Chaotic Love Making

by Claws And Hooves

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Sex, Main 6, Profanity, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, My Little Pony Comic, Anthro, Porn, Fetish, Spike, Comedy
Length: 7559

Spike does his job as a concubine of House Alicorn to Eris

Because Eris doesn't know if she can or can't have children she has been nervous about using House Alicorn concubine Spike, even though as a member of House Alicorn is her right. But after a little talk with her friends she decides it is time to make her move on the dragon.

Warning: Rule 63 Discord so things are going to get weird.

Edited by ShadowSpider

Published 2019-11-12 04:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-11 22:21:06 UTC

Chaotic

Spike was busy making himself a rainbow quartz sandwich on a quiet day alone at home. Six of his eight wives were called to Canterlot castle for some reason while Starlight and Trixie help were doing something with the students. Of course the fact that all eight of them told Spike to just stay at home told him they were either planning something or already had something planned for him, but that was something for future Spike.

It had only been a few days sense Celestia made the big announcement that she, Luna, and all of Spike's wives were impregnation by Spike and things had been a bit busy since then. Reporters wanting to talk to them, nobles wanting to talk them, family finding out and freaking out. Then there was anti-dragon protesters who came by the castle. Lucky all it took was for Spike to growth to giant size to chase them away, but still. He’s rather not have to deal with his problems using intimidation. To top of all he still had to get ready for some kind of apple family tradition where he had to plow a bunch of apple pots for some reason. So yeah, a little bit of quiet time was something he really needed.

"Let's see, where is that jelly?" Spike said while rummaging through the pantry .

"May I suggest some durian jam instead? I find it goes so well with rainbow quartz."

“Oh, thanks for the tip E…” Spike blinked. He pulled his head from the pantry and turned around to see the draconequus of chaos behind him.

Eris was a giant compared to most other creatures, easily taller than even Princess Celestia, which meant she was of normal height for a dragoness. Of course she was not built like Celestia in anyway. While Celestia was the very definition of the world thicc Eris on the other hoof had a long noodle like body, almost like that of snake standing upright. She also had three small breasts, like a dragoness, an udder like a minotaur right above her crotch, and a short black mane which really made her thick white eyebrows stand out, and -

"I think they get it! So can we stop describing my beautiful body and get back to the story! I'm already beginning to get a woody and I don't mean the doll." Eris shouted

"What?" Spike said very confused.

"Oh never mind that, now, how is my favorite fun size dragon doing today?" Eris asked.

Spike shrugged. "Just enjoying a quiet day at home while I can. When the foals get here I don't think I'll have to many days like this for a while, especially with as many as we're going to have."

"So your waifus told you about our little talk huh?" Eris said as she proofed up some body pillows of Spike's wives.

"Yeah Twilight has been trying to put some plans together involving how many foals we're going to have. So what brings you here anyway?" Despite being a creature of chaos it was actually rare for Eris to pop into a place without wanting something. Though what she wanted was often random.

"Well while you were busy knocking up the wonderbolts. Me and the fillies were having a little talk about why I haven't taken our little draconic sex toy out for spin yet. And after a little talk with them I decided it is time to make full use of my tiny concubine." Eris said with a smile.

Spike has been dreading this moment, knowing full well it was coming and there would likely be little he could about it. Well, little he would actually do about because he couldn't bring himself to say no to a mare about something like this, especially one who was in for the pleasure rather than because she’s been ordered by Celestia. Maybe it was because of the breed of dragon he was, or maybe it has to do with the fact he was secretly raised to be the ultimate concubine by Celestia.. Either way the willingness to breed any who asked was part of him.

Of course what really bothered Spike is the whole reason why he was dreading this moment was because Eris had a penis. As proud penis owner himself Spike knew full well how creatures with fully working penis loved to use them. Especially when they had a monster of a dick like Eris did. Sure Celestia and Luna had put plenty of things up his ass, and he had rutted stallions before, but Spike had never taken a real dick. And he wasn't looking forward to the day he took his first one.

"So what took you so long?" Spike asked, hoping to drag out the time a little bit before his buns were frosted.

"A few things really, one of which being that make when I was raised a mare that had to pay the mothers of the stallion she wanted to rut. Especially if she was going to keep him as her own." Eris said

"Well that isn't normally done now days. So you're in the clear there." Spike said

At Spike's Parents House

"Honey, why are their bags of bits in the living room?" Night Light asked.

"Eris came by to pay for Spike." Twilight Velvet answer

"Really? I thought Princess Celestia already paid for him." Night Light said

"She did, but I guess Eris just wanted to make sure." Twilight Velvet explained.

"Wow, we earn a lot more with Spike then we did with Shinning Armor. If our new one is a colt do you think we can even get more for them?" Night Light ask

"Hmm, Maybe? I mean we are three for three in terms of raising children that become royal heroes so I bet royals and nobles from all over the world will be wanting to add this one to their herds if it is another colt." Twilight Velvet answered.

Back at the friendship castle

"Kind of wish somepony told me that before, oh well, too late now I guess. So are you ready for our love making or should I set the mood?" Eris said as she proof a heart shaped pink bed into existence, then poof off her clothes.

Spike took one look at the monster that Eris had for dick. He knew full well that no mood would help get him ready to take that but he also knew what his answer would be."I'm as ready as I'll ever be."

"Wonderful! Oh Spike one thing, make sure to address me as onee-chan." Eris said with a lusty smile.

Meanwhile Ponyville local prev Pinprick was trying and failing to get into the pants of visiting unicorns mares Moonlight Raven and Sunshine Smiles. But that has nothing to do with us so to Canterlot Castle we go!

"So High Winds wants to know if I could get her an updated Draconomicon, and since Spike knocked her up, I figured the least I could do was ask you about it." Rainbow Dash said to her herd sisters as they waited for Cadence to show up.

"Now that you mention it would be a great idea to make an updated Draconmicon. Especially sense Spike disproved most of the theories in the old one the day he was hatch." Twilight said

"And sense there is going to be so many mares with little whelps on the way it would make sense for them to know a few things about dragons." Applejack added.

"Yes, yes, we can talk about making this book later. Right now I want to hear more about how Spike bred all of the wonderbolts." Luna said

It was then that Cadence entered.

"Sorry I'm late, Flurry Heart needed a new diaper." Cadence said

"Well now that we are all hear we can talk about our plans to explain the royal dragon breeding program to other kingdoms." Celestia said

Love

In a puff of pink sweet smelling smoke Spike and Eris appeared in the map room without their clothes on.

"Why are we in the map room Er-I mean onee-chan?" asked Spike, catching his slip of the tongue.

"I thought this would be the best place to get it on. Especially if we get the map to turn on, that way we can feel like giants doing it across all of Equestria at once." Eris answered with a smile.

Spike then look down at Eris' cock. Why she had poof in a rooster and some hens he had no idea, but before he could ask he noticed her penis under her udder.

Her rainbow color penis was a strange mix of equine and draconic features. It had the flat head and sheath of an equine's penis, but the ridge spines of a draconic's penis. As well as the natural lube and spicy musk smell of one. It also had three lines of suction cups on the bottom. and it was HUGE!!

What stood out most, however, was it’s size. Even if Eris was Spike's size her dick would be longer and wider then both of his twin dicks combined. But Eris wasn't Spike's size, she was much bigger and so was her Willy, which was the name of the rooster.

"Onee-chan if we are going to do this can you at least rip off the giant chickens?" Spike asked.

"Oh very well. I guess I can just send them back to their coop." Eris said as she proof the chickens away.

"Now how about we get my not so little friend nice and wet, if you know what I mean?" Eris asked with a smile.

Spike knew full well what she meant and he wasn't too happy about it, but got down onto his knees anyway, and slowly put his mouth to her dick. Spike warped his prehensile forked tongue around the huge organ and started to lick, much to his surprise he discovered that Eris member tasted like a mix of cherry and applesauce. Realizing it wasn't as bad as he thought it was he started to lick more.

Eris mmmed as she held Spike’s head with her mismatched claws. "As much I love your tongue work you need to put a little more work into your spit polish." Eris said as she held the back of Spike's head and slam him face first into her udder! Making her chimeric sausage disappear down his throat. Which was how Spike learned that royal dragons don't have gag reflexes.

"I'm so glad Celestia had me take those breathing classes! .....Hey wait a minute." Spike thought as Eris violently rutted his face as he realized how much of an effect Celestia had on his life.

Every time Eris slammed Spike's face into her udder some of her chocolate milk would squirt out Spike’s mouth and drip onto the map table, making it look like Equestria was raining chocolate milk again.

Meanwhile

"Oh yes! Right there! Right the rut there!" Tealove screamed as Big Mac when down on her.

"Mac stop banging your mare and bring those giant chickens in before they drown in the chocolate rain!" Granny Smith screamed from down stairs.

"What?" Both Big Mac and Tealove said as they looked outside to see some giant chickens running around in the chocolate rain.

Back in the map room

"OH SPIKE I'm GOING TO BLOW!" Eris screamed she begin to pull out, only stopping when her penis head was still in Spike's mouth. She grunted as she released a huge thick load of semen right into Spike's mouth. One so big Spike had to started gulping it down as as soon as Eris started to shoot.

"It taste like cinnamon with nutmeg?" Spike thought as he drank the thick white cream.

When Eris was finished she pulled away from Spike's mouth, and was surprised to find that Eris’s cock was still at full mast. "You're still hard?!" Spike asked in surprise.

"I'm a draconequus, d-r-a-c-o-n-equus, in runs in the family." Eris said with a smile.

"...Seven time?" Spike asked knowingly

Eris nodded. "Seven times, which means six more to go. Now how about I fill in a hole?"

Spike gulped. This was the moment he dreaded. Though never let be said that he didn't understand his duties as house alicorn concubine. So he slowly began to turn around, only to be stopped by Eris pulling him up and turning him around to face her.

"We'll get to that one later, right now I think I'll try the front one." Eris said

"Front one? But I don't have a front one." Spike questioned as he looked down at his dicks.

"Sure you do, in fact you have two."Eris said as she grabbed Spike's top dick with her claw, and grabbed her own dick with her talon as she line them up.

It was then that Spike realized what she was talking about, and that sleeping with a chimeric hermaphroditic draconic horse chaos goddess was going to be stranger than even he had thought.

"Trust me, this is going to be like nothing you have ever experienced before." Eris said as she began to slowly slid her much larger penis into Spike's top urethra. The sight was odd as it seemed the larger penis was just disappearing into the smaller one tip as if my magic, but as odd as it was to see it to feel it was odder.

"I can feel the spines and suckers making their way into my penis!" Spike yelled.

"So can I, now how do you like it?" Eris asked as she finally somehow bottom out inside Spike's dick. Even getting the sheath in there.

"I don't know, it isn't painful but it isn't like anything I have ever felt. It’s just odd." Spike answered.

"Well let's see if you it like more once I show what I’ve really got here." Eris said as she started to hump.

Eris started off slowly, pulling out until only her tip was inside before pushing back in. Yet with every thrust she got faster and faster until soon she was rapidly humping away at Spike top pee hole.

"Oh Spike! I hope you're ready because I think I'm going to, I'm going to-OH FAUST!" Eris scream as she hilted herself in Spike's dick in one final thrust, and started shooting thick ropes of her semen deep into Spike. Spike he too was shooting his seed but from his lower penis. Hr was shooting Eris seed as well since far more seed then he normally made came cumming out of his bottom dick and flooding the map below as it was raining sperm on Fillydelphia!

Meanwhile

"Spike got Princess Luna Pregos?! Oh, I hope can get him to me see the little burble of joy once they are born!" Mina shouted as she read a newspaper on her way to her comic shop.

"Is it starting to rain? The paper didn't say there was rain scheduled for toda-IS THIS SEMEN?!" The young dragoness shouted as she realized that the raindrops coming down weren't made of water.

Back At The Castle

Finally Eris removed her dick from Spike's, however this only led to some more of their sperm mix dipping from them onto the table.

By Celestia's giant ass! I think I found a way of being rutted even more humiliating then getting rutted up the ass!" Spike thought as the cum stopped coming.

"Now before I get to the bottom hole I think we should try this little trick that only I can do. It is a real mindrut." Eris said as she eyed Spike

"Sure, sounds good." Spike said, "It has to be better than getting my ass stuffed." He thought.

"In that case just sit down and hold still." Eris said.

Spike did as he was asked and sat down on the map table while walking over to the side of him. Eris then shrunk a bit while keeping her penis the same size. Shrinking just enough that her dick was now at eye level with Spike.

"Now let's see where is it? This is so much easier with Fluttershy, or anypony really. Ah, here it is." Eris said as she seemed to look at Spike right ear frill.

"Onee-chan what are you doinnnnn-" Spike tried to say right as Eris stuck her huge penis into his ear!

Yes, somehow thanks to her chaos magic Eris was able to flawlessly and harmlessly insert her giant penis right into Spike's ear and into his mind to literally mindrut him! And the strangest part of all of this wasn't that she was able to do this, nor was it the fact that Spike’s ear didn't change size for this, but that Eris’s giant penis wasn't coming out the other ear. Somehow her whole giant dick was fitting perfectly into Spike's head.

"Oh yes! Think dirty thoughts Spike!" Eris said as she started to hump away at Spike's ideas; her udder hitting the top of Spike's head as chocolate milk squirted all over his head and dripped down the rest of him.

Spike’s mind could only go blank as his thoughts were literally filled with Eris' dick. All he could think about was Eris's giant penis being used on him in every way possible as she humped away at his brain.

Eris thrust and humped at Spike’s thoughts and ideas, "I think I'm in so deep I’m hitting your primal instincts! I can feel your primal need to breed warping around my dick! Oh don't worry Spike you'll have penalty of chances to sow your seeds in me after I'm done doing the same to you! In fact I think I have a seed of an idea for you!" Eris shouted as she fully halted herself into Spike's head and started to fill his mind with her thick creamily chaos seed.

With that the Chimeric Draconic Equine Hermaphroditic Chaotic Deity filling his mind with her divine draconequus seed Spike's twins started to shoot his own thick jelly like seed all over the map table.

"I haven't had this much fun since that femme night at Maccadam's Old Oil House where Vector Prime got drunk and started stripping his plates off. Oh colt, does that old bot know how to treat a goddess." Eris said as she removed her dick from Spike’s head and returned to her full size.

"So my dragon whelp toy are you ready for me to fill those cute little buns of yours?" Eris asked a still blank eyed Spike.

"Oopsie, I forgot it takes a few minutes before your mind goes back to normal. Here let me just remove that cum from your skull space. That should help you recover faster. I hope at least, it took Fluttershy a whole hour the first time I did that to her." Eris said as she proofed the semen out of Spike's head, only to proof it right above his head where it fell down and covered him with even more goddess fluids.

Eris then laid Spike face down with his head over the edge of the table,"I may as well get to work frosting your buns." Eris said as spread Spike's legs.

"Now to just make sure you're good and ready down there." Eris said as pushed Spike's tail out of the way.

She then spread his cheeks and starting rimming him. While he was now familiar with the act thanks to the alicorns sisters, the feelings of having tongue up his ass seemed to help clear Spike's mind a bit as he started to moan and slowly begin to move a little.

"It seems the buns are ready, now here cums the frosting!" Eris shouts as she slowly impaled Spike's bum on her large friend.

"Oh Spike, I have sampled a few derrieres in my day, but yours is just on a whole other level. It is even better then Fluttershy's. No wonder those alicorns seem so obsessed with your bottom. It is just a pity they can't enjoy it the way I can, maybe I should help them out with that later." Eris said as fully hilted herself into Spike's butt.

Eris took a moment to enjoy the feel of her living dragon onahole before she began to thrust. And thrust she did; starting off much faster and rougher than she did with any of Spike other holes. Soon was going at full speed without signs of slowing down.

"Oh my head, that was the strang-Wait what’s going on?" Spike said as his mind finally recovered, helped by having his ass filled with divine pride.

"I'm ass rutting you!" Eris happily said as she continued her work.

"Oh great. I wake up to having my ass pounded again! Why are so many mares into putting things up my ass? Uh, at least her dick does feel better than the rubber and plastic that normally gets shoved up there." Spike said as he felt the spines of Eris' cock tick insides while her suckers grab and pulled at his walls.

"So this is what it’s like to have a spiny cock up your ass." Spike said as Eris humped away at him.

"Yes! Great isn't it?!" Eris shouted as she hampered away at his tail-hole

It greatly hurt Spike's male pride and made him feel humiliated him that he couldn't say she was wrong. Of course as the owner of two spiny penises himself he took a bit of pride in the fact that every mare seemed to agree spiny peins’s were better than smooth ones.

"Oh Spike! I think your drakepussy is about to make me-OH YES!" Eris shouted as she showed Spike what it was like to take giant cum shot right up the back door. One so big that when it began to mix in Spike’s stomach with the one she shot down his throat as his belly started to expand.

"It is a shame that the alicorn sisters aren't here for this. I bet they would love to eat this cream pie I made." Eris said as she pulled out of Spike.

"I'm glad they aren't, my ass is sore enough already and I don't need them to try and outdo you in rutting." Spike said

"Oooh, there’s an idea. Maybe we should schedule a play date to try that. But for now sense I'm having fun ravaging your holes how about you repay the favor." Eris said as proof onto the table in front of Spike.

Meanwhile Pinpick had just finished grabbed the plots of Moonlight Raven and Sunshine Smiles; who where are now holding him down and taking turns punching him in the balls as hard as they could. But this has nothing to do with the story so let's leave the future gelding to his fate.

"Okay so after Cadence and Shiny Bottom does their thing with Spike we will see about sending him to the dragon lands with Twilight to collect information for the new Draconomicom before we send him t-Wait my alicorn sense is going off! Something big is about to happen!" Celestia said at the table with the other mares in house alicorn. Minus about four of them that is.

"Your sense went off too? I wonder if it has anything to do with the ticker in my puffy pump pink pony pussy? That’s normally a sign that somepony I know is about to get preggos!" Pinkie said in her normally cheerful tone.

"Your Pinkie's sense can tell if somepony is about to get pregnant? Then how come it didn't go off for us?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"It probably did but the ticker is in my ppppp so it feels the same as when I'm playing with it or somepony else is. So it can be a bit hard to tell sometimes." Pinkie said

"So Pinkie's sense is telling you that some creature you know is about to be impregnate right where Celestia just sensed something big is about to happen?" Twilight asked.

"I wonder if this has something to do with Eris and Spike time together?" Fluttershy asked,

Suddenly Raven Inkwell burst into the room.

"Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you but we are getting reports of chocolate milk and what seems to be semen raining across Equestria." She then escorted the group out of the room to show them as they all awkwardly looked at each other.

Making

Spike took a look at the draconequus on the table, he was more then ready to give her the ravaging she had ask for. And he knew just where to start with her.

"How about I get a return for the blowie from earlier?" Spike said with a predatory smile.

"A good old fashion face rutting? Sounds like fun!" Eris said as laid fully down on the table and open her mouth. Fully allow the semen and milk cover Spike full access to it.

"Lets see how well her face takes be face rutted." Spike thought as he line up his bottom cock with Eris mouth. Only for Eris to stick out her long tongue and warp it around both of Spike's twins.

In one instant Eris pulled Spike's cocks fully into her mouth with one movement.

"By the holy prophet Hasbro!" Spike shouted as he experience a blow job like none he has ever had before.

Eris not only was able to take all of his dicks in one go but she was warp her tongue around both of them individuality and then warp them together as whole while she sucked on them.

Spike found himself unable to move as Eris massage both of his twins with her tongue at once. However his pistoning moving dicks were going, each trying to go further down Eris' long throat while her tongue work them over. Try as he may Spike couldn't hold for long before he painted Eris' mouth with his draconic mayonnaise.

It was only when the last of his seed had left his double dragons that Eris release her grip on them.

"Mmm, I think this would make a lovely cake frosting. We should try it sometime." Eris said licking her lips.

"I think Pinkie would happily help you there." Spike said with a laugh.

"I'll have to ask her about that later, but for now what is next on the agenda?" Eris ask with a smile.

"Well after what you did to my top Little Spike I think it is only far that I do the same to your Little Eris." Spike answer.

"That has to be the first time anycreature call him little but if you want to give my special trick a try then go ahead. And feel free to use both in mine as I can take it." Eris said

Spike Climbs on to the map while Eris stands up, after standing face to face with each other the difference became a clear problem to Spike's plan. Eris only giggle and shrunk down enough for Spike plan humping.

"Now lets see how you like your little trick." Spike said as grab Eris' penis and slowly implared it with his own twins. As Spike double penises enter Eris' urethra he realize something.

"This doesn't feel to different from entering a mare pussy. It is just tighter and I can't feel any muscles clamping down." Spike said as hilt himself in Eris.

"Maybe not, but it is so much fun knowing I can rut and get rut in a way no other mare can without my help." Eris said with big smile, clearly enjoying Spike within her.

Spike held Eris penis as begin to thrust in and out of it, much like an onahole. An onahole that he was jerking off while he was rutting.

"Ohhh YESSS!! Thoses spines of yours feel so fine!' Eris moan out as Spike used her pee hole as a rut hole.

Spike could feel how close he was so with one final thrust he buried deep with in Eris' divine dick and filled it his draconic seed just as Eris shot her chimeric seed. A seed that never left her tool as it Spike's right with her dick causing none to come out. That is until Spike remove his dick once he was finish, then some of it mix with his did leak out.

"Well that was different." said Spike

"And that why I like it, but if I'm counting right you have two shots left and I have two holes you haven't use." Eris said

"And if you would just lay down, I'll make sure to get them both warm up." Spike said

Eris grew to her normal size and laid down on the map table, Spike followed suit and bought his claws to to her undercarriage. Spike started off slowly with his finger play, gently going over her already wet lower lips with one claw and doing the same to her star with the other. While one set of fingers were tickling Eris' lower hole the other set were slowly entering her bottom pair of lips, and that when Spike felt something wiggling around his fingers.

"Onee-chan what is this wiggling in your pussy?" Spike ask as he felt the things trying warp around his fingers.

"Oh those are just my vagina tentacles." Eris answer like it was a perfectly normal thing.

"I'm sorry but vagina what now?" Spike ask more confuse then ever.

"Vagina tentacles, you don't know about them? All dragonesses, or half dragonesses in my case, have small tentacles in their vagina to help stimulate a drake penis and get more of their seed in deeper. They are kind of like the spines a drake has on their penis but more wiggly." Eris explain

"...The more I learn about dragons the more I realize how little I know about my own kind. And now I have kids on the way, and at least one them will be a dragon too..... Wow, I really need to learn a lot more about dragons and probably fast." Spike said as the full weight of not knowing how he will teach his kids this stuff hits him.

"You should probably ask Ember to give you some books or something on the subject. And if it helps you have me, I grew with royals dragons as brothers and one as my father, and I am part one myself." Eris said, with Spike fingers inside her.

"Wait you are? How is that possible?" Spike ask

"It because of our mot-I mean I'll tell you later, but for now lets finish what we start okay?" Eris said

"Okay I guess that will work, now I'll just get back to losing you up." Spike said as started to play with both of her holes with his fingers. Tickling her star with one finger, allowing just the tip to enter, while two other enter and played with her lover lips.

And while Spike's finger play seem to be working he soon found that he wanted to see who a dragon horse god taste like. So remove his claws bought his top lips down to meet her bottom ones where he given her a deep Prench kiss, sliding his long deep with her, feeling her tentacles grab at his long organ.

"She taste very strange and complex with a spicy aftertaste." Spike thought as he drank deep from Eris' love cup.

He then remove his tongue and then licked his way down to her bottom hole, where he worm it deep with it her. He wiggle it around inside her for a moment, making sure she was nice loose before removing it.

"Now onee-chan, how about I spent some time working on your backdoor before I move on to the front?" Spike said with a sly smile.

"Planning on trying to get me back for wracking your draconic bum? Well you can try at least." Eris said with smile as she slither down to the edge of the map.

Spike got off the table and got ready to rut Eris' anus, he line up both of his not so little dragons at the entrance to Eris temple of doom, then slowly brought his party inside. The moans Eris were making as Spike slowly push his warriors with it, making sure to let his spines do their work, told him that he must have roll a nat 20.

Once all the way in Spike decided to go a little bit faster on his way and repeated it when he when back in once more. Spike grab both of Eris cheeks, and I don't mean the ones on her face, as he sped. Pounding her divine rear harder and harder with each thrust. And Eris herself got louder and louder with as bum was filled with Spike's royal dragon meat shafts. Finally with one mighty thrust Spike buried himself deep with Eris tiny tight fanny and filled with his cream. Unfortunately for him Eris also shot off her divine foal butter, right into his face! Covering him with even more of her seed.

"Oh Spike! With the way you rut I can see why mom wanted to make so many royal dragons." Eris moan out.

"What now?" Spike ask as clear off some of the chaos sperm from his face.

"Oh nothing to important, but now there something important you have to do."Eris answer with a smile.

"And what might that be?" The semen and milk cover Spike ask.

"Enter my dungeon of chaotic love and planted the incest seed of draconic kind." Eris explain.

"Wait a minute did you just say ince-"

"Just hurry up and get to it, or do you mean to have another go at one of your holes instead?" Eris said

"I'm on it onee-chan!" Spike quickly answer back.

Spike line up his rods of dragon kind to Eris cup of of chimeric love and slowly enter, earning a new sensation he never felted from any mare or jenny before. Eris' pussy tentacles were gently grabbing and massaging his cocks and the spines on them in way he never even dream of. It was almost like hundreds of tiny little tongues were licking him while he was stuffing a tight pussy at once.

"By the holy All-Grandmother Zacherle! Is this what a dragoness pussy is like?!" Spike shouted as bottom out in Eris.

"Drakes may steal princesses but dragoness steal princes, and it looks like both is happening right now princely drake." Eris moan out as Spike's twins pistons start going off.

Despite both them having experience in all kinds of love making ways it clear to them both that this was something new to them both. Spike for all his experience and secret training in pleasing mares could do little but allow his pistoning spiny wiggling dicks do all the work, while Eris with all her godly powers could do nothing but let her tiny tentacles work over Spike as they both moan, and grunted in please made possible by their own anatomies.

They were both unable to even think about bringing any of their skills to bear, only able to get more and more sweaty. Until with one final act Spike fired off seed deep within divine womb as his knots when off! While Eris short her own divine seed right into Spike face while her knot when off! Covering him, and the map table, even more with her seed as Spike filled her up.

"Wow! So that what it is like with a royal dragon?" Eris said as the last of her seed drip out.

"Normally I'm able to do more then that but your pussy isn't like anything I have ever felt before."Spike said as he felt the last of his seed drip out into Eris.

"Then I guess we just have to do this again until you get use to it, but for now lets just cuddle." Eris said turn over to her side so Spike who was lock in place in her would have to lay down face to face with her.

Meanwhile Pinpick is being violently sodomize with random objects by Moonlight Raven and Sunshine Smiles. However this anal destruction has nothing to do with the story so back to Canterlot caste

"Well the semen and chocolate milk has stop raining so I guess Eris and Spike are done." Luna said as she look across a very sticky Canterlot.

"Why would Eris do this?" Twilight asked

"I don't think she knows this was happening. As kinky as she can be this is a little much for her." Celestia explain.

"That a shame, I would to schedule some breast milk and semen showers for the crystal empire. Ooh, maybe we can get a few golden ones too." Cadence said with a giggle. Which cause the others to turn and stare at her.

"Ignoring that should tell creatures what this is and where it came from?" Rarity ask.

"Absolutely not, now lets get to the friendship castle and find out what in Faust name is going on here." Celestia said as she got her teleport spell ready.

Results

"Wow, we really made a mess here." Spike said as he finish clearing himself with a towel Eris proof up.

"Oh but was worth wouldn't you say?" Eris said as she used her magic to clear up her and Spike's fluids from the map table and herself.

"Well I guess did have fun in the end." Spike said

"Don't you mean fun with my end?" Eris joked which cause her and Spike to giggle, until Spike stopped.

Spike grab his belly and started to groan in pain.

"Spike? Spike what wrong?" Eris said with deep concerned in her voice but Spike couldn't answer her. All he could was groan louder in pain, and then belly started to glow.

Meanwhile Celestia and the other mares enter the Friendship Castle

"So how are we going to bring up the fact that Eris and Spike cause it to rain their love juices across Equestria?" Luna asked as they enter.

"I know Spike isn't going to be to happy about that for one." Twilight said

"Who knows, maybe we will get lucky and a few royal dragons will be made from this?" Cadence added in

"I'm still wondering what that feeling I got ppppp was about?" Pinkie said

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What was that?!" Rainbow shouted after hearing that scream ring out.

"It sounded like Eris!" Fluttershy shouted as flew off to the map room follow closely by all the other mares.

The group of mares bust into the map to find a nude Eris with her back facing them, and a nude Spike laying on the map table with what look like some kind broken pots shards around his legs.

"Eris, Spike what happen?!" Celestia scream in worried.

"I'm, I'm, I'm...I'M A DADDY!" Eris shouted in joy as sh turn around showing off both her crying smiling face, and the two newly hatched babies in her arms

For a moment the only that could be heard was that of all the mares in the room jaws hitting the floor.

"I'm sorry, WHAT?!" Luna shouted

"You, you did it with Spike and have already give birth?!" Twilight said not believing what she was seeing.

"Oh I wasn't the one give birth to our darling little inbreed foals." Eris answer as look down on her new little godlings.

"No, no she wasn't." Spike groan as he put himself and bush the egg shells away from around his legs.

"Spike look our little incest foals! Come darlings say hi to mommy!" Eris Said as she pass her newly hatch foals to their dam.

Spike took both of his foals and got a good look at them, one was his first born son. Brown royal dragon with a black underbelly and head frilled and Eris' eyes. Eyes that were looking up at him in wonder as the hatchling was sucking on his tail. The other was a Spike first born..daughter(?) maybe? It was kind of hard to tell as the little draconequus clearly had the same genitals as Eris had. However despite being being a draconequus she look more like Spike as she had the same colors he did. And his draconequus was looking up with a big bright fangless smile.

Seeing his first little ones in his arms for the first time filled Spike with feelings the strength he had never felt before in his life! Happiness unlike any he had ever felt before, pride that he couldn't put words too, the desire to hunt down and brutally slay every large predator in a hundred mile radius! Which may have done if he had feelings in his legs right now.

"I'm a daddy!" Spike cried as tears rolled down his face

"I thought you were the mommy! Now let mama Pinkie she her herd foals." Pinkie said as she and all the other mares ran to the table to see the newest little members of house alicorn.

"Well Eris it seems you can be a parent after all!" Cadence said with a smile.

"I KNOW! Who knew all I had to do was knock up my little brother! Oh wait I have to check something!" Eris said said as she proof up a screen.

"Wait brother?! WHAT?" Spike shouted as look up to Eris as well all the other mares who now had very confuse looks on their face.

"EEEEEEEEEE! I'M PREGNANT TOO?! SPIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE EVEN MORE INCEST BABIES!" Eris shouted with joy as she show a picture on the screen which shown egg cell being fertilized by purple sperm with spade tails.

"Eris I know you are happy right now and we don't want to take that away from ya but why do ya keep saying ya youngins here are inbred " Applejack ask as she took her herd son from Spike to hold him herself.

"And why are calling Spike, my little brother your little brother?" Twilight ask as she pick up her new herd daughter(?)

"So moonbutt and sunbutt never told any of you origins did they?" Eris ask, which cause Celestia and Luna to blush and look away from the others.

"Well I guess I better fix that right now and right here. You see it all started with the Queen of Dream Valley, Queen Majesty." Eris explain

"That is my dam name." Spike said as color started to slowly drain from his face.

"At this point in time she had few sons but no daughters in which to pass down her crown too. So started to think about making a new heir but not just any heir, you see at this point her only pony kid was her son Lucky who was an earth pony. And she didn't what an earth pony to be the next queen, she wanted something more powerful, she wanted an alicorn. However the more she thought of how to make an alicorn the more she started to wonder why she so just setting on a normal alicorn when she was able to make the royal dragons." Eris explained

"She wanted to make a pony more powerful then an alicorn? Is that even a thing?" Cadence asked highly confuse

"She knew that alicorns were made of the combine magic from all pony tribes put in one pony but she also knew ponies won't the only creatures with magic. So she wonder why she couldn't add some dragon magic in there as well, after all she did just learn how Grogar was able to combine creatures to make monsters. So she took samples of magic from powerful mares of each tribe except for unicorns as she plan to use herself for that, and she had samples taken from drakes of every kind except fire stratodons as she planed to use her favorite royal dragon for that, Spike." Eris explain.

"That was my sire name." Spike said as snuggle not to accepted what his mind was telling was true.

"So a long and hard round of rutting foal making style she filled her own seed soak womb with all the magic samples she had and cast the chimeric spell she stole from Grogar. However instead of making the little divine alicorn mare princess she wanted she made the little divine chimeric draconic alicorn hermaphroditic hybrid you all now know as me!" Eris said with a smile

For a moment Spike and his wives were in stud silent, except for Pinkie playing with her new herd kids. But then Twilight spoke"So Spike dam was your mother."

"No." Spike said

"Eeyup." Eris answer.

'And Spike sire was your father." Rarity said

"Oh please no." Spike said.

"That two for two." Eris answer again

"So that would mean..." Applejack said

"Oh by the holy names of the All-Grandmother Bonnie Zacherle creator of us all, All-Mother Lauren Faust master of fate, The holy Prophet Hasbro, the blessed All-Dam Pretty Pony first of pony kind, and all gods both new and old as listed in the divine text of DHX please tell I didn't with own flesh and blood." Spike prayed.

"JUST CALL ME ONEE-CHAN!" Eris shouted as proof on a school filly outfit.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Spike shouted