Hyrulequestria

Ch.73

“This place is amazing!” I declared as I was led by Azusa and Misaki through the Royal Arboretum. It was on the way to the section of the Royal Palace where the Masaki Family lived. It was so distinctly alien, being inside a tree, yet there was light streaming in from overhead like it was the sun. As if that wasn’t enough though, I felt a bit flustered at realizing this place looked like the inside of a vagina with how the walls were shaped.

“Well, this is interesting.” An eye said a familiar female voice as it opened in mid-air over my shoulder. It’s shape and shade of gold with slit black pupils and black sclera told me it was Samantha. “Just poking in, noticed you weren’t home.” Her eye looked around. “Why are you in a tree vagina?”

“D-do not refer to Tenju in such a way!” Azusa demanded in a fluster, clearly having just had the image put in his head. “She is the gift of Tsunami-no-ki to the people of Jurai!”

“Buddy, I’ve been fucked over, in and around the bush more times then you can count and live in a reality marble. I’ll say whatever the fuck I want.” Sam’s eye told him. “Speaking of being fucked over, hey babe? I’m huge. I can’t wait for you to see what you’ve done to me~.”

“N-not now Sam~,” I whined, looking around the nearly-floating wooden platforms where many, many Royal Trees were standing. “So, how many of them are even sentient?”

“None of the ones up here I’m afraid. These are all Fourth-Generation Trees. They lack any persona and are merely conduits for Tsunami-no-ki’s power. We bring candidates here for the stronger trees to possibly Bond to further below. The ones you see on the lower areas have not Bonded to anyone.” Azusa informed me as we continued to walk through the totally-not-a-womb/vagina on the impossibly stable wood bridges and platforms.

“Eh, wonder what my menstrual blood would do to them~.” Sam chuckled. “What sorts of beasts could be made?”

“Please no, Sam. These are literally conduits to a deity who transcends dimensions. The only reason she even came to this realm was to find evidence of an entity even higher than her.” I informed my lover, getting nods from Azusa and Misaki, who as the Emperor and Empress, had access to this knowledge.

“So~ like me?” Sam asked. “I mostly exceed ten.”

“We have dealings with entities like you, so don’t think you can surprise us. Tsunami-no-ki attracts plenty of untoward attention.” Misaki cheerfully said to my eldritch lover. “If you look below, you can see Tsunami-no-ki. Tsunami’s direct interface and where she granted us the seeds of her First Generation of trees.”

I did just that as Sam hummed, witnessing the beautiful rainbow of leaves in her canopy, which was unlike her children or even Tenju, those having normal green leaves. I felt...drawn to her. “Excuse me...I feel like I need to go to her.”

“That would be her calling to you. Tsunami-no-ki is connected to all of her children, even you. Go. We will wait here.” Azusa nodded in dismissal, and I jumped off the bridge, letting my magic carry me down until I was at the base of the incredible tree.

“Um...hi? I’m kinda your adopted daughter I guess?” I sheepishly asked/said, but got no verbal response. “Oh, right. I probably need to be in contact.” I approached the trunk as Sam’s eye flew down to watch me. “Hello?” I put my palm to her trunk and-. “Oh come on~!” I wailed as I was getting sucked in.

“Babe!” Sam flew down, her eye sprouting tentacles and she tried to pull me free, only to yelp as she was pulled in too.

Unlike my first time or some other times, I didn’t just blank out. Instead, I was in a pure white space, with my sexy wolf lover standing next to me, completely normal. We were also both naked, and I was even perfectly solid as a normal fairy instead of a slime fairy. Thankfully I was my average 6-foot height. “Well...this is new.”

“Eh, not at all weird for me. Happens all the time.” Sam chuckled as she floated into the air.

“Hello!” Came a happy and cute voice, and we looked up to see a naked cosmic Giantess, who looked like an adult Sasami. “Oh dear, even in here? Hold on! I’m coming down!” Tsunami, for who else could it have been, rapidly shrunk down until she was our height. “Sorry about this, but I don’t have as much free agency as I used to, and my Reincarnation isn’t mature enough to act as my avatar yet.”

“Hello, tree lady.” Samantha chuckled. “You talking about that baby? Figured she was you.”

“What? I haven’t even seen Sasami yet! You’ve been snooping!” I pouted in disapproval at my eldritch lupine lover with my hands on my child-bearing hips.

“I had to make sure you were safe, besides the child is a dear.” Sam chuckled. “She even likes the copy of the Doll I left.”

“Yes, it is a fine gift. I thank you for the extra protection it will provide sweet little Sasami.” Tsunami then straightened her expression to one of business. “I’m afraid I can’t just chat ladies. You see Navi, I have hit a bit of a snag. I’m having incredible trouble creating my strongest children.”

“The first gens…” I wrung my hands together. If I turned Yoshino from a mere intelligent power source and computer into a First Gen Tree, then what would working directly with Tsunami create?

“Indeed. I need help. You’ve proven with Yoshino, destined to be a third-gen, now easily a first-gen, that you have the power to further empower my offspring.” Tsunami then blushed and poked her fingers together. “I’m not exactly well-versed in the act of fornication, however. When you’re a world-hopping giantess you tend not to have partners of suitable size, and it was a foreign concept until I met the mortal races anyway.”

“Ehehehe, should we do it? Or invite the Sex Goddesses I’ve met?” Sam mischievously suggested.

“Sex Goddesses?” I asked nervously, not having had all-too-positive outcomes from interacting with entities akin to Wiatr thus far.

“Aventurine, met her briefly after talking to Waitr and the fairy she sent over. Gave them both maps of the Multiverse I’m making.” Sam explained. “I had like two words with Aventurine before we parted ways, and that was enough for me to know I’d be in over my head if I tried to get between her thighs.”

“Considering I had a sexual encounter with Wiatr, I can only imagine what she must be like.” If Sam is saying this Aventurine is stronger than Wiatr, I’m a little scared.

“Oh shit, seriously? Let me put it this way; Wiatr is Aventurine’s little sister. The woman may not have as many souls fused together, but she doesn’t need them all united to use her full power. I looked her up afterward. Sunk. An. Island.” Sam shuddered. “By cumming on it.”

“As amazing as this all is, can we please just...get started? I’m afraid I don’t know what to do. I can’t see much of what is happening beyond my immediate surroundings, and I’m sleeping most of the time, so while I know fornication is a thing done to reproduce, I don’t know how to even begin.” Tsunami admitted in embarrassment. “If I was installed in a ship I’d be able to see and do more, but I’m not as you know.”

“Well, do you want to be the male or female?” I asked as Sam started digging in her fur as if her body was just fluff to search through. “Really Sam?”

“What? I have their tokens, and they would be better at this!” Sam countered.

“And what about me? My realm isn’t even ready for Wiatr and she has a presence there already.” I tried to explain as Sam fumbled, a golden ring falling out and ringing on impact with the nonexistent floor. Before anything else, it suddenly moved itself, knocking against the floor with three thunderous impacts, sounding like one of the wooden doors of the palace getting hammered by a battering ram.

“Aw shit! I was told to only call him if-!” A tiny door opened out of the floor, and out trotted into the air like it was vertical ground, came a tiny fairy-sized black alicorn stallion with bat wings, swirly blue eyes, and an ethereal yet shaggy-looking long mane and tail. Also, he was ripped! Every single muscle on his body was bulging with power from every small movement! Also, he wasn’t anthro. He was a quadrupedal pony! “Ah, hey~! Sorry about that! I dropped your Token and-.”

“Hm. Nice demi-plane. Lacking in substance though.” The stallion clopped his forehooves together, and suddenly the empty white void was host to a floating mountain with us standing in some sort of stone monastery at the summit. We all experienced some form of feedback as I was suddenly my usual tiny self, Sam was a floating eldritch eye again, and Tsunami was her ludicrously huge giantess self again, floating in the void with the mountain and its monastery level with her navel. “There we go, something to distract from the nothingness around us.”

“W-what?! H-How did you…?” Tsunami asked in absolute bafflement. “We’re in my demi-plane! I’ve never been able to do more than simply be!”

“Sam? Who is this?” I asked in fear. He casually did something that was an effort for the Sisters of Chaos to do when working together with a single clop of his hooves!

“That’s Bronze Brave. He’s a literal God of Space! If it exists in the third dimension, he basically can treat it like his bitch.” Sam’s eye quivered. “It’s entities like him that make his universe unassailable, especially since he is his universe.”

“What?!” Both Tsunami and I exclaimed in absolute shock.

“Ladies. Please. I simply wove my essence into the very fabric of existence to stabilize my universe from a complete cataclysmic collapse caused by a rampant madgod.” Bronze Brave casually stated with his reverberating deep tenor, then suddenly he was an 8-foot tall quadrupedal titan of a pony before Sam and I. “I sacrificed my mortal body in the process, but with some help from friends and family, I got better.” I just noticed he has his Token in his nose. It’s a nose ring? “Now then, I understand my summoning was an accident, but my Door does not knock without purpose. What is the situation?”

“Well, I was going to call your girlfriend, Aventurine. You see, Tsunami up there-.” Sam silenced herself when Bronze raised a hoof as he looked up at the bemused Tsunami.

“Hail Choushin Tsunami. It is a pleasure to meet you, even if you are not the same one who helped me overcome my insanity.” Bronze then was suddenly standing in the void to the side of the mountain, eye-level with the goddess, much to all our shock. “I owe a version of you elsewhere in the multiverse a debt, so I know you are a benevolent entity. To what do I owe the pleasure?”

“Um, we were going to fornicate in order to allow me to produce stronger Royal Trees-.” Tsunami stopped as Bronze booped her on the nose. How the hell does such a gigantic stallion manage to boop a human woman on the nose without breaking said nose?

“Nope.” Bronze then looked down at us and tsked. “Naughty, naughty. I feel the two people in the normal space who seem to be waiting. It would be rude to keep them there. I’m supposing that this union is essentially your current goal?” Bronze rhetorically asked, as he clearly understood the situation scarily well. “Well, that can wait. I’ll even give you a pass-through my Nexus so your return home will be shortly after you’ve left. Shoo. Shoo.”

I suddenly found myself floating next to Azusa’s head with Sam flying next to me. “...He is so hot.” Sam shuddered. “Even with the cunt-blocking he just did.”

“Yeah.” I shivered at how this Bronze Brave is clearly the master of his domain. Which, considering his Aspect, seems to be literal physical space. “Sorry if we were gone a bit. Tsunami basically requested I do what we were talking about, but with her to possibly make even more powerful trees.”

“That...is rather concerning. I had been considering having you turn Fourth Gen Seeds into First Gen Trees, but if Tsunami were somehow able to produce seeds again, and to pair with you? I worry that we may receive trees potentially as powerful as Tsunami-no-ki herself.” Azusa furrowed his brow as he looked down at the beautiful tree below.

“Well then Azusa, it would achieve what we are after far better than our original ideas.” Misaki cheerfully declared, only for Azusa to hum and continue leading us to his home, only for Bronze Brave’s head to appear in midair. “AH!”

“Oh! I’ve also constructed a proper demi-plane for Tsunami so she isn’t stuck with an empty void whenever she’s using it. Ah, and I’ve given you a gift in orbit. Ta-ta~!” Bronze Brave vanished as a Juraian soldier suddenly appeared up ahead, sprinting towards us.

“My emperor! A tree the size of several battlecruisers has appeared beyond lunar orbit! Preliminary sensors are going insane from the power readings! It has a distorted recording feedback loop calling it the Tree of Might!” The soldier frantically reported, and I could feel as well as hear the facepalm Sam did in her own universe.

“Goddamnit Bronze…”

---]===>

“Welcome home Dear, Sister.” Welcomed the beautiful raven-haired woman in her own formal Japanese robes, which were white to offset her hair, which was the opposite of Misaki’s dark robes that accented her bright cyan hair.

“Funaho, my love.” Azusa greeted his wife with a kiss, and Misaki followed the action with a hug to her fellow wife. “How are the children?”

“They’re doing well, but Sasami has been so hard to calm down without her birth-mother available.” Funaho wearily answered with an imploring look to her light-haired sister in shared matrimony.

“Oh~ I’m sorry Funaho, but you know it was my turn to sit on the Empress' throne next to Azusa today. If we don’t take turns, the other Imperial Houses will get all uppity with us again.” Misaki pouted before patting Funaho’s shoulder. “Don’t worry though, Onee-sama is here to save you.”

“Hai, hai. Please save me Onee-sama.” Funaho said with a weary smile, and Misaki, noting the strained expression, nodded curtly and hurried into the home. “Ah. Relief. Sasami has been so inconsolable lately.”

“I’m guessing this isn’t normal?” I asked in concern, and the woman blinked, seeming to finally notice the floating blue fairy and golden eldritch eye in the entryway.

“...Husband, is that a Yōsei and a Hyakume eye flying in our entryway?” Funaho asked in a mixture of bemusement and worry.

“Uh?” I asked as Sam rolled her eye.

“This is the Navi-no-ki, and her rather bristly companion is the Eldritch Abomination by the name of Sam.” Azusa introduced us, clearly displaying his dislike for Sam, which considering how irreverent she’s been, I can understand considering his station.

“Hey. It may be true, but words hurt dude.” Sam huffed and then yawned, her eye blinking tiredly. “Babe, being so pregnant makes me tired. I’m gonna take a nap.”

“Oh, of course. I’ll call you if I need you.” I kissed her eyelid before her projection faded away. “I’m a fairy Lady Funaho. I’m an entity of magic bound to the very fabric of reality, but considering this isn’t my own reality, I seem to be less strictly tied to the Veil.”

“So you’re a Yōsei. A real Yōsei!” Funaho seemed to gain energy, her dark brown eyes shining brightly, bringing a fond smile to Azusa’s face.

“Uh, yes,” I said, unsure as to what I should do.

“Can you grant wishes?” Funaho asked eagerly, and I nervously chuckled as I held up my hands.

“Maybe? Not really. I do rule and govern the fairies of my world under the banner of Order, but I’m not the wish-granting type. Those tend to be my lover and sister Great Fairy Queen Eris and her little Chaos-causing minions.” I huffed in fond annoyance, and Funaho wilted in disappointment. “I could try but I’m not experienced in it. I could accidentally cause your wish to backfire.” All my griping about not granting wishes, and I back out the moment I’m offered to try. Pfft, typical Me. So wishy-washy.

“Darn. Ah well, just as well, it was rude of me to even ask, since you’re our guest. Come, I will serve us tea. But please, if it isn’t too much, could you put on clothes before either of my daughters see you in the nude?” Funaho requested, reminding me that my pretty green yukata had vanished when Tsunami yanked Sam and me into her demi-plane.

“Sure,” I said as I looked at myself, what should I pick? I considered a yukata again, but if I’m going to be practicing more than skimpy bikinis, then maybe I should try something else a bit more elaborate than a simple robe. I grew the clothes from my body, the green fabric standing out on my blue membrane as I quickly was garbed in what looked like a green biker-chick outfit with thorns in place of studs on the thick green leather-like jacket over my green T-shirt and my lower body clad in the closest thing I could make to green jeans. “There.”

“Oh, dear. That is rather bold, but at least you are presentable. Come along, do you wish to join us for tea husband?” Funaho asked of her beloved, who seemed about to agree, only for a multi-colored rocket to zip by, grabbing Azusa by the hand and yanking him down the hall with a girlish cheer of joy followed by his own happy laughter. “Oh dear, it seems Ayeka has made off with my husband and conveniently left us, ladies, alone. How unfortunate.”

“You totally planned that.” I chuckled as I sized up, standing at even-height with the woman. “Don’t worry, I don’t have any nefarious intentions for Jurai or your family.”

“Wee~!” We heard and one of Wiatr’s fox fairies floated by. “This Displaced world is fun! So much Magic!”

“What are you doing here?” I groaned in exasperation.

“Just found this world.” She told me. “I’m Ushi.”

“Pardon, but how did you get into our home uninvited?” Questioned Funaho with absolutely no chill, causing both I and Ushi to freeze. “Shoo. Out the door.” Funaho pushed the fairy out the door, then closed it, and then opened it. “Come in, come in! Please enter little Yōsei~!”

“You’re weird.” Ushi chuckled as she flew in. “I’m Ushi, Fairy of the Goddess Wiatr, I can grant four wishes involving Sex, Fertility, and Commerce! Well maybe more than four with how much magic I’m just soaking up from being here! I’m loopy.” Ushi held her head as she acted like she was on a Pinkie Pie Sugar High.

“Wonderful, but that will have to wait. First, I must serve my guest's tea.” Funaho declared, then led us into a modest Japanese-style dining room. I felt like I was back in Kakariko, but with wood walls around us instead of paper doors. “I may well have wishes to discuss with you in private later Ushi, but for now, let’s sit down and enjoy some idle chatter.”