A Contradictory Affair

"I don't know Spike, this just seems Too, suspicious, I mean... Princess Celestia and Cameren have been acting weird when thier names are mentioned together or seen together.

They act completely normal otherwise!" "You're just-  Mmmmphhh overreacting- Mmmph to this.. Spike was suckling on a ruby he got from Rarity. I don't know if it's something but they're sorta perfect.

But now he goes and says I'm overreacting..... I'll show him I'm overreacting. I'll prove theres something going on. "Alright Spike whatever you say.." "How am I ever gonna prove it" Twilight was concerned.

I knocked on the door hoping Twilight was home. I need a book on this stuff. "Uh, Twilight?" "One second!" In a few seconds I was faced with a dragon with a Ruby in his mouth.

"May I come in?" "Yes. Come on in..." I heard Twilight in the back shout to me. Spike let me in closing the door continuing his time with his Jewel. "Hey, Twilight.."

"Good day Cameren, what do you need?" I was having second thoughts about this but. Whatever. "Uh... I was wondering if you had well, a book on Pony Love?" "Hmm... Let me check."

Twilights horn started glowing soon enough she started looking through books. She found a story on a Princess and an Earth pony loving eachother. It would have to do..

"It may have to do, I figured if I'm going to be here awhile, I better get prepared."  "Who would love you? You're well..." I was offended by this.. There wasn't anything wrong with me.. Was there?

"Well, I was a big 'Stud' on earth. So.." It was an obvious lie. She didn't know what a Stud was but she took common sense into matter. "Heh. I doubt it." "If I had my laptop I'd show you Pictures."

"Pictures.... All I'd see are Drawn on pictures that look like a girl.." "Well, On earth we had Photoshop. You could take a picture, slap another persons head and skin on there, and if you were good, you could make it look like it was actually taken with said person/pony"

"Well....-" "Thanks Twilight. I've got to go. Bye." "Bye." "Bye Spike." I continued the Medium length walk to my house. It was made for a Pony. But, I made as many Modifactions as I could To fit a living style. On my way home I met some familiar faces.

Like, DJ or aka Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, Ponies like that. I got home to plop myself on the couch Opening the book. I swear I didn't fall asleep after Page 3. Well, maybe. It was boring okay?

I occasionally get letters from Celestia, obviously, delivered by Phillomena, her Pheonix. If I said I didn't think about going to see her, I'd be lying. I wouldn't actually dare, without running the risk of 'Suspicion.".

I heard a knock on my door, I heard a familiar voice after that, it was Rainbow Dash. We were good friends. She came over to check on me, she apperently saw Philomena heading this way in my mind, I was like. Shit. Right after I thought that, Guess what..

A certain Phoenix decided to show up. With a letter.... Rainbow grabbed the letter before I could. "Haha! Can't catch me!" "Dash! Give it back! It could be important!" She accidently dropped it, I dived for it, successfully grabbing it.

"Shouldn't you get mail normally?" Dash was concerned. "I don't have a Mailbox?" "Hmmmmm..." I could tell what she was thinking. Honestly, Mail was bad on earth. Like I needed a Mail Box here..

"Build one?" "No." "Do it." "No.." "Just do it you wimp!" She started laughing her guts out. I took her low alititude to an advantage. I grabbed her hoof pulling, But, her strength is suprisingly greater. Dash pulled me so high into the air. I was confused on what was what.

As I've never seen Ponyville this high. "Uh...... Don't drop me!" "I will. Hehe." "Dash!" She kept giggling. "Let's go for a ride. Get on my back she said while landing. "Fine.. Only for you, SECOND best pony."

"Excuse me?" "Fine.... Best pony." "Thats more like it!" She took off with amazing speed well, her being Rainbow Dash, I never actually seen the Real life speed, and it's pretty freaking fast, I was thinking One thing.

"In before sonic rainboom" "Won't happen, Cameren." "Well, ya' never know." I could feel the note in my pocket I asked Dash to land me on a park bench, Probably not best to read this letter on a Parkbench, But whatever,

I opened the envelope I began reading...