The Adventures of the Troublesome Trio

by Nocturnalis Storyhart

To and fro, The fate of the world comes and goes.

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So, with the new day arriving, as it had been night before this chapter was written, a lot of things were going on. The Troublesome Trio decided to chant again.

"We are the best, we stand out from the rest!
We are free, we are three,
United as one, we are a team on the go
We are together, The Troublesome Trio!"

then they all giggled and sat down to have breakfast.

"Hey Chrissie, could you change into some waffles or something, cause we are hungry." Triek wondered.

"WHAT?! I AM NOT CHANGING INTO WAFFLES OR INTO ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER, TO BE EATEN! I AM (was) THE DIGNIFIED LEADER OF THE CHANGELINGS! I AM STRONG! I AM WONDERFUL! I AM KIND AND LOVING, I AM..." Chrysalis shouted. And it only continued.

Triek and Cozy Glow gave each other a silent look that they both understood to be: Back up slowly, and lets get something to eat. Which they both did. With that said, even if that wasn't verbal, they split up, and went to go gather some nuts, berries, roots, or what ever they could rustle up. When they returned, Chrysalis was still raving on what she was, accomplished, so on, so forth. The other two were now putting together the loose odds and ends of what they had found, into something more appealing.

By the time breakfast was ready, which was about a hour later, Chrysalis had just about finished. ".. AND FURTHERMORE, I EXIST! I HAVE DONE MANY GREAT THINGS! AND MY BRAIN IS GETTING FRIED, AS I AM RUNNING OUT OF REASONS! JUST ONE LAST THING TO REMEMBER, WHEN YOU ARE SUCH AS I AM, YOU TEND TO HAVE A FEW PROBLEMS. SO, NO ONE IS PERFECT, BUT I COME CLOSE!!"

"A few problems?" Cozy glow wondered. Triek shrugged.

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO LISTEN, AS YOU ARE GREAT FRIENDS. I WOULD CONTINUE, BUT I BELIEVE WE NEED TO GET BREAKFAST. I AM GOING TO SHUT UP, I REALLY AM GOING TO. I WILL, I AM. AND I AM STOPPING NOW AS I BELIEVE YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE PICTURE. I HOPE I HAVE GOTTEN A LOT FROM THIS EDUCATIONAL AND INFORMATIVE PROGRAM. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE WITH CHRISSIE AND HER SIDEKICKS. THANK YOU!!" and with that, Chrysalis bowed.

She then looked at Triek and Cozy Glow with a questioning look. The only thing I got from that is the question on how she didn't loose her voice. Cozy Glow whispered. Triek only nodded.

'So, are you ready for breakfast, or are we doing to do a photo shoot, or perhaps signing autographs?" Triek asked Chrysalis.

Chrysalis looked side to side, and kind of blushed with embarrassment. "How long were you listening to that?"

"Are you seriously asking that?" Cozy Glow asked. " You just spent an hour and a half shouting at us about how great you are, how kind and loving, and...uh..well, you kinda lost me after that."

"I must agree with that. Can you please tell us when we went on national television?" Triek wondered

Chrysalis blushed even harder. "Uh, Lets just say, I am a really good actress who can get caught up in her own imagination. But hey, no pony's perfect. Now, what's to eat? I am a little hungry."

Triek just rolled his eyes. "Well, it is eggs with blueberry juice."

"Well, if we are done talking now, can we eat? I am starving!" Cozy glow said.

So, the villains quickly gulped down breakfast, and soon were traveling.


Mean while, back in Ponyville, the Mane 6 were sitting in their little prissy thrones, in the not so little Friendship of magic. And they were trying to figure out what to do with the bell. Twilight wanted to study it, (Obviously) Rainbow Dash just wanted to chuck it to the bottom of the sea and get this over with because she was sooo bored. Applejack wanted to smash it. Fluttershy on the other hoof, wanted to be able to use the bell to benefit Equestria. And Pinkie Pie just wanted to play with it. Rarity was just worrying about her mane, making sure it was clean as ever. Heaven forbid that one hair be out of place

They had been doing this all night. The back and forth. Until Pinkie grabbed a hold of it, and this is where we get into the.... Actually, you know what? I won't spoil it.

So Pinkie grabs a hold of it, and it ends about as well as you'd expect. "Let's see. The villains started this hunk of junk with a magic spell. Maybe you just need to say the magic words to get it to behave. PLEASE be nice and work for the better of Equestria, bell!"

(The bell did absolutely nothing.)

"Hmm, okay. Let's try- OPEN SESAME!"

(Still nothing.)

"How about... BIBITY BOBITY BOO!"

(That didn't work either)

"Uh, your majesty?"

(Okay, now this is getting old.)

157 tries later:

"ZOO WEE MAMA!"

(I really feel sorry for the other Mane 6 at this point. Maybe her and Chrysalis could start their own T.V show for real)

Anyway, this could take a while.

Back to the troublesome trio.

''So, what are we actually going to do now that we are free?" Cozy Glow asked.

"Well, unless we are going to dress up, get some animals from around here, and play Tarzan; we have to figure SOMETHING OUT!" Chrysalis started with another one of her rants.

Triek actually looked pretty nervous, so he threw a pail of water on her. Chrysalis was now sputtering, "WHY THE BUCK DID YOU DO THAT? TO ME OF ALL CREATURES! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHO I AM? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU..." she started ranting again.

But she didn't get into episode 2, of season one, of CHRISSIE and her SIDEKICKS, because there was a loud howl from behind them. It was a huge timber wolf! Shiver me timbers! And now they all ran... over a cliff! And into the rushing river below.

Now, it only took a few minutes for Triek to get to shore, and Cozy Glow had just flown down. Chrysalis, well just washed ashore. She wasn't breathing very well.

"Quick! You need to do mouth to mouth resurrection. It might be the only thing." Cozy Glow panicked.

"I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!" Triek shouted. "I AM NOT GOING TO PUT MY MOUTH THERE, AND NOT TO MENTION, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I AM DOING! WHY DON'T YOU, SENSE YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO EVEN SUGGEST IT?"

"Well, my mouth isn't big enough. And uh, maybe we should both just try and get her heart pumping." Cozy Glow explained. "But we gotta do something because we are running out of time!"

Now Triek was quickly racking his brains for ideas beside the.... the kissing resurrection. Well, as he called it anyway. He was to young for romance! But they didn't need to panic anymore because Chrysalis was now getting up sputtering. She was gasping, but alive. Too unfortunate for her fellow comrades ears. Because seconds later they were blasted by screaming that this key board's cap's lock can't comprehend. So, I will spare you the details.

Anyway, a couple of hours later, they had started to walk, not forgetting their very noisy travel companion. It was a wonder that no more creatures came to try and gobble them up, Yet again, maybe the very thing that could have been telling creatures Come and get it!, might have actually been scaring all the wildlife out of a 20 mile radius. It was going to be a long trip.

Back at the castle, every pony was falling asleep listening to Pinkie Pie's failed attempts over and over. She hadn't done any good at all. Actually scratch that. She was an almost unbeatable cure for insomnia. Heck, even Twilight had been put to sleep at this point. And with her trying to unlock all the secrets to the bell and who knows what else; it was quite an accomplishment.

"Come on every pony, smile smile smile..." Pinkie was singing. Until finally, she had just about enough. "Grrr, HEED MY WORDS AND HEED THEM WELL! WHAT WILL HAPPEN ONLY TIME WILL TELL. A MYSTERY BEYOND THE REST, THIS IS THE LASTING MEMORIAL OF HE WHO IS NOW LAID AT REST! GREAT AND MIGHTY WAS HE, BUT WHAT HAPPENS NOW, WE WILL SEE. AS THE CHANGES TO COME FORTH ARE CAUSED BY ME! HEED MY WORDS AND HEED THEM WELL! THE FATE OF YOUR FUTURE LIES WITH ITS NEW MASTER AND HIS BELL!!" Pinkie said in a harsh voice not her own.

Oh boy. She had done it now. The bell now glowed a mysterious color, and the rest of the Mane 6... were still sleeping? How in Equestria they could sleep through something like that beats me. It now looks like Pinkie's voice was not only a cure for insomnia, but also a weapon for enchanted long lasting sleep.

Boy, talk about sleeping beauty, or in this case, sleeping beauties. Not to mention, I always thought Pinkie was super natural in a manner of speaking. But, back to the story.

So the bell was glowing a new and mysterious color. Then Pinkie spoke up, "This is the one who awakens you. You may ask what time it is. And I tell you. It is time to serve a new master. So, if you are going to glow, do it in bubble gum pink."

And the bell miraculously did. Apparently it was ready to serve its new master, and fulfill her desires. And since this bell is another relic that might possibly make the bearer a little crazy, or not think straight, this is the start of disaster. As now Pinkie is not thinking 100% straight, and will now go on to use this bell to make the Pinkie Paradise she has only ever seen in her dreams. Pinkie Paradise, and beyond! Now, she will need some helpers. And who better than CHRISSIE AND HER SIDEKICKS?

Yeah, this is the beginning of total I don't know what. But Anyway, life comes and goes, so why shouldn't the fate of the world.

Uh Oh!


Author's Note

Sorry, this chapter took so long. just really busy. I am trying to update on this specific story one a month at least.

Pinkie Paradise, and beyond! was inspired by Buzz Light year's "Infinity and beyond,

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