Hyrulequestria

Ch.47

After the ‘debriefing’ I checked in on the city. Everything was just fine, nothing new there. The Harem was still occupied, only Nicole having popped in for a day off while we were at the beach. Damn it. I also slept the night in my tree, which was being sensually pressed into by my ‘sibling’ Fae’s trees. I went to sleep with them both sucking my breasts, to me waking up with me sucking Eris’ left breast and fingering Harmonia as she did the same for me.

Gosh~ we’re a trio of sexy birches! Beeches! Um, bitches! That’s the one! The one not a tree! Please don’t tell me I’m becoming a pun machine. I don’t want a trip to the pungeon!

“I love the garden!” One of the gardeners cheered, my precious Plunder milking her for the precious nutrition such a verdant place needed. I couldn’t turn to see her since I, Harmy, and Eris were all still spraying sap from our nipples which, at our size, was a mere trickle in the tiny formerly full stream in front of us. Maybe we should go big again?

“Am I able to fuck the trees?” A male visitor asked from behind us, placing his hands on my hips-oh~ I can feel that! “Wow...it’s like flesh. So warm and yielding.”

“Um, it isn’t suggested. They are literally the avatars of the Goddess of Creation and are also Great Fairies that govern Order, Chaos, and Harmony. It might do something unexpected.” Commented another female voice. Oh wait, I recognize her voice, Giga Eater.

“Hm, I’m cool with that.” The male said as he slapped his big, juicy horsedick on my thicc ass making me blink. “I’m giving it go!” He sawed on my ass, and I gasped, making him jump.

“D-don’t just stop there!” I demanded, turning my head away from Eris’ breast, sap trickling from my lips, my eyes glowing as I leered at him. He was a rather fit young yellow stallion, with a face that was so handsome if I weren’t indignant right now, I’d probably swoon. “If you’re going to whip it out, you’re damn well going to use it!” I presented my ass a bit more. “Now fuck me!”

“Y-yes ma’am!” The green-eyed yellow stallion declared, putting his hands back on my hips, where they should be, and began rubbing his cock between my thighs as I groped and played with my ‘sisters’ the two starting to wake up if their quiet shifting and quivering eyelids meant much.

“Oh~, what’s going on?” Eris muttered, then blushed when she looked around, seeing people groping and stroking themselves. Then she gasped as I fingered her and looked at me, then behind me. “R-really?! We’re doing this?!”

“Or I am at least. Considering-UNF!” I grunted as the stallion got tired of foreplay and plunged his thick, hot, long dick into my receptive and somehow soft tree pussy. “W-we’ve been doing slow-motion softcore porn in our sleep or while away, this is a pretty obvious step!”

“Hm? Oh! About time!” Harmonia commented in excitement as the sound of my current stud’s pounding into me sounded incredibly like if I was flesh. “When I realized what we were doing in our sleep, I was just waiting for someone to try and use us like the Plunder vines.”

“Harmy?!” Eris said in surprise before, quite honestly. the largest stallion I’ve ever seen besides Thorax walked up to Eris’ rear and grabbed her ass, spreading her thighs for his massive cock. “W-wait! WAIT! I’m-AH~!” Eris wailed as he rammed into her plump pussy without remorse, her abdomen distending with his cock, and if she weren’t rooted to the ground, it’d be lifting her into the air.

“Okay, who is that?” I asked as Harmy pouted. “You were scoping him for a week weren’t you?” I asked her casually, as if I wasn’t enjoying getting bent over a ditch and fucked, spraying more sap.

“Big Macintosh. He’s Applejack’s older brother. Eris was a major reason why he got rescued last month. Guess he has a crush on her.” Harmonia pouted and crossed her arms under her breasts. “Well, is anybody gonna give me a treat?” Harmonia’s demand got a nervous stallion to approach, and get on his knees to eat her out. “Oh~ not what I was hoping for, but nice~.”

“BIG MAC!” We heard the shout of an angry Applejack from over the wall. “YA BETTER NOT BE FUCKIN’ THAT FAIRY IN THE GARDEN!”

“EEYUP!” Hollered back the big red 8-foot tall absolute mountain of muscle beefcake of an earth pony as he redoubled his pace, practically ripping Eris out of the ground while she screamed in rapture as he literally drove her wild with his massive pillar of cock ruining her.

“Boy I don’t, unf, think that was a smart idea,” I told the red stallion. “An angry sister can be a pain for months.” The one time I stood up for myself against my sister Elanor, I got paid back for it in fucking spades for the next three months.

“Eeyup~!” Big Mac neighed, actually freaking neighed as he came, his bowling-ball sized nuts pulsing and pumping Eris so fast, it looked like a single gout of his cum was enough to knock her up with one foal, the successive pumps making her bigger, and bigger, until he stopped at her looking pregnant with quintuplets. “Hm~...thank ya kindly.”

“A...a...anytime…” Eris managed to rasp out, tears running from her eyes, snot from her nose, and drool from her lips. He’d genuinely, in a few minutes, almost literally fucked Eris’ brains out. Holy. Shit. “R-really…” Instead of verbally responding, Big Mac leaned around her to kiss her gently, pulled out, wiped his cock off on her ass, and gathered up his clothes before leaving. “C-come back s-soon~...”

“LUCKY!” Me and Harmonia yelled before my stallion huffed and redoubled his effort, ramming almost through my cervix as his cock seemed to get longer in desire to at least near Mac in some way. Moments later, he began cumming, and I groaned in satisfaction, while Harmy joined me in spasming, the stallion eating her own having finished her off.

“Ah~. Thank you.” I panted out to my partner, winking at him as he blushed. “Feel free to come by anytime.” I rubbed my swollen tummy, barely enough to look expecting. Maybe I’ll make more seeds with this?

“Will do.” My stallion chuckled as he pulled out an almost sixteen-inch cock. Whoa! He was maybe four inches shorter when he got started!

“BIG MACINTOSH!” We heard yelled halfway across town.

“ARGH! WORTH IT!” Big Mac bellowed in pain. Hopefully AJ wasn’t being too cruel.

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I didn’t have time to dally since it was morning when I got woken up with a dick on my butt. After straightening up, I left Harmonia and Eris to recover.

“Refreshments?” A familiar, if annoyed voice asked me as I was flying towards where I thought Luna would be right now. I turned to see Paddy in a maid’s dress holding a drink tray, her glasses clacking with ice, and a thick familiar collar on her neck.

“Oh! Paddy! Hello bitch!” I barked and sized up from my fairy form to grab a glass and turned into my signature caribou body, making the caribou blink before her eyes widened. “Good to see you getting your just desserts.”

“YOU! YOU’RE WHY CARMINE DISAPPEARED AND I HAD TO TAKE OVER THAT CAMPAIGN!” Paddy screamed at me. “If she didn’t vanish I wouldn’t have run into that changeling ambush and not see my lover again! I’m stuck here because if I go back I’ll lose my holdings and put into a breeding pen for years!”

“I heard about that. Any idea what happened to Carmine?” I knocked back the refreshing lemonade, chugging it down and absorbing it while enjoying the sugary tartness.

“I’m not fucking telling y-GRK!” The collar shocked her, and she spasmed, dropping the tray, shattering the glasses and spilling drinks on the floor. “G-gah! Fine! Ah...she went to investigate a report about a shrine to some pagan goddess or something and never returned. Investigation of the site revealed nothing. No shrine, no signs of struggle, and no Carmine.”

“So no clue then. I bet the phone number I have is useless then.” I mused in disappointment. I do like the woman, and I’d love to have her here, as a friend at least.

“One of the first things we tried, so yes.” Paddy huffed and bent over, sullenly about to clean up the mess by hand since the collar likely saps her magic. With a sigh, I took pity on her and made some hand gestures, the world tinting blue as time seemed to reverse, Paddy standing up, the tray and drinks being picked up and restored, the shock happening in reverse. I then released the most potent of my Order powers, which only worked to Restore Order to something by reversing Chaotic Events. It was such a choosy power, and I can barely use it for anything meaningful, but reversing spills and stubbed toes? Yes. “-put in a breeding pen for years!”

“Sorry to hear that Paddy. You work off your debt to the crown and I’m sure you can go back home after we take over the CFK in return.” I put the extra empty glass on her trey, making her blink in confusion. “Just mind your tongue, don’t want to see you get shocked again.”

“Wha...how...when…?” Paddy became even more confused as I left her to wonder what just happened.

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I found Luna after my encounter with Paddy and got her to teleport me to the relative area Zelda said the Lost Woods were. Almost immediately after heading West though, I got turned around.

I then spent I don’t know how long, hours, days, weeks, maybe? I was wandering the forest, completely lost. Thankfully I was in my full slime form, as whatever magic here tried to do something to me, but all it really seemed to do was make my membrane a bit firmer. Which I welcome. A firm membrane means less fluid loss, and I was already able to form weapons from my own body and stand on legs as goo, that’ll be even easier now.

Anyway, after ages of being lost, I finally came upon something different. I saw a Stalfos ala Wind Waker walking into a massive log before a dart took off its head and an almost familiar giggle sounded out. The giggle while familiar, was a much lighter and childlike tone than the lower pitch of Majora’s distorted cackles. I looked at the trees and saw a faceless boy sitting in the branches kicking his legs.

“Hehehe~! It's been a long time since a slime has been here! You lost?” He laughed before waving at me and began playing a pan flute whimsically, the tones the familiar tune of the Lost Woods.

“I’m looking for the Great Deku Tree!” I called up to him. He chuckled again before hopping and teleporting to another branch and motioning for me to follow.

“You need to get past the Temple! But nothing is there right now...well besides a Guardian, but the thing’s stuck in the ground!” He chuckled again. “Before I lead you, you have to catch me!”

“Have you already guided a Hero and Wolf?” I asked as my locomotion mound allowed me to shoot towards him, the skeletal imp cackling as he vanished, and I moved to follow him through the trees.

“Link? Hm, yeah I met him as a child but sent him towards Kakariko with this mother for safety. The lady used a random warp to get here. He didn’t like me calling him his name though. His mother was even more confused!” He chuckled before I almost fell into a hole, thankfully my mound made trips and falls next to impossible. “C’mon! If you go any slower, I’m gonna summon my friends!”

“None of that!” I shouted as I kept up, squeezing between trees, rocketing up trunks and even launching myself from branches as I kept pace as best I could. Eventually, he stopped on a stone hexagon in the middle of a clearing, surrounded by cliffs. I paused, and looked around, recognizing where we were.

A bell-like chime sounded and a Korok appeared, hovering in the air with leaves before they changed into an incredibly adorable green-furred anthro squirrel child. “Skull Kid, why did you bring a Chuchu here?” The young girl with green hair barked at the skeletal child. “They’re monsters!”

“No, no silly Saria! This is a Slime! They’re not mindless blobs of jelly.” Skull Kid gestured to me, and I yelped as wooden puppets appeared around me, and hefted up my massive tits. “They don’t have boobies either!” Saria’s very mature response was to blush so red her whole body looked sunburned.

“Skull Kid! That’s not nice!” The green-furred Kokiri scolded as she waved her hand, and suddenly the puppets were smashed to pieces by some unseen force. “Sorry. Both for Skull Kid’s rudeness and my own.”

“It’s fine. I’m used to being underestimated or experiencing a case of mistaken identity.” I rubbed my breasts, the magic in the puppets felt...familiar. “Anyway, you’re Saria, Sage of Forest right?”

“Um, yes? How would you know?” Saria asked curiously, and it wasn’t until I let Farore’s mark on my head shine, that she gasped and got to a knee. “Mother Farore! Forgive us our disrespect!”

“Okay, so she’s alive?” Farore stated curiously. “Thought she died back in the time break. Or was that the other version of Hyrule we made before it went off the tracks and became like that Dynasty Warriors realm?”

“Other Version?” I asked, guessing she meant the world the offshoot games were made to depict. “Well, anyway. Not truly Saria. I am not here directly. Wait, hold on. Ahem. From this point forth, until I say otherwise, it is I, Farore, speaking through my Avatar.” Dang it, Farore!

“Yes my Goddess. What is it you require?” Saria asked without moving from her place.

“I seek council with the Great Deku Tree. I hear she is well?” Ah, right, someone mentioned the tree was female this time around.

“Um, no. She is having issues with tainted water. It seems the Minish have settled on the mountain feeding the streams, and they’ve become enemies of nature in the past few centuries.” Saria informed us with worry, and I sighed along with Farore.

“They truly enjoy causing so many problems...I will arrange to have the issue dealt with. But I must speak with her first on the potential whereabouts of the Hero. Skull Kid has already provided that he has at least been here, but the Great Deku Tree knows all that happens in these forests, even into the corrupted lands of the former Minish.” Farore stated through me, and the Sage stood.

“Yes, follow me. Don’t worry, I won’t try to lose you like Skull Kid.” Saria promised, causing Skull Kid to cackle shamelessly about leading a goddess on a goose chase.

“It was fun, fun, fun!” Skull kid chuckled as I and Farore looked to the hexagon with the symbol of three apples overlapping the old image of the Forest Sage.

“When did this happen?” Farore asked as Saria began leading us away from the Temple.

“About 17 years ago, when the magic of the Forest Temple weakened, and the majority of its power went to a new Sage. I am duty-bound to remain regardless, even if my vigil is essentially over.” Saria’s words helped prove a puzzle. Applejack is 17. That was her Mark.

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“So I’m not the only lewd giant tree!” I exclaimed happily as we entered the clearing around the Great Deku Tree, which was easily just as obscene as I was in how shaped her body was and everything. Only thing I had over her was the fact that I wasn’t a squirrel with a poofy leaf tail and my tits constantly poured nutritious magic sap.

“Ah! I sensed something familiar about you! You’re the Great Tree of your forest, right?” The hyper-busty and hourglass-shaped squirrel tree asked me with her hands on her wide hips. She was just as animated as the tree from Wind Waker, but just as grand as the one from Ocarina. Not to mention like I already pointed out, woo she thicc!

“Yes, I am,” I said with a smile. “I’m also lucky to be able to roam freely.”

“Lucky! I’m stuck here, just watching everything.” The Great Deku Tree, fuck it, her name is Deku, pouted and crossed her arms under her bust. “You’d think I’d figure that trick out after a few hundred years of succeeding my predecessor.”

“Ah, well, maybe I could teach you.” I chuckled before my body suddenly became rigid. “That would be something we could do, but I must ask important questions.” Dang it Farore, warn me! “Firstly, how long do you think it will take the tainted water to truly harm you?”

“Maybe a few months? It wasn’t until recently that whatever they were doing started poisoning the water. Before then, the taint wasn’t enough to worry about.” Deku considered as she looked to the south, where the mountains bordering the Lost Woods and Kokiri Forest were the tallest. “Up there, at the top of the Kulve mountain range, to the south. They’ve been mining there for a while, dozens of years really. But it wasn’t until this past year that they started dumping toxins into my water supply.”

“Alright then.” I said with a bow. “I’ll send a group to help out soon. If you need, my forest is open to you and yours as well.” Hey! It’s MY forest! “Apologies, my Avatar’s forest. She had it before she gained the ability to channel me.”

“Thank you. I might need to if I get too much weaker, but it’ll be a task to shove myself into a seed and send my little Kokiri across the land to your home.” Deku solemnly closed her eyes. “As for your Hero. He did appear here, several years ago. He was but a child, his mother pregnant. They fled in the direction of Old Kakariko. Where they went upon leaving this continent, however, I am unsure.”

“They left the Continent?” I groaned in anguish. Every lead thus far has instead produced another Quest on the list, while leaving us further clueless as to Link’s whereabouts. “Thank you, but what direction did they leave the continent?”

“East towards your continent, of course. There’s not much option otherwise besides heading West, into the Unknown Oceans.”

“So Link did end up in Equestria...thank you Deku. I’ll be-oh!” I turned to leave, only to have a root wrap around my waist.

“Please? I sense you have multiple bodies. Could you plant one here? Your presence might even slow this taint’s corruption of the land.” Deku’s squirrely face and big watery emerald eyes, as she pouted, was too much!

“Gah! Don’t do that!” I looked away, shielding my face from the cuteness.

“That is actually a good idea. I’m in favor.” Farore further cut into any hesitation I had, and I whined, pulling out a blank envelope, using my slime to quickly imprint a letter, and then used a stored pouch of powdered Dragonfire, courtesy of Spike and Tara to send it home so everyone would know why I’ll be gone for a while.

“Okay. Fine. Where am I going to take root?” My answer came in the form of Deku cheerfully using her roots to brutally tear up a spot in her clearing next to her on her southern side, which was her right side, the grass now fertilizer in the tilled dark soil. “Okay...I’m a lewd sleeper though.” I warned her as I approached the spot, turning my mound into legs as I walked on the loamy soil, desperately trying not to sink in and root yet until I was roughly in the center of the cleared acre of land, turned around to face East, and sighed as I felt my hooves sink in. “Oh~ yes~...”

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I regained awareness to feel someone leaning into me and hugging me as they snored softly. I gently opened my eyes and peered to my left to see Deku happily leaning into me and resting her head on my shoulder. Aw~ she’s so cute and lonely. I hope she knows that my body here won’t be active without me present.

I closed my eyes again, not really sleeping, yet my awareness of the world ceased until I felt the warmth of the sun on my canopy. I reopened my eyes to see the rising sun to the east, which was where I and Deku were facing by default, with me between her and the southern mountains threatening her and the forest. “Hey, Deku. I can’t just stay here.”

“Mm~ no~...” Deku whined as she nuzzled my neck, still mostly asleep. “I’m not alone for the first time…”

“Sorry, but I have much more to do. I won’t really be here, but I’ll still feel everything done to me, so please don’t play with me while I’m away. It could be dangerous.” I hugged the squirrely tree, and stood up straighter, making sure I wasn’t invading too much of her space as she straightened up too, and I blinked, now back home in my garden. “...Maybe I should plant more of me. Girls, how long was I gone?”

“You’re back already?” Harmonia asked of me with a blink...wait. I gawked, Eris was still slightly uprooted, and inflated, snoring in her sex-induced exhaustion as her cunny dribbled Mac’s seed down her thighs and be reabsorbed by her roots. “You only left maybe a few hours ago.”

“W-what?! But I’ve been gone days? Weeks maybe!” Holy shit! The Lost Woods and Kokiri Forest are royally fucked up both dimensionally and time-wise!

“Yeah, would explain why those kids don’t age,” Harmy said while looking at me oddly.

“EHeehehehah!” We both heard and Skull Kid hopped out of my branches. “New portal!” He chuckled.

“What the hell?!” Harmonia yelped upon seeing the undead forest nymph.

“You’re funny!” Skull Kid chuckled before jumping into my canopy again and vanishing.

“I don’t even want to know. I have another report to give.” Ugh, who knew questing was so tedious?