Hyrulequestria

Ch.89

We were jostled by someone, getting shaken at the shoulder. We all groaned in unison, managing to turn our head enough to blearily crack open an eye, and saw a black-green and pale-blue face with exotic eyes that had red irises with yellow sclera looking at us in concern. “Are you alright?” Came the elfin male’s voice. It was young, perhaps in his teens, but it had a bit of a distorted echo to it like he was speaking through a tube.

“Eugh, ask again in a few minutes,” I responded, pushing us up to sit in a seiza position, rubbing our eyes.

“Derk, you’re supposed to be purging the undead, not chatting with it!” Barked a much deeper and authoritarian voice, and we opened our eyes, blinking away the sleepiness to see that there were several Twili in their oh-so-fancy robes on the pillar, the bridge having extended and the door to the Mirror Chamber was now open. “I don’t care how pretty she is! She is an unholy monster who needs to be banished back to Dark World!”

“Wha? You talkin’ bout us?” Gleaming asked, then gasped, yanking Jalha off of our face. “Checklist! The boys!” Gleamy shouted, shoving her hands down our pants, and sighing in relief at feeling her maleness. “Still good! Whatever else happened to me I’m-.” Gleamy accidentally turned intangible and yelped as she fell through me, also accidentally leaving her clothes as she fell into the pillar. “I’m okay!”

“Well Karm, uh, sir, as you see, I kinda noticed something off about that one,” Derk informed his superior as I transformed back into my petite little fairy self, and Gleaming rose back up out of the pillar, sheepishly trying to worm up from the floor into her Hero’s Garb so she wasn’t nude in front of all these strangers.

“Hello, Twili! I’m Navi, Goddess and Great Fairy of Order, and guide to the Hero, Gleaming, here.” I proclaimed while reforming my body at normal height and grabbing Jalha and Stalrova to quickly plaster them on my boobs.

“Ah! W-what happened?! We were fighting the Stallord and then everything hurt! What’s happened?!” Stalrova asked frantically, looking about in shock at the Twili. “W-what is going on? You haven’t left your realm in centuries! Did we fail? Have the undead assaulted the Twilight Realm?”

“Let me get my clothes on first, then we can all talk.” Gleaming interrupted things by giving up and rising from the floor, revealing her sexy, hourglass, muscular white-furred body. She blushed at being seen by so many strangers as she got dressed. But I agree, let’s at least get things settled.

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“So. We did fail, and in some twist, fused together with the Stallord, even nearly completing its mission.” Stalrova explained upon having the situation told to her and piecing things together on her own. We were seated in a sitting room in the Palace of Twilight, having been guided up to the Mirror of Twilight and brought here to tell the tale to the elegantly beautiful woman opposite us at the coffee table, who we were sharing tea with.

“Hm, it is such a shame Twilight Magic has a synergy with necromancy, or we would’ve just stormed the undead. I apologize for this Stalrova, for our need to dig up the old armories and less advanced magic texts delayed us so much.” Lamented the Goddess of Twilight, Midna. She looked nearly exactly the same as at the end of Twilight Princess, but much curvier and clearly having taken on more of her imp form’s aesthetics, what with her wearing the crown piece of the Fused Shadows and being quite tomboyish, dressed with a simple black bandeau for her bowling ball bosoms and a light blue sarong with bikini bottom.

Out of all the Twili, she was easily the most scantily clad.

“Ruff!” A stone wolf in the corner barked as it passed back and forth.

“Oh, Link! Just come visit your descendant!” Midna demanded of the wolf, who whimpered, approached, and burst into squares of Twilight magic, standing up to reveal a handsome elfin Twili Link omigawdI’mfangirling~!

“Uh, what?” Gleaming said in shock. “Okay, first Loafus and now him?”

“I know. Awkward. I’m basically a version of Link who, instead of returning home, decided to stay here. With my love.” Link, wearing a simple green-black robe and his blue eyes with yellow sclera, leaned over the plush couch the goddess was sitting at, wrapping his arms around her shoulders and pressing his cheek to her Fused Shadow crown, the woman blushing lightly and smiling radiantly at us.

“I HAVE FOUND A SILVER RUPEE!” Loafus yelled, appearing from under the table between Midna’s thicc thighs. Within seconds, he was suddenly a feral gray wolf, like from Twilight Princess. “Aroo?”

“Naughty boy! Naughty! Put that nosey snout to work while you’re down there.” Midna demanded of the wolf, a twitch of her fingers enough to cause Loafus to have his muzzle shoved into her crotch while she didn’t even bat an eye, or look down at him, still looking at us.

“Um, Loafus is crazy,” Jalha warned her, but clearly the woman didn’t care, smirking as the feral wolf lapped at her groin, his tongue digging past her bikini bottoms with ease.

“Wait, I’m part Twili?” Gleaming asked as something clicked in her head. “That would explain my family’s proficiency with magic.”

“Yes. Sadly, Midna and I had to send our firstborn away. The Goddesses needed a Hero, and the easiest way to ensure that there would be a Hero was to have my bloodline continued among the people, not kept cooped up here in luxury.” Link bemoaned, kissing Midna’s brow below the horned crown, and the woman cooed as she shifted her hips forward to give Loafus better access.

“Weird,” I commented as I felt Gleaming getting horny at seeing Minda being so blatantly sexual, who was her great so many grandmother. “Down girl,” I told my herm lover.

“Sorry.” Gleaming’s ears wilted and managed to keep her eyes on Midna’s eyes. “So yes. Things are getting pretty bad out there. Can we rely on your support?”

“Considering it’s long overdue that my people spread among Hyrule once more, certainly. If. You help us return to the World of Light.” Midna decreed, only breathing a bit more heavily through her nose as Loafus had torn off the gusset of her bikini bottom and was really going at her.

“Yes, and you have our word you are forgiven,” Farore said through me, my slime turning green, but her proportions not coming through. It seems having her own incarnation at least prevents that much. “To be honest, after you redeemed your race millennia ago, we were planning to allow more stable portals between the realms, but you never seemed interested in returning, even if you didn’t destroy the Mirror of Twilight.”

“That’s mostly due to selfish reasons.” Link leered disapprovingly at his wife, who grunted and smirked cheekily as her cunny gushed, her thighs and lower stomach twitching in orgasm as Loafus dutifully cleaned up her mess.

“Hey~. I wanted a long, long, intimate and wholesome life with you and the children before I got so busy I could barely have time to breathe. That, and we had to repopulate anyway after what Zant and Ganondorf did to us.” Midna sighed and pet Loafus on the head. “Good boy, now go home.” Loafus vanished in an explosion of Twilight squares. “We’ll get started immediately.”

“AH~!” We all heard a high-pitched squealing female voice scream before a ship fell into the abyss below, visible from the window looking out into the endless void of Twilight.

“Um, was that a Wolfen? What?” I said before it zipped back up from the abyss, the dangerous starfighter whipping around, almost hitting several buildings before finally crash landing on the largest area of land not covered by the Palace of Twilight, in front of the portal to Hyrule in fact. “Okay, what now~?” I whined, knowing this had to be Majora’s fault.

“What’s a Wolfen?” Gleaming asked as she and the others got up to stand at the window, looking down at the somehow intact ship and the several Twili soldiers gathering around it warily.

“It’s a spaceship! A really powerful spaceship! But it’s not of this realm, or even in relative multidimensional space. I would know, I checked the map Sam gave me to see if any other Nintendo® worlds were nearby. It seems there are several Zelda worlds in close proximity, which makes sense, but aside from that, no other Nintendo® IPs are near us.” I crossed my arms under Jalha and Stalrova, nodding my head sagely.

My moment of triumph was interrupted by the canopy opening, and someone stood up, hands held high in surrender. From up here, it was too difficult to tell what they looked like. “Well, whoever they are, they have explaining to do for their intrusion in my realm.” Midna sniffed in disapproval, then calmed down as Link wrapped an arm around her waist.

“It’ll be easier if you just hand them over to us to deal with. Knowing Majora, this is someone being dumped on me for his amusement.” I bemoaned, turning to Gleaming. “Let’s go before she’s properly in custody and it makes everything so much more complicated.”

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“I’m sorry~!” Wailed the uncharacteristically humble and friendly Wolf O’Donnell, even if she wasn’t exactly an imposing figure like her original male design. Sure, she was muscular and fit, but she was barely 5 foot 6 inches. If I remember right, the original Wolf was easily 7 feet tall and was built like an armored truck compared to nearly everyone else in Star Fox. “I was just going to the storage room to get a replacement spatula, and the next thing I knew I was in that thing!”

“It’s okay, being Displaced sucks.” I said in commiseration with the shaken woman, having sized up to hug the rather clingy and upset lupine lady, patting her back as she shivered with her face in my comforting bosom. “I mean, I didn’t know about mine for the longest while. Hopefully whatever else Majora has done with you isn’t as bad as what he did to me.”

“So how are we going to get this to Hyrule? It’s too big to fit into the portal.” Gleaming asked as she gawked at the Wolfen, having been running her hands on it and being a sport, wearing Stalrova and Jalha on her breasts so I could calm the hysterical woman down.

“We’ll be making more portals of grander scale with the Goddesses having given their blessing. We’ll let you know when we make one big enough to transport this metal monstrosity.” Midna said, having gotten a new bikini bottom before coming out here.

“That, monstrosity is the Redfang! Say that again!” Wolf suddenly snarled, having somehow moved so fast to get in Midna’s face that none of us saw it until she was pressing her snout into Midna’s nose. “Try me! Mock my ship again and-what am I saying~?! I’m sorry! So sorry~!”

“Um, okay. He gave you some of Wolf’s personality and attachments.” I commented in observation of the new Displaced’s situation.

“Why the hell am I even Wolf O'Donnell! I’m more a fan of Fox or Krystal!” Bemoaned said Wolf O'Donnell. “I mean, sure, Wolf is rough, gruff, strong, has a sexy voice...shit, I guess I’m okay with this.” Wolf huffed, even flexing her buff arms, smirking wolfishly, her cybernetic left eye glinting blue. “Heh, never got buff in my world. But check out these guns! I’m packing heat!”

“Yes, you are. So how about we get home then we can find out who you are.” I sighed, walking towards the portal.

“Good idea.” Then she whipped out her blaster, firing twice in the air and shocking everyone. “Nobody fucking touch my ship, or I’ll throw you into the abyss!” After she finished glaring at everyone in sight, she twirled her oversized pistol and holstered it, perkily following me. “Lead on!”

Holy shit she scares me…

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“So that’s why we have a space-faring mercenary with us.” I summed up our report to Luna and Celestia, the sisters looking relieved at how we’d managed to avoid getting pincered by two armies, as indeed, to the north, Vaati’s daughter seems to have switched gears, allying with Dark World minions, captured several border towns of Yakyakistan, and was amassing more minions for a proper army. They’ll be ready to march on us in a month, and we don’t have the forces or organization to perform a pre-emptive strike right now.

“I’m a chef! Not a mercenary~! But I’ll shoot someone if you pay me to...why am I completely unbothered by that?” Wolf asked with only minor concern, cocking a hip and resting a hand on it.

“It’s how some Displaced behave if the Displacer decided to warp their victim’s mind to match the object they were Displaced with,” Zulu explained as she floated over us.

“Rude. Could’ve asked first. First, my son goes missing, now I get abducted from my job. I was making such a delicious Beef Wellington too. My sous chef has definitely ruined it. She can’t manage to keep the center rare yet.” Wolf sniffed in disappointment in her apparently underwhelming understudy.

“Wait, thou art a chef and thine son went missing?” Luna asked with her ears perked.

Luna, that is a one in a million chance. I groaned in my head not getting my hopes up.

“Yes. My son John. He was in with a bad crowd and, and I wanted to be there for him, but he kept pushing me away after his wife left him.” Wolf wilted, sniffling as her eyes watered, and I felt my heartache immensely as I gasped.

“M-mom?” I asked in shock, and she blinked in confusion as she looked at me. “H-hold on.” I focused, hard. I tried to remember what I looked like. I morphed my slime as I sized back up, taking the form of a still blue and slimy human male. Scrawny, emaciated even. I still had on leaf clothes for modesty, but the way Wolf recoiled and covered her mouth in shock told me all I needed.

“My son~!” Wolf wailed, pouncing on me and weeping as she clutched me tightly as if I’d disappear if she let go. “It’s been months! I’ve been so worried~!”

“Mom...I’m not a man anymore…” I meekly declared, shifting to a more comfortable if still human-looking female form. “I’ve been through too much, experienced too much, to be male anymore. I can’t see myself as a guy again, not permanently.”

“*sniffle*You be whatever you want to be,” Wolf said weakly, nuzzling my cheek. “At least I found you, even if it was thanks to whatever did this to me.”

“Sorry, mom.” I chuckled as I morphed back to my chimeric natural form, nuzzling her back.

“But now how will we get home? Or at least let your sister know what’s happened to us?” Mom asked me in concern, and she and I jolted when Majora chuckled maniacally.

“Don’t you dare you googly-eyed fuck! I’m already going to feed you genitals-first to a woodchipper!” I warned furiously, knowing my rage was likely to only spur him on anyway.

“What was that?” Mom asked worriedly as I spotted Celestia eyeing my mom’s ass. Please no, Tia. Don’t remind me that my mom is hot~!

“Majora. Our oh-so-gracious Displacer.” I huffed and turned to my royal lovers. “Is it okay if we go upstairs to catch up?” I got nods of approval and began leading mom out of the throne room.

“Who would he Displace her as? She’s into Metroid if I remember.” Mom said before I covered her mouth.

“Don’t give him ideas.” I groaned but wilted as Majora cackled even more loudly. “Great. Now we’re probably gonna get a Chozo Samus or a Space Pirate or something. Sis did have weird hang-ups on how cool she felt the Space Pirates were.”

“Sorry.” Mom commented. “So how have things been for you? Living in the lap of luxury I see. Hooking up with royalty of all things. I knew you had your father’s charisma.” Mom mentioning that family-abandoning asshole as she elbowed me lightly in the ribs soured my mood a bit, but I’m not like him. So long as I know that, she can compare us all she likes.

“Well, I kinda stumbled upon Luna, my silver-coated lover back there, in a bad spot. Then soon after I helped her rescue her sister Celestia, the gold-coated one ogling your butt, from slavery.” I informed my mother, and she smirked with lidded eyes at hearing she had Tia’s eye on her booty. Mom was openly bisexual after my worthless walkout dad left. Sis and I thought it was a phase, but nope. She’s had several girlfriends and boyfriends since he left.

“Oh, really~? Mind if I test her?” Mom asked me teasingly. “Actually, hey, you transform right? Mind turning into a female Fox McCloud and take a bath with me? I feel icky and sweaty in these clothes and I want to both spend some quality time with my child and get clean.”

“And the Fox McCloud bit?” I asked with a smirk as we finished climbing up to the Royal Suite, heading for the bathroom. I’ll show her the legion of grandbabies I’ve given her later. I can’t wait to see her reaction!

“I want to indulge a fantasy of mine! Won’t you humor your mother?” Mom asked with a clearly fan-girl intent.

“Navi, is this another lover?” Nicole chuckled as she finished packing some of her bags.

“No, this is my mother! I’ll introduce you more properly later, but first, we’re gonna get cleaned up. Gleamy and I just got back from our latest quest and Mom here has had a rather stressful Displacement.” I didn’t ask about the bags.

Nicole had mentioned during our vacation that she was going to visit her discovered family now that things have stabilized and we’re not at war with the caribou, having absorbed them into our sphere of influence and all. Nicole’s first action was to research who her mother was since she was a ward from birth. Now she was going to show up on the cow’s doorstep for a surprise reunion, something that’s apparently common in caribou society.

“Oh! Well, nice to meet you! Your daughter’s a total sex-machine. You should be very proud.” Nicole displayed, once more, the vast difference between caribou society and others, but my mom simply perked up and patted my back.

“Yep! Proud as can be!” Mom declared, before pulling me into the bathroom. “Son, um, daughter. How many hot babes have you landed?”

“Um...uh...I think...not counting Gleaming’s harem-.” Mom grabbed my shoulders and her eyes were sparkling.

“Oh gosh, you have a harem?!” She shook me in excitement, her tail wagging rapidly.

“N-no! Luna does! I’m just her first!” I nervously informed her, shocked and embarrassed that my mom was so happy about this!

“But you’re involved with someone else’s harem too!” Oh gosh, she’s drooling!

“Uh, yes, but-.” My attempt to further explain was silenced by her hugging my face to her bosom.

“I’m so proud!” Mom declared, sending a thrill of absolute joy through me as she smooched my head between my antlers.

“H-huh?! Why?” I mumbled into her fully covered chest, my serpent tail wiggling behind me with how happy I was.

“My little boy, his heart crushed by a total bitch, has found love in so many other beautiful people, both outside and inside! I was actually considering going Mormon because of the accepted polyamory. Screw other faiths and their monogamy bullshit.” Mom declared as she squeezed me against her, the hug getting tight enough to squish my membrane a bit.

“Uh...thanks?” I wasn’t really squicked out by this, when before I totally would’ve been. I really have changed. “Well, let’s get cleaned up.” I pulled away from my mom’s affection and turned into a Fiber Fox, then checked the mirror as I solidified, molding my snout to be as similar to Fox McCloud as possible while being distinctly feminine. “There! How’s this?”

“You’re so beautiful! They missed out making Fox a female lead, but Krystal is a good choice there anyway.” Mom got behind me, facing the other way towards the changing counter and lifted her top-. “AH!” I gawked in the mirror, seeing utterly gigantic breasts dump out of mom’s tight-fitting shirt, practically crushing the changing counter she’d been facing as her hips, butt, and thighs thiccened into sexy shorts and leggings stretching thiccness. They were even nearly snapping her black bandeau bra.

“Why are they so big?! Your shirt was so much smaller!” I yelped, and Wolf groaned, turning her head to look back at me.

“H-honey? M-make yourself just as big?” Mom asked me excitedly, and I smirked, easily increasing my assets to match her, our booties pressing together and fluffy tails wagging alongside one another in the air.

“So~?” I playfully questioned, finding this awkwardly hot.

“Unf...honey, what is your view on incest?” Mom bit her lower lip and leered at me, sending shivers down my spine and my tail to wrap around her’s in excitement.

“Wincest!” I whirled around, our massive tits making frontal approach impossible, so I settled for pressing against her side to side and kissed the beautiful wolf my mother had become.