her purse. Oh, she had a purse? I was just so gobsmacked by her dress I didn’t notice the black leather purse hanging off her shoulder. “Your order will be out within ten minutes considering how many burger patties we’ll be making.”

“Thank you, you do your owner proud with how well you serve your customers.” Carmine’s words actually made the stallion smile more. Um, I’m not going to try and think about that.

“I’m happy mom talked me out of fast-food jobs,” I muttered to myself as we turned and Carmine led us to a booth. On the way there, I think I spotted Paddy in the corner booth with a bunch of paperwork and what had to be coffee. “Uh?”

“Oh, right. I forgot Paddy spends evenings in local coffee places to do some of her work. Just ignore her and she’ll be unlikely to notice us.” Carmine quietly said to me and led me a good distance away from Paddy. “So cutie, Tell me all about yourself.” Carmine purred and I felt a little sweat on the back of my neck.

“Well, I grew up in a broken household. My sire didn’t bother to raise me or my sister. My mother is a chef, an incredible chef. My sister, however, is a worthless party animal who spends her days bumming food and board from her sexual conquests.” I huffed in disgust at mentioning my sister Elanor. I was told the best way to lie was to not actually lie, so much as to say the truth without mentioning the whole truth.

“Wow, she sounds like a total bitch.” Carmine scrunched up her nose in mutual disgust.

“I know! She bullied me pretty much the moment I was born!” I groaned and looked off to the side. “I wasn’t a chef, but I was a cook. A damn good one too. But…” I huffed and looked back to Carmine, and my expression must’ve made her catch on.

“Ah, no need to go on babe, if it’s that upsetting.” Carmine hummed and leaned back into her seat in the booth, thrusting her chest out. “Well, I’m a boring old cow. I’ve been with the military from the moment I turned 14. I’ve toured Maretonia, the Netherlands, even been shipped off to Lost Island on punishment duty for a year. Now I’m here, one of the officers who proved her mettle in battle and captured the most civilians alive. So I got promoted to colonel and the King latched onto me for some reason, so I’ve got nothing to really complain about.”

“Except for the gaping hole in your heart where nothing seems to fill the void?” I asked hauntedly, remembering what my life was like before Luna. Before this place. Even before the drugs. I fell into them to not to try to fill the void, so much as to make the pain stop.

“You talk like you know about Love,” Carmine commented in surprise.

“When your heart is broken, then you know what Love was.” I explained looking down at the table, remembering my ex-wife. Before the betrayal, the dagger she drove into my chest. “Not to pry but were you a different species?” I asked suddenly, the change in topic clearly catching Carmine off guard.

“Ah, um. No. Born and bred caribou. I think my sire used to be a bear though. Part of where my strength comes from besides the eight little fawns I’ve acted as a surrogate for.” Carmine sighed and rubbed her muscular stomach through her dress, her eyes glazed in memory. “Those were good years. I may have been driving a desk each of those years, but getting bigger, bearing life. It’s magical.”

“I can only imagine.” My words surprised the cow, and I winced. Shit. Right. Caribou get mandatory surrogacy during service! Um… “I’m infertile. In my womb. My swimmers are just fine.”

“Aw, poor cutie…” Carmine looked at me with pity. Genuine pity. As if the thought I couldn’t bear children hurt to think about. “Regardless of what most insensitive cows would say, that doesn’t make you any less of a-.”

“Order up!” Interrupted the slave stallion. “Six double cheese hayburgers, two large fries, and two shakes, one strawberry, one chocolate, both with fudge ganache. Enjoy ladies.” The stallion briskly and expertly recited our order as he set the plates of burgers and fries and our shakes on the table, then he bowed and left with his serving tray.

“Babe, that’s enough talk. If you want to just eat, it’s okay.” Carmine gently said, her eyes full of compassion, something that surprised me. I thought caribou were sociopaths and psychopaths.

“Th-thank you.” I smiled softly, and we both dug into our greasy meal.

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The food was surprisingly delicious. I’d compare it to upper-tier burger joints back in my world, even if the burger patties were somehow made of hay apparently. They tasted like beef! How?! I must know! Ahem.

Anyway, after dinner, I escorted Carmine back to the barracks. “Despite how serious our conversation got, I had a wonderful time,” I said to Carmine, who perked up at our date not being a flop.

“Oh, thank goodness. I was afraid I’d chased you away with my insensitive questions.” Carmine approached me, docked our breasts together, and kissed me gently. I groaned and leaned into the kiss, wrapping my hands around her waist, and she even lifted her left leg up as she leaned into me even further.

“Hm~.” I purred, a surge of carnal desire erupting in my core, and she must’ve picked up on it, her hands groping my booty and I shuddered, breaking off the kiss and we both panted. “Take me,” I whispered needily, and she somehow hefted me into a bridal carry, kissing me hungrily as she rushed us inside of the plus-sized log building, ignoring the hoots and hollers of her soldiers as she practically tossed aside anyone too slow to get out of the way. When we made it to her personal room, she threw me onto the bed and jumped on me, helping me get my dress off as I did the same for hers.

“Hm, such nice breeding hips for a woman who never had fawns~.” Carmine appraised as she leaned back on her knees and ran her hands down my sides, causing me to shudder and my dick to start rising out of my sheathe. “Oh~ and a beautiful bitch-breaking breeding stick too~.” Carmine pressed her enormous cock up against mine, the two red and pulsing shafts nearly identical. “Seems you have me beat in every category Cutie.”

“My name’s Robin.” I panted out as she pulled downward, hefting up my nutsack to expose my wet and waiting lips, while I licked my upper ones in anticipation.

“You already know me, but I’m Carmine.” The beautiful cow thrust into me and my vision went white for a moment as I wailed in ecstasy. I haven’t been so well penetrated since Luna turned me to goo and made me her condom~! “And I’m gonna make you feel like a woman! Even if you can’t have fawns, I’m gonna stuff you so full you look it!”

“Yes! Fuck me~!” I frantically squealed, reaching up and pulling her into me, our massive tits spraying milk all over each other as I desperately kissed her over our bulging hills of boob.

“Yes.” Carmine growled. “Oh, Robin~!” Carmine moaned, thrusting faster and then giving a keening cry to match mine as she came all too quickly, but it sent me over the edge too. I didn’t bother to notice how huge her nuts were, but with how I was feeling like a pastry getting filled by an overzealous baker, she must have some real cum factories down there~! “Okay! First nut’s done! Here comes the second!”

“M-more~?!” I wailed in excitement as she kept thrusting into me, not having lost any hardness in her shaft at all even as I painted us with my own cum gushing from my dick, which was being treated to a boobjob-blowjob by my date.

“I don’t feel satisfied unless I’ve cummed at least six times! The showers get clogged! Tonight, you’ll be getting clogged!” Carmine declared between licks and sucks of my dick between her tits as she kept hammering into me, my belly already at term as her first orgasm was still pulsing into me.

“Ah, Ah, fuck!” I groaned as she looked me in the eye. Fuck, she looked at me like I looked at Surgeon this morning! I-I’m gonna be a cum balloon~! “AH~!” I wailed again, cumming as Carmine moaned around my dick, gushing more of her seed into me. It was about then I lost track of things. All that mattered was the pulsing heat in my core, the soft mounds around my dick and the hot lips sucking on my glans, and the incredible tightness of my womb~!

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“Ma’am?” Paddy asked as I woke to a dick throbbing in my face. The scent! Oh~ Carmine~! “Ma’am, I think you broke her,” Paddy commented as I quickly began licking and worshiping my lover’s incredible maleness, feeling bloated and content.

“That was the plan, right? Hmph, you wanted her to be addicted to me when you went rooting around in her head so she’d be more complacent.” Carmine grunted as she rubbed my scalp. “This still disgusts me, I hate you for making me do this under threat of court-martial.”

“Yes, well you know we have to investigate every suspicious person. This way she’ll be much easier to read without you having to wrestle someone possibly stronger than you.” Paddy commented as I kept sucking my lover’s magic dick. Oh~ so tasty… “Hm...she’s a bit empty in the head, but considering her state that makes sense.” Hey~ that’s mean! “Hm? She seems to have a rather volatile personality. It shifts around so much you’d think she has MPD along with Bipolar Disorder. Wait there’s something else?”

“What do you mean?” Carmine asked.

“There’s something in there. Not her. Something-ah!” Paddy yelped for some reason as I tongued Carmine’s urethra. “H-holy Hylia. Carmine, get her out of here. Now. She’s not a danger, but she should be advised to speak to a mental specialist as soon as feasibly possible.”

“Why?” Carmine asked, lifting me up off her dick and hugging me tenderly in worry.

“There’s a-.” Paddy tried to speak. “A-.” She couldn’t get it out. “I can’t even say it. Damn. I’ll try to write it. Don’t be too attached to her Carmine, she might be found dead in a ditch somewhere soon.”

“No! Can’t we keep her here for her safety?” Carmine whimpered and I blinked. Why can’t I move? I feel like she’s having to spread her arms around me way more than she should have to.

“No. She isn’t a danger to us, but whatever is in her head, it might take umbrage with us detaining her. Roll her out back to drain.” With that Paddy left us alone and Carmine whined.

“Sorry Cutie. Orders are orders. I’ll give you my number again. Please call this time.” Carmine began rolling...me? I’m being rolled? Oh~ I’m so full of her cummies~! “Let’s get you cleaned up and put outside to be picked up. Milly must be missing her baby-daddy.” Carmine told me. “I’ll miss you, you’re the first to actually indulge my fantasies, even if it still ended in sex. Stupid Paddy and her department.”

“S-see you again?” I vapidly asked, my voice hoarse from screaming and probably from taking such an enormous cock in my throat.

“Sorry Cutie. I’m going on tour for a year. The King’s-.”

“Colonel.” Paddy’s voice filled me, and visibly Carmine too, with dread. Who is Paddy really?

“R-right...I’ll be gone for a while. You take care of yourself okay Cutie?” I felt a zap and I blacked out. The next thing I knew I was outside behind the barracks, my body so full of cum it had to absorb my limbs in my 8-foot ball of flesh with 2 foot wide tits leaking cum and milk where they were pressed against the ground. All I had was a white sheet and my too-small dress draped on me for some semblance of modesty.

“Unf, so hot!” I heard behind me as I glanced behind me to see a teenager masturbating to me as she got closer. She was in uniform so she was from the barracks, a trainee too. “Oh, I’m adding to this even if I’m reprimanded.” She rounded me to my bottom side and I moaned in protest as I felt her rolling me back a bit. I felt her glans press against my swollen and surprisingly hungry cunt as a shadow loomed around the corner.

“I’d rather you not.” Surgeon sternly commented as she conveniently rounded the building behind the trainee. “It’s bad enough my baby-daddy is so full, I don’t want to have more work rolling her home than I already have.”

“Aw, but she’s so incredible!” The trainee whined as she stroked her 14-inch throbbing hard-on against my soaking wet and engorged labia, making me whimper.

“Yes, she is.” Surgeon licked her lips. “Hm...you okay with taking some more cum babe?”

“Uh, Cummies?” I asked, still fuzzy. What did Paddy do to me?

“Oh~ she’s been fucked stupid! Please?!” The trainee pleaded with Surgeon.

“So long as I can get in on this too.” Surgeon cooed as she opened her jeans to free her 16-inch dick.

“I’ll take the front if you have her rear?” The Trainee bargained hopefully.

“Deal.” Surgeon agreed as they pounced on me and climbed up the front and back of my massive body respectively. The next thing I know, I’m moaning around tasty cock as another one is back in my well-fucked pussy. Everything is right in the world…*suck, suck, suck*...