Chaotic Love Making

"Wow, we really made a mess here." Spike said as he finish clearing himself with a towel Eris proof up.

"Oh but was worth wouldn't you say?" Eris said as she used her magic to clear up her and Spike's fluids from the map table and herself.

"Well I guess did have fun in the end." Spike said

"Don't you mean fun with my end?" Eris joked which cause her and Spike to giggle, until Spike stopped.

Spike grab his belly and started to groan in pain.

"Spike? Spike what wrong?" Eris said with deep concerned in her voice but Spike couldn't answer her. All he could was groan louder in pain, and then belly started to glow.

Meanwhile Celestia and the other mares enter the Friendship Castle

"So how are we going to bring up the fact that Eris and Spike cause it to rain their love juices across Equestria?" Luna asked as they enter.

"I know Spike isn't going to be to happy about that for one." Twilight said

"Who knows, maybe we will get lucky and a few royal dragons will be made from this?" Cadence added in

"I'm still wondering what that feeling I got ppppp was about?" Pinkie said

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What was that?!" Rainbow shouted after hearing that scream ring out.

"It sounded like Eris!" Fluttershy shouted as flew off to the map room follow closely by all the other mares.

The group of mares bust into the map to find a nude Eris with her back facing them, and a nude Spike laying on the map table with what look like some kind broken pots shards around his legs.

"Eris, Spike what happen?!" Celestia scream in worried.

"I'm, I'm, I'm...I'M A DADDY!" Eris shouted in joy as sh turn around showing off both her crying smiling face, and the two newly hatched babies in her arms

For a moment the only that could be heard was that of all the mares in the room jaws hitting the floor.

"I'm sorry, WHAT?!" Luna shouted

"You, you did it with Spike and have already give birth?!" Twilight said not believing what she was seeing.

"Oh I wasn't the one give birth to our darling little inbreed foals." Eris answer as look down on her new little godlings.

"No, no she wasn't." Spike groan as he put himself and bush the egg shells away from around his legs.

"Spike look our little incest foals! Come darlings say hi to mommy!" Eris Said as she pass her newly hatch foals to their dam.

Spike took both of his foals and got a good look at them, one was his first born son. Brown royal dragon with a black underbelly and head frilled and Eris' eyes. Eyes that were looking up at him in wonder as the hatchling was sucking on his tail. The other was a Spike first born..daughter(?) maybe? It was kind of hard to tell as the little draconequus clearly had the same genitals as Eris had. However despite being being a draconequus she look more like Spike as she had the same colors he did. And his draconequus was looking up with a big bright fangless smile.

Seeing his first little ones in his arms for the first time filled Spike with feelings the strength he had never felt before in his life! Happiness unlike any he had ever felt before, pride that he couldn't put words too, the desire to hunt down and brutally slay every large predator in a hundred mile radius! Which may have done if he had feelings in his legs right now.

"I'm a daddy!" Spike cried as tears rolled down his face

"I thought you were the mommy! Now let mama Pinkie she her herd foals." Pinkie said as she and all the other mares ran to the table to see the newest little members of house alicorn.

"Well Eris it seems you can be a parent after all!" Cadence said with a smile.

"I KNOW! Who knew all I had to do was knock up my little brother! Oh wait I have to check something!" Eris said said as she proof up a screen.

"Wait brother?! WHAT?" Spike shouted as look up to Eris as well all the other mares who now had very confuse looks on their face.

"EEEEEEEEEE! I'M PREGNANT TOO?! SPIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE EVEN MORE INCEST BABIES!" Eris shouted with joy as she show a picture on the screen which shown egg cell being fertilized by purple sperm with spade tails.

"Eris I know you are happy right now and we don't want to take that away from ya but why do ya keep saying ya youngins here are inbred " Applejack ask as she took her herd son from Spike to hold him herself.

"And why are calling Spike, my little brother your little brother?" Twilight ask as she pick up her new herd daughter(?)

"So moonbutt and sunbutt never told any of you origins did they?" Eris ask, which cause Celestia and Luna to blush and look away from the others.

"Well I guess I better fix that right now and right here. You see it all started with the Queen of Dream Valley, Queen Majesty." Eris explain

"That is my dam name." Spike said as color started to slowly drain from his face.

"At this point in time she had few sons but no daughters in which to pass down her crown too. So started to think about making a new heir but not just any heir, you see at this point her only pony kid was her son Lucky who was an earth pony. And she didn't what an earth pony to be the next queen, she wanted something more powerful, she wanted an alicorn. However the more she thought of how to make an alicorn the more she started to wonder why she so just setting on a normal alicorn when she was able to make the royal dragons." Eris explained

"She wanted to make a pony more powerful then an alicorn? Is that even a thing?" Cadence asked highly confuse

"She knew that alicorns were made of the combine magic from all pony tribes put in one pony but she also knew ponies won't the only creatures with magic. So she wonder why she couldn't add some dragon magic in there as well, after all she did just learn how Grogar was able to combine creatures to make monsters. So she took samples of magic from powerful mares of each tribe except for unicorns as she plan to use herself for that, and she had samples taken from drakes of every kind except fire stratodons as she planed to use her favorite royal dragon for that, Spike." Eris explain.

"That was my sire name." Spike said as snuggle not to accepted what his mind was telling was true.

"So a long and hard round of rutting foal making style she filled her own seed soak womb with all the magic samples she had and cast the chimeric spell she stole from Grogar. However instead of making the little divine alicorn mare princess she wanted she made the little divine chimeric draconic alicorn hermaphroditic hybrid you all now know as me!" Eris said with a smile

For a moment Spike and his wives were in stud silent, except for Pinkie playing with her new herd kids. But then Twilight spoke"So Spike dam was your mother."

"No." Spike said

"Eeyup." Eris answer.

'And Spike sire was your father." Rarity said

"Oh please no." Spike said.

"That two for two." Eris answer again

"So that would mean..." Applejack said

"Oh by the holy names of the All-Grandmother Bonnie Zacherle creator of us all, All-Mother Lauren Faust master of fate, The holy Prophet Hasbro, the blessed All-Dam Pretty Pony first of pony kind, and all gods both new and old as listed in the divine text of DHX please tell I didn't with own flesh and blood." Spike prayed.

"JUST CALL ME ONEE-CHAN!" Eris shouted as proof on a school filly outfit.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Spike shouted