Author's Note
This was no mistake. Please don't hate me. This is meant to look stupid. I'll be surprised if this will be featured.
Matt, Cooper, Ed, and Riley are owned by Scratch21.
The mysterious pony will be revealed in upcoming chapters that might take months to write due this most likely to fail.
Play this video along with the lyrics in this chapter but if you want to see the video with the animation then go ahead [Swearing included be warned]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB2eFQ7wPno&list=RDqB2eFQ7wPno&start_radio=1
Ayleeyuns
Somewhere on Route 375
Rachel, Nevada, USA
September 20th 2019
Somewhere in the Nevada desert, four animals; a lion, deer, rabbit, and fox are fixing 'their' bus as it broke down mid-singing session. The lion smashes the engine only releasing smoke but somehow makes the lights inside of the bus working.
"Come on Matt, it's no use, there's no way were going to make it to raid if we're stuck like this," The Riley said to Matt as she carries the drums off the top of the bus. "I rather- and of course you boys are ignoring me."
"Your reckon it's the battery" Said Ed as Matt tries to turn the keys for the engine to start working.
"OK, If you try like-" Cooper said behind Ed as he points out Matt is turning the keys the wrong way only to be rudely stopped by Matt.
"Just shut up, let me think!" Aggressively Matt growls at Cooper as he might've been wrong too. It's quite unusual to see Matt like this. It's like a predator coming towards there enemy.
"No just try-"
"COME ON YOU FUCKING TWAT"
As the engine immediately roars Matt turns to Cooper only to chuckle.
"Not you 'silly' the freaking Twat Wagon."
"Holy fox you always get me every time mate"
"What are we waiting for, we heading for some aliens for what?" Matt said as he grabs his guitar
As the bus door closes, Matt, Cooper, Ed, and Riley jumped on top of the bus only to test their instruments for the song, Matt, Cooper, and Ed on guitars and Riley on Drums
"ONE TWO THREE FOUR!" Matt screams as the four start off the song with the flag behind them hanging in the background and previous covers of their songs sticked to the Twat Wagon bus.
[Matt]
The city lights
and the desert sun
[Matt and Cooper]
Just take my hand and we'll have some fun
[Matt]
Hello, Nevada
[Matt Cooper and Ed]
I wanna see aliens
[Matt]
The pound of the crash
and the sound of gun
[Matt and Cooper]
But we're too fast
with our Naruto run
[Matt]
Hello, Nevada
[Matt Cooper and Ed]
We're gonna see aliens
[Matt]
I've read the books
and I've seen the movies
There's something strange
and it's speaking to me
We're all just dreamers to the conspiracy
We're charging headfirst to the heart of mystery
[Matt and Cooper]
I've searched the skies but I'm still believing
Do you copy, Houston?
Are you receiving?
The spaceship's leaving
We wanna see aliens
[Matt]
The light-years passed across unknown aeons
[Matt and Cooper]
Can someone please find and tell Tom Delonge?
[Matt]
Hello, Nevada
[Matt Cooper and Ed]
He wants to see aliens
[Matt]
We've all been waiting
[Matt and Cooper]
For this a long time
[Matt]
I've seen them glowing
[Matt and Cooper]
Floating in the sky
[Matt]
But there's no knowing
[Matt and Cooper]
What they've got inside
and what we'll find
with two million idiots storming down the line
[Matt]
Give a sign
I've read the books
and I've seen the movies
There's something strange
and it's speaking to me
We're all just dreamers to the conspiracy
We're charging headfirst to the heart of mystery
[Matt and Cooper]
I've searched the skies but I'm still believing
Do you copy, Houston?
Are you receiving?
The spaceship's leaving
We wanna see aliens
[Matt]
I've read the books
and I've seen the movies
There's something strange
and it's speaking to me
We're all just dreamers to the conspiracy
We're charging headfirst to the heart of mystery
[Matt and Cooper]
I've searched the skies but I'm still believing
Do you copy, Houston?
Are you receiving?
The spaceship's leaving
We wanna see aliens
Yeah, oh-oh
We wanna see aliens
Oh-oh
We're gonna see aliens
As the hours past, the twat wagon finally stopped in the middle of the desert full of two million idiots waiting to storm area 51 in the distance. Every kind of animals showed up, from dogs to elephants and even to mice crowding the twat wagon.
"I thought this 'thing' was a joke?!" Ed yelled at the crowd not paying attention to the deer jumping off the twat wagon.
"Yeah, we might as well get out of here before we're arrested, right Matt?" Riley sighs as he looks to his boyfriend. "And don't correct me at how they're going to arrest all two million of us.
"Your right, might as well leave while we have the chance. All this for nothing, guess we'll break the bad news to our fellow fans on both spotify and twitter.
"Yo, guys there's a UFO with a pony inside of it, it's radically cool." Pointed out Cooper with his binoculars. "And here we thought we had to go back to England for nothing.
"HEY! Give me that, don't even joke-" Matt said as he swated and grabbed the binoculars to give himself a look at the UFO in the sky. "Ok, don't. Move. A. Muscle.
"ALIENS!" A cat screamed as he pointed to the sky only for everyone running for their car and wagons.
"WE'RE DONE FOR!"
"WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG YOU IDIOTS!"
The four band animals quickly started off the twat wagon only for the worst moment for the wagon to break down.
"THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO BUY A NEW ENGINE BEFORE GETTING OUT IN THE DESERT!" Screamed Matt to his fellow scared and hurryful band mates.
Instantly the four band mates are beamed up to the UFO only to quickly be zapped inside along with their twat wagon to an unknown location. Somewhere far away leaving only behind Riley's drum sticks.
"Such noisy animals, how do they talk like us ponies back in Equestria? I must investigate and have the rest of next creatures I zap as test subjects at once." The ponies said as his UFO destroys Area51, surprisingly nobody was in it as most likely the guards and government officials fled the night before in case the two million idiots did storm Area51 and the aliens that are actually most likely fake.
