A Contradictory Affair

Well, I got my plushie. So, I'm holding "Dash" while writing in a journal full of horrific memories.. Wait. ITS STARTING TO GLOW WHAT THE.

Okay. What. The Hell. First my plushie starts to glow, now it's gone and I'm in a FOREST. With. this dumb journal.. I'm gonna close this.

I close my journal, looking around at my surroundings. I walk for a couple seconds to notice a squirrel. I crouch down to him to say Hi. When I see a pinkish tail hide

Behind a tree, I say "Hello?" I hear a squeel, I recgonize that Squeel, I say "Fluttershy?" I see a head poke out for a few seconds, she says "Y Y Y Yes?" and she

Squeels again I quickly respond, "Fluttershy, I won't hurt you." I await a response, another squeel and I hear "H How do you know my name?" At this point I thought

Frick, how do I tell her. Just. Be straight foward? I had a measley 10 seconds to respond. Before her Shyness Insinct kicked in, I decide to be Straight foward.

From... A show.. Where I come from. After a second of realization I figure out 2 options. Either, I'm in equestria's Everfree forest, God knows why Fluttershy's here.

Or well, I'm on earth, and fluttershy got teleported here, so did I. I thought about option 1 more... I hear a response: "u uh.." I respond to that "Fluttershy, I prom

ise I won't hurt you.. Just, come out." After saying come out, she quickly squeels, I respond to the squeel: "Oh, you. Always so shy.." I get up walking to her behind

The tree quickly petting her, to show I mean no harm. She warms up after this.. I ask where I am. She responds with a quick response "The edge of the Everfree forest

  I came to get my squirell friend, But, what're you?" I look shocked, expecting this the last thing for her to ask, I respond a few seconds later with the simple

Answer "A.. Human.." Fluttershy widens her eyes, obviously not knowing what I am, she begins to shy up again, I tell her it's okay, "Can you lead me out of here, Please?"

It takes her a few minutes to respond, she asks if I can help her find her little Squirrel. I agree and it takes a few minutes but I find him cowarding under a tree with

a small hole I quickly tell Fluttershy, and we get out of the forest, I say thanks and do the only logical thing to do, Obviously being a hardcore MLP fan and well

Logic says go to Twilights house, But how to get there without triggering an alarm? Simple, I played enough Metal Gear solid games to know how to be stealthy, I

Look for the nearest box seeing nothing, I quickly facepalm at myself. I remembered the day on Earth 8/11/12  then I remembered DayZ how you had to stealthily avoid

Zombies, I took this over everything and went Prone, avoiding simple ponies like Lyra and Cheroliee. Making it to twilights Treehouse I knock on the door trying not to draw

Attention, I hear a "One minute!" after a minute the door opens, I find myself staring at a Pony with a shocked look on her face, I ask if I can come in.. She motions

for me to. I walk in looking behind me to see if anypony saw me, to my suprise nopony didn't. She then started asking a few questions, like, Who are you?, What are you?

Stuff like that. I answered these questions and asked Twilight some questions back, not knowing it would turn into turns and hours of questions, by that night, We were

Practically friends, we laughed and I asked for a place to sleep, she let me sleep on the floor, telling me we'd go see Princess Celestia tomorrow, I was Shocked at

her treating to me, I was expecting Zecora treatment, But, I digress. I suppose I shoudl get sleep, hopefully I can go back to earth tomorrow..