The Great and Powerful Trixie is a brilliant showmare! But even a great and powerful mare such as herself needs some stallion to help warm her bed. On a particularly cold and lonely night, beggars can't be choosers, and Trixie is left with a single pegasus stallion eager enough to share her caravan for the night.

Unfortunately for her, he'll insist that they wear a condom!

Unfortunately for him, she'll be paying closer attention.

Shameless clopfic without much plot, edited by the Benevolent and Generous Wr3nch and Arowid.

*Sober edit*: Look, I don't know either, ok? I just woke up this morning and this was on fimfiction.

Now with a dramatic reading by StraightToThePointStudio here: https://youtu.be/K85gaaTzUbQ (Holy hell that was quick. This showed up like, 3 hours after I posted this!)