Author's Note
Twilight's outfit will be her Legend of Everfree outfit (light blue T-shirt and short, fairly thick and tight purple shorts). Sunset's and Pinkie's will be Legend of Everfree as well, but with their shorts being just as short and tight as Twilight's to stay consistent (gray shorts for Sunset and jean shorts for Pinkie). Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity will be wearing their main outfits (long black compression shorts under a pink and white miniskirt for Rainbow Dash, a green skirt for Fluttershy, and a purple skirt for Rarity, also Fluttershy's white tank top won't be transparent when wet in this world as it didn't seem to be in Monday Blues), and Applejack will be wearing a white and green T-shirt and short, tight jean cutoffs.
A New World
The Equestria Girls were camping at a new campsite. They had just gotten up and had breakfast, and were walking around the camp. They noticed a cave and decided to explore it.
Soon after entering, they noticed a bright green light.
"Ooh, that light looks divine," said Rarity.
"Do we really want to know what's there?" said Fluttershy timidly.
"If whatever there is less than friendly, we'll face it together," said Sunset Shimmer.
The girls walked further down the tunnel towards the light, which got brighter and brighter as they progressed.
"What do you reckon is there?" said Applejack.
"It could be another source of magic," said Twilight. "Or maybe even a portal to Equestria! Or maybe even some other world!"
"Or some big monster to fight," said Rainbow Dash.
"But hopefully not," said Twilight.
Soon, they reached the wall that the light was shining from. Sunset put her hand on it, and it went right through. "This wall is a portal to somewhere. What do you think?"
"I say we go through!" said Rainbow Dash. "Whatever's on the other side is sure to be awesome!"
"Or scary," said Fluttershy.
"Don't worry, as long as I'm by your side, nothing's gonna happen!" said Pinkie Pie.
"Then let's go," said Sunset. They walked through the wall into a purple cave lined with gems.
"This cave is so divine!" said Rarity, looking around in amazement, her eyes sparkling.
The girls walked through the cave, and then out the tunnel into a bizarre-looking land. The sky was pink, and there was giant food, mostly fruit and dessert, everywhere.
"I don't know about you, but I'm pretty hungry," said Applejack. She walked over to a giant apple, which reminded her of a story Princess Twilight had told her about Discord. She took a bite into the apple, and was immediately sprayed with enough apple juice to soak her through.
"Are you all right, Applejack?" asked Rarity.
"I'm fine, just a little apple juice is all." Applejack took another bite of the apple, being sprayed with less juice this time.
"Cannonball!" Pinkie Pie did a cannonball onto a giant cake. She then started scooping up giant handfuls of cake and frosting and stuffing it into her mouth, not caring that she was getting frosting all over herself. It was so delicious and she'd never seen a cake this big before.
The other five girls just took pieces out of a giant cupcake and ate them. Rainbow Dash had just swallowed a big piece of cake when suddenly a giant dog walked up to them. Sunset, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity stood ready to fight if they needed to.
But Fluttershy walked right up to the dog. "You're the cutest giant dog I've ever seen."
The dog started panting with its tongue out. Fluttershy started petting its head, and after a few seconds, it started to lick her repeatedly. Fluttershy giggled at this. Soon she was covered from head to foot in dog slobber, but she didn't mind. This dog was too cute to her.
Rarity would really like to not be in this position but she could tell Fluttershy was enjoying this.
Then the dog rolled on its back and Fluttershy started rubbing its belly. From the dog's motions, it really enjoyed this. After a while, the dog stood up, licked Fluttershy one more time, and then ran over to a giant bowl of dog food, which stood next to a giant dog biscuit.
"I wonder why this world is like this," said Twilight. "This can't be Equestria, otherwise we'd be ponies."
"Who cares?" said Pinkie Pie, who was now swimming in a pool of soda. "This place is really delicious!" She put her mouth underwater to drink some of the soda, then did the backstroke. The other girls laughed.
Then Sunset and Twilight turned to see two girls sitting sadly near the edge of a forest. Wondering what was up with them, they slowly approached them.
"Is everything all right?" Sunset asked them.
"No," said the blue girl with the wings and the white hair. "Something terrible has happened recently. I'm Wind Whistler."
"I'm Fizzy," said the teal girl with the red and white hair.
"What happened?" Twilight asked.
"Our leader, Princess Tiffany, has been kidnapped by three girls who claim to be sirens from Equestria," said Wind Whistler.
"It must be the Dazzlings," said Sunset. "But I thought they lost their power."
"They must have gotten power from here," said Wind Whistler.
"This world, Primrose Kingdom, has lots of magic," said Fizzy. "We never expected it would be used against us one day."
"Do you know where the Dazzlings are?" Sunset asked them.
"They set up a castle beyond the swamp on the other side of those woods," said Wind Whistler.
"But they have total control over the forest," said Fizzy. "We know. We tried to rescue her."
"Well, we've beaten them once before, and we can beat them again," said Sunset.
"I hope so," said Wind Whistler. "Soon, the sirens will make some changes around here and enslave us all."
Sunset and Twilight walked over to the other girls. Pinkie was drinking from a soda fountain.
"Who's up for a quest?" Sunset asked them.
The others tilted their heads. Pinkie tilted too far and fell into the fountain.
Sunset, Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity walked through the forest.
"You don't think we'll see giant bugs here, do you?" said Rarity.
"That would be interesting," said Fluttershy. "I just hope there aren't any dragons."
Applejack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were sticky from the apple juice, dog slobber, and soda, respectively, but it didn't bother them.
As they walked down the forest road, three winged figures watched on a screen.
"So, our old enemies have found our new land," said Adagio Dazzle. "Here we thought we'd rule this world without their interference."
"Look at it this way," said Aria Blaze. "At least we can get our revenge."
"Hey, I was gonna suggest that!" said Sonata Dusk.
"You just don't want to admit when I have a good idea," said Aria.
"Aria's right," said Adagio. "And we control this entire forest with voodoo!"
The sirens moved over to a map of the forest, which had dolls resembling the Equestria Girls as they walked along the path.
"I'll go first," said Adagio. She put her hand next to the doll of Twilight, mistaking her for Princess Twilight, and flicked her in the face.
"Ow!" Twilight fell on her back, holding her face in pain.
"What happened?" asked Sunset, looking concerned.
"Something hit me in the face, but I couldn't see it!"
"Could it be ghosts?" said Fluttershy nervously.
"There's ghosts here?" said Pinkie Pie, trembling with fright.
Aria grabbed the Fluttershy doll and put it in a tree.
Fluttershy found herself being levitated, until she was at the top of a tree, and hung on to her tree branch. "Someone please get me down!" She really didn't like being this high up a tree, and she knew if she let go and fell, it would really hurt.
"Let me try now!" said Sonata. She set Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity in a straight line, and poked the Rainbow Dash doll in the face just enough to tip her over. In the forest, all three girls fell over like dominos, and Sonata watched this on the screen and kicked her legs in the air laughing.
Adagio picked up the Sunset doll and spun her around in circles. In the forest, Sunset was spinning around at all angles in the air. She had no idea what was going on, and she was starting to get dizzy. She was sure if she'd eaten more in the giant food land, she'd be throwing up right now.
"I want a shot at her too," said Aria. She grabbed Sunset from Adagio, shook her upside-down, and then threw her into a mud puddle. Sunset landed in the mud on her back, and groaned.
Pinkie ran over to Sunset and sat down in the mud puddle with her. "I'll play in the mud with you," she said, giggling.
Sunset sat up. "Something threw me in here. I don't know what it was. Maybe this is what they were talking about with the Dazzlings controlling-"
Pinkie suddenly started to laugh. She laughed harder and harder, kicking and splashing about in the mud.
"Pinkie, what's so funny?" asked Sunset as she was getting splashed with mud.
"Hahahahaha! Stop! Hahahahahahaha! I'm really ticklish! Hahahahahahahaha!"
Sonata was tickling Voodoo Pinkie's feet, armpits, and sides with her fingers all at once.
Aria then broke the tree branch that Fluttershy was hanging onto. Fluttershy let out a shriek as she fell. Applejack and Rainbow Dash quickly ran over and caught her.
"You all right, Fluttershy?" Applejack asked her.
"I'm better now," said Fluttershy.
"What shall we do to them next?" Aria asked Adagio.
"Let's let them think we're gone, then give them another surprise." Adagio held up a doll of a monster resembling a pig.
"You know that monster doesn't attack people, silly," said Sonata.
"I know, but I have something much more delicious in mind." Adagio started to cast a spell.
In the forest, the girls stood back to back, bracing themselves for the unseen enemy to attack again. But nothing out of the ordinary happened.
"I guess they're gone," said Twilight.
"But be on your guard," said Sunset.
"Sorry about splashing you," said Pinkie. "Something was tickling me and I couldn't see it or even feel it. Except for the tickling part."
"It's all right," said Sunset. "It was probably the Dazzlings. Besides, a little mud's not gonna stop me any more than the rain."
Rarity admired how unfazed Sunset was at being in such a state that would repulse her so.
They walked further along the path until they found their path being blocked by a pig monster with a big snout. Rainbow Dash ran forward to face it, raising her fists. But she lowered them when she realized that it looked confused more than anything.
"Uh, what's this thing doing here?" said Rainbow Dash.
The monster took a few deep breaths. The same deep breaths that always came before one thing.
"Oh horseapples," said Rainbow Dash.
The monster sneezed, covering Rainbow Dash in snot. Rainbow felt how gooey the substance was. She could handle a lot, but this disgusted her a great deal. "Eeewwww! Turn your head the other way!"
"Oh my," said Rarity.
Then the monster sneezed twice more, showering Rainbow Dash just as much as the first time. Rainbow wiped the snot out of her face. "Ugh..."
The monster sniffled and walked away off the path.
"I knew it'd get Rainbow Dash," said Aria at the castle. "Pay up."
Sonata gave Aria some gold coins. "I was hoping it would get Rarity..."
"But I knew Rainbow Dash was more likely to face it thinking it was blocking their path."
"They're going to reach the swamp soon," said Adagio. "You can do whatever you want to them there. Just make sure you get one of them down before they can pony up."
...
The girls walked out of the forest into the swamp. The sky was no longer pink, but a sickly green. Probably from the smell, for the swamp water was also green and smelled horrible. They cringed as they walked through the swamp, feeling the water soak through their shoes into their socks. Just touching it even made Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Sunset nauseous.
Pinkie Pie gagged, then ran over to a rotten log and leaned her head behind it, making retching noises as a splashing sound could be heard behind the log.
"Let's just get through this swamp as fast as possible," said Sunset. "They won't have their castle directly in it."
The girls ran as fast as they could through the swamp. They could see the tower of the sirens' castle in the distance. Their legs got splashed a bit with swamp water as they ran.
Suddenly, Rarity was lifted into the air. "Aaaaaaah!"
The other girls looked up. Sonata Dusk was flying with bat wings, which she seemed to have obtained from the magic of this world. Sonata was carrying Rarity higher up.
"Unhand me, you ruffian!" said Rarity.
"Okey dokey!" Sonata dropped Rarity, and she landed with a splash in the swamp water.
Fluttershy ran over to her and kneeled next to her, submerging her lower legs but keeping her dress clear. "Are you all right, Rarity?"
Rarity sat up, coughing and sputtering. She was completely soaked in swamp water. "I'm absolutely filthy and smell rather foul, but other than that, I'm fine."
Rainbow Dash ponied up. "You're taking a bath in that swamp water next!" She flew at Sonata, but Sonata casually blasted her into the swamp water as well. Rainbow Dash groaned as she sat up. "It'll take forever to get this smell out..."
Twilight hadn't seen the sirens in action before, but she was a little intimidated by what just one of them could do. She tried to reassure herself by thinking there was nothing the seven of them couldn't beat together.
Her train of thought was interrupted when she was suddenly showered from above with fish heads and a large amount of fishy water, soaking her from head to foot. She yelped in surprise, wiped her glasses clean, and looked up. Aria Blaze was hovering above her holding an empty bucket upside-down.
"Take that, Princess," she said. "Good luck getting the fish smell out!"
Rainbow Dash flew at Aria, but she blasted her with a magic ball, and Rainbow fell face-first in the swamp water, and her wings, ears, and ponytail disappeared.
"We'll see you at the castle," said Aria.
"Can't we play with them a little while longer?" begged Sonata. "I wanna throw fish heads on one of them too."
"If we stay any longer, they'll beat us. When we beat them we can have all the fun we want!" Aria licked her lips, and she and Sonata flew away.
The girls continued to walk onwards. As they were nearing the end of the swamp, Twilight tripped over a root and fell face-first in the swamp water. She stood up and groaned. Now she not only smelled like fish, but the swamp water as well.
Finally, they exited the swamp and got a clear view of the Dazzlings' castle.
Equestria Girls vs. Dazzlings
The Equestria Girls stood at the entrance to the sirens' castle. Sunset and Pinkie were covered in mud. Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Twilight were covered in foul-smelling swamp water, and, in Rainbow and Twilight's respective cases, snot and fishy water. Fluttershy and Applejack were the cleanest, though still sticky with dog slobber and apple juice.
"Well, this is it," said Sunset. "Time to defeat them and save this world."
"Oh, I am going to destroy them!" said Rarity. Swamp water continued to drip off her purple skirt and she couldn't stand the smell.
"I have a plan," said Rainbow Dash. She whispered to the other girls. They all made sounds of agreement.
...
The sirens sat on their couch, waiting for the girls to show up.
"What are we gonna do when we beat them?" Sonata asked.
"Whatever we want," said Adagio. "Once we lock them in our dungeon powerless, the sky's the limit."
"I can't wait," said Aria. "Just last night I dreamed of doing things to them that makes the swamp water pale in comparison!"
The doors burst open, and the Equestria Girls ran into the room.
"It's over, sirens," said Sunset. "We're going to defeat you again!"
The sirens stood up.
"With our newfound power, you don't stand a chance against us." The three sirens started to power up for a combined magic attack.
"But with the seven of us and the magic of friendship, it's you that doesn't stand a chance," said Twilight. The girls ponied up. The Dazzlings fired their magic attack, but the Equestria Girls countered, and quickly overpowered them. The Dazzlings were blasted out the window and went flying into a deeper section of swamp water.
"I'll get you for that!" Aria tried flapping her wings, but found she no longer had them. She raised her hand to blast them, but couldn't do this either.
"Our powers are gone," said Adagio. "Again."
Up in the throne room, the girls powered down. To their delight, they saw that ponying up had dry cleaned them and removed the swamp and fish smells.
"I'll go get the Dazzlings," said Rainbow Dash. She ponied up again and flew out the window.
The others ran down to the dungeon, and Twilight magically opened all the cells. She could tell which one was Princess Tiffany. She had white skin and hair, and a sparkly purple dress that reminded her a bit of Rarity.
"You're free now," said Sunset. "We defeated the Dazzlings."
"Thank you," said Princess Tiffany. "Who are you?"
The girls all introduced themselves. Then Rainbow Dash returned. "You'll find the sirens tied up with vines in front of the castle. We blasted them into the swamp." She chuckled.
"Well done," said Tiffany. "Once I get my power back, I'm going to banish them from this world by casting a spell that makes it impossible for them to come back through any portals here, and send them out through one."
"The cave near the land of giant food has a portal leading to our world," said Twilight. "The sirens should be harmless there without any power."
"Then that cave will be our first destination," said Tiffany.
...
Once the Dazzlings were banished, Tiffany, her subjects, and the Equestria Girls had a big party at the land of giant food. Of course Pinkie was stuffing herself with more cake and swimming in soda like before, and Fluttershy was giving the giant dog a belly rub again. After having a really fun time, the Equestria Girls said goodbye and returned to their world, to their camp.
Author's Note
Sorry if the final fight seemed rushed, but I still think it worked better than in the M-rated story.
