Too Many Twilight Twats

Clone One panted as Twilight blew up above and Rarity screamed. She giggled slightly and sat up to face Rarity, who was shuddering slightly, obviously just having finished from the frantic kiss with her exploding friend. Clone One would've said something, but the magic from Twilight's body rushed into hers instead of going into the pool, making her body convulse and squirt in ecstasy she was sure was leftover from Twilight's mental state.

Between pants and moans and a bit of licking from a clearly-eager Rarity, her mind was awash with a feeling of release and amazement mixed with pleasure. It was several seconds before she could get out a few words between heavy breaths.

"So...Rarity..." was all she could manage.

The licking stopped, and Rarity audibly gulped, likely both out of fear and to swallow the fluids.

"Well I'm glad you didn't...explode like the original...um...y-you're not going to kill me, are you? I swear I won't tell anypony!" she begged frantically.

Clone One shuddered and giggled a little as she recomposed herself and used a spell to remove the glowing number on her mane. She was an absolutely filthy mess, but at least now could sit up properly and speak.

"Well, if you promise...yeah, I think I can trust you enough to not replace you with a clone right now. Couldn't say the same when I brought Rainbow and Fluttershy here, but I won't tell you which one of them's a clone," she said with a wink, making Rarity gulp. "Heh... Listen, I did what I had to, Rarity, I'm still mostly the same Twilight, though I am missing some memories of how the clone stuff worked that she neglected to provide; it should all be in her notes. The bits of her that I didn't have just went into me, at least I think. It's kind of my first time dealing with this...at least personally," New Twilight explained.

"Well then...I um...just don't know how to handle this, um...Twilight," Rarity said as she sat up. "Will this happen every time?" she asked nervously, blushing.

New Twilight rolled her eyes as she casted a cleaning spell and let rip a bit from her rear casually, thinking it best to do it now rather than on the way back.

Rarity groaned a bit.

New Twilight grinned. "Next time I'll remember to use dampeners that can't be taken off by hoof. That was stupid of me...well, past me. ...Oh! And excuse me, I just figured no point in holding it in long after you've uh, heard and seen worse and we're in private," New Twilight replied.

"Right...it's fine, darling, I understand," she said, before sighing a bit. "I suppose there's not really anything closer than what we've done together, so no point in playing coy about bodily functions. Just don't expect me to like it!"

The two shared a giggle.

"Of course not. Are we still on for the spa tomorrow?" New Twilight asked.

"Absolutely, dear! I promise I'll not treat you any differently just because you're not the original. You're my friend in all the ways that matter," said Rarity with a smile.

"Excellent. Sorry I put you through watching her explode. Maybe I should've come up with a spell to absorb the clones in me..." Twilight pondered, her mind racing through possible spell combinations.

"Oh, darling, it's okay if you continue to blow them up. It's actually...kind of exciting that way, but um, I do fear what would happen if one put it's horn in me and..." Rarity said, shaking visibly and blushing again.

"Oh, I see that blush, little miss...you'll get your own clones, so one of them will be able to carry on as you when that happens," Twilight said with a grin.

"U-um, h-hold on, okay maybe you're dead-set on offing me for safety but p-please, doesn't a lady like me deserve something more...dignified than that dirty way to expire?" Rarity asked with a nervous gulp and a drip from her nethers.

"Tell ya what, I'll bring some options, maybe a guillotine among them, and it'll be up to you and your clones what exactly goes down...who knows, maybe your final moments will involve a nice clean slice, only to then feel very dirty things ruin your 'dignified' demise," Twilight said with a huge grin, and a little lip lick.

Rarity breathed heavily and shuddered, again dripping.

Twilight slapped her rear. "Heh, you're hotter than Spike when he melts iron! Speaking of fluids, let's go see if Maud has anything to drink...I feel like I lost a whole lake out my vagina!" Twilight said with a giggle before taking down the soundproof barrier on the entryway.

Rarity chuckled heartily so much she farted and fell over, making Twilight giggle even more.

"Well, that's a first! Although Pinkie told me that it happens sometimes!" Twilight, said.

"Eheh...eheh... Hmph, well, perhaps it's on me that I didn't make her Pinkie promise about it, but mares aren't supposed to go blabbing about things that happen at the spa!" Rarity said as she got up again and began trotting out.

Twilight collected her things into her saddlebags again and followed.

"You know, Maud is her sister, maybe she could help Pinkie become a little better at keeping secrets," opined Twilight.

"Oh please, and next you'll tell me that Luna can help Celestia stop eating cakes!" Rarity replied as they turned a corner.

Maud could be seen directly ahead, inspecting gems.

"Just the pony we were looking for!" said Twilight.

Maud took a bit to turn and wave.

"Why hello. I didn't expect you to be here. Would you give me a moment to make myself presentable?" Maud asked.

Twilight and Rarity blinked to each other a bit, not noticing anything out of the ordinary, but nodded.

Maud proceeded to move Boulder off her rump, and wipe a tiny amount of dust from the cave off of her mane.

"There we go, sorry for being so indecent. Did you enjoy your clone orgy?" Maud asked, taking them both by surprise.

"O-our what?!" asked Rarity, feigning shock at the question.

"Oh, I really should've put soundproofing all around, shouldn't I have?" Twilight asked with a blush.

"It probably would've been a good idea. I could hear everything. You were very loud, and it got Boulder so hot that he touched me a little bit. Please don't tell Mud Briar, I know you two are better at keeping secrets than Pinkie. Anyways, would you like a bath? Perhaps you could let me enjoy clones of my own sometime in exchange," Maud said.

Twilight was impressed at her casualness and composure.

"Um...you won't tell about...Twilight being...?" Rarity trailed off.

"A clone that murdered the original in hot sweat, which could be argued as self-defense? It's technically not even illegal, and would just make ponies uneasy to think about. Life is a lot better not getting worked up about stuff like that. Trust me, Pinkie specifically isn't the original, and she's told me the truth about reality, and if you dwell on any of it, it only makes you want to end your pitiful, meaningless existence and drink a Pan-galactic Gargleblaster," Maud replied darkly.

"A wha-" Rarity began to ask before Twi's hoof stopped her.

"Right, we'll take your word for it! A bath would be nice," Twilight said with a smile, knowing better than to dive into the rabbithole of Pinkie's nonsense through a lens like Maud that could turn it from "weird" to "disturbing and soul-crushing".

"Right this way," Maud said as she led them to the water.

Twilight got in without a word.

"Stay as long as you'd like, but try to put everything back where you left it. Boulder gets upset about the feng shui. I'll be sleeping," Maud said as she trotted into bed and simply laid down, staring upward.

"Twilight...she is even creepier than I remember," whispered Rarity.

Twilight just rolled her eyes and relaxed. She deserved it after all this.