Your Eldar and You

by Violet_09

Rating: mature
Tags: Warhammer, Comedy, Rarity, Science Fiction, Profanity, Violence, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Dark, Death, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 5707

A human transformed into a Eldar Farseer and was sent into Equestria where humans are treated like slaves.

Okay I'm pretty sure you heard this story before, but lets go over it again.

My name is Hazel Jones and was at comic con cosplaying as an Eldar Farseer from Warhammer 40k. I like the Eldar, I see them as a badass alien race that's near extinction. Also the dark Eldar are cool as well but you know, they're the dark Eldar.

Anyways when I put on my costume I realised that I forgot the spear for my costume and it's still at home. So when I found the merchant from Resident evil four with a singing spear at his stall, I went over to buy it from him. It was really cheap too, it only cost around ten dollars.

But I suddenly appeared in a land called Equestria, where Ponies are the dominant species and humans are slaves. Even worse is that I'm now an over emotional Eldar who's loosing her humanity everyday.

Sort of inspired by psychic awakening and kill team.

Published 2019-11-14 23:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-01 16:15:26 UTC

Introduction

Comic con, one of the best gatherings for people who like video games, movies, pop culture and of course comic books. It's also a chance for people to cos play, there're people who are wearing star trek costumes, people who're wearing star wars costumes, anime fans dressed as their favourite anime characters and oddly enough there's also a man in Dalek shell. It looks really good as well, I know there's more cosplays but I'm naming a few examples.

Meet Hazel Jones, she is a twenty two year old girl with brown hair in a style of a pony tail, green eyes and she's pretty much your average nerd. This is Hazel's fourth time at comic con and each time she went the better it became, this is also the third time she's dressed up in cosplay. This year Hazel is cosplaying as a Eldar Farseer from Warhammer forty thousand.

Her costume has a large red cloak that covers most of her body, the cloak has small shoulder guards, a rune on the chest area of the cloak and it also has pouches around the waist of the cloak. Hazel is wearing black boots and red gloves that are made to look like she has armour underneath her cloak. And finally Hazel has a 3D printed ghosthelm that she painted mostly white, but it has black glass so she can see through it, triangluar eyes on the glass and a rune with a plastic gem in it on the top of the head.

Hazel's costume is almost perfect, only four things are wrong with her costume. Reason number one is that the ghosthelm has no fin on the back of it, most Farseers have at least one fin on the back of their helmets. The second reason is that the black glass on the helmet is really hard to see through and so Hazel has to carry it around most of the time, it's a good thing she's wearing elf ears. And lastly she hasn't got a singing spear on her.

A singing spear is one of the primary weapons for a Farseer how could she not have it, you may ask. You know when you're in a rush to get to the airport and you make sure you have everything with you even the important stuff, but when you get on the plane you realise that you've forgotten something but it's too late to get it back. Yeah it was one of those moments and Hazel was really upset when she forgotten about it.

"Hey Hazel, great costume." said Tom, Tom is Hazels childhood friend. He's not in cosplay, instead he's just wearing a Superman T-shirt and regular jeans but he's also wearing addidas shoes. His hair is blonde and has blue eyes. "What are you supposed to be anyway?" He asked. Yeah Tom doesn't know much about Warhammer, he knows the basic concept he just doesn't know evevery species like Tau or Eldar, all he knows is that chaos, humanity and Orks are fighting each other in the universe. And that's all he knows.

"Well to put it simply, I'm supposed to be a space elf." Hazel explained as simply as possible.

"Let me guess, a species in Warhammer I don't know about?" He questions

"Lucky guess."

"So what do you want to do?"

"Well I'm going to look around and browse at the stall."

"Alright, I'm going to get an autograph from Tom Holland."

"See you within an hour." The two friends split up to do their own seperate things. Hazel wanted to mainly look at the stalls with the weapons, she didn't care wether the weapons were fake or not she just wanted to check if there was an Eldar weapon like a Witchspear or any blade for that matter.

After around twenty minutes of walking up and down the isles Hazel was starting to give up, all well she could always buy some merch like pop vinyl's. Soon after looking down the isle one last time Hazel found a stall selling very realistic merch, the person who's incharge of the stall looks like the merchant from resident evil four, complete with oversized black cloak, backpack and biker mask.

The things he has on his stall was an infinity gauntlet, the one ring to rule them all, professor chaos costume from South Park and much more. But the thing that caught Hazels eye was the the singing spear that's on a rack along with the other weapons. The spear was slightly different from Hazels version, it's alot bigger than her and was made from a different material. Infact it looks so much better than the one she made. Hazel walked up to the desk and asked the merchant "How much for the singing spear?"

"Ten dollars." The merchant answered. Hazel was suprised by how cheap the weapon is, normally the price would be around a hundred quid in all the other stalls, this day might get better for Hazel.

"Alright here's your ten dollars." Hazel said as she gave the merchant the money with a happy smile on her face.

"Hehehe, thank you." The merchant chuckled as he gave Hazel the spear. When Hazel took the spear she wasn't expecting it to be heavy, it's not rediculousy heavy but it's going to be a pain to carry it around the convention. "Now forgive me for what I'm about to do."

"Wait what?"

Suddenly Hazel felt something sharp pierce her chest. She got stabbed by a replica of the blade of woe, the dagger went straight into her heart and every beat from her heart hurts like hell. It was getting harder for Hazel to breath and her body is starting to feel numb. The merchant pulls the blade out of her aching chest and Hazel dropped onto the ground.

The people noticed what has happened and ran out of the building screaming because they conclude that if the mechant has a knife, he a gun but heavens know how he got that in there, he might not have existed in the first place. The merchant went down on one knee to talk to Hazel. Hazel couldn't hear what he was saying due to the loss of blood and because she's scared.

Hazel started to feel cold and tired from all the blood pouring out of her chest and all over her costume. She was feeling really upset, she had a good life, friends, a family that loves her and a job at Starbucks which she won't miss at all. The merchant disappeared into thin air and Hazel felt really tired, she thought if she closed her eyes the nightmare will be over, she closed her eyes.

Scorching heat was the first thing Hazel felt, first she thought she was in hell but instead she found herself in a desert. *Okay, now I'm confused.* Hazel thought. *Wait why the fuck are my thoughts so loud?* Her thoughts are now just as loud as her regular voice, adding more confusion Hazel tried to speak but no matter how much shouted or screamed nothing seemed to come out except her breaths.

She then stood up to see the rest of the environment that surrounded her but it was nothing but hills of sand. Hazel then noticed that she is taller than before, she is now exactly six feet and six inches tall. *Whoa what the fuck?* Hazel is suprised of how tall she's gotten. Hazel then noticed that her cosplay is more realistic than before., the cloak feels different and inside the cloak Hazel is wearing red armour that she hasn't worn at all during comic con and it's made out a different matterial that almost feels like plastic but stronger. And it looks like real Eldar armour.

Her apperance has changed slightly as well, Hazels eyes are now in the shape of almonds and but her iris colour is in a brighter shade of green, her ears are very pointy, her skin has turned pale and finally her hair is in a lighter shade of brown than before.

Hazel noticed this when she felt her face being different. She came to several conclusions, first conclusion she's in a dream or coma, second she's in a isikai, third she's actually in hell just different, fith she's in a weird version of heaven, and lastly she's been ressurected as her cosplay. With the last one being the more likely theory Hazel mentally screams *AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!* Oh yeah I forgot you can hear her thoughts, maybe I should let you hear only the important thoughts and I'm sorry for the ear rape

*This is terrible! All I wanted to do was go to comic con for the weekend and go on a road trip afterwards! I did not want to die and ressurect as one of the biggest douchbag in the galaxy!* Hazel says to herself. Even though she liked the Eldar, but even she has to admit that they're assholes who invented the worst chaos god ever. The universe would be a better place without Slaanesh.

Never the less she's stuck in this body and will probably never go back to her original body because you know, she's dead and will probably never come back to life. But that doesn't matter right now, what does matter is that she's stuck in the middle of the dessert and has to get out of it. *Wait, what's that on the ground?* Hazel asked herself as she picked the two items out of the sand.

The first item she picked up was the singing spear, and it looks exactly the same as the one she bought from the psychopathic merchant. The second item however is her ghosthelm, but this isn't like the helmet that she made from the 3D printer. The back of it had a fin just like the miniature model, the gem on the forehead looks real and it's made from a different material, so since this is real and not a dream it would be made from wraithbone. A psyco-plastic substance that is used for different tasks such as construction of buildings, space ships and weapons. It's basically solidified warp energy, for those who don't know.

Upon inspecting the ghosthelm Hazel decided not to wear it because she's in a desert. And if she wore the ghosthelm in the desert she may have a heat stroke because all the hot air will be stuck inside it. And so she took her things, and started to go look for the nearest civilisation. One problem, Hazel doesn't know where to go.

Hazel looked around her surroundings, but her surroundings only remind her that she's completely lost. So she just picked a random direction and stuck to it. But as she began to walk it was hard for her to keep herself balanced due to her new height, she kept falling and tripping on her own feet. *How the hell do tall people walk, it's so disorienting.* Hazel said to herself as she tripped for the forth time today.

1 hour and 30 minutes later.

It took the half hour for Hazel to stop falling constantly, the second half hour she started seeing hallucinations like water and trees in the middle of the desert and the last half hour. So far nothing happened in the last half hour, she's still walking in a seemingly endless desert. But eveything has an end including this desert.

Hazel has now started to get dizzy due to lack of water, she's also getting really tired from all the walking and started tripping on her own feet again. All she wants now is water, ice cold water. The worst part is that Hazel hallucinations started to get worse, she has spotted a train. It is the oldest looking train Hazel has ever seen, most of the metal on it is either covered in sand or rust. The back of the train seems to be five containers that are made of wood but only two of them are made of metal, so seven containers in total.

The seven creatures outside the train are not human, instead they're small horses called ponies with different colour coats. Three of them are unicorns, two of them are pegasi and the last two are earth ponies and there's no human in sight. Believing that it's another weird hallucination Hazel just walked straight towards it. It was one of the biggest mistakes of her life.

As she got closer to the train it's becoming more and more obvious that it's real. A female pegasus in the group who has a light brown coloured coat and black hair, noticed the tired and thirsty eldar. "There's a human!" The pegaus pointed out, mistaking Hazel for a really tall human. But before Hazel could react the three unicorns trapped her in a magical bubble.

Being trapped by ponies may or may not have confirmed that to Hazel, she's in a stupidly confusing joke of a nightmare. "This human is different." The male unicorn with white fur and hair said.

"Yeah you're right, it's taller than most and it's wearing wargear. Do you think it's one of the human soldiers from the griffin empire?" The second unicorn male with dark blue fur and purple mane guessed.

"Don't be ridiculous, that's just a rumour spread around by the griffins." The first unicorn responded. Even though this is a rumour you have to remember that griffins are a mischievous species, so they could be telling the truth or they might be lying.

"I don't care where it came from, as long as this human is in good condition we'll get paid." A female earth pony that's grey and middle aged tells the unicorns. "And with a human that's wearing a fashionable outfit and unique gear, we might get rich." And without question, the three unicorns and the rest of the hunting party followed their grey leader back into the train.

*No no no, please let me out i'm friendly.* as Hazel begs she bangs with her fists inside the bubble she's trapped in, but they didn't hear anything she said. Even if they can, they wouldn't care. As as the group got inside, Hazel noticed that the train is even worse than the outside. Everything is a mess this includes the beds, the table, the cage and everything in the train is in really terrible condition It also smells like shit. I'm not exaggerating, it actually smells like shit.

The unicorns let Hazel out of the bubble, only to shove her in a small cage filled with seven naked humans that are male and female. The humans are short compared to Hazel, there hairs are very long but they reach down to thier shoulders and they look very aggressive towards her. Hazel greets the humans by waving her hand but they just went up to her and sniffed her hand.

*Weird.* Was all Hazel could say before realising that they're cavemen. She only compares them to cave men because of there body structure, long messy hair and their intelligence. Infact these humans might be even dumber than cavemen because at least cavemen wore something to cover thier bodies.

Hazel breaths through her nose and out through her mouth so she can comprehend what the fuck happened to her within today. *At least I know where the smell's coming from.* She joked, but she the felt a tear roll down her face. Hazel tries to resist her over emotional state, she succeeds but she's crying in silent, trying desperately to control her flow of tears. *I-I didn't ask f-for this, I j-just want to go home.*

Three hours later

Hazel has just finished crying and is now sitting down at the corner of the cage. During her hours grief the ponies found it suspicious that a human curled up into a ball in the left corner of the cage, and avoided any and all eye contact. They tried giving Hazel mouldy bread for her to eat, but not even food would get her out of the mood, no matter how good it was or how bad it was. Personally the ponies wanted the Hazel to live because she's more valuable than the other humans, for all they care every human other than Hazel can starve to death. But then again the ponies can get more money by keeping the strong ones alive.

"So boss, how much are those humans worth?" Asked the pink female pegasus with purple eyes.

"I'm calculating the numbers right now, so be quiet or I you'll make me loose my count." Said the leader as she writes on a piece of paper and calculates everything in her head. "Hmm, the really tall one with clothing is estimated to be around... Eight thousand bits alone. And the rest would be around... Fifty bits each, so that would be eight thousand seven hundred and fifty bits all together."

"Wow boss you're really good at maths, but why is the tall human more expensive?" The pink pegasus asks as she points at the Eldar.

"Don't you see that I made her expensive on purpose. Since this human is really tall and is wearing items of clothing that you don't normally see, this human would actually be worth eighty bits. So I times that by a hundred. The reason why I did that is because those stuck up sods at Canterlot, would pay all thier money on a human that's so unique."

"Very smart boss, we'll be rich in no time."

"Yes, we will. Also you're watching the humans tonight."

"Why me?"

"Because I said so. Now do as I say!"

"Y-Yes ma'am." The leader then left the carriage and went into another to rest. However the pegasus stood right next to the cage and straight away fell asleep from boredom, just like the royal guard huh?

If any other Eldar was in this situation they would be out of there within five minutes or less. But Hazel, she doesn't even know if she has the same powers as an Eldar, she doesn't even know her own strength in this body. All she does know is that she's over emotional and lost in a world that seems to be full of hate and greed.

Hazel blinks her eyes a few times and suddenly she's in a black empty void with tiny flickering lights all around. "What the fu- I can talk? I can talk!" Hazel exclaims as she thrusts both of her arms in the air for celebration. Only two good things came out of today, one the first part of comic con and two this empty void of miracles.

"Hello Farseer." Greets a mysterious voice. Hazel turns around and sees a tall figure wearing black robes, the figure is male, he has a staff with a triangle on top which has a face on it that's coloured blue, his face is covered with a black ghosthelm with glowing blue eyes and a massive fin on the back of it.

"Who are you?" Hazel questioned

"I am Eldrad Ulthran, Farseer of the Ulthwé Craftworld. Who are you? And why is Cegorach interested in you?"

Escape (Part 1)

Eldrad Ulthran is one of the most gifted Psyker, with incredible foresight. He has saved his species on multiple occasions, he may or may not have started the second war of Armageddon and he may or may not have warned the Emperor about Horuses betrayal. But overall Eldrad is an important Farseer amongst the Eldar. And he's standing right in front of Hazel who's brain has just crashed with sheer confusion. "I'll ask again, who are you? And why is Cegorach interested in you?" Eldrad repeated.

Snapping back to reality (or whatever reality is anymore) Hazel is really nervous to talk to one of the most powerful psykers in the galaxy. She's really scared of what would happen to her if she said something like 'fuck you asshole' or 'your a dick head!' Eldrad may no will kill Hazel with just a flick from his wrist.

"Um, m-my name is Hazel Jones. A-And I d-don't know what you're talking about." Hazel stuttered in a nervous tone.

"So you don't know who the laughing god is?"

"Yes I know who the laughing god is but I still don't know what you're talking about."

"Nevermind then, listen I don't have much time our connection is weak. I've managed to make a connection to speak to you for about half an hour."

"Wait you're communicating in my head? So what happening to my real body?"

"Shouldn't you know? Your body is sleeping."

"Oh"

"Nevermind about that now we don't have much time. I want you to tell me your location, because there's a strong psychic barrier that's stopping me from finding you. And when we find you, I can take into my craftworld. "

"I'm in a cage full of mon'keigh." Saying that outloud made Hazel realise she said something stupid 'wait that's stupid, why did I say that?' Mon'keigh is an insult towards humans, it's what Eldar say to the species because they believe they're below them.

"No I meant what planet are you on?" Eldrad corrected.

"I-I don't know where I am,." Hazel told Eldrad with a dissapointing sigh. However she remembers that Eldrad is one of the most powerful seers of the Eldar "Wait can't you see into the future to see my location?" Hazel asks, hoping that it would work."

"I tried doing that, but whatever's stopping me from finding you won't let me use my foresight to see you in my future. Its as if you don't exist." Hazel didn't exist as an Eldar before, so maybe that's the reason why Eldrad can't see her in the future. "But we still have time to rescue you, it may take a year or two to find you, but that will fly by for us."

"It will be long for me though, because I've been an Eldar since today." Hazel immediately covered her mouth because she accidentally told an alien the would obliterate her soul, that she's not Eldar. Hazel felt like an idiot, but don't blame her for saying this because she's tired and she had a bad day.

"..." Eldrad didn't say a word, instead he wanted to know what Hazel was talking about. He uses his psychic powers to read her mind. Eldrad is specifically looking at Hazels memories but he wasn't looking at all of them, just her recent memory. "You, are not worth my time. Mon'keigh!" Eldrad exclaimed.

Eldrad turned around and walked away into the darkness, but before he left Hazel yelled "Wait, please don't leave!"

"Please? Please?! Begging me for my mercey,After what you've done!" Eldrad's voice echos with anger. "you mock my kind by dressing up like us and pretending to be us. I don't care what the Harleyquinn say, there fool of a god should not have intrest in you! You should not exist, you foolish child!" Eldrad ranted in his rage that he should've kept under control.

"p-please, j-just give me a chance." Hazel begged as tears flew down her eyes.

"Why should I?! Give me one good reason why I should call you Eldar!"

"..." "I don't know," She sighs. "J-Just give me a chance to prove myself."

Eldrad thought about how pathetic the disguised human looked. She may look Eldar but she will never become an Eldar, but he would want to see how down right pathetic she is. So Eldrad came up with a little scheme "Hmm, fine I'll give you one chance. You shall prove yourself by escaping your captors in any way possible, you have twenty four hours to complete this task. If you fail I shall no longer speak to you. However, if you succeed, I shall set you on a path so you can become a more powerful seer."

"T-Thank you, you won't regret this."

"Oh, I won't regret it. by the way, do you know how to manifest the warp to your will."

"No, no I don't."

"Of course you don't. don't worry the easy part will come naturally." Eldrad reassured. What Eldrad ment is basically the force. Its just lifting stuff, pushing stuff and pulling stuff with your mind. And since Hazel is an Eldar she can see glimpses of the future, use mind war, guide, eldrich storm, doom, battle fate and more but those powers require training. "We'll meet again mon'keigh, or maybe not. who knows." Finally Eldrad leaves Hazels mind by disappearing into thin air. This forces Hazel to wake up.

Hazel opened her eyes only to find herself in the same cage that she was in earlier. It's night and the humans that a with her are still there, looking mindless and dumb. The pony guard is still outside the cage, but surprisingly awake this time. Guess she got in trouble for sleeping on the job.

Twenty four hours to escape her captors. It sounds impossible for a twenty two year old who has never done anything this intense before. The most intense thing that Hazel has ever done is... Socialise with complete strangers, well she's gotten slightly better at socialising, at least she hides her panicking.

If Hazel needs to escape her prison, she would need to figure out how to use the warp to her will. She would also have to get pass the guard and finally she needs her war gear. Because once she puts on her ghosthelm, Hazel will be alot braver. Too bad she may need more than twenty four hours to activate her psychic powers.

12 hours later

*FUCKING HELL, WHY WON'T YOU WORK!* Hazel mentally screamed with rage. She has been trying to activate her powers for a long time now, and she hasn't made any progress. She thought that if she meditates long enough something may happen. Yet she hasn't even seen a short glimpse of her future, nor has she made anything levitate. What fustrates Hazel even more is the time limit. She feels pressured that she's running out of time and wishes that there's more of it.

The ponies have noticed the change in behaviour when they see Hazel. To them they believe that the stange human is more mentally different than physically. The male unicorn with dark blue fur walked towards the cage, with a curious expression he examines the tall human. "Hmm, are you sure it isn't from the griffin empire? I heard that the human soldiers are more aggressive due a curse that's cast on them." The unicorn says as he observes the human.

"Dude, just because it's angry, doesn't mean that it's a war machine. Besides, even if it is bred for war it still means we can sell it, for a good price." The pink pegasus stated. The pegasus has been guarding the humans all night and she's too tired to deal with this sort of shit.

"But what if the rumours are true? And we're giving away a creature that can wipe out a whole town in one night, what will happen to us if it escapes?"

"Why do you believe what's said in the tabloids?"

"Oh shut up the tabloids gets the right information, twenty percent of the time..." It's actually less than that but okay.

"Alright then, tell me this, is Queen Chrysalis, Princess Celestias mom?" The pink pegasus asked in a sarcastic tone yet she is curious.

"W-Well, um... Yes"

"HA, you're so fucking gullible. Now are you here for any particular reason? Apart from seeing these dumb animals."

"Oh yeah um, we're nearing Ponyville train station."

"Really, how long till we get there? Because I really need some rest."

"At least three hours. So make sure you've got your own money for food and drink."

"Ugh fine just leave me alone, I'm too tired for your shit." The she orders the unicorn to leave, and unicorn left the pegasus in peace. Once he left Hazel became enraged again, her fustration continues to get worse as she fails over and over again. Hazel's getting impatient now, thus has started to make loud grunts. However the pegasus guard has started to get annoyed, so she kicked the cage with her hooves. "Oi! Shut it! Fucking animals, why in tarterous do they exist." The guard mumbled under her breath.

*How come nothings working?* Hazel questioned herself. Hazel looked towards the wild that're in the cage with her, just looking at the humans makes her sick in her stomach but she doesn't know why she feels this way towards them. *Pathetic, stupid mon'keigh.* Hazel insults the dumb humans. *Wait, I said it again! Great, now I'm thinking like an Eldar.*
This sudden realisation slowly shook Hazel to her core. This makes her belive that she has a time limit till she becomes less human, and more Eldar.

Couple of minutes later the white unicorn came into the cart, with the ghosthelm and the singing spear. The pink pegasus immediately got annoyed as soon as he entred the room. "Ugh, what do you want?" The pegasus asked.

"Boss told me to put the equipment in here." The unicorn answers as he puts the wargear on the table.

"Why?"

"Because we're nearing Ponyville, and this means we're nearing Canterlot. Which also means that the boss wants the humans ready for when we sell them."

"So you want me to clean the humans."

"No we'll do that when we get to Canterlot, you just have to make sure they've been fed."

"Why can't you do that? I've been making sure these humans don't cause any trouble all night."

"Hmph, not my problem."

"just because you capture the humans, doesn't mean you get to slak off."

"Hey, I do most of the work in this business, all you do is make sure the humans don't escape. So I think you should pull your weight around her."

As I said before the pink pegasus is too tired to deal with stuff like this, so she ended the argument straight away."Look if it makes you shut up and leave me alone, I'll feed the animals." She told the white unicorn.

"Good, that's good. Oh and make sure you get some sleep, you look tired." He said with a smug smile

Once the unicorn left the cart the pegasus stuck both of her middle feathers out and whispers"Fffuuck, yoouu." Being bought this very simple task of feedin the humans, the pegasus opened a metal box that's full of fruits, vegetables and bread. This box hasn't been open since the hunters started there journey, and all the food has started to rot, most of the fruit and veg are practically unedible. The stuff that's edible is the bread and even that's gotten mouldy.

So the pegasus took five loafs of bread to feed eight humans. "Here, eat it all up you stupid animal" she insulted the humans as she tossed all five loafs of bread at them. The caged humans savagely grabbed the bread, but most of them growled at each other as they tried to eat the mouldy bread loafs. All except Hazel who's still trying to activate her psychic powers. The guard didn't seem to care though "Finally I get to relax for three hours." She said to herself as she got to her bed to sleep.

Meanwhile Hazel is just about to give up all hopes of escaping her prison. She's unhappy with the results of her psychic powers, so Hazel needed a distraction to keep her mind off being a slave to some fancy ass rich pony in Canterlot. Hazel then noticed some big chunks of mouldy bread on the floor, she picked up as many as she could which is at least twenty bread crumbs and instead of eating them, she chucked one at a time at the guard. *Oh dOn't miNd mE I'm JuSt a dUMb anImAl.* Hazel says in a sacastic voice.

As Hazel threw the chunks of mouldy bread at the really tired pegasus, the pegasus started to get extremely annoyed. Pegasus waste alot of energy really quikly when flying or doing sports or staying up all night, so when somepony starts annoying them when they're trying to sleep... Best thing to do is run as fast as you can unless you have a death wish.

The pink pegasus to get angrier, and angrier every time a chunk of bread hits her body. *Oh you look hungry, here have another piece of shitty bread!* Hazel yells with hatred. The last chunk of bread that Hazel threw was a little bit hard and it hit the pink pegasus's right eye, it hurt the pegasus even though her eyes were shut tight.

"All right that's it, I've had enough of you!" The pegasus shouts. She got out of her bed and headed towards the cage, she unlocked the cage, opened it and pulled Hazel out and pulled her on to the floor. The pegasus closed and locked the door to prevent the rest of the humans walking out. The guard grabbed a regular spear "Alright you piece of shit, let's see if you like this!" The guard said as she pointed the spear at Hazel and charged at her.

Now realising her mistake, Hazel is frightened of the enraged pony. Hazel pointed her arms at the pony and looked away because she thinks she's going to die. But after waiting thirty seconds, Hazel noticed that she hasn't been stabbed yet. She looked at the pegasus to see her motionless and floating in mid air. *Whoa, this even better than I imagined.*

She's finally unlocked her psychic abilities. So Hazel decided to test what she can do with her new found powers by tuning her open hand into a fist. As soon as she did that the pink pegasus exploded, all of that ponies body parts are everywhere on the ceiling, floor, walls and all over Hazel. That poor pony, all she wanted to do was get some sleep.

Hazel is shocked at what she did. *EXCUSE ME! WHAT THE FUCK!*

Author's Note

Sorry for the ending.