Whats a gun loving, vehicle loving, troubled past having, brony like myself thats already had to learn to deal with real world problems by the time i was 13, supposed to do when me and really my only best friend supposed to do when we both die and get sent to equestria? It wouldn't sound as bad if it wasn't for the fact I saved a royal guardsmare, who isn't actually a pony, but something else entirely that also apparantly claims that "I'm her choosen one" that im now also living with and she already knows everything about me, yet doesn't know me all at the same time but somehow does know me better than myself?

Fuck all.

That's all i really can do while we try to get settled into our new lives in equestria. Oh and to make matters worse, males are outnumbered in this world nearly 6 to 1 so im constantly getting looked at by the other gender.

It's going to be a long ride so climb in, put your mcdonalds sprite in the cupholder, air that seat down, plug your charger in, open those vents, and buckle up because we're both gonna be here for a while and it’s gonna be one hell of a ride as well.

The cover art is not mine BTW. It belongs to zizkavonmikser over on depibooru