When I came to I realized I was on a couch, covered in a blanket and there were voices. I don't know how i knew but I knew they weren't English.

"...Do you think he'll wake up?"

"Ya got me, he took that big ol' branch to th' head, so he might be out fer a while."

"I know, he was so gallant, like a knight!"

"Ha ha, gallant? You gotta crush on him Sweetie Belle."

"I... I DO NOT! I'm just grateful, that's all. That branch would have put my in the hospital, you try getting saved from something like that and not feel any gratitude!"

"She's kinda right about that, but, what kinda critter is he anyway?"

"HE has a splitting headache, so could you keep it down?" I said suddenly, making them all jump.

"He's awake! your sister said we should go get her as soon as he wakes up."

"RARITY!"
"MISS RARITY!" And with that, I heard them all run out the room, and as they did I turned over trying to get some more rest.
A couple of minutes later I heard someone come back into the room, sighed and tried to sit up but stopped when my back protested painfully, before trying again, this time taking care not to cause any more pain. After I did I noticed that I wasn't wearing a shirt, though I did have bandages around my chest.

"Hello dear, how are you feeling?" Said a familiar looking white and purple blob in a very familiar voice. It couldn't be.

"Fine, except for a sharp pain in my back and a splitting headache." I replied warily, trying to work out if the person, though if I was right then "person" wasn't the right word, was who i thought it was.

"Yes well, that kind of thing tends to happen when you take a large branch to the back and head. Thank you very much by the way, that was very brave of you and I am very glad my sister is unharmed. It was her, but I wasn't wearing my glasses, and had to be sure. I started to take the blanket off of me and get up when a thought occurred to me. I slipped a hand underneath the blanket and, yep, I was right.

"Excuse me, I don't know how to say this without seeming rude but, where are my clothes?"

"Ah yes, dreadfully sorry about that, but we needed to remove them so we could have a doctor check your body for injuries. Due to the... nature of your arrival we just had to be sure."

"Cool, cool, understandable, well before them I remember leaving all my stuff on the train, did someone bring them here? ...Wherever here is."

"Oh my yes we did, darling, I'll go get it." Came the reply.

"Ah..um I don't need all of it right now, if you could just grab my glasses for me that'd be great, thanks." I called to the retreating steps. A couple of minutes later I heard her coming back with a purple blob floating in front of her.

"Here you are, dear" she said as I felt my glasses placed in my hands.

I took a moment to look down before putting them on my face, when I looked up I was stunned. "Oh my god, I was right, it is you. YOU'RE RARITY HOOVES!"

"Oh my god, I was right, it is you. YOU'RE RARITY HOOVES!" The creature yelled out suddenly making Rarity jump in shock. How did he, she knew it was a he, she thought with a blush, thanks to being the one to remove his garments due to their ripped and ragged state so she could study and try to repair them, anyway how did this creature, who even Twilight didn't recognise, know who she was? She snapped out of her thoughts to find him babbling about something, she was able to keep up with what he was saying; his speed of speech was no match for Pinkie's. "...Mark crusaders as well as Pinkie pie Discord and Twilight the question is what period of the show am I in? it must at least be after Discord was reformed or he probably wouldn't be there but I didn't see if Twilight was an alicorn yet and..."

Rarity thought that if she wanted to get any questions answered she should probably interrupt him while it was still daylight. "I'm sorry to interrupt your, pardon me, babbling" she began politely, this was a new species, a lady would do well to remember her manners. "Usually when you introduce, or in this case name, a lady, it is common courtesy to give your own name first."

He stopped, stared, and in what she assumed was a fake posh accent, spoke with a bow, or as much of a bow as one could make while sitting on a couch. "My lady you are entirely correct, please forgive a fool's rude outburst." she nodded, giggling. "My name is Corey Amadkor, could you please do me the honour of informing me what happened when I first arrived here in Equestria? Do that and I shall reward you with the knowledge I myself possess."

Knowledge he possessed? she was intrigued. "Well dear, I can't say for certain as I wasn't there in person, but from what I heard from those that were, after a chaos-powered swap spell misfired and hit a train carriage, which was empty thank the princesses for small mercies, it must have swapped the carriage with the one you were on, wherever you were, but don't worry, princess Twilight is working on a spell to change you back into a pony. Discord keeps trying to help for reasons no-one can determine."

Corey listened to her explanation with interest before something clicked in what she said and was shocked when he realised what it was. "Whoa, whoa whoa, back up. You said 'back into a pony' what did you mean by that? I always look like this."

"Darling are you sure you didn't hit your head when the carriage you were on was moved? In any case, what i meant by change back into a pony is that all five of the ponies I spoke to, plus the one non-pony I spoke to, said that after you emerged from that strange carriage, you sneezed and sort of... morphed into whatever it is you are now."

As she finished her explanation she saw a faraway look come onto Corey's face, and when he replied, he spoke very slowly in what was almost a whisper. "What i looked like... as a pony... please tell me." there was a touch of urgency in his voice

"Well dear, they you had a grass green coat, with a darker green mane that was constantly sparkly, oh I wish I could have seen it." His jaw dropped.

My jaw dropped. So, not only was I in Equestria, I thought, ticking things off. Train carriage swap, transform when I sneeze, pony I transform into being a unicorn stallion with grass green coat, darker green short mane and tail that is permanently sparkly-that I came up with after that one post on the brony headtome page, and to top it off, waking up on a couch after having saved one of the CMC from a falling branch, though I hadn't counted on my clothes being removed, confirmed it. Not only was I in Equestria, I was actually in the fanfic idea I had come with on a whim. Did that mean I could speak with the version of myself writing this? Suddenly Rarity's phone started to ring, except... the ringing wasn't coming from her phone, it was coming... from my hand? The pair of us looked down at it in surprise, to see that it was shaking with each time my hand "rang".
Which was vaguely in the shape of a cellphone. I tried uncurling my three middle fingers and found That I couldn't, tried curling my thumb and pinkie finger and also found I couldn't. Well Corey, what do you normally do with a ringing phone? I moved my hand up to my ear and the ringing stopped. "Hello?" I tried.

All I could hear was gibberish, though, strangely enough, I could understand them as words. "Bergaburh.

"Um, hi" I replied. Guess that answers that question. "So, um Author, is this story finished? Have you finished writing it yet?"

"Ber."

"Oh cool, guess I get to find out what happens then, anything that you have planned that you're willing to tell me?"

"Beah, bur burgeburbur burgeh Bih bergoo buh burbur borbor burn."

"Well I was at least planning on doing that much at least" I replied before listening to what was a lot of gibberish. "Cool... cool... right... huh, well god damn! That is genius, anything else?"

"Berber."

"Great, uh, one last thing, how do I contact you if I need or want to?"

"Ber ber berber ber."

"Sweet, but only once a Day?"

"BES!!"

"Alright fine! only once a day, anyway talk to you tomorrow, bye." I put my hand down, finally able to move my fingers , to see Rarity staring at me in bewilderment.

"Forgive me darling, but you are quite possibly the strangest thing I have ever seen, and I know Pinkie pie, no offence to her of course." She said in a cautious tone.

I grinned in response. "Always happy to please. Anyway, I promised you information and information I will give you, here's what I know about my current situation..."

Author's Note

Well then that seems like a good place to stop there. A couple of things to say, this chapter.
First, again this is my first time uploading a fanfic so please comment down below on what you think or any ideas you have, that said i do have some idea of where i'm going with this story so if i see an idea i like i'll let that person know.
Second if you want to make a cover pic for the story based on a scene from this chapter or the chapter previous, don't hesitate to saend me a PM with the pic. THAT SAID, i am not planning on relying on my readers sending me a cover pic, i just plan to not turn down any offers that present themselves, original auther (reader or not) will be noted when this story gets a cover pic.
Third, it's time for another story, this one is "Harmony Theory" by Sharaloth, this story is a post-apocalyptic non-nuclear wasteland fic where the apocalypse was caused by the "schism" which created the "everstorm. Think Discord, merged with the everfree forest, in the form of a massive hurricane, powered by most of the magic in Equestria. Yeah, terrifying, anyway, here is the link, it is currently incomplete:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/48739/harmony-theory