Pirate Captain Anon [RGRE]

by Britanon

Plundering the Booty [Lewd]

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Author's Note

This chapter contains a sex scene just so you're aware. My first attempt writing one, but hopefully it's alright.


Plundering the Booty [Lewd]

You lost sense of time as you regaled Golden Sails with tails of your exploits. She had gone from leaning against you to laying in your lap and rubbing herself all over you, though you were too drunk to care. Every so often she would hop down and grab you another drink, often doing so before you had finished your current one and encouraging you to down the rest of it. You were more drunk than you had been in a good long while, but the good fortunes of the day and chatting to Golden Sails had left you feeling happier than you had been in years.

You finished telling another story and looked around the deck again. You had noticed that it had steadily been growing emptier as both pirates and ponies staggered away, probably off to bed. You noticed some of your boys that were clearly too drunk to stand getting dragged away by the ponies, which may have been concerning a few hours ago, but your drunk mind just assumed they were helping them off to bed. By now the deck was basically empty, just one lad and a pony sat in a corner giggling and a handful of passed out bodies scattered around.

You decided that you'd best be off to bed yourself and tried to stand up, tried being the key word. As soon as you moved, the alcohol hit you like a tidal wave and the world started spinning violently as you fell to the floor. You could hear Golden Sails giggling as you tried to get to your feet, clawing your way back up the barrel that you had fallen from.

"Need a helping hoof?" She asked, pushing herself under your body and allowing you to use her for support.

"How much bleedin' alcohol did ye give me lass?" You slurred as you finally made it to your feet.

"Awww, I thought you were a big strong pirate monkey that could handle his drink" She looked up at you with an innocent expression, but her teasing tone made it obvious that she'd known exactly what she was doing. "You need me to help you get to bed? A captain can't go passing out on the deck like the rest of the mob"

Whilst you could have easily passed out on deck and felt no shame for it, a nice bed did sound rather inviting, so you accepted her help.

"Aye, I think that'd be hic for the best. L- belch lead the way lassie"

You leaned on her rather heavily as she led you to the captain's quarters, stumbling to your knees several times as she tried to stifle her laughter. You paused to catch your breath as you got to the door, the exertion of trying to walk whilst shitfaced having sapped your energy.

As you stood there panting slightly, you heard a commotion as your first mate Nameless, who had somehow recovered his ripped pants, stumbled around the corner hastily, tripping over due to his drunken state and collapsing to the floor. He looked up, his desperate eyes meeting your own as he started babbling semi-coherently.

"Th-the ponies Captain! Ye cannae trust 'em! They be sirens! Vile cursed temptresses!" He stuttered.

You stared at him in confusion, his rushed words barely making sense to your drunken mind. Before he could continue ranting or pick himself up off the floor, a small blue mare with aquamarine mane and tail came trotting around the corner. She looked at you and Golden Sails, who were both staring in total confusion, before giving an amused little giggle and moving over to Nameless.

"Don't mind him, he's just had a little too much to drink. Here, let me help you get back to your bed" She then grabbed the scruff of his shirt in her teeth and started dragging him away. Nameless wasn't going without a fight though, kicking and screaming all the way.

"Don't let 'em tempt ya Cap! Don't let 'er get ye! Save yerself!"

It was a losing battle however as Nameless was dragged back around the corner, the mare briefly popping her head back to give you both an innocent smile, before Nameless' frantic cries receded into the distance. Your brain had no idea how to make sense of the scene that had just occurred, and you turned to Golden Sails with a bemused expression, hoping that she'd have the answer.

"What hic what d'ye reckon that was all about?" You hiccuped

"N-nothing! I'm sure he's just trying to cause a scene whilst he's drunk, typical colt. I know Ocean Swell will make sure he gets to bed safely, he's in good hooves... hehe"

If you were sober you may have noticed her nervous laughter or her eyes shifting around as she fiddled with her hooves, but you had already gotten distracted trying to pull the door open.

"Aye, Nameless can get a bit wild when he's been hittin' the drink. Let 'im sleep it off" You said with a chuckle, remembering just how many tavern brawls you'd seen him in. Never seen him lose one either to be honest, the man was built like a brick shithouse. "Now, help me get this door open. Bastard's stuck or something"

"Allow me", she said, stepping in front of you and pushing open the door that you had been trying in vain to pull.

You scowled at her, still sober enough to know that you'd been made to look like a fool. Golden Sails just gave you a cheeky smug grin as she trotted inside the room, brushing against your leg as she entered. You followed her into the darkness, then immediately tripped over your own feet again because you couldn't see.

You heard a match being struck and the room was illuminated as Golden Sails lit several candles around the room, the light casting a warm and cosy glow upon the wooden cabin. You took in your new surroundings, seeing maps and charts stuck to the walls as well as the typical things you'd expect to see in someone's room: a desk, a closet and drawers, a chest full of personal items and a large comfy looking bed.

As you looked around you saw Golden Sails stripping off her attire. She took off her tailcoat and hung her hat up, and you briefly wondered why she even bothered to wear them since most of her crew just strutted around naked. A couple of them wore bandannas, but none wore anything over their body. Maybe it was a symbol of status or something.

As you sat and watched she turned back around to face you, and immediately started laughing.

"Why are you still on the floor you clumsy colt? Here, lets get you up on the bed"

She helped you clamber up onto the bed, and you sighed in relief as you flopped backwards onto it, sinking down into the mattress. It was the softest bed you had ever laid on, feeling more like you were floating than laying on a solid object. You giggled dumbly, grabbing a nearby pillow and hugging it to yourself.

"Hay! Sit back up! You can't go to sleep in your dirty smelly clothes!" Golden Sails cried.

You protested weakly as she pulled you back up into a sitting position, but didn't have the willpower to put up much more than token resistance. You slid your leather boots off and began to fumble with the buttons on your tailcoat. The things felt like an impossible puzzle that your mind was too drunk to solve, and you grumbled in irritation as you failed repeatedly to get them undone.

"Let me help you" Golden Sails said, pushing your hand away and climbing into your lap. She quickly undid the buttons with her mouth and you slipped the tailcoat off, and then looked down in surprise as you felt her hooves pushing under your shirt, lifting it up and pulling it off over your head. She then placed her hooves on your exposed chest and gave you a shove, pushing you backwards onto the bed as she now stood above you with a sultry look in her eyes. The pony then laid down on top of you, pressing her snout into your chest and taking a deep sniff as she began to rub her fluffy chest all over your naked torso.

"G-Golden Sails, what are ye-"

"Shhhhh, you don't need to say anything" She whispered huskily into your ear as she continued to sniff you and rub her body against yours.

The feeling wasn't exactly unpleasant as her silky soft fur brushed against you and tickled your chest, but this situation definitely set off a few alarm bells in your head, though they were muffled significantly by the alcohol that was still coursing through your veins. You were about to protest when you felt a warm weight press directly against your crotch as she sat her rump down on top of it. You let out a gasp of surprise, sudden sparks of pleasure jolting through your body as she began to grind gently back and forth against you.

"Mmmmmm~" She sighed, now beginning to lick and nip at your bare chest.

The sensations caused you to shiver and you sucked air in through your teeth, trying not to make any weird noises. She then sat up a little, gazing at you with half lidded deep blue eyes. You were like a deer caught in the headlights as you stared back into them, her eyes seeming to utterly captivate you.

"Y-you colts are definitely something else alright. So exotic, so adventurous, and your smell is just... intoxicating! You got us all so worked up and frustrated making us wait all day, but finally I can take what I deserve..." She panted.

All you could do was groan in reply. The booze had made you too weak to fight back, and the growing pleasure was clouding your mind. Golden's breathing was growing heavier as she humped against you a little harder, but suddenly the weight disappeared as she clambered off you. You looked up with a confused expression, wondering why she had suddenly stopped as she crawled down the bed until her head was level with your waist, staring straight at your crotch.

"I think it's time we took these off~" She sang. She then grabbed the waistband of your breeches in her teeth and began to slowly tug them down.

As your pants slid to the floor and you realised that you were now completely naked, the full implications of what was about to happen dawned on you. Your heart began to pound rapidly as your breathing became quicker, but still you laid there, offering no resistance. Golden Sails eyed your length hungrily, looking like a predator about to devour its prey, before taking it into her hooves.

You'd expected them to be hard and rough, but they were actually quite smooth; firm but gentle. You groaned as she began to stroke you, her hooves moving tortuously slowly down your shaft as you gripped the bed sheets.

"G-Golden.. Ahhh~"

She grinned up at you and began to stroke faster, your member rapidly hardening under her ministrations.

"Just relax 'Captain', let me take care of you" She said with a sly wink. She stroked you for a little while longer as you gasped and grunted, and then suddenly without any warning she swallowed half your length into her mouth.

"Yarrr! Good God above Golden!" You cried, the sudden burst of pleasure causing you to thrust your hips up into her face. "Ye might want to offer some warning next time!"

She just giggled whilst you were still buried in her throat, the vibrations causing you to spasm about from the overwhelming feelings. She stared to bob her head as your hips twitched about, her tongue swirling around and tasting every inch of you. You ran your fingers through her thick, chocolatey brown mane, scratching her ears as she diligently carried on sucking you.

You were absolutely diamonds by this point; never in all your many brothel visits and romps with tavern wenches had you received such expert attention. The fact that she was a pony and definitely taking advantage of your drunken state was completely forgotten as you gave in to the pleasure. You were grunting and moaning, making all sorts of strange noises that you'd never made before as your face contorted from the intense sensations. Your cannon was just about ready to fire when the feelings suddenly stopped and your wet member was exposed to the cool air.

"W-why did ye cease?" You gasped, your mind reeling from the denied climax.

"Because..." She started as she began to slowly creep her way back up your body, almost like a cat. She made her way all the way back up, leaning in to whisper in your ear, "I think you're hard enough for us to start on the main course now"

She brought her rump back down against your crotch, grinding it back and forth again. Without your pants on you could feel just how wet she was as the scent of her arousal started to meet your nostrils. Your hands went to her flanks, gripping and squeezing the soft flesh and tracing the picture of a ship that was on her butt for some reason. She giggled at your touch, giving you a devious smirk.

"I knew you'd give in eventually, all you stallions are the same. You play hard to get but secretly you all know you want it"

You grit your teeth as she humped against you harder.

"Sh-shut up and stick it in already, ye friggin strumpet!" You cried, the teasing becoming unbearable.

"Aye aye, 'Captain'" She grinned, rising her body up.

You felt your throbbing member prodding at her entrance before she began to lower herself down, her hot passage slowly engulfing you. You let out a long groan as you hilted inside her, her insides gripping you like a vice.

"Feel good?" She asked smugly.

"N-never in me life've I had a wench so tight!" You exclaimed, your fingers digging into her rear.

"Well, if you think that feels nice, how about this?"

Suddenly the walls of her marehood began to clench and relax rhythmically, almost as if they were trying to milk you. You saw stars as the burning pleasure made your vision swim and your hips bucked upwards violently, making her bounce on top of you. A string of completely illegible words tumbled out of your mouth and your knuckles went white from how hard you were gripping her ass.

She grinned down at you with a pleased smile on her face as you tried to form coherent thoughts again. Just as you began to recover she started to bounce her hips, thrusting you in and out of her. Your mind was once again washed away by the extreme pleasure, and you simply lay there making guttural, animalistic sounds of enjoyment as she had her way with you.

Golden Sails' breathing started to become more ragged as she rode you harder, her delighted moans soon joining in with the noises you were making.

"Y-yeah! Take it you slutty colt!" She breathed.

You began thrusting your hips to meet hers every time she dropped her rear down, the impact causing lewd wet slapping sounds to echo around the cabin. Golden Sails rolled her hips, grinding her marehood into you and completely soaking you in her juices. She gave a little whinny of pleasure as her clit winked out and she ground it against you whilst you were hilted fully inside of her, then her lips crashed into yours, her tongue forcing its way into your mouth and exploring every inch of it. You kissed her back, hugging her against you as your thrusting reached a fervent pace, slamming against each other wildly. She moaned into your mouth as your hands roamed over her body, pinching her dock and lightly tugging at her tail.

"I-I'm close!" she cried, sitting back up so that she could fuck you harder.

All you could do was look into her eyes and groan in agreement, hoping she got the message that you were about to blow too. She braced her front hooves against your chest and began to ride you like she was possessed, her bouncing increasing to a maddening speed as you both cried out in ecstasy. You could feel her walls desperately clenching against you, trying to force out your orgasm as you pounded into her.

"Y-you gonna cum for me?" She gasped.

You moaned out helplessly, knowing that you were close but unable to get any words out.

"Do it! Cum for me! Cum inside me you dirty little colt!"

Her dirty talk finally pushed you over the edge, your balls clenching as you erupted inside of her. Your vision went white as the pleasure exploded in your mind, your toes curling and your fingers gripping onto the bed sheets for dear life.

"YAAARRRRR! SHIVER ME FUCKIN' TIMBERS!" You screamed out in ecstasy, firing load after load inside her.

The feeling of being filled sent Golden Sails over the edge too as her own orgasm came crashing through her. She threw her head back, screaming out in bliss as her hot marecum gushed out, drenching your body and the sheets below. Her hips bucked wildly, practically pummelling you into the bed as she violently rode out her orgasm.

You were basically catatonic by the time she calmed down, staring blankly at the ceiling as your tongue lolled out of your mouth and your chest heaved like you'd just run a marathon. Golden Sails rolled off you, gasping for breath as she nestled against you under your arm.

It was several minutes before either of you spoke, both content to bask in the afterglow and cuddle against each other, listening to the creak and groan of the ship as it rocked on the waves. Eventually though, you decided to break the silence.

"Golden Sails... I think ye just fucked me friggin' brains out"

She giggled, cuddling a little closer and laying her head on your chest.

"That good huh? Don't the mares treat you right at home?" She asked innocently.

"They treat me as right as I pay 'em to, but I could swear I felt my soul escape me body just then." You replied with a broad grin.

"Well, you were awesome too" She said as she kissed your cheek.

You chuckled and gave her a squeeze.

"Don't tell fibs lass, I just lay here like a useless sack o' potatoes and let ye do all the hard work!"

"Well, the mare usually does take charge, but I'm not opposed to letting you have a go on top if you're ready for round two" She said, giving you a wind and a devious smile.

"R-round two?" You muttered.

Part of you hoped she wasn't serious, you were still exhausted and you might physically break if you carried on. But another part completely betrayed you, twitching back to life at the thought of going another round with the sexy pony who had just blown your mind.

"What, you thought we were finished after that? We've got the whole night to enjoy ourselves" She whispered into your ear, giving it a little nibble for good measure.

Her husky voice caused you to shiver. You had never been so aroused and so scared at the same time. Your body ached, your muscles were sore and you were still heavily drunk, but at the same time your member throbbed with a powerful need and adrenaline coursed through your veins. You took a moment to consider the fact that being fucked to death by this sexy talking horse was probably a much better fate than anything else you could hope for living the life of a pirate, and grinned broadly as you rolled on top of her to go again.

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