[Displaced] Well holy shite. This is weird. I'm just sitting on my ass, watching MLP, and I get an Email notification on my computer from a guy called "The Merchant" or something like that bull. Anyway, it's spouting something weird saying "Oh, Paragon-" (Thats my name by the way) "- You've been away from your brother too long. And I'm going to set things right." And now, I'm in fucking Equestria, looking like a grown up Spike! But... It feels like I'm home... What the hell is going on with my life...? Did... Did this have something to do with me wanting to end it all?

I do not own any image used in this story. MLP belongs to hasbro and the only character I own is Paragon.