Hyrulequestria

Ch.67

“Wait, I’m your dad?” I heard Eris ask.

“Yes and no. An alternate universe version of you is, one that is technically stronger.” The new fairy explained, whose body was mostly made up of owls, hawks, and a lion for her body her colors similar to worn leather books with stained covers in dark reds, browns, blues, and greens.

“I take offense to that! I’m plenty strong!” Eris huffed. “Right Harmy?!”

“Of course dear.” Harmonia absently said, as if occupied with something, so I opened my eyes and looked to either side of me, seeing Eris’ tree looking puffed-up and offended, while on my other side Harmonia was...reading a book-sized for her. Where the hell did she get that?

“Anyway, yeah, I’m not a fairy-like you, and I’m technically part Warp Daemon due to some things we found out. Weird really.” The not-fairy said in response from where she floated in front of Eris.

“Well then what are you?” Eris asked. “I’m the Goddess of Chaos and part of the Trinity of Great Fairies. How am I weak?”

“Nothing important, other than my soul is part of raw soul stuff and very unstable.” The Not-a-Fairy stated. “How are you liking the book? I have more in my pocket dimension library floating in the Void.” Deflected the clearly hyper-intelligent not-fairy.

“It’s fascinating, but why are these Lust Demons so destructive?” Harmonia asked as she waved the book about a bit. “This is fantastic fiction by the way.”

“That’s a history book.” The visiting entity of Chaos replied, making Harmonia gag and hold the book away from her. “If your world keeps up the path it’s on, you’d better get used to stuff like that. You may not have Lust Demons, but what I’ve gathered so far, it seems your Dark World is quickly adopting a similar theme with busty-lusty minions on tap.”

“We’re dealing with it...slowly.” I commented as I finished waking up, stretching a bit and hugging the waists of my ‘sister’ fairies, who both smiled and cooed at me. “Who are you?”

“Hermais, Spirit of Forbidden Knowledge, sister/brother to Eris, Spirit of Chaotic Time, and Dongoruas, Spirit of Chaotic Space,” Hermais explained. “My siblings are a bit more powerful of us three and our, um offsiblings.”

“I’m guessing you fornicated with your own mother then, according to this book I’ve read on how apparently your world spits in the idea of genetic diversity and too many like plus like equals error.” Harmonia scratched her chin as she looked at the book. “The caribou have nearly completely figured out how to ignore that limitation, but they’ll still have mutant offspring if they breed that closely together.”

“Only because we had to.” Hermais blushed in a bit of shame. “It was because we had to balance Order. Mother birthed a lot of Alicorns, which on our world are synonymous with Order.”

“Um, okay. Your world’s Chaos and Order are weird.” Eris commented. “All our world needed was Navi, Harmy, and I to achieve a sort of balance.”

“Eh, I know.” Hermais chuckled. “Anyway, I’m here as mother wants me to act as a representative of her and her followers who are enslaved right now. She heard about the Moot.”

“It’s called a summit, but I like the word moot better,” I commented before sighing. “Please. I know it’s a lot to ask, but could you please not bring more Chaos here? It’s so hard to keep things under wraps as it is.” I leered at Eris in annoyance and she stuck out her tongue at me. Do that again and I’ll be sucking on it you stupid, sexy-.

“Only if you let me copy your world knowledge for my library,” Hermais said with a grin, holding out her hand as it shone green/purple.

“Better off getting that trade from Princess Zelda or Princess Celestia. I’ve only been in this world going for nearly two years now. Eris was entombed in stone for over a millennium, and Harmonia has forgotten more than she ever knew.” I informed the kinda scary little draconequus with nods from Eris and Harmy as the latter handed back the book, which vanished instantly.

“Ah, okay, well once the deal is made, as a patron of my library your scholars can explore it. I’ll set up a permanent door to it someplace.” Hermais explained and Harmy looked worried. “Oh don’t worry, the most dangerous stuff is far from reception and would take lifetimes to get to.”

“Unless you ask the librarian right?” I asked in resignation, getting a firm nod from the Chaos spirit.

“That would be me~, and I don’t hand out my best stuff without favors.” Hermais chuckled. “Try to force me and my wife will deal with you.” Suddenly we all felt unnerved as something outside of our eyesight appeared for a brief moment. “I’m okay dear, go home. I know I was stuck in Victor’s world for three years, you don’t have to hound me.” Hermais groaned. “Yes, I’ll ravage you as a male when I come home. Alright, I won’t fuck my Fama here.”

“Don’t worry, not my type. Anymore. I like the oddly prudish types these days.” Eris joked as she gently elbowed me and reached past me to grope Harmy’s ass, the woman biting her lip and fluttering her eyes at our Chaotic lover.

“Anyway, Mother warned me not to get pregnant again when I’m acting as an agent of hers,” Hermais explained. “Even if she calls on her lovers to seal Hell if she finds it in a world she’s cultivating.”

“Geez, make her sound like a Collector why don’t you,” I grumbled before sighing and leaving my tree as my ball of light body. I need a shorter name for this. I’ll call it my light form.

“She is compelled to spread life, sex, and wealth where her fairies travel.” Hermais chuckled before following me, “you’re kinda hot.”

“Please don’t follow me~! I have enough lovers! I’m in a harem of 9 members, and possibly growing much bigger as it is! It’s so tiring as it stands!” I complained, not wanting this spooky draconequus woman getting attached to my quite immense pool of lovers.

“Oh, I wouldn’t be more than a one night stand.” Hermais chuckled as she slithered around the air. “Or a fuck-buddy if you don’t mind us seeing each other more frequently.”

“I have enough children, thank you.” I sniffed as I entered the royal suite to check in on said babies, finding Hannah was tending to them as she’d taken to. “Good morning Hannah, how are your siblings?”

“Mom? They’re doing good. Jubilee woke them all up, but feeding them your milk calmed them down enough to wake up more slowly.” Hannah informed me, and I smirked behind my light at how my secret was the natural sedatives in breast milk being more potent with my own blend.

“Oh~! They’re precious!” Hermais cooed at my kids. “Oh, I could just turn them into little hooligans!”

“Touch my kin and I will banish you to the depths of the Dark World.” I coldly intoned in a voice that shuddered reality itself, the very air wavering.

“Hehehe.” Hermais chuckled and nuzzled me sneaking a kiss in. How? I’m made of light right now! “I might like that but I get the message.”

“Don’t touch me. You don’t get to touch me after even hinting at a threat to my children.” I snarled, slapping at her face with my invisible hand, only for her to dodge.

“It wasn’t a threat! I call my kid's hooligans and teach them all sorts of Magic!” Hermais replied in worried confusion.

“Hooligans are synonymous with minor to middling Minions of this world! Learn your terminology a bit better!” It was something from this world specifically. A Hooligan was a type of ghostly monster that tended to blend into the shadows, sowing fear and stealing small trinkets. Good spies supposedly. They sit somewhere between Poes and miniblins.

“Ah, Sorry. Foreign issue then.” Hermais said before bowing before me formally and holding out a small book, the cover showing a map.

“A map to my library as apology, it will only open for you,” Hermais said with remorse.

“I don’t exactly have much time to sit down and read these days. I bet, even with this forced vacation I’m on, that most of it will be spent with my lovers.” Then, the map changed into...is-are those? “Are those copies of The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia, Encyclopedia, and Art and Artifacts?!” I geeked out, happily taking them from her hands, stuffing them down my invisible cleavage with glee. “This is great! I can refresh my knowledge and help my Hero!” I wrapped my invisible arms around her neck and began smooching her face.

“I know, I got that copy from my ‘fathers’,” Hermais said while holding me to her boobs. It is so weird having my light form being treated like my manifested one. I think I both like it and not. It’s weird. “They have a lot of modern stuff.”

“What else do you have?” I asked excitedly, and she smirked. Whoops. Did I just get pulled in, hook, line, and sinker?

“Almost everything from your world. I collect more than books~. Even if aunty won’t let me have her stuff.” Hermais pouted at the last bit. “I can gift you the Zelda games too~.”

“I will bone you for life if I can have video games again!” I declared excitedly, only to regain myself and back away. “I mean-! I’m not-! I’m not a slut~!” I whined pitifully at how I threw myself at her so quickly.

“Never said you were. In my world that is like saying you want to have dinner at a five-star restaurant. Just without a lot of money needed to be involved or to be enjoyable” Hermais cheerfully informed me. “Consider it your dive into my own foreign customs.”

“Mom. I have enough problems trying not to masturbate to you. Can you please not?” Hannah whined as she wiggled a bit, making me feel a bit ashamed of bothering my daughter so much. She was getting urges now, and it wasn’t very nice of me to tease her with openly flirting with someone right in front of her.

“Sorry baby. How are things with Scootaloo?” The way Hannah’s tail fluffed up and her boobs swelled a bit at just mentioning I knew about her secret relationship with Scootaloo was both adorable, and worrying. At least her first sexual forays are with another girl, and I don’t need to worry about little kits so soon. “Don’t think I can’t tell who you’re spending quality time with, I’m sure others have noticed too. Bit of advice, take a full shower afterward if you don’t want your partner’s musk to give you away.”

“Mom~!” Hannah covered her eyes and fled the nursery in embarrassment.

“Remember to use condoms if you swing that way!” I called after her.

“GAH!” Hannah barked.

“My gosh, she is adorable. I wish my own offsiblings could’ve had the leisure of growing up slowly like that.” Hermais sighed wistfully before shrugging. “At least I didn’t have to nurse or change diapers or other time-intensive things. We were so busy when we were born, no time to even adjust beyond the compulsion to make more draconequus.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that,” I said with a small bow. “So, um, can I have the games?”

“Hm~? Well maybe~? If you go on a date with me?” Hermais playfully asked, and I felt a bit uneasy. Do I really want those games? Yes! I do! But...if I associate with her more intimately, she might complicate my life so much more than it already is…

“How about...not today, this weekend? I have the time now.” I think it’s Wednesday. Is it? What day is it? UGH. I hate being so busy I can’t keep track of the days of the week!

“Ehehe, alright. I might invite one of my siblings over, there’s a remnant of something from a Corrupt World floating about that we could go hunting for before then.” Hermais said while rubbing her hands. “I love Corrupt World artifacts.”

“Um...I just meant a date with you though…” Is she intending a double date? I’ll need to bring someone too then…I know Surgeon will be available since she’s off on the weekends, but I don’t know if she’ll but up for a proper date with someone so casually and suddenly.

“I know.” Hermais chuckled before pecking me on my invisible cheek. “Now~ what...huh, a remnant of Todd’s world, how’d it get over here?”

“You go on ahead and tend to you business Hermais, I’ve gotta touch base with my...y’know what? They’re my family, even if not by blood. So yes, I need to talk to my family.” That’s a much nicer way to put a large number of consenting adults who have a polyamorous relationship together.

“Alright, have fun!” Hermais said before floating off.

Of course, the moment she did, the babies all suddenly began crying and I whined as I moved to tend to them.

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“So we have who here?” Zelda asked as I floated into the throne room. I had been aimlessly floating around the castle looking for my lovers but hadn’t had any luck, so I ended up here. Zelda was on her throne with Tia and Lulu on theirs, and their audience was Shining along with his harem of living masks. Hey! It seems Tirek got a volunteer already! They must have rather weak magic if she’s this sporty 6-foot tall centaur with A-cups and a lithe body. She’s even wearing a cute red blouse.

“A girl named Hermais,” Tirek commented, “Whatever she finds she can send to another world, we have enough problems.” Unsaid by her was that currently, most of them were her fault. Something we don’t really blame her for, considering it was Majora and Ganon who caused the scenario.

“We can’t really say that.” Trachea said from her own little throne on Luna’s side. Oh! Trachea is here~! Then that means Zephyr should be too! “We should help with whatever she’s doing if she’s here in peace like Eris and Harmonia say.”

“What if it’s some bad guy she’s looking for right now?” Gohma asked with a smile.

“Um, well we could just turn them good,” Shining commented before nuzzling Volva, who was groaning from a full belly she rubbed through her T-shirt. Dang it. They really are Shiny’s harem. Oh well, at least Luna doesn’t seem interested in merging the harems so much as intermingling.

“The Song of Healing won’t work on everyone, Dad.” Celestia teased with a chuckle.

“Yes, and please don’t make too many children, Father.” Luna similarly teased until Shining wiggled his eyebrows at her. Ach, no don’t tease her! She’s all about domination!

“Shining don’t tease Luna unless you want to be added to her Harem.” Zelda with annoyance.

“But I’m only teasing?” Shining playfully questioned, not at all bothered at the concept of him being their reincarnated father.

“Getting back to Hermais, should we consider anything she does as actions of the Black Isles?” Zelda asked briskly, shifting back to that they were talking about.

“Considering she is a representative of a whole other realm I say not. Besides, the Black isles are suffering a sudden occupation, and don’t exactly have the ability to attend the summit in one month’s time.” Celestia declared. “Why try to complicate things and possibly justify an invasion of them from the caribou, who would jump at the opportunity with all their other fronts in their quest for global domination having been stymied by both us, and Ganondorf.”

“Actually...about that…” Zelda nervously broached, licking her lips and shifting in her seat uncomfortably. “I’m afraid that, with the calling of the Summit, our existence here has been exposed to Queen Vaati. As well as my own. In fact, we have-.”

“MY QUEEN~!” Declared a terrifyingly familiar voice as in rushed a holy shit I knocked her up good Queen Vaati, who waddled into the throne room happily, her utterly massive belly dragging on the runner carpet as she pushed herself in, unable to even see past her belly and beach-ball breasts. Which, considering she had grown two whole feet from her pregnancy, was incredibly huge.

“NO!” I yelped as I flew to hide behind Luna.

“Vaati.” Zelda groaned in resignation. “I told you to wait until tomorrow at least…”

“I could not wait a moment longer! My Queen has returned! I can finally return the crown!” Vaati gushed in excitement as she turned sideways to see her queen, the stunningly beautiful and cruel albino caribou beaming at her queen, her blue regalia seeming to strain at her breasts as if she were immensely aroused just by seeing Zelda.

“What?” We all asked in shock, especially Zelda.

“Everything I’ve done. As terrible as it was, was all in an effort to save the Minish. We were vanishing into thin air! I couldn’t find a trace of those gone! I managed to stabilize myself, and a few others and only the youngest didn’t succumb to whatever curse was laid on our people. I began breeding, desperately. We had fallen from hundreds of thousands to a meger 200 people.” Vaati whimpered as she rubbed her belly. “I had to find away. So I started with-.”

“Making everyone Hermaphrodites, and making the Slimes your first victims, so you could breed without genetic diversity being too much of an issue,” Eris said as she wrung her hands together in her place floating above the thrones, looking especially ashamed as she moved to float in front of Vaati.

“Eris,” I whined. “Also, here is Eris; the cause of the Minish turning into Breezies.” I stated with a long-suffering sigh while throwing my lover under the bus to face her mistakes.

“Wait, WHAT?! Th-they were just turned into the Breezies?! S-so all my atrocities, wars waged, my achievements…?” Vaati blubbered, and began bawling on the spot. Clearly such a revelation was a bit much, especially considering she’s so heavily pregnant.

“Ah, should I have said that?” I asked my royal lovers with shame.

“It was rather insensitive of you…” Celestia reluctantly said, torn between concern for the woman and hate for how she’d been the woman’s slave for a decade. “And now me being a slave makes no sense if she truly did worship mother. There’s something else going on with her.”

“Um, what should I do?” I asked as Eris also jumped from hoof to paw in the air looking at Zelda. Whatever we were going to do next was interrupted by Vaati gasping, and a copious amount of fluid gushed from under her dress, causing us to rush to her aid.