Let's Go On A Magical Pony Adventure! With Magic! And Ponies!

by Symphony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Human
Length: 1593

Let's Go On A Magical Pony Adventure! With Magic! And Ponies!

You thought that it would just be another normal, boring day of doing nothing at all. But then, ponies happened. And the ponies are a crafty bunch of buggers…

Interactive/Choose your own adventure story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-23 09:01:56 UTC

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

After thinking about it thoroughly, you decided to flip the bird at excercise. You sat back down on your bed and leaned toward the wall behind you and placed your laptop on your lap. Heh, laptop, lap, laptop lap, laptop, lap... You repeated the entrancing chant to yourself as the home-screen on your laptop appeared with your favourite pony wallpaper, of course. You put your headphones on your head and put on some music as you opened your browser.

Ah, the internet... The cause of many good things, and many bad things. After a quick browse-through of some pony-related pages, your laptop starts acting up. The screen turns static every now and then for a couple of seconds. You try punching the screen, because violence solves everything. Appearantly, that just makes it much worse. A tendril made of seemingly living static emerges from the screen and reaches for you.

What do you decide to do?

OH SHIT CALL GHOSTBUSTERS AND RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

Hell, what's the worst thing that could happen? Poke the tendril for shits and giggles.

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

You stared at the tendril in fear. It slithered through the distance between you and it. With a girlish shriek, you ran out through the door in panic while flailing your arms and screaming in unbridled panic. When you were certain that the strange tendril wasn't chasing you anymore, you sighed in relief and started walking down the street. There was no way that you were returning home so soon...

As you walk down the street, you see something on the side of it. When you look closer you see a cardboard box. What's a box doing here on its own..? You see no hobos who have claimed the box as their own. But what should you do with the box? You could pick it up and dispose of it, or you could just kick the box around for a bit.

Let's be a good samaritan and take the box home to pick up the litter in our community~

GAME ON, BOX! LEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIINSSS!

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

You snicker as the tendril inch its way closer. Is this supposed to scare you? You think as you reach out with your right hand to give the tendril an experimental nudge. You get an ominous feeling as the tendril starts splitting itself into smaller pieces, but ignore it as you finally poke it.

As soon as your finger touches the tendrils, an electric shock wrecks through your unprepared body. You try to pull away your arm in panic, but its grip just tightens the more you struggle against it. After realizing that you cannot do much more to resist, the tendril engulfs your entire arm and starts pulling you toward the laptop. To your own great amazement, your fingers pass the screen and continues being dragged.

After your entire arm had been pulled through, you feel a sharp pain blossom from the back of your head, making you fall unconscious.

Wake up!

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

You waltzed over to the strange box with your head held high. You were of course on the look-out for angry hobos who would fight to the bone to defend their own humble abode. When no hobos were in sight, you jogged the last distance between the box and you.

As you picked up the box, a weird, golden aura started glowing around it. The aura started flowing over your arm, you dropped the box in panic, but the box seemingly floated in mid-air, still connected to your arms. As the aura graced your chest, you felt your breathing slowing down. Just before you fell unconscious, one thought ran through your head.

''Samaritan deeds suck...''

Nap time's over!

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

With a shrilling warcry, you charge towards the unsuspecting piece of cardboard. As you come closer to it, you charge up a fine kick to make the box fly in a nice arc.

But just before you are about to kick the baby box, you trip and start stumbling forwards to the box. You prepare yourself for the inevitable and humiliating hit. You look down to see the box just beneath you, but the box was now shining in a strange, golden aura.

Before you could make a snarky comment, you were engulfed by the aura and dragged down into the box. You fell unconscious as the aura spread over your head.

Wakey, wakey~

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

With a painful groan, you cracked your eyes opened and was immediately blinded by the sun's taunting rays. You rolled over onto your stomach and planted your face into the... grass? But there was no grass where you were before... Before... Your eyes widened in realization as it dawned upon you that you had no idea of how you had gotten where you are now.

You stood up and raised your left hand to your forehead to block out the now very irritating sun. Your jaw dropped as you recognized the mountain in front of you and the cozy village which you would see with ease from your vantage point. A bit away from the town was a large farm which you could recognize everywhere.

You started giggling like a mad person as you realized that you had somehow gotten to Equestria. But what will you do now when you're in the magical land of magical technocolor ponies? You could go to Canterlot and see the princesses! Or, you could go to Ponyville to raise all sorts of hell. Or why not just go to Sweet Apple Acres and find apples and apple accessories?

To Canterlot!

To Ponyville!

To Sweet Apple Acres!

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

After thinking about the possibilites, you decided to go to Canterlot and if you're lucky, you'd be able to meet the princesses! You grinned and started walking toward the mountain where the castle was situated. But after a while, you look up to a cloud to see a lion's tail hanging from it. You presume that it belongs none other than everyone's least favourite griffin!

What do?

Tell her off! No one makes Fluttershy cry! What could go wrong?

Meh, ignore her and continue walking...

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

Oh well, you could use some fresh air, you decide as you walk out through the door and out into the world beyond! What adventures will await you today? What secret will you unravel by being somewhere just in the nick of time? When standing outside the door, while smelling the ever-welcoming scent of the outside, your spirit raises significantly and you take a daring step forward, only to feel a breeze grace your legs.

Oh right, pants...

You blush slightly as you run back inside to get the acquired clothing so that you would be a little decent. One cannot adventure without pants, you chastize yourself as you step back outside. Your bitter mood is lifted off your shoulder as the welcoming scent of nature sting your nostrils. After a while, you find yourself walking down a path with no legit reason to do so.

But what is that? You see a square, brown object lying just besides the path. You identify it as being nothing more than a cardboard box. Another question appears in your head. What is a box doing out here? Should you pick it up and take it back home, or should you kick it and play a private little game of soccer?

Let's be a good samaritan and take the box home to pick up the litter in our community~

GAME ON, BOX! LEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIINSSS!

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

Going to Canterlot would have been cool, but you realized that you would have a much bigger chance at finding one of the Mane 6 in Ponyville! You rubbed your hands together in anticipation as you saw the town coming closer and closer. Oh, this was going to be awesome!

As you entered the town, many of the ponies who saw you just rolled their eyes and muttered something you couldn't pick up. A teal unicorn, which you remembered to be Lyra grinned as she saw you, before she was pulled away from the street by Bon Bon.

You could see the tree-top of the library in the distance, on the other side of the town, the Subarcube Corner down the street and finally, the Carousel Boutique on the opposite part of the town from the library.

You bring your right hand up to your chin and rub it. Where should you go now?

To the library!

Sugarcube Corner!

Carousel Boutique. You have to re-load your swag.

START OVER HERE!

You woke up to make yourself ready for another dreadfully boring day. Not much else happened that was worh pointing out. After regretfully pulling yourself out of the bed, you continued to grab the nearest lying shirt. You gave it a quick sniff to feel if it would suffice. It could be worse, you thought as you dragged it over your head and adjusted it accordingly.

After the usual routine of falling asleep again while fully clothed, you yawned loudly and stood up, ready to tackle the day! But what would you do today? You glanced over at the laptop lying next to your bed, then at the door leading to the great outdoors. What would be the most interesting thing to do now?

Disregard proper excercise and fresh air! The internet is calling your name!

Well, you could go outside and take a short walk to make it seem like you're somewhat active, after all...