Swarmed

by Cereal-Killer

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Profanity, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Princess Luna, Porn, Queen Chrysalis
Length: 11589

Celestia asks me to help restore trade relations with the changelings. It goes a lot better than I anticipated.

Six months have passed since Cadence and Twilight's brother had a weird, fucked up disaster of a wedding. The creature responsible known as Queen Chrysalis has since then cooled relations with Equestria.

However, she has requested Me as ambassador to the ponies. Strange, considering I'm not even a lawful citizen of Equestria yet, much less a pony.

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Ayy, it got featured 18/10/19 thanks for that. And that hot symbol too.

Cover art was part of a collab between Toanderic and Php72.

Published 2019-09-17 22:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-11-30 06:13:03 UTC

First Impressions

"You want me to what!?" I yelled, full of indignance. "Princess, do I look like a diplomat? I used to have trouble persuading my parents that video games weren't rotting my brain as a kid, how do you think I'm going to convince an admittedly attractive alien queen to open trade relations with Equestria?"

I was wondering why the Princess had called me to this shitty office again and wasn't exactly happy with the result. It was better than her forcing me to sit there as she flirted with me until I 'fell victim to her wiles' like her sister tried to.

"Jacob. Firstly, she asked for you specifically. Secondly, how can you find that... creature attractive, but not me?"

"Remember that time Luna nearly sexually assaulted me? That shit has me put off of ponies forever. Nada. No horse pussy in the world is ever going to make me crack, not even yours." The moonbitch thought that she needed to show me that she was better than her sister. Her idea of doing that was whisk me a way for a night I wouldn't forget.

I wouldn't forget that night, but not for the reasons Luna hoped. I still had nightmares involving whips, chains and that fucking horn.

"You would sooner bed that thing than you would me?"

"Right on the money, Sunny." Oh hey, that rhymed. Literally didn't even mean to do that. "Do I really have to do this? I was in the middle of a Skyrim playthrough when you summoned me." I'd spent the last couple of months holed up in Twilight's castle, slobbing around and playing video games. Before that I had spent months in Twilight's treehouse basement. I wasn't going to chance going outside in Ponyville on busy days anymore, not after the Want it, Need it incident when Twilight had accidentally put a spell on my dick. Or that time I found out salt was a class-A drug and gave it to Pinkie. I still can't look at her the same way as before.

Overall, the castle was an upgrade, but I still preferred Golden Oaks. It was just more homely, in my opinion.

"I'm still unsure how you even managed to acquire one of those... computers again." She rubbed the bridge of her snout with a hoof.

"I'm still pretty sure that I'm in a fucked up horse isekai, so it's probably just some kind of bullshit story plot point." I huffed. "Since this is probably going to be forced on me anyway, I'll have to do it."

Dropping her frustrated act, Celestia clopped her hooves together. "Perfect, I'll get a chariot ready for you post-haste." In a flash if light she blinked away, leaving me in the slightly drafty office.

I narrowed my eyes. "Did I just get fucking duped?"

"Yep, I got fucking duped." I said, boarding the chariot, a small suitcase in hand; it was mainly filled with clothes. Twilight and Celestia were here to see me off. Luna was absent, thankfully. I hoped that the bollocking I gave her last time we met had put her off of trying to exist in the same dimension as me, so she just lived in the dream realm 24/7.

That was exactly how I wanted her: As far away from me as possible.

"Why did you say that? Nopony was talking about being 'duped'." Celestia asked.

"Uh, I dunno. Scene transition maybe?" Whatever shitty god/failed experiment/ cosmic occurrence that dropped me here was probably watching, so I might as well make it easier for them to keep track of things.

Twilight was mumbling, trying to assuage me of any fears I might have had. "...And if you need anything else, I've packed it all in this suitcase, alright? You'll be okay, right Jake? Right!?" Oh boy, she's gone Mother Goose again.

Stroking her behind the ear, I calmed her down. "Its okay. Chill Twi, I should only be gone a couple days."

"Oooh, but what if you-" I silenced her with a light hug. Twilight had been the closest thing you had to family here for the last couple of months, and I'd found her bookish tendencies to be endearing. Oddly enough, she seemed to have manifested some kind of mothering complex which, while funny at times, could also be irritating.

"I'll be fine." I asserted, letting her go and hopping on to the pegasus drawn chariot. "See you in a bit." I turned to Celestia. "Remember to tell your sister she's a fucking psycho." The puller Pegasi had just hooked themselves up to the front of the chariot, signaled by the metallic chunk of the harnesses locking into place.

The chariot lifted off of the cobbles, various spells keeping me planted on it despite the sudden acceleration and turbulence. "Make sure to be safe! Send me a letter using the bottled dragon fire if you're gonna be longer than a day" Twilight shouted as we flew away.

Looking back, Twilight and Celestia's forms faded into white and purple dots just before we pierced the cloud cover. Shivering at the swift change in air temperature, I headed inside.

The cabin of the ambassadorial chariot was cozy, and artificial heating provided by a tune in the centre of the ceiling stopped you from freezing over. Scanning the room, I could see there was a book on the sofa concerning what was known about Changelings and their society. No doubt Twilight had put this here.

As we had a couple hours left until we arrived at the hive, I familiarised myself with the book. Poring through the pages in case there was anything of use. It was mostly just warnings about changelings as a whole, and a few bits on cultural taboos.

Tossing the book onto the table, I sat down on the couch and put my feet up. This was going to be a longish trip, so getting a few winks of sleep was entirely possible.

A banging at the door startled me from my slumber. "We've arrived, sir."

Rubbingmy eyes, I shifted, getting comfy again. Another set of knocks rang out against the door. "Sir, are you awake in there?"

Sighing, I heaved myself up, stretching. "Yeah, I'm up."

The legionnaire opened the door, illuminated by dull green lights. "Excellent, we're to hand you over now sir. Good luck." The guard stepped out of the way, giving me my first look at a changeling.

He was decked in battle-scarred chitinous armour, dashes of green plating marking him as part of the hive's forces, the bug-like creature held a spear: the shaft was pockmarked with tiny holes.

In an almost biting tone, the changeling spoke. "You are to come with us." He almost hissed out that last word.

Stepping out of the compartment, you were greeted with a vast cave, light peering out from either end of it. The cave itself was dotted with luminescent plants that were glowing a soft green. Once I had hopped off of the chariot entirely, I was given a salute by one of the ponies on board before the chariot disappeared around the corner.

"Follow." The changeling grunted. I obliged, watching the creature navigate me through various tunnels, an occasional changeling meeting us along the way. Each one stared, some in curiosity and others in thinly veiled hate. I had beaten a few of them down before being taken hostage during the siege on Canterlot, so those expressions were to be expected.

I assumed he was leading me to my quarters, which is why I was slightly confused when the cave opened up into a much taller hallway. At the end of the hall large ornate doors stood with etchings of various changelings upon each one, blue gems replacing their eyes.

My escort let out a guttural and inhuman sound, replicated by something similar behind the door. The voices, both the door and the changeling, let out a cacophony of strange noises before the door opened, revealing a throne room decorated with green gems. The throne itself was overshadowed by light pouring in from behind, giving a view of the outside world. That hardly seemed safe, but I relented on commenting about it, lest I draw the ire of the hive.

"Presenting the Equestrian trade delegate. Your Majesty." He bowed, stepping behind me.

Chrysalis was sat lounging on a black throne, eyes glowing against the shadow of her throne. "He is... taller than expected." She looked you over, scanning me with slitted eyes."You will suffice. I shall begin trade with Equestria under one condition." Licking her lips, she propped her head up with a hoof. "You must lay with me. I have seen your species in action. They seem to possess much cunning and intelligence, virtues changelings desperately need more of. Simply put, I would like to create cross-breeds." The changeling guarding him stared on stoically, as if the queen hadn't just propositioned me on the spot.

"How do you know what my people are like?"

"It is not difficult for changelings to peer into dreaming minds. We are not able to shift dreams as we like, as a certain princess does." With lidded eyes, she continued, "Nurturing hybrids would be much more difficult than changelings, but that overpowering ingenuity? Truly something to be reckoned with."

"And you wanna do that by fucking?" I mean, I wasn't complaining but there were guards all in here.

Chrysalis chuckled, removing herself from her throne and stalking towards me. "Well, yes. Although that is a much more vulgar way of putting it." She grinned. "I don't believe you have many reservations? The lust emanating from you is quite potent." Licking her lips, she turned to the armoured changelings dotting the room."Guards! Leave us."

Flashes of green lit up the walls and after a couple seconds the room was void of life, aside from the two of us. Turning around, I noticed my escort had left as well. "Now then. Follow me, as much as I might enjoy you taking me where we stand, I know that other species prefer beds."

I felt myself stiffen as I watched the Queen's bountiful plot sway. Each step was causing her tail to shift slightly, giving me quick glimpses at her puffy slit. Chrysalis cast a spell, illuminating a rectangular green door in the wall. "Having a room tucked away here always makes negotiations much easier, I've found." Chrysalis winked, flicking her tail up again.

"Of course." My eyes widened. "Wait, you aren't trying to breed them for war are you?"

Opening the door, she beckoned you inside. "Of course not. I have no interest in further loss of life. That, and I will need capable changelings who can successfully work alongside ponies in making our kingdom greater." I was pretty sure she was being truthful.

"Interesting..." I mused.

Quickly pulling herself up onto the mattress, she smiled salaciously. "I am quite excited to unwrap the diplomatic gift your princesses have given me." She turned around, trailing a hoof down my chest. She picked me with her magic, roughly tossing me onto the bed. "Now then, where to begin..." Her sentence trailed off into a giggle that seemed way too adorable to come out of her.

I kicked off my shoes as she ground herself into me, thoroughly tearing away any hesitation my dick might have felt as it quickly hardened. A tiny trickle of juices made itself evident on my trouser leg. I felt magic quickly pull my shirt off of me as my trousers slid down my body, leaving me almost naked. "Your lack of fur is oddly intriguing." She pulled a hoof over my cheek. She dive in for a kiss, deceptively soft lips pushing against mine as her tongue wove between them, begging for entry into my mouth. I welcomed it, sending out my tongue to greet hers as it worked it's way through. Grinding herself against me once more, she hummed in pleasure, enjoying the heavy petting. She pulled back, spreading herself. "Be grateful, human. You may now bed your queen, unless you wish for another form? Those princesses perhaps?"

"Nah, you're way sexier than they are." I pulled down my underwear, shedding the last layer as Chrysalis hid a look of shock. "Just do you."

She was positively soaking now, winking at me as her insides squirmed. "I promise you I shall take you to heights you have never imagined possible, my plaything."

Lining myself, I gave her a predatorial grin, grabbing her by her haunches. "Try me." Thrusting into her made me immediately aware of how hot her insides were. The second I was in she started manipulating her walls to massage me. "Oh, shit. Fuck."

"This is the prowess of a queen, human. Be gratefu-" I cut her off with a firm thrust, making her squeak slightly, spasming lightly for an instant.

"What was that?" I thrust again, tearing another squeak out of her.

"Nothing." She looked away as I started to hump more rhythmically, her squeaks graduating into moans.

Testing her, I let loose a quick set of strong thrusts and she shook heavily for a couple of seconds. "Did you just cum?" She gulped as I sat there, balls deep while she tried milking me for all I was worth.

"Th-the changeling body has evolved in many ways to entice those they mate with. Mine especially, as I am the oldest and most experienced of them."

"So you're saying the fact that when I do this," I thrust into her harshly, making her squeal once again and shake. "And you react like this," I pushed into her once again, making her shudder and mewl. "It's just a perk of age?"

"O-of course. You are enticed, are you not?" She panted, giving me a look of need. "It is all just-just an act to make you give in to depravity, of course."

I grinned lecherously. "I think you're lying to me, Chryssy." I shifted position and readied myself to turn her into a moaning wreck. If just a couple thrusts was able to make her act like that? I wanted to turn her into a pleasured mush of bug horse.

Hiking over her like a stallion in rut, I pulled her back up to my front, shifting my grip. "Come now, I have given you the opportunity to rut me. Now fuck your queen, that is an order." She clenched again.

"Beg for it." I grinned.

She narrowed her eyes. "A queen does not beg." I pulled out threateningly. "Fine! You may pleasure yourself." Smacking her on the ass, she bit her lip. "Agh! Do it, rut me, you savage!"

Leaning closer to her ear, I whispered "What's the magic word?"

She mumbled. "Please?"

Taking a second ti mull over her request, I shrugged. Giving her ass a firm squeeze. "Good enough for now, I guess." I began my assault, short quick thrusts loosening her up as she ground back into me. Holding her tightly, I pulled her ass upwards, allowing me to give Chrysalis the pounding she deserved. Her adorable squeaks quickly evolved into moans, the sound muffled by the sheets she currently had her face buried into. "I think you were lying about earlier."

Through the sheets I heard a sound of indignation.

"You don't care about the whole trade thing or making a new brood, do you? All you were after was a good fuck, and none of your changelings could give it to you. As for why you chose me? No clue, but I'm glad you did. You are divine." As another orgasm was wrung from her, she squealed into the covers again. "Was this how you got Shining Armour entranced? I wouldn't be surprised. God, you're fucking sexy." The slaps of my hips against that fine plot echoed out through the room.

I could've sworn she was blushing from the comment, but she wasn't exactly in any position to show me such a face. All the gratification I had was her groaning into the bed.

As I neared the finish line, I let my thrusts become deeper, grinding into her as I hilted. "Gonna fill you up. Give you all those 'Hybrids' you were asking for. You want that, slut?"

Pulling her face up from the sheets, I spun her around, leaving us face to face with each other. Her pleasured moans now free for any to hear. "Yessssss." She hissed out.

Retracting my hips for the last time and pulling out until the tip was barely touching her entrance, I slammed in, letting loose a torrent of seed as I pulled her as close to me as possible the aftershocks of each orgasm pulsing through us as I held us against each other. "You enjoy that?" She moved her head past mine, her muzzle brushing my neck.

I felt fangs pierce my shoulder, flinching at the feeling. "Calm yourself. It is an aphrodisiac. I wish to indulge myself for a while longer. Now rut me to ruin." The fangs left me and I felt a sudden surge of adrenaline and a buzzing sensation in my crotch.

I did.

A couple days after my initial visit to the hive. I was eating breakfast with Spike and Twilight when he burped up a letter. Surprisingly enough it was addressed to me, instead of Twilight. I had figured it was something about my new position as ambassador to the Changeling Kingdom.

"Queen Chrysalis wishes to have you as her escort in her trip to Canterlot." Twilight mumbled, having scanned through the letter quickly. She took a spoon of her cereal, putting it to her mouth as she read.

"Cool, When's this?" Hopefully the Queen needed to remove some tension once again.

"Saturday, apparently." Spike had leaned over and hopped onto Twilight's withers, looking through the letter alongside her.

Finishing off my toast, I grinned. It was going to be one hell of a weekend.

Author's Note

For the record, I don't have anything against Luna.

Also bug butt is best butt.

Royally Fucked

Looking into the mirror, I could see the Canterlot streets reflected over the balcony, a couple dimly lit streets filled with ponies of all shapes and sizes. Adjusting the dark green tie and straightening out the black suit jacket that Rarity, a seamstress in Ponyville had generously leant me. She advised against green for the tie, but I insisted on it. It was my favourite colour after all.

Well, I say 'leant' but it wasnt as if anyone else was going to wear it. I dont see many 5-6 foot tall chimps walking around Equestria. The first thing on my agenda was to meet Celestia and Chrysalis in the dining hall. Easy enough, although I wasn't sure it was entirely safe to keep the two in close proximity without something going down.

Taking one last look in the mirror, I nodded, proceeding out of there.

A pair of guards were standing outside my room. "Well, how do I look, gents?" My question was met with silence. "Wow, tough crowd. I'll get you guys to talk to me at some point, mark my words." Rounding the corner, I was greeted to a grand stairwell with the best guard rails ever, I mean these things made sliding down the stairs easy as hell, so I simply parked my butt and scooted down each flight of stairs much faster than any other non-flier could have dreamed.

It was great actually getting out again. Dealing with Ponyville for so long gave me a pretty genuine fear of being hit with random magic bullshit, so Canterlot's relative normalcy was a treat. It was made even better by the fact that Luna wasn't here.

As I hit the ground floor, I spooked a couple of nobles heading to the stairway, skidding down and then continuing my slide along the polished floors.

Various nobles, guardsponies and servants noticed my extremely upbeat mood as I passed, probably wondering why the monkey guy was humming and sliding around like a maniac.

I accidentally bumped into what I perceived as a larger than average pony. "Oh crap, sorry ther-" I began, looking down to meet the eyes of the pony I had accidentally assailed. Luna, the fucking psychopath. "Fuck off."

"We are still s'rry, Jacob. I has't not did adjust to the prop'r ways of courting a stallion in this new day and age." Fucking hell, her Shakespearean speech was annoying.

"So rape was allowed back then? Certainly explains why there are less stallions around here."

"We hath believed thee w're 'playing hard to recieveth'." The fuck is wrong with this bitch?

"You know what playing hard to get is but you dont know anything about the concept of consent? I hope no stallion ever has the displeasure of getting anywhere near you again. Now fuck off, I have a dinner with Chrysalis and your sister."

"As luck wouldst has't t, we art eke heading to meeteth with our sist'r and this f'reign'r."

"You know, I was having a great day before you showed up with your stupid-ass dialect."

She made no attempt to flee from your insults. "As we hath said bef're, we art s'rry. Thy misprise of us is des'rved, and we can only desire yond timeth mends these wounds."

"Just shut up, you're giving me a headache." My mood was thoroughly soured, and as we strolled into the hall, I could see the two other royals enjoying a light conversation.

"Oh, Jacob, we were just talking about you!" Celestia called out. "Chrysalis tells me you were a delight during the negotiations." the changeling queen winked, flicking her tail up.

"Oh no, the pleasure was all mine, honestly. She was a very tight- I mean she had a very tight grasp on what she wanted. We had a long conversation after negotiations ended."

The queen pruned slightly under the compliment. "You flatter me, human. You don't look too bad yourself. The colour palette is great." Ryeing me up as she spoke.

Irately, Luna tried to butt in. "Thee shall ref'r to him as Jacob, wench. Thee has't nay right to addresseth with such familiarity." What is her problem?

Chrysalis scoffed at her."I hardly believe you are in any position to argue that." Turning to me, she smiled. "Anyway, you are to accompany me for an evening in Canterlot. I wish to see the public's opinion of me."

"The queen has spoken. I'll get out of your mane, Celestia." I didn't bother addressing Luna.

After we'd passed out of immediate earshot, Chrysalis smirked. "My, my. I didn't expect you'd be so bold as to outright ignore the moon princess. Might there be a story behind such disrespectful actions?"

"Yeah, she's a fucking psycho. Tried to rape me one time while she was in heat. Only reason she didn't was because Celestia stopped her, but the intent is what matters." My face darkened, "Anyway, I'd prefer not to think about Luna for the rest of my life. You got anything in particular planned?"

"I was told you were escorting me. I assumed you had a plan." I facepalmed. Damnit Celestia.

"Okayyy..." I paused to think for a minute. "There's a donut place downtown. How about there?" I wasn't a fan of donuts, but the guy who runs the place makes a load of different stuff. I know him pretty well, and he's told me a couple of times how tough it is staying relevant in Canterlot.

"Very well. I am interested to try more aspects of pony cuisine." She grimaced at the thought.

"Are you staying yourself or changing?"

"Why would I need to? Ponies and Changelings are now at peace. That should assure then of my good intentions."

"As much as I like the badass way changelings look, I'd prefer we didn't get attacked on the street by angry, viciously xenophobic unicorns" Canterlot is sort of a breeding ground for those types. "Just turn into a pony and keep your colours the same." A gout of green fire bloomed across her form, signaling her change. "Hide your horn or wings too. We shouldn't accidentally create another alicorn when we're out." Her wings disappeared in a smaller burst of flame.

"I have my hooves full with the hive anyway. I shiver to imagine the amount of work Celestia must do to keep her kingdom in line." She flicked a part of her teal mane back, pushing it behind her neck along with the rest of it.

"Oh, you should see the paperwork. She has piles of the stuff as tall as me some days." I laughed remembering the time I switched her cappuccino with decaff. She crashed half way through the annual tax reviews and the Equestrian economy went completely out of wack for a couple of days. Fun times.

"I dread to imagine it." We had reached the main doors of the castle. Two guards aere stationed there, and gave a tiny salute as we exited. "Jacob, I assume from those little drops of lust you carelessly drip means you intend to end this night amicably?"

"Mayyyybe." I looked away, grinning coyly.

"Good. Think of it as a... renewal of our terms." She batted my waist with her tail.

"I would hate to drive a wedge between Equestria and the Hive. I'll do what I must to maintain peace." I solemnly declared, putting a hand to my heart. "Even if it means sacrificing my dignity to a lecherous changeling queen."

She snorted. "Your heroism shall be recorded for the ages, I'm sure."

"The place isn't too far from the castle, so question: Can changelings eat things that aren't love?"

"Of course, but it doesn't hold any nutritional value unless it is lovingly made. Thankfully, ponies somehow always end up loving their talent, so a chef will always will always put his heart into his food. Same goes for the food at family gatherings. Although the love in those is more directed at those ponies in particular."

"Huh. Interesting. My species can't digest grass and hay, but we're omnivorous so it balances out."

"I'm aware. I wasn't completely lying about having eyes on you before our little tryst."

"Really? I thought that was just the set up to get some hot monkey dick."

"Oh, please. You may be... exotic, but that doesn't mean you're the best lay I've ever had. Just the first in several years, since I actually never did anything with Armour. I guarantee I won't be as sensitive next time." Next time... nice.

I mockingly staggered, clutching at my heart. "I've been wounded. I'm... not the best? Like no one ever was?" I straightened out as Chrysalis rolled her eyes at my acting. "Well, I'll change that. Mark my words." I wasn't gonna be second fiddle to anyone.

"I would certainly enjoy watching you try. We're here now, so I would suggest we continue this conversation later." In the bedroom, no doubt.

Approaching the door, I leaned in, using my shoulder to lazily open the door. The pony behind the counter perked up as a pair of new customers slinked through the door. Waving a greeting, I slid into one of the booth seats. Chrysalis looked around the store, before following suit and seating herself across from me.

A pony had stepped up to our table. "What can I get ya?" Pony Joe, the owner of the place had a pen and paper ready as we picked up our menus.

"I'll have what he's having." Chrysalis put the menu down.

"I'll have one of my Eton Messes. How are those selling, by the way?" I slid the menu back onto the table, looking at the confectioner.

Joe picked up the menus, sliding them against his barrel. "Pretty well. It's been a while since you suggested them, and they got quite popular with the nobles." He leaned in towards me. "Hey, who's the mare?"

Chrysalis was looking at me intently, ears perked. "Oh, she's my uhh... marefriend." Joe laughed.

"She got a name?" Fuck's sake I forgot to make up a name, think think think.

"Her name is Crystal List." I blurted getting a giggle from the mare.

"A pleasure to meet you, miss. I'll be back with your order in a minute." The stallion trotted off as Chrysalis smiled cheekily.

"Crystal List. Really? I hoped you'd be more imaginative than that."

"Shush. Like you could've thought of anything better."

"I did. I had several lined up." She turned her nose up.

"Well, would you have minded telling me them when he was asking?"

"Honestly, i just preferred watching you squirm instead." She leaned on a hoof. Sticking her tongue out.

I crossed my arms over dramatically. "That is both cruel and unusual."

"I'd say you know you love it, but I can sense the emotions, so we both know you love it." She paused, looking past me. "Although that might just be the food." From behind me, Joe was approaching with the treats we had ordered.

"What did you call this?" Chrysalis looked down at the bowl of cream, strawberries and meringue. "Eaten mess?"

"Eton mess. It's a dessert from my homeland. I loved this stuff back home and since it doesn't exist in Equestria, I gave joe the recipe for it. He gives me free meals when I come in here as thanks for giving him the recipe first."

"Hmm." The queen took a spoon to the dish, scooping up the fruit and cream. "It... might be quite good. I can't exactly tell whether it's the love that makes it taste amazing or the food itself."

"No biggie. Any ideas for what to do next?"

"I do not know what is available."

"Wanna go back to the castle and review our previous talk on diplomatic relations?"

"Tempting, but I do need to actually accomplish something with this outing. We should ask the ponies of their general opinion towards my kind before we celebrate." I took my time eating.

"Hey, Joe!" I spoke loudly. "What's your opinion on the changelings, you know the creatures that attacked Canterlot a while ago?"

"Well, I imagine they're pretty similar to a normal pony, if that mare you're with is any indication."

"Kinda rude listening in on the conversation, Joe."

He was sweeping behind the counter. "Well, I'm about 5 metres away from you, and the place is silent because you're the only pon- human, who'd come in this late."

"I could wipe his memory if this is a problem." Chrysalis was charging up a spell.

"Chill, Bugbutt. Joe is cool." I turned to the stallion, who was still sweeping. "You aren't about to cause a commotion over it, right?"

"Course not. I get all shapes and sizes in this place. I know better than to make blanket generalisations about non-ponies by now. This place wouldn't be as popular as it is if I didn't."

I booped the queen on the nose, disrupting her concentration. "See? Chill with the horn."

She rubbed her snout, the light fading from her horn. "Fine. If you say he is trustworthy, I shall trust in you. It's not like you could lie to me anyway."

"Eh, I once watched a seventeen year old student fight a gay hundred year old vampire in the middle of a street at night."

"That's obviously a lie!" I shook my head in reply.

"One hundo percent the truth, the vampire even threw a road maintenance vehicle on the kid right after."

"This reminds me of one of those phrases I heard from you: 'I call bullshit'."

I shrugged. "Believe what you wanna believe, queeny." I picked up the last strawberry from my dessert. "Mm, so good. Thanks for the food, Joe." The queen stepped down from the chair. I followed suit.

"Have a good night Jacob." I pushed open the door, letting the queen slip through the gap.

I threw a wave back. "You too, Joe." I slipped off the door, catching up with the disguised changeling.

"So, let's get down to asking ponies." The queen nodded, putting on one of her acts as she trotted up to a group of young ponies.

And that was what we did. Chrysalis asked around Canterlot about the general public opinion and knowledge of Changelings was. I followed her and made sure she didn't murder some of the more 'unwelcoming' nobles.

Chrysalis was seething after a short conversation with a particularly shitheaded unicorn. "Bastard! He called my children vermin! He should be lucky I don't drain him dry of that ugly substitute of love he holds for himself."

"Yeah, I got a similar treatment in the first week or so. They told me to go back to my own home, that kinda stuff." Although I didn't have to deal with the stigma of having attempted to overthrow Celestia, which was a plus.

Chrysalis bared her fangs on irritation, looking towards the various ponies littering the streets of Canterlot. "Let us get back to the castle. I wish to work off some stress."

"Fine by me."

In a flash of green light, we were in one of the castle rooms, I had guessed this was the chamber Celestia had leant her during her stay.

"Clothes off. Now." She undid her transformation, her shiny chitin and dragonfly wings reappearing through the wall of flame.

"A bit more assertive today aren't we?" She threw me onto the bed. "Oof. She really hit a sore spot.

"If you are not able to undress yourself, I shall do it for you." She quickly undid all of the various buttons, getting me naked in record time.

"It would've been hotter if you just tore them off." I quickly had the queen's mound thrust onto my face as she settled across my belly, hooves at the base of my shaft while her long serpentine tongue began coiling around me..

"Worship your queen." She ground herself against my face slightly.

I shrugged mentally, giving into the feeling of her amazing fellatio. After a second of basking, she pushed her ass down onto me.

"I won't ask again." She removed her head from my cock threateningly.

I grabbed her by the hips, attempting to make up for lost time by diving my tongue into her. Blackcurrant. She tasted quite nice, really.

"Better." She resumed her work. God, her little dominant act was so hot. I couldn't wait to wipe that look from her face and leave her a happy, filled mess again.

I grasped at her ass greedily, squeezing and rubbing as I worked, each rough squeeze coaxing a small reaction from her cunt as well as a quiet moan. Searching her dark green insides, I find her clit, and proceed to mercilessly attack. After a while of this, she groaned, tightening her thighs around my head as she came, shaking periodically.

Rubbing herself on my face one last time and smearing a tiny spatter of juices, she pulled off, spinning around as she pushed her head between my thighs once again, "You have earned your reward, human. You now have my full attention."

I grinned, waving my dick near her lips, trying to challenge her. She simply opened her mouth again, engulfed my dick, pulling it down into her throat, swallowing and humming around the tip while her tongue wrapped around the shaft, giving a pseudo handjob as she used the tip to lap at my balls.

It felt like my entire crotch was buzzing with pure sensation, causing me to simply struggle to form sentences on the bed. "F-fuck! Holy shit, Chrissy. You- nrg!" The vibration, the swallowing, the tongue-job. I couldn't keep it in. I let loose a torrent into her throat, and as soon as she noticed that, she pulled off, leaving her lips around the head while her tongue continued lavishing my balls with attention. She suckled hard, trying to vampirishly suck as much from me as possible. She hummed with satisfaction as she gazed up with lidded eyes, gulping down each burst of seed as it came.

After what felt like an eternity of bliss, she pulled herself from me, giving one last kiss to my tip before pulling herself away.

"And what do you say to your benevolent queen, subject?"

"Thank you, you dirty cumslut."

"Hmph. Good enough. We have a lot of time to spend over the next few weeks. I will be quite busy with these diplomatic documents, so I would appreciate having my ambassador there to... fill the holes in my knowledge."

"I'm at your service, Bugbutt. Are you gonna lie down, or do you just wanna stand over my dick for a while?"

She walked over, lifting the covers with her magic and settling herself in. She turned, facing away from me. "I command you to cuddle. Disobeying this order will grant you a fate worse than death."

I sighed. "I guess I have no choice. This vile changeling queen has forced me into non-consensual cuddling."

"Obedience is a virtue. Now cuddle!" She pulled me closer, pulling an arm over her. I chuckled, putting an arm underneath her neck and tightening my grasp, pushing her back to my front. The queen cooed under the attention. "Tasty..."

I shuffled slightly, adjusting myself. It was weird though, I could've sworn I could hear voices.

"Dear, are you sure it's a good idea to visit Canterlot now? I heard that-" the doors to the chamber opened, revealing a pink pony princess and stunned unicorn. "Um, hello Jacob. It's been a while. You're in the wrong room, by the way." Cadence pointed out.

My eyes widened, panic overtaking me. "Okay, Shining, Cadence. I can explain-"

Upon noticing my bed partner, the royals had a collective seizure. The Unicorn charged his horn, causing me to put my hands up in response. "Remember your big boy words, Shining! REMEMBER YOUR BIG BOY WORDS" noticing the spell charging, I leaned over, putting myself in front of Chrysalis. "WAIT, DON'T-" The world went pink.

Royally Fucked 2: Solar Boogaloo

“So...” Celestia began, horn glowing as she placed the ice pack to my head. “What have we learned today?”

“Not to hit dat ass when in the presence of royalty...” My crumpled up body was now laid flat on the bed. I couldn’t feel anything below the neck, but I had been assured that it was all fixable. That wouldn’t stop me from smacking the shit out of Shining Armor when I got up.

“What did you do to him!?” Chrysalis quickly shielded the both of us.

“What did I do to him? Saved him of course! You were trying to absorb love from him!” Shining said, sending another blast at the shield, cracking it.

“Cadenza, get your little colt under control! He’s making a mess!”

“I told you not to call me that.” She turned towards the prince. “I’m sorry, dear. I was going to tell you about her when my aunts showed up. I didn’t expect him to be with... her.”

“What?! That’s why we’re here? To play diplomacy with her of all creatures?” Shining asked incredulously, keeping his horn lit in case the changeling tried something.

“You didn’t tell him? Wasn’t that one of those insipid vows you took?” Chrysalis sniped at Cadence, who seemed to be slightly concerned that her husband and Chrysalis were actually agreeing on something.

“I was going to tell you when my aunts were here because I knew you'd act like this.”

“I must tend to the wound. If you hit either of us again, I will destroy you.” Chrysalis put her horn to my chest beginning to treat me. After a second, the shield went down. Shining contemplated it, but the queen’s look of seeing anger made him reconsider.

“Cadence, we have arrived. What happened?!” Celestia demanded, swiftly carrying me onto the bed as Chrysalis continued to heal me.

“A rogue spell cast. The prince was quite shocked when he noticed I was here, and ended up blasting my human.”

“It was an accident,” Shining stated, still wary of the queen.

“Cadence, was he not made aware?”

“I thought it would be easier to tell him while you and Luna were with me,” the pink alicorn argued.

“I understand, but in the future, you should be more confident in your love for each other." Celestia turned to the prince. “What you just did could have you imprisoned, Shining Armor. You attempted to assault a foreign dignitary and have mortally wounded an endangered species. You are lucky that I understand the circumstances.”

“I’m sorry, your majesty.” Shining’s ears folded backwards.

“He’s the one you need to apologize to.” Celestia spared a look at me as I was still being cared for.

“Can I get a drink of something? Feels like someone burnt my throat out.”

“I’ll get it.” Shining made to vacate the room.

“I must advise you to wait until after we’re finished,” Chrysalis said, her horn glowing a vibrant green.

“Okay, bugbutt.” She exhaled sharply from her nose, containing her laughter as the royals grasped what I said.

Shining grimaced. “I still don’t understand how you find that... thing attractive.”

“You certainly weren’t complaining before the wedding...” Chrysalis sniped, aiding Celestia in the process of healing me by putting her horn against my left arm, while Celestia worked on the right one.

“Maybe because I was under somepony’s mind control?” Shining snorted.

“As much as it pains me to say it, I see a mutual bond between the two, gooey and mangled as it is...” Cadence groaned, probably doing her bullshit love sense thing.

“See! If the princess of love confirms it herself, then I’m obviously not under Chrysalis’ control. She’s just hot.” I felt sensation come back to my left arm as Celestia and Chrysalis continued their work. “Oh yeah! Much better...” I flexed my fingers before booping the bug queen. Her snout scrunched adorably.

Luna thought she was relevant enough to put in her own two bits. “I’m not convinced.”

“Shut the fuck up Luna! Nobody asked for your opinion.” She looked really angry for a second, but cooled her temper and just glared for a moment.

“There is no need for that kind of talk, Jacob,” Celestia sternly reprimanded me. “I understand your warranted dislike for my sister, but I won’t tolerate you slandering her every time she speaks. We may be patient, but acting like an angry foal will only cause you problems. I will not watch you bully my sister because of her own failures. She has apologized many times, both honestly and earnestly.”

“I don’t want her apology, Celestia. I just her to stay as far away from me as possible. Who knows what she’ll try the next time she goes into heat?”

Celestia stepped in, stomping a hoof angrily. “I would like to remind you that this is the exact kind of talk that you were the subject of back when you initially arrived. Do you know who dispelled those toxic rumours, Jacob?” She asked, waiting a couple seconds for an answer she knew I didn’t have. “Luna. I know you are both smart enough and kind enough to forgive her.”

“She-”

Celestia cut me off, deciding to finish for me. “She made a grave error. She has been working towards improving her language far harder recently in the hopes of truly expressing her regret to you in a meaningful way.”

“That doesn’t change anything between us now.” I turned to the dark blue alicorn. “But thank you for helping with the nobility.”

Luna seemed genuinely happy. “You are very welcome.”

I returned my attention to Celestia. “I don’t enjoy repeating myself, but it changes nothing. There’s a huge difference between a rumor and actually being guilty of something.”

“Of course. I just wish to mend my sister’s relationship with you so that she may rid herself of guilt. You’ve made it abundantly clear that you are with Chrysalis, opposed to us.”

“Woah, woah! I’m not about to go betraying Equestria. Even if Chrysalis went bad- No offense, Chrysalis.”

“None taken,” the queen buzzed.

“-if that happened, I would side with Equestria. Twilight and Spike are the closest thing I have to family here, and I’d never let anyone hurt them. Celestia, you're a great friend, but you really need to lay off the cakes. Cadence and Shining, uh, we haven’t talked to each other much, but you seem cool, aside from the whole ‘blasting me to pieces’ thing. Luna... as much as I hate to admit it, you’ve done right by me for pretty much the entire time I’ve been here. Aside from one time. One horribly overshadowing time that crushed any chance of friendship.”

Cadence gave a confused look. “That was... nice? I’m unsure whether to be insulted or not.” The royals looked between each other.

“While I cannot apologize for the invasion of Canterlot itself, I will apologize for ruining that wedding of yours. It was just the perfect opportunity to strike, considering how much love was being directed at you.”

Cadence was initially unsure how to respond to her former enemy. “I can forgive you. Celestia had clued me in on the actual specifics of the invasion. I just didn't see why you ignored diplomacy then.”

“I’ll have you know I tried diplomacy years ago. Unfortunately, Celestia was so beside herself with sorrow due to the Nightmare Moon fiasco, and became prone to temper tantrums for the next few decades. It wasn’t pretty.”

“Really, auntie? You cast them out?”

“It couldn’t be helped. They were dangerous parasites that were trying to drain my ponies of happiness and energy. I was not aware that they were starving creatures on the brink of extinction.”

“Yikes. Sounds like you were being a real bitc- OW! OW! OW! STOP!” Celestia placed a hoof on my fucked up ribs, setting them back into place.

“Excuse me, Jacob? Were you about to say something?" Celestia asked, batting her eyelashes as she moved to another rib.

“Sket.” Ha. If she didn’t know what it was, she couldn’t take it as an insult! I was proven wrong when she pressed on my ribs again anyway. “What was that for?!”

“I could tell whatever you were going to say was an insult.”

“Pfft. I bet you’re just mad because Chrysalis has a better ass than you.” I paused, groping her rear to prove my point. “Also her tongue is a gift from the gods.”

Cadence and Shining looked somewhat disgusted, Luna got pouty while Celestia simply smiled.

Chrysalis sat there looking rather pleased with herself as she let me play with her tush.

“I’ll have you know that I could take you or any other stallion to heights of pleasure that you could only dream of under Chrysalis,” Celestia declared nonchalantly, causing Cadence and Shining to gasp, mouths wide in shock.

“Exactly. Any stallion. It is quite easy to simply toy with a pony for a couple of seconds before they erupt. This Human however is one of the finest partners I've bedded, aside from one or two exceptions, of course.” Wow, that's mean, I think?

“Are you implying I couldn’t please him myself?” I had mostly healed up now, but Celestia and Chrysalis seemed to be entering a heated debate over the bed.

“She has been set off...” Luna commented with a sigh. “Is that how you say it? I have been working on making sure my modern dialect is perfect before I use it. I would prefer not to make a fool of myself as I attempted to converse with any of you.”

“Auntie Luna, you sound great, maybe a little robotic, since you aren’t abbreviating words as much, but very good.” Cadence looked back at the arguing alicorn and queen. “Shining and I are going to have a talk. Would you like to come with us while those two do what they like?”

“I- Yes. Of course. We should leave them to their...” she flicked her tail, “...competition.”

The doors shut loudly, and I started listening in on their conversation once again. “I can definitely outdo you. Jacob here loves his queen.” Chrysalis put a hoof on my chest and affectionately moved it around in circles.

“I will free him from your clutches, Chrysalis. Mark my words.”

“We’ll see...” Chrysalis and Celestia lit their horns, throwing the covers off of my naked body. “Jacob, I assume you consent to this?” Chrysalis asked licking her lips.

“Hell yeah! Try not to get too rough though. I may have healed, but I’d prefer not to break anything again.” My dick was quickly sparking to life, blood pumping harder down low. “Especially my lower bone.”

“Celestia, if I were you, I would refrain from putting your full weight on him.”

“...You shall regret your words when I win this duel.” Celestia turned to me, exchanging her bitter look for a more seductive one. “Well, well, I didn’t think it would have ended up like this, but I won’t complain.”

“Celestia, I’m gonna be real with you. This will probably be a one time thing.”

“If that’s the case, I’d better make sure you enjoy it. More importantly, I’d like to wipe that irritating grin from that sow’s mouth.” She gave Chrysalis a glance.

“Oh, I’m hurt! Truly a grievous wound on my pride,” Chrysalis sarcastically said rolling her eyes. “Hurry up! I’d prefer you not bore the both of us, let alone just him with your subpar technique.”

“Are you sure you aren’t just scared that you’ll lose your precious human? I don’t have to be an empath to see that you think he’s special.”

“Bah! Get on with it already.”

It was now Celestia’s turn to roll her eyes. “For an immortal, she really doesn’t know how to lay back and enjoy herself, does she?”

“She does seem a lot more sprightly than you,” I smirked.

“Hmph! We’ll see how long that silver tongue lasts you once I win this.”

“Correction: If you win this.”

“Details. I assure you I’m well aware of what I’m working with, considering all of the notes Twilight took and forwarded to me.”

“All of them?” I was still grinning, as she surely had to be bluffing.

“The ones where she peeped on you for? Yes.” Hearing that, the grin left my face, replaced with a look of disappointment.

“Damn it Twilight...” I cursed her under my breath, internally marking down my future vengeance.

“Enough of the idle banter, hurry! Unless you want this to count as part of your time?” Chrysalis looked a bit peeved.

“Yeah, Celestia. I’m waiti-” In an instant, the white alicorn had engulfed my dick, running her wide tongue across the bottom and pressing the top against the roof of her mouth. She clenched her throat down on my tip, turning her head to slightly force me further down. “J-Jesus!” I grabbed at her ears. I expected Celestia to be good, but not this good.

She simply looked up at me, the sides of her lips curling before she violently bobbed up and down my shaft. I lost my grip on her ears and decided to just hold onto the back of her neck, my hands gliding through the aurora of her hair, which seemed to have become a tinge pinker than usual.

“W-Why do you guys all suck dicks like fucking champs?” I shuddered. The wet heat on my crotch causing my dick to twitch in Celestia’s throat.

“Have you ever wondered how the myth of succubi came about? I’m responsible for it,” Chrysalis proudly proclaimed.

“Thanks for the history les-oh... Celestia, do that again...” She looked up at me, rubbing the head of my cock against her throat, her neck slowly gyrating as she continued her work.

“Well, what are you waiting for Jacob? Dominate her. After hearing her talk a big game, I can’t wait to get a good laugh and watch you turn her into a toy,” Chrysalis snickered as she watched us continue.

“Chrysalis, I don’t think you noticed, but I’m not in the best condition for that kind of work yet. You guys only just finished fixing me up, and my legs aren’t exactly raring to go yet.” I tried to weakly move off the bed, but was understandably distracted by the princess absolutely devouring my dick at breakneck pace.

“Such a tragedy,” Celestia teased, pulling herself off of me and exposing my dick to the relatively cold air. She turned around to present herself, slightly swaying her rump. “Guess you’ll just have to lie there and take this...” She lowered herself on me again, this time with her lower set of lips wrapped around me.

I almost felt winded from the force of the larger mare, but I saw another chance come along to insult her. “You really don’t let those royal bakers take a day off, do you?” I shot, slapping her on one of those sunny cheeks.

“Oh! G-Getting rough, are we?” I slapped her once again, this time on the opposite side. Having spanked her harder, she groaned and exposed her tongue.

“Just give in already, Celestia,” Chrysalis said. “I’m starting to get bored here.”

“I-It’s out of the question...” Celestia confidently retorted. “I... may not be used to m-many creatures that... l-last this long, b-but I have... dealt with far bigger...”

“Sounds like there’s an interesting story or two hidden in that slutty brain of yours.” I could feel that buzz of sensation building in my lower body as I let Celestia continue her work.

“More than that...” she continued. “Y-You’d be... surprised h-how many creatures were... willing to bed an alicorn b-back in the day...” When I spanked her again, she actually let out a squeal which even I had to admit sounded pretty adorable.

“Y-You call yourself royalty when you’re actually just out to let anything with a pulse have their way with you? Chrysalis is right, you really are a bit of a slut,” I said.

“N-Not just any-creature, I have my standards...” She bit back another moan.

“Do they have to take you out to dinner first?” Chrysalis sniped, continuing to push as many of Celestia’s buttons as she could, but before she could say anything, I caught her by surprise by reaching forward and pulling her down to lay her back on my chest.

“There we go...” I went on, rolling her to the side, one hand squished under her barrel while the other sat at the top of her neck, the pink tinged aurora of her hair combing through the small gaps in my fingers. As I continued, I noticed that her lips were so very close to mine.

“How interesting...” Chrysalis raised an eyebrow, the dregs of emotion suddenly hitting her senses. In a sudden burst of affection, I closed the gap between Celestia’s lips and mine.

“Y-You wouldn’t happen to be... influencing him, w-would you... Chrysalis? H-He seems m-much more... touchy-feely...” Celestia gave me a nuzzle as I started pouting.

Chrysalis rolled her eyes. “Why do I feel I’ll always be accused whenever Jacob shows you at least a little bit of affection?”

“Mphmphm...” I said, buried in Celestia’s fluffy chest.

“P-Pardon?” she asked.

Pulling my face away, I groaned, feeling myself finally hit the breaking point. “Cumming...!” I gripped at the alicorn tightly. Her wings extended all the way before wrapping around me, leaving me to experience her warm embrace both on the outside and on the inside.

“You can try and kiss me again if you want.”

I groaned and she giggled, my face hit with embarrassment over such a silly little thing.

“Maybe another time then...” Celestia raised her snout to the top of my head, planting a small peck of her own before unfurling her wings and leaving me on the bed.

“Hmm... A noble effort, but he still loves me more. Believe me, I can taste it.” The queen purred, putting her front hooves over the bed, and giving a sexy wiggle as she looked me in the eyes. “Mount your queen.” I walked over on shaky legs, my slightly damp crotch dripping some of Celestia’s fluids along the ground. Chrysalis gave a prideful look at her rival as I grabbed her by the hips and aligned myself with her pussy.

The immediate strength of her clenching caught me off guard, making it difficult to push in. “J-Jesus Chrysalis, calm down...!” She hummed in consideration.

“This is a competition, Jacob, and I plan to win. I will make her aware that you belong to me.”

“Then let me stick it in already...! Y-You’re keeping yourself way too tight to push through...”

“Mmm... So impatient!” She relaxed, allowing my cock to slip in effortlessly, thanks to her utterly drenched crotch.

As usual, she was velvet-soft, but something seemed different. The ribbing of her walls was much more pleasurable to slide through, shooting pinpricks of pleasure through me each time I thrust. “C-Chryssie... What... What did you do?”

“Oh, it’s just another benefit of being a changeling; I’ve changed the shape of my insides to be more satisfying to you. It’s actually quite easy really.” She pulled herself up, allowing me to see her face from between her hindlegs. “And only I can give it to you...” She slammed down, eliciting a drawn out groan. I grasped at her sides, instinctively trying to keep her in my lap. Finally acknowledging the nickname, she chuckled. “Chryssie, hm?”

“Y-Yeah... It’s cute...” I shivered. “Can’t wait until these... next few days roll around... A g-good couple weeks of this... is g-going to do me good...” I haven’t had much in the way of stress relief, beyond reading some pony porn magazines. Chrysalis was the first action I’d seen in a long time.

“See, Celestia? He’s mine!” She punctuated her last word by thrusting backwards against my waist as I pushed forward, doubling the impact and causing a loud, wet slap to echo throughout the room.

I shivered, my grip tightening as pleasure mounted inside of me, the divine texture of her insides causing me to nearly cum on the spot.

“C-Chryssie... I- fuck. I don’t know how much longer I can take this...” If there’s any proof of magic in Equestria, it’s a changeling’s pussy.

“Then let it all go... I’d like to outdo Celestia by a major margin.”

I decided to slow my thrusts before pulling out and lying on the bed. “Nah! You’ve got to work for it.” I wasn’t sure if that was the best or worst decision I ever made.

Chrysalis gave me a look of mild anger. “Cheeky little bastard... Fine, have it your way! I’ll milk you dry even with this handicap!” She fluttered over, positioning her rump over my cock and viciously dropped herself on top of me.

I let an incoherent grumble as she intensely lowered herself onto me, grinding herself into my lap to punctuate the thrusts. Each one drove me closer to the finish line.

I squirmed under her attention mumbling out a rough garbling that probably sounded somewhat like, “I-I don’t think I can hold it...” Pricking her ears up at my words, Chrysalis turned to push me onto the bed and stood above me.

“Your queen needs you, Jacob... You understand, don’t you?” she asked, looking me directly in the eyes as she loomed over me.

“I- yeah.”

“G-Good. Now... cum!” She pulled her mouth down to meet mine as she continued to thrust on top of me.

I groaned as I let loose inside of her. She was still pumping on top of me, stimulating me through the orgasm while her long, snake-like tongue wrapped around mine as we made out on the bed.

Celestia sighed in resignation, knowing she was beaten this time. “Very well. I shall leave you two to your fun. I still have a lot of paperwork to deal with anyway-AH!” She gasped as Chrysalis used her magic to pull her back by her tail.

“Now who said you had to leave? Since you’ve finally admitted who Jacob belongs to... I don’t see the harm in sharing this magnificent cock of his with you some more.” Chrysalis pulled herself off my dick and forced Celestia to come closer while she was still engulfed in her green magic.

“Go on my dear, take her again,” the queen encouraged. “But can I get a bite first?” Chrysalis nipped my neck, and I could feel that spike of energy from her venom once again.

“Better?”

“Better...” I grinned as the venom ran its course.

“I wonder...” Celestia narrowed her eyes, horn glowing before I felt a little zap of magic.

“Mind telling me what you just did?” I asked, feeling a growing itch in my manhood.

“I honestly wasn’t sure that would work. Chrysalis, You should be careful when it’s your turn again,” Celestia advised.

“What did you do?”

“It’s a spell meant to help stallions who have trouble with their mares during heat season. If it works correctly, Jacob should enter a state of rut.”

“R-Rut? Is that some kind of pony bullshit?” I asked, getting lightheaded as I felt more blood rush down my body. Stumbling to my feet, I found myself drawn forward, as if Celestia had me magically towed towards her. I moaned at the feeling of cold air on my dick, the sensitivity amplified by both the venom and Celestia’s magic.

The alicorn for her part, simply smiled before turning and raising her tail. “This should be fun...” she whispered with a wink that silently encouraged me to have my way with her. She had obviously forgotten about any paperwork she needed to get done.

Something snapped. Just from that single, simple act, I felt fueled by some kind of primal urge to simply take her as hard as I could. I roughly spread her apart, taking a good look at her dripping slit.

“Like that?” I asked, pushing her front half downwards. “You just couldn’t resist using some stupid-ass fucking spell, could you?!” I demanded while yanking her tail.

Celestia just giggled, keeping her front half arched downwards, while slightly gyrating her raised rear. Though, I managed to cut off her laughter when I thrusted back into her tight pussy, followed by yet another slap to her bouncy ass.

“My, my... If one spell was all it took to turn you into such a beast, I wouldn’t have kept you to myself for this long...” Chrysalis purred, licking her lips and wrapping her hooves around me.

“Shut up and wait your turn!” I snarled. My queen raised an eyebrow, genuinely impressed by how I just snapped at her.

“I’m thoroughly intrigued by this new defiance, Jacob. Were you always capable of acting like this?”

“N-No... It’s this fucking spell of hers...!” I growled, having temporarily regained my senses.

I pounded at Celestia, barely in control of myself, until I roughly slammed myself inside her one last time and gripped at her plot tightly, letting loose inside her. She simply groaned, quivering on the marble floor.

“Chryssie, do me a favor and put her on the bed. I don’t think I can’t lift her by myself.” Letting go of me, Chrysalis shrugged and lit her horn before she carelessly threw the helpless princess onto the bed.

“You could have been a little more considerable...” Celestia complained, her horn banging against the wooden backboard of the bed.

“There, now finish her off. I want seconds as well.”

“Fine, but please be patient. The whole getting ‘blasted to pieces’ thing still has me a bit shaken up.” Taking a hold of Celestia once more, I began to feel a bit devious, giving the alicorn a lecherous grin.

“Hmmm...” Taking one hand off of her plot, I scratched my chin. “Reckon she keeps herself clean?” I asked Chrysalis, who shared my evil grin.

“If she doesn’t, we can just act like it never happened.”

With my right hand still on her, I extended my thumb and pushed it into her pucker. The tight hole clamped down on it with a vice grip the second she felt the intrusion. Celestia’s eyes widened in shock. “That certainly got her moving again.”

She grumbled. “You deviant... Keep going...” She let her pleasured hums and groans escape freely, enjoying the somewhat alien stimulation as I continued toying with her.

Driving my thumb deeper before inserting my index finger, I asked, “I’m guessing there’s a lube spell?” Celestia nodded, a glint of yellow passing her horn.

I lined myself up with her, pretty confident that she was entirely clean. “I hope I don’t regret this...” I pushed into Celestia’s asshole, the tightness emulating the kind she showed to my thumb. Oddly enough, moving through her felt incredibly easy, most likely due to all the sex spells she seemed to know by heart.

“Oh! I-It’s been years since... I’ve d-done anal...” she moaned as I began to push in and out again.

Chrysalis raised an eyebrow. “Not since the incident with that rogue dragon? I always made sure to commend the drone that was spying on you at the time.”

“S-Stop with the stories! You’re putting me off!” Channeling my annoyance into something productive, I hammered away at Celestia’s ass. I could feel the pleasure rising once again, the liberating feeling bubbling up within me. Being able to orgasm multiple times was so fucking great.

“Y-You know, it’s weird... With the amount of shit you two know... I won’t h-hesitate to assume y-you were made for this... C-Chryssie, y-you especially, since you... literally have sex venom b-built in... I t-think the both of y-you are way fucking hornier than I am!”

Celestia blushed, but then laughed softly. “Oh, J-Jacob... I am t-thousands of... y-years old... W-What else do... y-you think I d-do on my off-time?”

With Celestia’s magic and Chrysalis’ venom making me lose it again, I decided not to reply and got back to plowing her tight ass. I grew more ruthless than before, smacking Celestia across the flank hard enough to make her scream with pleasure. I also got her mysterious hair to stop moving on its own by roughly grabbing it and pulling her head back.

“That’s it. That’s what I like to see,” Chrysalis smirked. “The proud princess of the sun being used like the slut she is.”

“B-Be silent, C-Chrysalis... AH!” she screamed, feeling me spank her again. The changeling walked up to us and put her hoof under Celestia’s chin.

“Oh, don’t be like that, Celestia,” she cooed, as if talking to a filly. “My Jacob would be happy to have more rounds with you in the future. Isn’t that right dear?”

I was honestly reconsidering what I said about this being a one time thing. Sadly, Chrysalis’ impatience grew before I could answer.

“Watching you have your way with her made me quite hot and bothered...” Chrysalis rolled back onto her stomach giving me some flirty shakes of her plot. “It’s my turn again.”

“Hmm... I just thought of something fun.” After pulling out of Celestia’s ass, I got a cute yelp out of Chrysalis when I grabbed her and placed her on Celestia’s upturned barrel. After a bit of shifting, I found myself looking at their marehoods, the pair of lower lips meeting in a lewd kiss. “Yeah... That looks fucking fantastic.”

Grabbing my eager shaft, I began the slow push into the middle of the two mares. Chrysalis’s juices flowing down, meeting Celestia’s in strands clinging to the top and bottom of my dick. I groaned, Chrysalis’ poison and Celestia’s spell forcing me to suddenly grow even more aggressive.

I pulled outwards, changing my thrust slightly to angle up into Chrysalis's soaked marehood before repeating the motion. I groped at her flank roughly, the soft flesh giving way to my fingers, almost swallowing them entirely. Once Chrysalis looked close to her climax, I pulled out fully, then plunged myself back into Celestia.

With a long angry growl, Chrysalis enveloped my dick in her magic. “W-Wait a minute, Chryssie...!”

“I’ve waited long enough already!” Her impatience had peaked and I was forced to pull out of Celestia.

“Fine!” I grabbed a hold of my queen, clinging tightly to her and yanking her tail upwards. Her magic faltered, so with nothing to lose, I quickly took advantage.

Finding purchase again, I hammered into the mewling queen rougher than before, pressing myself down onto her back. Suddenly, I felt the after effects of tonight become more noticable. The spell and the venom must’ve been wearing off.

“F-Fuck... Surely that was good enough to... satisfy those two... anymore of this tonight and they might end up wringing me totally dry...” I grumbled as Chrysalis gave a shivering moan, clenching down in climax and bringing me over with her. I flooded her insides a final time before going over to Celestia and giving her whatever spunk I had left.

“Shit...” Feeling dizzy, I quickly stumbled over to lay on the bed. My legs dangled off the side as I struggled to maintain consciousness. Taking a deep breath, I looked to see as the two mares made themselves comfortable laying on top of me before I drifted off to sleep.

Author's Note

I couldn't resist the urge for a bit of princess action here.

Thanks to NineTailBeastBall for proofing and helping out with this chapter overall.