Chaotic Love Making

In a puff of pink sweet smelling smoke Spike and Eris appeared in the map room without their clothes on.

"Why are we in the map room Er-I mean onee-chan?" asked Spike, catching his slip of the tongue.

"I thought this would be the best place to get it on. Especially if we get the map to turn on, that way we can feel like giants doing it across all of Equestria at once." Eris answered with a smile.

Spike then look down at Eris' cock. Why she had poof in a rooster and some hens he had no idea, but before he could ask he noticed her penis under her udder.

Her rainbow color penis was a strange mix of equine and draconic features. It had the flat head and sheath of an equine's penis, but the ridge spines of a draconic's penis. As well as the natural lube and spicy musk smell of one. It also had three lines of suction cups on the bottom. and it was HUGE!!

What stood out most, however, was it’s size. Even if Eris was Spike's size her dick would be longer and wider then both of his twin dicks combined. But Eris wasn't Spike's size, she was much bigger and so was her Willy, which was the name of the rooster.

"Onee-chan if we are going to do this can you at least rip off the giant chickens?" Spike asked.

"Oh very well. I guess I can just send them back to their coop." Eris said as she proof the chickens away.

"Now how about we get my not so little friend nice and wet, if you know what I mean?" Eris asked with a smile.

Spike knew full well what she meant and he wasn't too happy about it, but got down onto his knees anyway, and slowly put his mouth to her dick. Spike warped his prehensile forked tongue around the huge organ and started to lick, much to his surprise he discovered that Eris member tasted like a mix of cherry and applesauce. Realizing it wasn't as bad as he thought it was he started to lick more.

Eris mmmed as she held Spike’s head with her mismatched claws. "As much I love your tongue work you need to put a little more work into your spit polish." Eris said as she held the back of Spike's head and slam him face first into her udder! Making her chimeric sausage disappear down his throat. Which was how Spike learned that royal dragons don't have gag reflexes.

"I'm so glad Celestia had me take those breathing classes! .....Hey wait a minute." Spike thought as Eris violently rutted his face as he realized how much of an effect Celestia had on his life.

Every time Eris slammed Spike's face into her udder some of her chocolate milk would squirt out Spike’s mouth and drip onto the map table, making it look like Equestria was raining chocolate milk again.

Meanwhile

"Oh yes! Right there! Right the rut there!" Tealove screamed as Big Mac when down on her.

"Mac stop banging your mare and bring those giant chickens in before they drown in the chocolate rain!" Granny Smith screamed from down stairs.

"What?" Both Big Mac and Tealove said as they looked outside to see some giant chickens running around in the chocolate rain.

Back in the map room

"OH SPIKE I'm GOING TO BLOW!" Eris screamed she begin to pull out, only stopping when her penis head was still in Spike's mouth. She grunted as she released a huge thick load of semen right into Spike's mouth. One so big Spike had to started gulping it down as as soon as Eris started to shoot.

"It taste like cinnamon with nutmeg?" Spike thought as he drank the thick white cream.

When Eris was finished she pulled away from Spike's mouth, and was surprised to find that Eris’s cock was still at full mast. "You're still hard?!" Spike asked in surprise.

"I'm a draconequus, d-r-a-c-o-n-equus, in runs in the family." Eris said with a smile.

"...Seven time?" Spike asked knowingly

Eris nodded. "Seven times, which means six more to go. Now how about I fill in a hole?"

Spike gulped. This was the moment he dreaded. Though never let be said that he didn't understand his duties as house alicorn concubine. So he slowly began to turn around, only to be stopped by Eris pulling him up and turning him around to face her.

"We'll get to that one later, right now I think I'll try the front one." Eris said

"Front one? But I don't have a front one." Spike questioned as he looked down at his dicks.

"Sure you do, in fact you have two."Eris said as she grabbed Spike's top dick with her claw, and grabbed her own dick with her talon as she line them up.

It was then that Spike realized what she was talking about, and that sleeping with a chimeric hermaphroditic draconic horse chaos goddess was going to be stranger than even he had thought.

"Trust me, this is going to be like nothing you have ever experienced before." Eris said as she began to slowly slid her much larger penis into Spike's top urethra. The sight was odd as it seemed the larger penis was just disappearing into the smaller one tip as if my magic, but as odd as it was to see it to feel it was odder.

"I can feel the spines and suckers making their way into my penis!" Spike yelled.

"So can I, now how do you like it?" Eris asked as she finally somehow bottom out inside Spike's dick. Even getting the sheath in there.

"I don't know, it isn't painful but it isn't like anything I have ever felt. It’s just odd." Spike answered.

"Well let's see if you it like more once I show what I’ve really got here." Eris said as she started to hump.

Eris started off slowly, pulling out until only her tip was inside before pushing back in. Yet with every thrust she got faster and faster until soon she was rapidly humping away at Spike top pee hole.

"Oh Spike! I hope you're ready because I think I'm going to, I'm going to-OH FAUST!" Eris scream as she hilted herself in Spike's dick in one final thrust, and started shooting thick ropes of her semen deep into Spike. Spike he too was shooting his seed but from his lower penis. Hr was shooting Eris seed as well since far more seed then he normally made came cumming out of his bottom dick and flooding the map below as it was raining sperm on Fillydelphia!

Meanwhile

"Spike got Princess Luna Pregos?! Oh, I hope can get him to me see the little burble of joy once they are born!" Mina shouted as she read a newspaper on her way to her comic shop.

"Is it starting to rain? The paper didn't say there was rain scheduled for toda-IS THIS SEMEN?!" The young dragoness shouted as she realized that the raindrops coming down weren't made of water.

Back At The Castle

Finally Eris removed her dick from Spike's, however this only led to some more of their sperm mix dipping from them onto the table.

By Celestia's giant ass! I think I found a way of being rutted even more humiliating then getting rutted up the ass!" Spike thought as the cum stopped coming.

"Now before I get to the bottom hole I think we should try this little trick that only I can do. It is a real mindrut." Eris said as she eyed Spike

"Sure, sounds good." Spike said, "It has to be better than getting my ass stuffed." He thought.

"In that case just sit down and hold still." Eris said.

Spike did as he was asked and sat down on the map table while walking over to the side of him. Eris then shrunk a bit while keeping her penis the same size. Shrinking just enough that her dick was now at eye level with Spike.

"Now let's see where is it? This is so much easier with Fluttershy, or anypony really. Ah, here it is." Eris said as she seemed to look at Spike right ear frill.

"Onee-chan what are you doinnnnn-" Spike tried to say right as Eris stuck her huge penis into his ear!

Yes, somehow thanks to her chaos magic Eris was able to flawlessly and harmlessly insert her giant penis right into Spike's ear and into his mind to literally mindrut him! And the strangest part of all of this wasn't that she was able to do this, nor was it the fact that Spike’s ear didn't change size for this, but that Eris’s giant penis wasn't coming out the other ear. Somehow her whole giant dick was fitting perfectly into Spike's head.

"Oh yes! Think dirty thoughts Spike!" Eris said as she started to hump away at Spike's ideas; her udder hitting the top of Spike's head as chocolate milk squirted all over his head and dripped down the rest of him.

Spike’s mind could only go blank as his thoughts were literally filled with Eris' dick. All he could think about was Eris's giant penis being used on him in every way possible as she humped away at his brain.

Eris thrust and humped at Spike’s thoughts and ideas, "I think I'm in so deep I’m hitting your primal instincts! I can feel your primal need to breed warping around my dick! Oh don't worry Spike you'll have penalty of chances to sow your seeds in me after I'm done doing the same to you! In fact I think I have a seed of an idea for you!" Eris shouted as she fully halted herself into Spike's head and started to fill his mind with her thick creamily chaos seed.

With that the Chimeric Draconic Equine Hermaphroditic Chaotic Deity filling his mind with her divine draconequus seed Spike's twins started to shoot his own thick jelly like seed all over the map table.

"I haven't had this much fun since that femme night at Maccadam's Old Oil House where Vector Prime got drunk and started stripping his plates off. Oh colt, does that old bot know how to treat a goddess." Eris said as she removed her dick from Spike’s head and returned to her full size.

"So my dragon whelp toy are you ready for me to fill those cute little buns of yours?" Eris asked a still blank eyed Spike.

"Oopsie, I forgot it takes a few minutes before your mind goes back to normal. Here let me just remove that cum from your skull space. That should help you recover faster. I hope at least, it took Fluttershy a whole hour the first time I did that to her." Eris said as she proofed the semen out of Spike's head, only to proof it right above his head where it fell down and covered him with even more goddess fluids.

Eris then laid Spike face down with his head over the edge of the table,"I may as well get to work frosting your buns." Eris said as spread Spike's legs.

"Now to just make sure you're good and ready down there." Eris said as pushed Spike's tail out of the way.

She then spread his cheeks and starting rimming him. While he was now familiar with the act thanks to the alicorns sisters, the feelings of having tongue up his ass seemed to help clear Spike's mind a bit as he started to moan and slowly begin to move a little.

"It seems the buns are ready, now here cums the frosting!" Eris shouts as she slowly impaled Spike's bum on her large friend.

"Oh Spike, I have sampled a few derrieres in my day, but yours is just on a whole other level. It is even better then Fluttershy's. No wonder those alicorns seem so obsessed with your bottom. It is just a pity they can't enjoy it the way I can, maybe I should help them out with that later." Eris said as fully hilted herself into Spike's butt.

Eris took a moment to enjoy the feel of her living dragon onahole before she began to thrust. And thrust she did; starting off much faster and rougher than she did with any of Spike other holes. Soon was going at full speed without signs of slowing down.

"Oh my head, that was the strang-Wait what’s going on?" Spike said as his mind finally recovered, helped by having his ass filled with divine pride.

"I'm ass rutting you!" Eris happily said as she continued her work.

"Oh great. I wake up to having my ass pounded again! Why are so many mares into putting things up my ass? Uh, at least her dick does feel better than the rubber and plastic that normally gets shoved up there." Spike said as he felt the spines of Eris' cock tick insides while her suckers grab and pulled at his walls.

"So this is what it’s like to have a spiny cock up your ass." Spike said as Eris humped away at him.

"Yes! Great isn't it?!" Eris shouted as she hampered away at his tail-hole

It greatly hurt Spike's male pride and made him feel humiliated him that he couldn't say she was wrong. Of course as the owner of two spiny penises himself he took a bit of pride in the fact that every mare seemed to agree spiny peins’s were better than smooth ones.

"Oh Spike! I think your drakepussy is about to make me-OH YES!" Eris shouted as she showed Spike what it was like to take giant cum shot right up the back door. One so big that when it began to mix in Spike’s stomach with the one she shot down his throat as his belly started to expand.

"It is a shame that the alicorn sisters aren't here for this. I bet they would love to eat this cream pie I made." Eris said as she pulled out of Spike.

"I'm glad they aren't, my ass is sore enough already and I don't need them to try and outdo you in rutting." Spike said

"Oooh, there’s an idea. Maybe we should schedule a play date to try that. But for now sense I'm having fun ravaging your holes how about you repay the favor." Eris said as proof onto the table in front of Spike.

Meanwhile Pinpick had just finished grabbed the plots of Moonlight Raven and Sunshine Smiles; who where are now holding him down and taking turns punching him in the balls as hard as they could. But this has nothing to do with the story so let's leave the future gelding to his fate.

"Okay so after Cadence and Shiny Bottom does their thing with Spike we will see about sending him to the dragon lands with Twilight to collect information for the new Draconomicom before we send him t-Wait my alicorn sense is going off! Something big is about to happen!" Celestia said at the table with the other mares in house alicorn. Minus about four of them that is.

"Your sense went off too? I wonder if it has anything to do with the ticker in my puffy pump pink pony pussy? That’s normally a sign that somepony I know is about to get preggos!" Pinkie said in her normally cheerful tone.

"Your Pinkie's sense can tell if somepony is about to get pregnant? Then how come it didn't go off for us?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"It probably did but the ticker is in my ppppp so it feels the same as when I'm playing with it or somepony else is. So it can be a bit hard to tell sometimes." Pinkie said

"So Pinkie's sense is telling you that some creature you know is about to be impregnate right where Celestia just sensed something big is about to happen?" Twilight asked.

"I wonder if this has something to do with Eris and Spike time together?" Fluttershy asked,

Suddenly Raven Inkwell burst into the room.

"Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you but we are getting reports of chocolate milk and what seems to be semen raining across Equestria." She then escorted the group out of the room to show them as they all awkwardly looked at each other.