Hyrulequestria

Ch.58

“So how was your day?” I wearily asked Shiny from the comfort of the gigantic way-too-good bed as he entered the Royal Suite, where I’d retreated to while Nicole entertained the Kobolds, aka: turned all the women into a pile of used condoms while Volvagia tried to establish some sort of order for her new official Minions. Turns out that process involves a lot of magical contracts and careful wording, so she had to stay.

“Oh, fun, my sister and her friends know how to have a good time.” Shining sighed as Surgeon walked into the room shortly after Shining did, beelining for the bathroom as she dropped her purse on the bookcase on the way. Huh, didn’t notice how lived-in the suite was getting. I can see little bits and bobs all over. The totally-not-a-suspicious-travel-pack in the corner must be Zephyr’s, the dark teal crown upon the armoire must be Trachea’s, the plaque of Surgeon’s official doctorate up on the wall…

I feel so lonely all of a sudden. Nothing in this room is from me… “Hey, you okay?” I blinked out of my funk as Shiny was undressing, putting his armor and gear up neatly on top of the dresser next to Zephyr’s sleeping tub.

“Yeah. Just realizing that despite how important this room and all the people involved with it are to me, I don’t have any presence here when I’m not around.” I admitted as I looked towards the bathroom where Surgeon had hurried into.

“Really? Nothing here is yours?” Shiny asked in surprise as he looked around the room, taking in all of the various little things. “I find that hard to believe, there’s so much here.”

“The Harem I’m in is 9 members strong, all headed by Luna. There’s 8 people’s things in here, but nope, nothing of mine.” I sadly affirmed as Gohma softly whined in shared sadness.

“Oh,” Shining said as he looked around. “What about that?” He said pointing to a little nursery with children snoring away. They were a bit cantankerous when I came up earlier, but Fama Robin has the magic touch with her little babies~.

“You mean all our little darlings? Yeah, I’m in there if you mean all 40 tykes I have with Luna and the good dozen fawns I have with Nicole and Surgeon each.” I smiled as I looked towards the door of the magically expanded/built chamber with pride. “But nope. All of the cribs, toys, all that was provided by Eris. Even the crystal sculptures and wall fixtures are from Harmonia.”

“Fama?” One girl asked before looking to me. “Fama! Playtoy!”

“Shh~.” I quietly uttered, extending a tendril to her and digging her little plush toy from under the pillow, pressing it to her hands and rubbing her head before gently pushing her back to her bed. She fussed for a bit but then relaxed as she had her toy back and drifted off. “There you are little Firefly,” I whispered, then retracted the tendril, closing the door as I did.

“You’re a good mother.” Surgeon commented as she left the bathroom, taking off her doctor coat, hanging it on a rack by the bathroom door, and started to unbutton her blouse as she approached the laundry hamper, while Shiny had gotten his comfy big blue pants from his/my storage and pulled them on.

“I’m not their mother Surgeon, I’m their Fama. When I can raise children born from my womb will I be a true mother.” I wistfully replied as I rubbed my lower abdomen. I’ve birthed so many children, yet, I’ve raised none of them. I felt sad suddenly. Yoshino was fully grown and took the body I grew for her, I never got to care for her. My slime children all took off right away, I’ve only been able to see them on rare occasions. My fairy children too left as soon as the mess we’d created was fixed. I can see and feel them in the world around us, but it isn’t the same. Wait didn’t I get pregnant with Carmine’s fawns? Oh, right, they’re in a surrogate. It hasn’t been long enough for them to be here, I’ll catch up with the surrogate, Amanda I think, later.

“Technicality, but you do have one item in this room.” Surgeon said as she pointed to the plain wood mask that is my Token, hanging on the wall over the bed. “Also, if you want to be a mother~.” Surgeon purred as she pulled down her skirt, revealing she went commando, her balls looked a bit swollen, the size of volleyballs. “I’m pent up from always working, and only having relief when I get home. You’ve turbocharged my libido, Robin.”

“As much as I would love that Surgeon, I can’t. I’m an integral part of Shining’s quest, and I can’t be stuck here to bear our children when he needs me.” I informed my lover sadly.

“But Love, I’ve been waiting for so long.” Surgeon whimpered and looked hurt, making me feel terrible.

“That’s not fair to her,” Shining interjected, looking into Surgeon’s orange eyes with his blue eyes incredibly intense. “Are you willing to get knocked up and left hindered when you have so much hard work to do?”

“I did it before.” Surgeon defended, but Shiny didn’t budge.

“Was it easy? Did you have to survive life-or-death situations?” Shining demanded, and Surgeon wilted more.

“N-no.” The doctor admitted with reluctance.

“Then don’t be selfish. Anything you plant in her will have to be given to her trees anyway.” Shining demanded as he put a supportive hand on my shoulder, squeezing, and I felt so thankful for my Hero. If Surgeon kept pushing, I’d have caved like earlier with Nicole. I can’t tell if anything took, but if it did, it’s going to have to be born of my tree.

“I’m sorry, Love.” Surgeon whined as she looked ashamed. “I guess some of the caribou bled out just now, I won’t force you.”

“Well, this is awkward.” Gohma chuckled from my breast. “I’m game for breeding if I had a body~, normally Gohma are the only females of the dark world, though we are not like I was.”

“Oh, you’re still here.” Surgeon said with some frustration. “I still don’t really like you.”

“Aw, why not? I get I’m a bit awkwardly placed and I only have a mouth, but bring that tasty dick up to me and I’ll go to town~.” Gohma licked her lips, her milky saliva, my milk, moistening her lips. “Besides, it all goes to her core if it goes through me.”

“Done!” Announced Volvagia as she burst into the room, looking beyond tired. “Contracts are signed, orders are given, I’m sick of dealing with things, so I’m ready to relax. Mitzi, take me off and put me on Robin’s free breast.” Volva ordered, and her host pulled her off, shrinking back down to her petite 4-foot frame and she turned Volva around in her hands to face her.

“Yes, mistress!” Mitzi said as she rushed over to me, giving me a nuzzle on the cheek before slipping Volvagia onto my free breast. “I live to serve! I’d prefer to stay though, Mitzi not want to become a cum balloon for the pile.”

“Oh, what a cutie!” Surgeon purred while pulling the Kobold to her, the girls head to her thighs and crotch-.

“Nope! Only live to serve Mistress Volvagia! No sex!” And the Kobold wiggled away from Surgeon. Huh, celibacy, that’s rare. “Mitzi experience enough pleasure through her mistress, no need to turn into brainless cumslut like other girls.” Or not. At least she understands the concept of moderation.

“Oh, um okay.” Surgeon said, blinking. “I’ve never been turned down like this.”

“Nothing against sexy woman with big sexy cock. Mitzi just have priorities straight.” Mitzi declared as she rubbed her orange scales on her arms. “If mistress permits, Mitzi wishes to sleep.”

“Of course Mitzi.” Volvagia softly replied, and the tiny woman then crawled under the bed… “Um...you don’t have to sleep under the bed, you can bunk in a room somewhere?”

“Mitzi not leave Mistress’ side,” Mitzi responded and Volva sighed in defeat.

“Oh well, there’s only so much you can do to get around slavish devotion. At least she understands I’m not staying here all the time.” Volva bemoaned as she shook, sending my breasts quaking.

“So~ what do we do?” Shining asked, and I noticed he was hard from Surgeon’s display. Wait, he’s not gay, so he must be really turned on by her feminine attributes, and I can feel his arousal coarsing through me, lowering my inhibitions.

“How about we do what Gohma suggested? That way, everyone has fun. You willing to suck some dick Volva?” I asked of the dragoness on my breast, who blushed so hotly I could feel my goo getting warmer.

“I-I’m not exactly experienced in such things, but I’m not against it…” Volva admitted and eyed Surgeon’s twitching hard-on, licking her lips with my milk moistening them in place of normal saliva. “Oh, I just realized I’m tasting coconuts for some reason.”

“That’s our hostess’ milk! Our spit is replaced with it!” Gohma declared excitedly as she whorishly made an ‘O’ with her lips. “C’mere! I’m horny as fuck after that adventure and not getting any! Masturbation is not a proper replacement for sex!”

“Shining take the bug, I have the dragon.” Surgeon suggested as she stepped onto the bed, where I’d been sitting this whole time. Excited, I got on my knees and sized up so my breasts and their guest faces were crotch-level with my lover. Volva blinked as Surgeon quickly presented her bitch breaker to her lips, the dragoness’ eyes turning up as her face flushed even redder.

“S-sorry if I’m inexperienced.” Volva prematurely apologized as she opened her maw and covered her teeth with her lips as Surgeon gently pressed her massive cock into the dragoness’ mouth. She moaned as the feedback from me hit her, and I was moaning too at the sensation of something foreign penetrating my breast.

“Well, what are you waiting for big boy~?” I heard from Gohma and looked slightly to the left to see Shiny had dropped his pants and was now starting to press his flare to her lips. “Mm~.” Gohma hummed as she began sucking Shiny into my breast, and I shuddered, already experiencing a boobgasm, the girls joining in sympathetic sensation.

“Wow. This is interesting.” Shiny commented as he continued to gently shove into me, hip-to-hip with Surgeon despite their height differences as they grabbed each other’s opposite hip for support while fucking us.

“Hm~ yes. I think I like this. She may be inexperienced, but the way her throat is convulsing like a vagina in orgasm is really stimulating!” Surgeon declared happily as she and Shiny hilted into us, and I was already barely able to understand the situation with how much ecstasy I was in.

“Ah~...” I wordlessly uttered, getting hands-on my antlers and cheeks as they pulled on me, properly fucking Gohma and Volva’s mouths and my titties as they sped up. I whited out multiple times, each thrust felt like my whole body was getting lit on fire with pleasure. It was wholly different from getting my cunt, ass, mouth, or even my membrane fucked. Somehow, it was like...like I was feeling the sensation, literally three times over!

“Oh~, I would love for all eight of us having turns with her.” Surgeon moaned and gave me a hard thrust, sending me reeling. “You and Zelda are invited if the others are alright with it.”

“Ung! Not gonna, oof, bet on it. Zelda seems, ugh, rather smitten with me.” Shining said, and then he and Surgeon groaned, thrusting deep, and their balls clenched tightly to their groins.

“Ah~!” I wailed as I felt my breasts surge in size with the boiling hot spunk, Gohma and Volva desperately gulping the offering down, and it felt...I feel. “W-what is happening~?!” I wailed as I felt stronger, more whole if that was possible. The cum being fed to my Core seemed to be empowering me, and I gasped as my membrane began shining brightly. I came so hard I blacked out.

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I slowly came to from my incredible slumber with a yawn, blinking at the sight of the royal tower. Oh, I’m in my tree again. Wow. I was fucked so good my fairy manifestation probably burst all over the place in a glorious sexy mess of spunk and goo and-. “Okay. That was fucking awesome.” I whispered, looking to my sides to see Eris and Harmonia were either asleep or away. I looked up, smiling at Luna’s silver embodiment in the sky.

“That. Was. The TITS!” Announced Gohma from my left breast, and I blinked as I looked back down. Wait, wasn’t it a dream where-. “Yep, it’s a dream!” Oh...uh, usually dreams don’t-. “This is a lucid dream, and Luna has kinda given you the reins so you don’t risk falling into a self-destructive spiral.”

“Okay then. So I’m asleep. Any way for me to know what came of the aftermath of getting my boobs fucked?” I asked my apparent dream guide. It would explain why Volvagia wasn’t here too.

“Hey, I only know what you know, and that Luna triggered this. I’m as clueless as to what happened to us as you are.” Dream Gohma informed me rather unhelpfully.

“Where’s Volvagia?” I asked, trying to get something out of her. Well, out of me. My subconscious, dream...thingy.

“Hey, again, if you don’t know, I don’t. Now are you gonna be boring and just ask dumb questions, or are we gonna have fun?” Dream Gohma asked and I sighed. I’ve never had a lucid dream that I could so clearly envision. Hell, before I met Lulu, I never remembered my dreams at all.

“I have plenty of mind-blowing sex in the real world...maybe I should do something out of the ordinary for me.” But what? I’ve gone on crazy adventures, I fly all the time, I’ve been to space, I’ve been to realms of eldritch horrors and was barely impacted by it. What could I do that I don’t get to do?

…

I was suddenly in a kitchen, wearing an apron and my comfy clothes, getting out the ingredients for a zesty and savory spaghetti sauce with a smile on my face.

“Gah, boring.” Dream Gohma sighed, guess she was expecting my ideal entertainment to be something more wild or raunchy. “At least lose the clothes.” Suddenly, I was just in the apron, and I frowned but shrugged. It wasn’t like it would interfere with my cooking. “Really? How about this then?” I gasped, a vibrating dildo was suddenly jammed in my cunt, and I leaned into the counter. “Better.”

“Hey~. This is my dream.” I whined, standing up, getting used to the pleasurable sensation as I continued to go about preparing the ingredients, starting with slicing up sausage to brown in the pot first.

“Yes, and you’re boring! Can’t believe this. Should’ve picked the mugger instead.” Dream Gohma muttered discontentedly as I sliced up the sausage into half-inch disks and began browning them on the bottom of the ceramic-coated 5-quart cast-iron pot.

“Majora?” I sighed in resignation as I realized I had one sausage leftover. I cut it up in a hurry, not wanting Majora to use it as an excuse to sexually assault me with phallic-shaped meat.

“I also shouldn’t have Displaced you first as Navi and shoved that Robin Hood’s mask on that light ball you became. I would’ve had better luck Displacing you as Link or Ganondorf. That would have been more interesting if less raunchy.” Majora huffed.

WHAT?! “I’M NAVI?!”

“Hey! Listen!” Majora tittered as she, still in the body of Gohma-wait, when did she have a body? I lost track. Anyway, she then tossed me a pack of unopened ground chuck. You don’t need pricey meat to make a good spaghetti sauce after all. “Shut up my sexy little minion, you’re doing a good job. At least make it taste great.”

“Fine, but I’m not a minion.” I huffed, then felt a chill go down my spine as Gohma’s eye turned into one of Majora’s haunting eyes, the entity’s mind-hurting distorting little voice echoing as she tittered.

“Keep telling yourself that.”

What was I looking at? The kitchen was empty, and I scratched my head as I wiggled on my vibrator. Oh well...oh no, the sausage! I hurried to keep it from getting burnt, too much gristle will ruin the flavor.

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I woke peacefully and looked around the suite. I was a pool of slime in Zephyr’s tub, so I must’ve been fucked real good last night if I couldn’t maintain my shape. “Oh~ I feel good.” I groaned as I stretched my arms, getting my membrane back in order as I...rose, higher. “Whoa. I don’t think they came into me that much.” I bemusedly shrunk down to my fairy size, having almost hit my antlers on the ceiling when I stepped out of the tub.

Wait, where are Gohma and Volva? I looked down at my bare tits, feeling a little sad that my friends weren’t here. I grew my plant bikini back and flew out of the balcony… Holy shit. Tree Me was the same size, but my canopy was so lush and thick with leaves, flowers, and seeds. The rest of the forest too! It was like everything shot up a half foot in height!

“Art thou awake?” I heard and turned to see Luna walking in. “Thou looked so peaceful. Thou were literally glowing, like every night we’ve had sex.”

“Glow? I shone with light before I became a fairy?” I asked in confusion, my dream hazily coming to me. Something about me being a fairy, and cooking spaghetti? Was I the Spaghetti Fairy? Or the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Was I God? Ugh, dreams are so weird.

“Yes, light blue even, We found it odd when thou hast taken on a red hue for thine body.” Luna chuckled before walking over and kissing my body, since, y’know, I’m a fairy and all. “Good morning mine Love.”

“Morning. Hey, I had the weirdest dream last night. I was cooking in the kitchen, naked besides my apron and with a vibrator in my vagina...”