A Contradictory Affair

Chapters

The Teleport
Canterlot
The Gala
The Changes
Suspicion
Dissaperence
Preperations
Him..
Dat Note.
The second to last Chapter
The Final Chapter
Introduction
[[The end. >:D]]

The Teleport

Well, I got my plushie. So, I'm holding "Dash" while writing in a journal full of horrific memories.. Wait. ITS STARTING TO GLOW WHAT THE.

Okay. What. The Hell. First my plushie starts to glow, now it's gone and I'm in a FOREST. With. this dumb journal.. I'm gonna close this.

I close my journal, looking around at my surroundings. I walk for a couple seconds to notice a squirrel. I crouch down to him to say Hi. When I see a pinkish tail hide

Behind a tree, I say "Hello?" I hear a squeel, I recgonize that Squeel, I say "Fluttershy?" I see a head poke out for a few seconds, she says "Y Y Y Yes?" and she

Squeels again I quickly respond, "Fluttershy, I won't hurt you." I await a response, another squeel and I hear "H How do you know my name?" At this point I thought

Frick, how do I tell her. Just. Be straight foward? I had a measley 10 seconds to respond. Before her Shyness Insinct kicked in, I decide to be Straight foward.

From... A show.. Where I come from. After a second of realization I figure out 2 options. Either, I'm in equestria's Everfree forest, God knows why Fluttershy's here.

Or well, I'm on earth, and fluttershy got teleported here, so did I. I thought about option 1 more... I hear a response: "u uh.." I respond to that "Fluttershy, I prom

ise I won't hurt you.. Just, come out." After saying come out, she quickly squeels, I respond to the squeel: "Oh, you. Always so shy.." I get up walking to her behind

The tree quickly petting her, to show I mean no harm. She warms up after this.. I ask where I am. She responds with a quick response "The edge of the Everfree forest

I came to get my squirell friend, But, what're you?" I look shocked, expecting this the last thing for her to ask, I respond a few seconds later with the simple

Answer "A.. Human.." Fluttershy widens her eyes, obviously not knowing what I am, she begins to shy up again, I tell her it's okay, "Can you lead me out of here, Please?"

It takes her a few minutes to respond, she asks if I can help her find her little Squirrel. I agree and it takes a few minutes but I find him cowarding under a tree with

a small hole I quickly tell Fluttershy, and we get out of the forest, I say thanks and do the only logical thing to do, Obviously being a hardcore MLP fan and well

Logic says go to Twilights house, But how to get there without triggering an alarm? Simple, I played enough Metal Gear solid games to know how to be stealthy, I

Look for the nearest box seeing nothing, I quickly facepalm at myself. I remembered the day on Earth 8/11/12 then I remembered DayZ how you had to stealthily avoid

Zombies, I took this over everything and went Prone, avoiding simple ponies like Lyra and Cheroliee. Making it to twilights Treehouse I knock on the door trying not to draw

Attention, I hear a "One minute!" after a minute the door opens, I find myself staring at a Pony with a shocked look on her face, I ask if I can come in.. She motions

for me to. I walk in looking behind me to see if anypony saw me, to my suprise nopony didn't. She then started asking a few questions, like, Who are you?, What are you?

Stuff like that. I answered these questions and asked Twilight some questions back, not knowing it would turn into turns and hours of questions, by that night, We were

Practically friends, we laughed and I asked for a place to sleep, she let me sleep on the floor, telling me we'd go see Princess Celestia tomorrow, I was Shocked at

her treating to me, I was expecting Zecora treatment, But, I digress. I suppose I shoudl get sleep, hopefully I can go back to earth tomorrow..

Canterlot

"Wake up Cameren! Wake up!" I heard Twilight yelling in my ear. I mumble "One second mom..." she then uses magic to drop some water on me. I quickly wake up. Come on!

"We must go see Princess Celestia!" I wasn't so happy, about this. I disliked Celestia more than I disliked Cake. I got my journal just incase I needed to write my thoughts

And it was my only possession. We walked out the door, Twilight didn't bother to hide me. I trusted her opinion on me so, I didn't bother to tell her. Everypony trusted

Her too, why wouldn't they? So they acted like I was another Pony. Just ignoring me. We made our way to the train station. Getting on the next train to Canterlot.

We after a train ride that seemed like 40k years. I felt like going on Steam and playing Warhammer Dawn of War But I couldn't I frowned at this thought, But smiled at

another one, If celestia can't send me home, I may be able to hang out with the Mane Six! This excited me. At this we were walking up the platform on our way to the castle..

As we walked in, they reconizged Twilight but stared at me, let me in, because I WAS with Twilight, as we walked up the castle stairs we were greeted by friends of Twilight

What one of them said made me smile a bit. "Any friend of Twilight's regardless of species is a friend of mine!" I chuckled a bit as we continued to find the Princess.

We found her a few minutes later, and well. SHE WAS NOT. Happy. She talked to Twilight in private a bit I could make out some words. "What thinking? He could be an "

"I thought back" Thats really all I could make out. They then proceeded back to me, Celestia keeping an Eye on me, her horn started to glow, I braced for the possible Pain.

I was touched with it and I started to feel queezy but nothing happened, I proceeded to ask what was that for? They blinked as if they were shocked.. I used common sense

And obviously it was an attempt to return me. Celestia attempted a few more times, I was about to throw up so I asked nicely for her to stop.. Suprisingly she did...

It's all blank after that I blacked out..

Ch. 5 The Gala

After the whole Celestia Canterlot thing, it was a few days after that, I was informed today was the was the Grand Galloping Gala, Celestia was angry that I was here.

But was nice after the whole thing anyway, Instead of 7 Tickets in the mail, came 8. Assuming One was for me, That was nice of Celestia, Considering something might zap

Me back soon, so In my possible short time in Equestria I get to go to the Gala, It may sound boring, but atleast I don't have to sit in Twilights tree house reading

Daring Do. Dash was right, It was unputdownable, I was cool with everypony at this point, I wasn't what Celestia assumed I was which I thought she said Assassain.

Rarity made me a suit, suprisingly it fir perfectly. For her first well, "Human suit" I was happy with it. And considering the fact she whipped it up, It looked nicer

Than my prom suit, back in highschool. I thanked her, and we were on our way. Upon arriving, Celestia gave me a stern look, I smiled and she kind of did. It's nice to cheer

People up. Now I see why Pinkie does it ALL the time. it was boring at first, usually just sticking around Dash and Applejack, I disliked applejack second, but She did

What western ponies do and pass down stories. They were interesting. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw Celestia, Walk on the balcony, without any guards which was

Strange. She looked bored and sad, so I decided to be a Pinkie and go cheer her up...

I walked onto the balcony to find Celestia staring at the night, It was much more beautiful than Earth's night. I heard her say. "It's beautiful isn't it."

I realised she was talking to me and I answered with a faint "Yea, it is. Luna does a great Job." As I walked up to the edge putting my arms on it, she asks

"I never introduced you to her, How do you know Luna?" I was shocked at this question, I didn't know how to answer.. I decided even though in my mind, she was queen of

The diva's I answered Honestly.. "Back where, I come from. We have this show. It's 99.9% dot on, to Equestria, but stopped at 2 seasons... I think." She was happy

I was honest.. She then proceeded to say. "Well, Whatever that show says, Royal life is boring.. I don't really get Time to myself.. This is really, the only time I had

to myself in awhile. I don't have any friends either." I was shocked at this. I proceeded to ask her "What about Twilight, or her friends?" She looked down a bit.

"Everypony thinks of me as a royal princess. I'd just like some friends. Is all." This changed my entire Disposition on her. Even made her my favorite pony at this point.

"Well, if it makes you feel better, I think of you as a friend, since, well, you're not really Quote on Quote My princess." She looked at me and hugged me Something I

Didn't expect, or even had done to me in 2 years. "Thanks." We both smiled. Luna, we didn't notice made that face that she made near the end of the episode "Luna Eclipsed"

Where she scared the Colt and ate an apple, I laughed at that face. Me and Celestia stared at Luna's beautiful night a little longer, then the unexpected happpenend.

Celestia grabbed me and kissed me.. At this point I was shocked but she never had friends, or so I think, so i guess she didn't know how to act.. She stopped realising my Shocked face

she began to say "Sorry, I don't know what came over me.." I had a new feeling for Celestia. One I haven't felt in years. "Truly.. Sorry.. Cameren.." I grabbed her hoof

To hold it like humans would hold hands. We both smiled Hearing a crunch of an apple to see luna making that face.. With an evil smile. we both knew what she was thinking.

We both said at the same time; "Don't you dare!" Her face got more evil, as she started to fly off, Celestia grabbed my hand and started chasing after her. The wind going

through my hair Everypony looked at us and gasped as Rainbow Dash chased after us. I yelled through the wind "Get back here Luna!" Despite how old they both are, they

were going faster than Dash. Suprisingly we lost her in a minute or two. We were going so fast I felt my skin was about to fall off.. It was so Exciting, Luna's long awaited response

was "PFFFFFF" Probably sticking her tongue out. There was a lake below, Luna dived, so did Celestia. her Still holding on to my hand. We landed in the water. Celestia was a bit faster

So she went deeper, we all 3 saw the same thing we touched it it was some little clearing in the water. Like an under cave. Or whatever. Where water defies gravity and theres a little cave.

Yeah. It's my mind. Inside this journal. Deal with it. Wait. Who am I writing this to? Ah screw it. Anyways we took a break in this "Dead end" as I described it

We all sat. I turned for a second.. I heard Luna gasp the second I turned around I was faced with a human Celestia.. My mouth was just wide open. as she had a shocked expression as well.

then Luna pointed out my hair which was now flowing much like theirs. This just got too weird. First off. How were we gonna explain this to well... ANYONE?

The Gala