Because everyone loved my last one (and no one asked for it) I bring you the sequel!

Princess Celestia was sitting on her throne...
Pinkie exclaimed angrily. "How do you know it's a her?"
Dagnabit it, the castle picked the wrong day to go full PC.
This writer can't catch a break.

THIS IS A TROLL FIC
THIS IS MADE TO TRIGGER EVERYONE. ENJOY~
Special Snowflake Discretion is advised.
"How dare you assume your readers are special snowflakes!"

Disclaimer: The author does not condone the use of Political Correctness, He does however, find it freaking hilarious. If you take this story as anything but a ridiculous joke to make you laugh, then you are even dumber than the idiot who posted this.