What happens when a bottle of concentrated love finds itself untimely shattered in the middle of Ponyville? Well, extreme sexy times, naturally.

Except for Gallus: too tragic, heroic and beautifully cynical a character, whose intricate (implied) backstory, complex characterization and thoughtful personality (as befitting any grumpy character in any group of beings whatsoever, natch) make it impossible for him to truly appreciate the more basic delights in Equestria.

Even when those basic delights kind of have their throat wrapped around his particulars.

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If this sounds like a joke, that's probably because it is it's a thoughtful, meaningful gift. Inspired as I was by Wanderer D-Sempai's romantic masterpiece, I decided to write a saucy little clopfic which, while technically unrelated to his work, can be seen as a spiritual successor to his ideas. I tried to stay as true to the heart and soul of D-Sempai's story as possible.

Gallus is aged up obviously because the idea of having sex with minors is grosssss

Once again, this is a gift to Present Perfect, who as we all know loves this sort of stuff. Wait he actually recommended this what the crippity crap