Hyrulequestria

Ch.54

If I wasn’t a dragon right now, I’d be dead. This heat is killer! The air is so thick with toxic haze that if we weren’t immune, we’d be dead from that too! “I’m surprised the armor isn’t burning.” I poked at the soft padding of Shining’s armor as Gohma moved us down into the caldera of the active volcano. “I wonder where the Gorons are.” I muttered.

“Those stone-brains? They got eaten, or turned into dogs by some powerful world magic.” Gohma idly answered as she climbed down, the Climbing Claws a big help since she didn’t have the ability to adhere to surfaces, so they sped up the act quite a bit without her having to stab claws into the rock.

“Right~ Eris said something like that.” Or someone did. I may not be getting brainwashed by that purple asshole anymore, but whatever he did to me has damaged my ability to recall. Eventually, we reached the bottom of the deadly-hot caldera, at the shore of the bubbling lake of molten earth. I know, it’s likely magic, but a place like this is impossible on earth. “So, see anything? There has to be a Temple if Volvagia is taking refuge here.”

“Hm...I don’t see anything. Best to get walking.” Shining said and eyed the lava. “Why does that look inviting?”

“It’s me, sorry. I use molten earth or metals as my shell. I’m feeling rather naked to be honest.” Gohma replied as she squeezed her breasts through the padded tunic. “This is nice and comfy, but it’s not a hot layer of stone or metal.”

“How about you save that for later. I don’t want Luna’s gift to be ruined.” I sternly suggested and Gohma sighed wistfully. After several minutes, we came across a half-buried Romanesque structure in the wall of the caldera. With her mighty strength, Gohma dug through the earthen barrier blocking the entrance and we were in.

“Welp, this is strange.” I commented as I floated about before seeing a buff male Diamond Dog who looked to be made of black stone running towards us in the nude. “Um...I appreciate a show, but what are you running from?”

“OUT OF WAY!” Screamed the dog as from behind him came an ominous surge of orange!

“BACK OUTSIDE!” I wailed, flying out, Shining following and the dog managed to jump out of the way of an absolute deluge of lava gushing from the temple entrance, flowing into the caldera. That explains why it was half-buried before, but not why the temple inside was free of loose stone.

“What was that?! Why are you stone?!” Shining asked the black jackal breed of diamond dog.

“I Carbon Dog, old breed of dog.” The buff stony male said as he stood up, looking back at the entrance with his jackal ears moving. “The glutton Volvagia has returned, but not as before. She is now hungry for more than flesh and gems.”

“Knew it.” I sighed in resignation. “She’s a total horny bitch isn’t she?”

“Has already had entire city’s population and exhausted them to point of unconsciousness. I lucky to escape further abuse.” He rubbed his groin with a whimper. “What Beryl do? Can’t abandon post entirely, but can’t defeat giant sex dragon.”

“Ugh.” I groaned and wondered how to get in. “Is that really Lava?” I asked.

“No...her um...fluids.” Beryl pointed out at the caldera with a blush. “Is so sexy, but so messy. Temple is drowning in her molten cum.”

“I want to take a swim!” Gohma declared excitedly, while Shining did not object at all.

“So Majora-.” Evil cackle. “-Has turned her into an impossibly horny molten-earth producing fem-cum factory to literally drown the land in deadly hot cum?” Majora’s laugher persisted even harder, and I groaned at how disgusting and utterly ridiculous this whole thing is.

“VOLVAGIA WANT!” We heard from the cave and a gigantic large red and golden scaled arm came out before grabbing Beryl.

“HELP~!” Beryl screamed as he was pulled back inside without mercy, more molten ‘earth’ surging out of the entrance after he was pulled out of sight.

“So...what do we do? How do we beat her?” Shining asked as we walked back to the entrance.

“Considering she’s easily maybe even twice as big as I was, I’m curious about that too,” Gohma said as we entered the entrance tunnel, Gohma stripping off the armor. “Better put all this away, it’ll get ruined by this stuff.”

“W-we’re going in naked?” Shining meekly asked, but didn’t stop Gohma from undressing their body, shoving everything into the satchel, and then Gohma paused as she held up the satchel once in the sexy dusky-black nude. “Um, here Robin.” I took the satchel, and after considering it wouldn’t destroy reality, I put it in my storage space by expanding my breasts enough to stuff it into my cleavage, and then shrunk my boobs back down.

…

I’m still tiny, why didn’t that toss me to the ground? Ugh, fairy magic makes no sense!

“Yep! That armor would just burn up once-.” Gohma was interrupted by another deluge of hot molten ‘cum’ surging through the hall, and after it receded, she was cooing and rubbing it over their body, rapidly hardening a bit into earthen armor. “There! Presentable again. Even if it’s not metal.”

“Heh.” I chuckled, having gotten drenched too, but my dragon form was immune to this level of heat, so it was rather pleasant. “We’re probably going to have to do puzzles to drain all of the cum.” I snorted and began laughing. I couldn’t take it~! This is so stupid! Sure, it’s dangerous, and potentially eventually world-ending, but literally, the whole world would drown in a tide of earthen cum!

I’m also belatedly realizing I could’ve gone dragon at the mine and not felt so hot! UGH! “I’m an idiot,” I muttered to myself.

“A puzzle?” Gohma asked in bemusement as we continued trekking into the pussy-drenched temple.

“You think we just happened to have a bunch of water to dump on you? We had to get that ready.” Shining informed our companion before we entered the temple proper, and gawked. This was easily several times the size of Gohma’s mine and revealed that Death Mountain was hollow, save an ingenious pipeline spiraling up the center, likely pumping lava, or in this case, molten cum, to the caldera.

We could even see, down below in the center, where the magma welled up, was Volvagia. She was an utterly gigantic giantess of a dragon with tits akin to the usual mega-busty size and other proportions, but she was easily twice as tall as Gohma was, which was at least half as tall as Tree Me or Deku. So she was about as big as me at my absolute largest.

If that wasn’t enough, her nipples were constantly flowing with molten fluid, so it wasn’t just her cum. But her cunt was gushing as she desperately masturbated using something, likely poor Beryl, as a dildo. She was also incredibly beautiful, with a long flowing fiery mane of literal fire and curled horns that framed her beautiful face. There was no sign of the Bloodstone Scepter, at least not from this far up.

“We need to avoid her. We have to traverse this place, find the tools it definitely has to defeat her, then we can encounter her.” I whispered softly, which may have been unnecessary with how much noise she was making.

“I don’t know. I kinda want to jump in there and dive into her womb.” Gohma licked her lips, and Shining grunted.

“That might actually be how we defeat her, I dunno, but this place is practically open to the air, and her minions are all over the place. If she finds out we’re here, there’s no hope of us avoiding capture.” I hissed to them and began nervously leading the way.

---]===>

“Is that a worm?” Gohma asked as a blob-like thing wobbled over to us. I blinked before growing a bit sick.

“No. that’s a Like Like. it’s a gelatinous worm-thing that gives both slimes and worms a bad name.” I gagged as the maw of the item stealer showed itself. “Don’t let it suck you into its mouth! It will eat something like your shield!”

“But I don’t have it on me.” Shining patted down her rock-covered body for emphasis.

“Um...it’s still really tough and has powerful stomach acid,” I added on. We’d managed to cross a bridge from the entrance to the chambers inside the walls of the mountain and were searching for the Map and Compass. The place was mostly full of mindless Magtails, Fire Keese, and the occasional Like Like as evidenced by this disgusting thing undulating on the ground and getting closer. “Could you please kill it?”

“Um, is it weak to fire?” Gohma asked before she took a deep breath, and sprayed a gout of flame at it that rapidly evaporated.

“I think it is,” I muttered trying to remember these fucking things, I hated Like Likes.

“Okay, so right now the plan is to weaken the world, but a mask is mucking it up. Now we have the hero already here...great.” A white horse, an anthropomorphic horse, not a pony, a HORSE, in a white collared shirt with a black tie said as he looked at a clipboard. Was that an assistant talking into some crystal on his left ear. “Grogar I hope you know what you’re doing because I think It's dumb that you’re letting Volvagia just act like a complete slut right now.”

“What is a Saddle Aribian doing here?” Shining asked getting distracted from the Like Like.

“I don’t know just kill that worm!” I barked, though even I was confused, a Saddle Arbrian? “We’ll wo-and you’re in the thing’s mouth.” I groaned as Gohma and Shining struggled in the Like Like’s maw.

“Note to self: place more Like Likes in the future.” The completely unassuming assistant wrote on the clipboard, nodded to me, and casually continued on as he took notes. I, meanwhile, facepalmed as Gohma/Shining struggled free.

“This is my life.” I groaned before pulling out my pistol, having had Luna enchant it before we left, and fired at the beast, the bullets exploding in miniature explosions, like firecrackers. Really big firecrackers. It irritated the Like Like just enough spit out Gohma/Shining, my Hero rolling away while looking sick. “Frikin’ kill it!”

“Got it!” They shouted, and proceeded to punch it, making it jiggle. Then kept doing it. Ew.

“Stop playing around!” I demanded, and they finally breathed fire on it again, the disgusting acidic goo slumping into itself until it literally vanished, leaving behind...the half-dissolved remains of the shield I grew from my own body for Shiny. “HOW THE HELL DID IT DO THAT?!”

“What? How? But it-!” They were just as confused, and we all sighed in defeat.

Fucking Like Likes.

---]===>

“So this is how the Goddesses manifest their powers? Randomly empowering big treasure chests to contain a specific, limited-utility item?” Gohma asked in bemusement as she held up the Map, which she and Shiny had retrieved from the big stone chest we’d managed to find.

“Mind your tone Gohma. I don’t appreciate what effort I can exert on this realm being belittled.” Farore spoke from my lips, and I nodded in agreement.

“Um...what was that? Are you one of them? I mean, I noticed the Crest on your brow, but...” Gohma suddenly became nervous, fidgeting until Shiny stopped that, looking at the Map.

“She is my Avatar and most direct link I have had with our creation in Eons,” Farore told them.

“Don’t worry, she may be here, and one of the Three Golden Goddesses, but Farore is just a person. Don’t defer to her aside from respect and acknowledgment of her deeds.” Shining insisted as he examined the map, pointing a finger at it and tracing on the magic parchment.

“Thank you Shining Armor.” Farore practically hummed with joy at his words, and I felt flustered. Does Farore have a raging lady boner for Shiny? The fact I felt embarrassment and admission coming from her, she does! No wonder Link is always so heavily favored, it isn’t just Hylia who has the hots for him.

“Okay. I have our route. We’re gonna have to do some hiking, a little tobogganing, and maybe go for a swim, but I think I know where we need to be.” Shiny said, stuffing the Map into her cleavage, and then blinked. “Wait, so that is how the Like Like got to the shield! Neither of you told me your tits were storage spaces!” Shiny excitedly exclaimed as she hefted Gohma’s boobs with wonder.

“Um...they aren’t. Not magical storage space anyway. I can use it as a way to access my storage since it’s out of sight, but they themselves aren’t magic.” I said with consideration, hefting my own boobs and wondering if they really weren’t magic, considering how lewd this universe is.

“Ladies, please. Enough gawking at our chest melons. As much as I am in favor of getting naughty, I don’t want it to be here, in this dangerous place, with an utterly gigantic horny rage-dragoness flooding the place with lava-cum.” Gohma spoke up, the fact that she had to be the voice of reason was rather disturbing.

“Um right. So~ let's go!” I chirped and sat on their right shoulder as Shiny led on. I did look down into her cleavage, licking my lips, and shook my head. This place may not be as contained as the mine, and thus the fuck-me pheromones are diffused everywhere, but it’s still here. “So, what was that about tobogganing?”

“You’ll see,” Shining said with a smirk on her face, and I was getting a bit nervous as she hiked up a fallen building that was half-buried in the rock, and at the top we found a long, long slide that actually went to the bottom floor, and right into lava. Shiny walked over to a fallen stone door, hefted it up with Gohma’s strength, and began walking back towards the steep incline.

“Um...Shiny?” I nervously asked as I grasped onto her neck in worry, and I screamed as she took a running start, diving with the ruined door under us and we began sliding head-first into oblivion! “WHAT THE FUCK~?!”

“WEE~!” Gohma/Shiny called as the door made an unholy racket against the smooth stone of the fallen building. I looked towards Volvagia, horrified that she might hear us, but she was still desperately masturbating and making her own noise, so she was thankfully not hearing us.

“Okay, why are we being so loud?” I asked before we hit the lava, the door actually going straight in. “What the fuck?!” I demanded in fear, wincing as the heat hit me...then I opened my eyes and realized it wasn’t hurting me, it was like I was in a very hot spa bath. I forgot I was immune to lava again, stop forgetting, Me! “Whoa~ this is nice~.”

“Yes~.” Gohma cooed as she floated on the sexy-sourced lava with me. “Just divine.” We stayed like this for a few minutes, then I sighed and got upright, treading the thick, hot sexual juices.

“Okay, c’mon. We need to lay-slay the dragon.” I reminded them, causing Gohma to whine but begin swimming towards a ledge.

---]===>

“So the Compass we found a few rooms back is indicating this area is supposed to have several chests,” Shiny said as she looked at the Map while holding the Compass.

“Why does this look familiar?” I muttered looking around the lava-filled chamber. “I feel oddly...sad.”

“Well, this is a pickle. I may be able to hold my breath for a long time, but without being able to see anything, how will we get whatever’s down there?” Gohma asked curiously

“We need to drain the chamber.” I groaned at the obvious answer as I looked around. There didn’t seem to be much here, just a bunch of circular walkways, and this place was already half-hidden behind the ruined structures outside. “Let’s see...there are a lot of torches here...I remember-*GASP*-This was Goron City!”

“A city? This place isn’t big enough for a village.” Shining commented with confusion as I excitedly flew about, fangirling so hard I think I might be about to fangasm.

“Back then, when the Gorons were a thing, what constituted a city was way smaller than it is today,” I explained as I flew to the place where Medigoron would have been, and I was shocked to see a slumbering Goron there, curled up and floating in the Lava. “HEY! WAKE UP!”

“Grooa? Orraa.” I heard as the huge Goron uncurled. “Why wake me up?” He groaned.

“The rest of your species are all either dead or the ancestors to the Carbon Dogs, why the hell are you both still alive, and not a Carbon Dog?!” I demanded of the goatee-sporting Goron, who groaned and rubbed his eyes.

“What? Everyone’s gone? Aw. I told Link to wake me up. Guess whatever happened was before I entered hibernation.” The Goron casually muttered, as if utterly unaffected by the deaths of his entire race.

“Who are you?” I asked as Gohma/Shining swam into the lava pool to get closer to us.

“Medigoron. I’m Biggoron’s little brother and Smagoron’s big brother. Though...since they’re gone, I guess I’m Biggoron now? It was always a title of the biggest in our family. Meh, whatever. So, since you woke me up, if way later than I was expecting, what can I do for you?” Medi-BIGgoron said as he looked around.

“You know how we can drain the lava?” Shining asked as she neared, and Biggoron looked at her with confusion.

“Huh...a talking Monster. Guess this world I’ve woken up to has weird things. As for the lava, I’m surprised the tunnel leading to the forest didn’t deal with it.” OH, right. But how the hell did the forest and Death Mountain get so damn far apart to be on opposite ends of three continents?

“That’s gone. Pretty sure anyway. Is there any other way?” I asked the Last Goron.

“Hold on, Bro’s Room connected outside, he had a drain for lava flows,” Biggoron stated, slogging through the lava over to the rock wall in a tunnel. “Hm, here, here, and here.” He said as he used his enormous fists to punch three different spots in the wall.

“Grab onto something,” I warned as the wall suddenly collapsed, and the lava began rushing out like water somehow, Shining/Gohma using their sharp claws to grab onto the nearest wall as the hot feminine spooge drained out, but it still left the chamber half-full. “Is there another one?”

“Hold on.” Biggoron curled up and rolled straight towards the remaining pool of lava in the center. He somehow jumped, turned back-side down, and splashed into the pool, which then began swirling as it drained further to reveal Biggoron nowhere to be seen, and instead the familiar tri-faced giant jug spinning in the center of the bottom of the cavern. Which then promptly exploded, revealing Biggoron. “There.”

“Thank you,” I said with a smile and a bow. “C’mon girls! Knowing this place, the chests must be in Darunia’s room!”

“How do you know the chief’s name?” Biggoron asked curiously as I led Shining/Gohma to the door, which as I expected, was sealed.

“Okay, Shiny, I’m gonna give you your lyre. I need you to play Zelda’s Lullaby.” I reached into my cleavage, retrieving the music instrument, and sized up to give it back.

“The song of the royal family?” Shiny asked as I handed back her lyre. Without prompting, Shiny used Gohma’s extra hands to play an even more intricate version of Zelda’s Lullaby, and the door rumbled before slowly sinking into the floor. “Why is a song from Hyrule’s past the key to unlocking a door all the way here?”

“Time and space are fickle things, especially given so much of the former.” I mystically replied in a non-answer as I flew into the room, feeling sad...only to suddenly freeze at the snoring of someone sleeping. On the ancient and decrepit stone throne slept an utterly massive male Carbon Dog, who was as much a Jackal as Beryl, so clearly their breed is defined by their obsidian black stone bodies and jackal forms. “Oh, Farore...is that Darunia? Shiny! Play Saria’s Song this time, with gusto!”

“Um...okay?” Shiny said hesitantly and then played the new song. The dog stirred, and opened his pitch-black eyes with a wince, then yawned and got to his paws.

“Hmph...I feel like it’s been an age. Did Link seriously not get the door open? How long have I been in hibernation?” The absolutely ripped, and homina, homina endowed dog demanded, crossing his thick, muscular arms over pecs easily the size of half-basketballs as he looked down on us from his 8-foot height. “Well? Who are you? And how long has it been?”

“Gohma.” Shining mewled as she covered herself.

“Sorry~. He’s just so...so~ sexy.” Gohma apologized with a bite of her lower lip.

“Um. Uh. Robin here. That’s Shiny and Gohma.” I was having a hard time focusing. Holy shit he’s like a smooth black-toned version of Millos or Thorax.

“Is that what we got turned into?” Biggoron asked as peeked in the doorway. “Whoa. With that definition. Boss, I’m jelly.”

“Shut it Medigoron. I’ve been stuck here for ages, why is it you waited until now to get me?” Darunia demanded imperiously of his underling, who quivered despite obviously being bigger than the former Goron.

“I was asleep too boss. Whatever happened to turn everyone else into rock dogs and ignore me for whatever reason was while I was out.” Biggoron explained. “Also, why do you have a gender? We produced asexually before.”

“Shut it. We’ll figure it out later.” Darunia groaned. “I think we have had at least sixteen generations of Gorons since we went to sleep. They may have thought we died. They wouldn’t shut doors unless they were making a Thaig.” Darunia’s words sparked my memory, about the changelings and diamond dogs finding ancient dog Thaigs that were still populated.

“Yeah, that’s all well and good, but we’ll help you figure it out later. In the meantime, Volvagia is back. Again. But now he’s a raging dragoness hungry for sex to the point of preoccupation, and instead of eating your descendants, she’s using them as, ahem, sex toys.” I informed the ancient patriarch, who grimaced.

“Ugh. I have artifacts that should help you. You are the Hero, yes? Only they should know my good friend’s song.” Darunia explained as he walked over to a door and lifted it up. With one hand. Unf. That ass~. “This is my personal armory, feel free to take what you want. I don’t need weaponry. A Goron...or rather...what am I now?”

“A Carbon Dog?” I asked distractedly as I watched how his short obsidian fiber tail wagged above his literally rock hard ass as he rummaged in the messy closet he’d revealed.

“Hm, got a nice ring to it. Anyway, I don’t need weapons. Gorons were known for fighting with their fists, I’m not about to change that just because I’m less top-heavy.” Darunia declared before tossing three Big Chests out from the literally too small closet. “There. Those oughta help ya.”

“Thanks!” Shiny said as she approached, and I blacked out as my magic completely left me.