Hyrulequestria

Ch.39

“I can’t believe this is the first thing you want to do…” I muttered in embarrassed arousal, my tiny 5-inch tall fairy body nestled in the cleavage of Luna’s official basketball-sized jugs. Tree Me was planted back in the garden, much of the damages repaired by mine, Harmonia’s, and surprisingly Eris’ children. Next to Tree Me was, of course, Harmonia’s tree body, and growing among them was Eris’ own new tree body, one of mismatched tree species.

It was a rather hectic week following our shared ‘ascension’ to being Great Fairies one which meant we were the de-facto leaders of all the fairies in the realm of Hyrule. Eris was both mortified and ecstatic, Harmonia indifferent, and I, well, I was a bit annoyed. I’ve been stalked by fairies on their off time for over a year, none of them even speaking to me aside from Tatl, who apparently has a bad reputation as a blabbermouth.

Anyway, for this day, Luna was officially back in the position of ruling the city, and thus Equestria. Of course, I was caught completely blindsided when she put on a form-fitting dark blue office dress and asked me to accompany her, in her bosom, to her first day back. Of course, it was all sorts of new experiences since my goo body now has a standard height of five inches.

“Dost thou not enjoy it?” Luna chuckled as she wriggled a finger into my front, making me shudder at how her finger literally reached all the way down my front and pressed into my groin, squishing my breasts while at it. “We wish to have thee with me for moral support. That, and thou hast not been able to control thine powers since thine ascension. We’re not comfortable with thee literally Ordering our harem’s offspring about.”

“I don’t try to,” I whined in frustration. Ever since last week, I’ve been able to literally Order anyone to do anything, and it rightly scares me. What right do I have to deny someone their free will? No wonder the Great Fairies were so respected.

My personal concerns were suddenly pushed aside when a person walked out of an alley onto the street in front of us. At her hip was a sheathed katana with a bright red wrap on the sheathe where one would hold it to free the blade. The owner was a vicious-looking shaggy-haired grey wolf woman wearing most of a set of elegantly carved full plate armor that had an off-shoulder tattered burgundy cape.

“Ah, what?” I asked as I looked the mangy wolf over. “Who are you?” I called out in suspicion since nobody besides the soldiers should be both fully armored and openly carrying a weapon.

“I’m Samantha.” She said in a kind voice. “Okay...so where is this girl I’m supposed to kill?” She asked looking around before spotting a teal mare in a wagon wearing a magicians hat. “Oh, so that caribou wants me killing Trixie...ah man I like Trixie, she gave me menstrual blood to help me kill beasts.”

“Hold. Thou hast intention to kill a citizen of my fair city. Dost thou act under the official channels to do so?” Luna demanded imperiously of the wolf, and I could feel her magic just tingling under the surface. Lulu must be antsy, then again she’s been stuck on ‘maternity leave’ for several months.

“The gal who summoned me asked me to,” Samantha told us. “And Official Channels? I was summoned by some random caribou.”

“Then thou hast not gone through the proper procedures. We must ask thee to cease and desist, and instead simply not commit murder of one of Mine Little Ponies.” Luna declared haughtily, but not in the annoying way, rather in the ‘please obey the law’ way she somehow manages to not make overbearing if she doesn’t want to be.

“What are the proper channels?” Samantha asked as she leaned on the building next to the alley she’d come out of. “Also what is up with the caribou here?”

“The Assassin’s Guild, as for the caribou; they’re brain-washed rapey assholes who believe they’re the ultimate race. Kinda like Nazis but not as bad. At least they use magic to actually convert their captives into more of them, rather than just outright killing them.” I huffed in disgust. While I’ve learned not all caribou are bad, I’m still utterly sick of how they’ve formed their society over the past millennia.

“Ah, so they’re the bad guys here?” She asked rhetorically.

“Only the ones in command. The rest are just as brainwashed as their converts.” Luna declared and gestured around us to the city, where visibly you could see ponies of all tribes, caribou, griffins, and other races all mingling freely and in peace. “This is a safe place, where those who break free or are freed from the caribou machine may find safety and happiness.”

“Huh. Cool beans. Well, then I have to go find the bitch who summoned me and kill her. She wanted me to kill Trixie for really petty reasons.” Samantha told us as she put her sheathed katana back on her hip.

“Or, you could just go home, without killing anyone?” I deadpanned. Seriously, what is up with people and wanting to kill each other? The only reason I killed those soldiers about to rape Lulu was that there was no other way at the time to save her.

“...Who are you by the way? I was trying to ignore the naked sexy fairy in the sexy mare’s cleavage, but now I have to address the pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows.” Samantha asked as she looked directly at me.

“She is Robin, Great Fairy of Order and my soon-to-be wife,” Luna announced me proudly, and I felt my face turn red. When was she going to tell me she was proposing?! W-why say it like this in public~?! Everyone nearby is cheering! So embarrassing~! Shut up, ladies! SHUT UP! If you’re gonna cheer, at least make it so everyone else can see and hear you too!

“Aw, she’s so adorable when she’s flustered!” Samantha declared with a wolfish grin to her lupine face.

“Sh-shut up!” I demanded, and her eyes shone green before her mouth clamped shut. “Shit! Speak freely!”

“Whoa! That was...you have Geass?! You’re Lelouch of the Rebellion?!” Samantha groaned before I suddenly say a horrifying sight of her eyes turning into six in each socket, and flash of a twisted body. “Ugh, okay that defense came up. Didn’t expect true mind control.”

“Wait, the armor, weapon, the eldritch transformation. You’re The Hunter! Do you have a way to track down….” I nervously gulped and looked around, as pointless as it would be. “Majora?” I whispered, and a disturbing distorted giggle echoed in the very air, sending chills up my nonexistent spine.

“Uh...entities that high are a bit above my station.” Samantha nervously said with fear in her voice. “I could be a nuisance, at best, but I wouldn’t be able to do anything definitive. While sure in my own world I was powerful enough to cause my ‘brethren’ to kick me out in fear...I’m not that high.”

“Love?” Luna questioned, oh right, I told her and the others to not ask about Majora. Maybe with a powerful eldritch eater/slayer right next to us, it’ll be safe enough to at least talk about him...her...IT.

“The one who cursed me with the mask. The one who sent me to this world and tried to turn me into a brainless whore for their amusement. Majora.” Another distorted giggle rolled through the streets, and people were getting spooked. “As you can tell, it’s dangerous just talking about them.”

“Ah, yes, quite. No more on the matter. We’ll see to thine safety.” Luna declared seriously. Considering she and Tia managed to make a ritual that freed me of Majora’s influence, I had faith that she could protect me, at least a bit.

“Wait, Majora is your Displacer?” Samantha cringed as Majora cackled, the air shaking as people fled. “No more mentioning its name. Got it. Knowing it, saying it’s name three times may summon it.” Samantha huffed, then relaxed and her eye sockets became crowded with eyes again, more eyes opening on her brow, down the sides of her neck, and likely under her armor as she looked around. “Whoa...um. This realm is actually rather stable. The Veil is thick, and aside from three nearby focal points, it is sturdy as a castle wall.”

“Let me guess. I’m one of them.” I groused. Only three Great Fairies exist in this world now, and they were notorious for causing reality to weep and bow to their whims. For all we know, we’re still playing entirely into Majora’s plans. If just mentioning its name is enough to let its power leak into this realm, just how much easier will it be if we, say, ascended further, and got dragged to the higher planes where the Great Fairies of old have all wound up? We may even make a hole of opportunity for it to escape into this realm.

“Seems so. Anyway, I can’t do much against such entities. Sure I can smack around entities like Nightmare...as long as a Machine army is not with her, but I can’t deal with that.” Samantha sighed. “This was a weird third outing from my pit.”

“Pit? You don’t have the Church?” I asked in concern. If she is truly the Good Hunter, then she should’ve become the eldritch ruler of the Hunter’s Dream as her own little bubble of reality in the higher planes.

“Didn’t I just mention the other Old Ones kicked me out into the Void? I’m out of the loop observing them and their other playthings.” Samantha explained with an annoyed huff.

“Well, that’s just...wrong. Where is the Order in that? You earned your place and they just took it?!” I felt oddly furious about this, but it also didn’t feel like my own rage...Yoshino? I feel my connection to Yoshino spiking in power.

“I was too powerful for their taste and they fear me and my Ideas. So into a pit, I go. I did run the loop about four hundred times to ascend to this body.” She told me with resignation.

“That is unacceptable!” I shrieked, suddenly surging to 6 feet in height and still weightlessly standing atop Luna’s breasts. “Take me back with you for just a moment, I’ll set things straight.” I don’t know-how, or why, but this urge from Yoshino is driving me. I just know I can do something about this.

“Good with me. I’ve been stuck in a timeless void of nothing for a while now. Being transported back into the loop wouldn’t be bad at all.” She said sarcastically. “I learned some things being put in the pit,” I blinked at her tone change, “The loop can’t be broken even by me, it’s locked to the current hunter’s dream, and while my pit is lonely I can view the loop and send out gifts to the hunters as they run the maze. Plus, while the others are frustrated I can still fuck with their playthings. Sure I’m not directly there, but out of the loop they can’t touch me, and I can give a hunter an SMG for shits and giggles and they can’t stop me.”

“...You’re content just being on the same level as Majora-.” Evil snicker. “-fucking with people for your own amusement?” I asked with disgust, and Samantha looked a bit grossed out too.

“Uh...put that way...it is kinda lame.” She grumbled. “Look, I like the safety of the Void, but I guess it’d be cool if I could at least hop into the Dream for some tea, a chat with Doll, or whatever. Could you do that?”

“...Yes.” For some reason, I knew I could. I just need a visual reference, and having played Bloodborne, I know what the Dream looks like by heart. “Ah!” I squeaked, hands having reached up and groped my bubbly ass, and I pouted down at Luna, who was looking up at my bikini-clad butt with amusement.

“What? Thou hast perched upon mine bosom wearing nothing but a leafy bikini, and thou expects me to ignore an opportunity?” Luna picked up my near-weightless goo body, an effect of my magic fairy wings, and set me down.

“Huh, um this world is obviously focused on sex.” Samantha chuckled. “Well, being close to another like it in the multiverse, makes sense. But before I take you to the Void, do you have a way back here? And does it involve getting freaky? Because as an eldritch Old One, or rather, the New One, I’m, uh...not considered ‘conventionally’ attractive in my base form.”

“Sam. I’ve fucked an animate gemstone tree. To me, what I consider attractive isn’t just what someone looks like, but how they behave. You’re a badass bitch who takes less shit than most people and can literally rip someone’s heart out with a bare hand. I find that hot.” I declared with all seriousness. “As for whether or not it needs us to get intimate, I won’t know until we’re there.”

“Kay, just know I have a jealous boyfriend...who’s from yet another Universe and we’ve already had a kid.” She mentioned. “Doubt he would come to this world.”

“...Wait, you had a child?” I asked in confusion. The whole thing with Bloodborne was the Old Ones were desperate to have children, but were so different from one another that they couldn’t make babies. Maybe being the New One, originally a mortal too, Sam could break that problem? Those Old Ones are idiots. She could’ve helped them with their infertility!

“Yes surprisingly.” Sam pat the stomach of her armor with a happy and dopey grin. “It was wonderful too. Sure, I had weird cravings and violent mood swings, but I got to experience something none of my kind are able to. Probably part of why they banished me, jealous fucks.”

“That makes no sense. If thou'rt capable of having offspring and they are not, couldn’t thou hast procreated and solved their issues?” Thank you, Luna, for pointing that out!

“...Uh...holy shit. I knew they were dumb, but wow! Well, no way am I getting freaky with any of them now...well, unless they’re very interesting. Are actually able to talk to me directly instead of all ‘mystical bullshit’ and whatnot...have a lot of eyes…” Sam actually flushed at that one. Wow. Eldritch entities have weird preferences. “And tentacles. They’ve got to have at least five tentacles.” Okay, that is getting into my territory now.

“Okay, well how to do we end up in your world and who is this guy you shagged?” I asked as I followed Sam into the alley, waving goodbye to Luna who was more amused than concerned.

“Guy named Victor, an Umbra Excalibur Warframe that summoned me to his world. He was lucky to get my token even if I didn’t do much later on besides get pregnant and fight some robots.” Sam explained with a lick of her lips. “I may prefer multi-eyed tentacled monsters these days, but unf, he is so fine.”

“So you’re firmly into masculine types or irregular body types?” I asked curiously as we crossed another street and into another alley.

“Hold on, let's get out of the public so I don’t turn people mad.” Sam chuckled...wait I just realized she’s been able to pretend to be a normal person! “Yes, I’m also the only Eldritch Entity from my realm who can take a lesser form too,” Sam said as we reached an alcove, and then she burst from her armor which scattered into darkness. Before me was a grey leathery-skinned buxom feminine figure with narrow golden eyes with black sclera running down her body in perfect symmetry, her thighs were extra thicc, with even more eyes. Most of them were closed and managed to make her skin look mostly smooth despite the seams for her eyes. She even had several eye-lined tentacles slowly moving around behind her back. “Hm, you haven’t gone mad, that’s good.”

“...You are surprisingly hot. Physically that is. You already were in personality.” I declared, reaching out and waiting for her permission, to which she nodded, and I groped her bowling ball-sized breasts and large nipples, the eyes on them actually closing and looking pleased as I fondled her. “Do they do that on their own, or is that you?” I asked the eye-covered ‘terror’ who bit her lower lip, her face still mostly lupine in shape, if lacking fur.

“A bit of both. I’ve been growing more like this over time. My lover had seen me more like a wolf, unlike this new body. Luckily that body was so much weaker back then.” She huffed. “I would have to protect his mind if he saw me now.” Sam then cooed as I squished her breasts together, the eyes across her body all closing and getting a bit flushed. Wow! It’s so easy to see what pleases her, it’s kinda cute!

“I won’t hurt any of your eyes right?” I asked in concern, the eyes on her breasts blinking open, seeming to look in each other’s directions, then winking and closing back up, making me giggle.

“No. Unless you’re using a weapon and trying I don’t think you’ll hurt me.” Sam grabbed me and pulled me into a hug. “Hm, it’s so nice, just having physical, non-violent contact.”

“Glad to be of service, but this wasn’t why we snuck into an alley.” I reminded her, running my hands down her smooth as silk sides, not even getting my fingers caught on her closed lids.

“Right. So you’re Displaced right?” Sam asked me as she reluctantly released me from the gentle hug.

“I’m definitely not from this world, and Washu kinda dropped that bomb on me, but she didn’t go into any depth on it.” I shrugged, wondering what the whole deal was about. It has a capital letter you can hear on it, so it’s gotta be important.

“Well, it stands for Dimensionally Displaced. I didn’t know of it until I was sent to the pit. Had a while to read up on things since I can still snatch objects from reality.” Sam said as she rubbed my shoulders, pressing my face into her breasts, her many eyes all half-lidded and looking at me hungrily. Seems I may have triggered something dangerous.

“Okay. So how will I be able to return to here? Washu and you seem to have an easy time going to other universes.” I said as I felt one of the many tentacles from her back reaching behind me and prodding at my wings and butt, causing me to bite my lip.

“You’ll need a Token as an anchor. Mine is this coin.” Sam reached into a portal, I heard a screaming woman through it, and she pulled out a gold coin with her sword on it. “Here. this summons me to this world and will be my anchor back to my world. All you must say if you were my Summoner, is: Sam, our Contract is Complete. Making a Token is fairly easy if you’re Displaced too, but it’s best if it’s at least loosely associated with you personally.”

“Okay then. I’m not exactly sure what I could use as a Token though.” I grunted, Sam’s tentacles suddenly tearing apart my bikini bottom and penetrating my ass and cunny. “Ah. Hah. I-I thought we were gonna take care of business first? Also, why is your token a coin?”

“You woke the Beast. I’m Hungry.” Sam snarled her long fangs and flesh-shredding teeth set in a terrifying grin as she leaned in to kiss. “And because the bell was too noisy.”