Trixie Calls The Nutshots
”Lightningbolt! Lightningbolt! Lightningbolt!” Trixie yelled as she repeatedly zapped her horn at an apple resting on the library table. The mild scent of ozone drifted in the air, yet the apple showed no signs of damage despite the blue unicorn’s furious efforts.
”No, Trixie, no...” Starlight Glimmer said with her hoof on her face. ”Remember the teacup lesson. You don’t just yell a magic word to make it happen.”
”I know.” Trixie sighed, taking a break from her practice. ”I’m visualizing the apple exploding into a ball of jam, but my lightning spells do nothing but tickle!”
”Visualizing is a good starting point, but I told you lightning spells were much more complicated than that." Starlight reassured her. ”You need to keep in mind the two poles of electricity and-”
Her private lesson was cut short as the library door creaked open and Spike walked in carrying a high stack of books.
”Sorry girls! I hope I didn’t interrupt anything!” he said as he noticed the two ponies.
”It’s okay Spike.” Starlight Glimmer replied as she trotted up to him. ”I was just teaching Trixie-”
”NUTSHOT!”
Glimmer could only watch in horror as Spike’s face twisted in agony and he dropped his books, slumping over in front of her and screaming his little lungs out. ”AAUUGH! My balls!” She barely had time to register what had happened before Trixie’s triumphant laughter filled the room.
”I did it! I did it! The Great And Powerful Trixie has mastered yet another secret of the arcane!” she congratulated herself, giddily trotting in place.
”Trixie!” Starlight scolded, turning to face her. ”What did you do to Spike?”
”A nutshot spell!” she replied like that hadn’t been obivous already. ”When he walked in I realized that he had the two poles for focusing electricity right there between his legs. From there everything just clicked! NUTSHOT!” she yelled again, zapping her horn at Spike who wailed again in renewed agony as he writhed in pain clutching his balls.
”AAAUGH! Make it stop! Make it sto-o-op!” he begged, rocking back and forth with tears flowing down his face. Starlight watched in shock as the little dragon curled up in pain, before turning to face Trixie and stomping her hoof down.
”Trixie! Stop busting Spike’s balls!” she demanded.
”Relax Glim Glam, it just smarts a bit.” Trixie waved her off. ”I kick him there all the time. He’ll be fine!”
”Trixie!” Starlight repeated angrily.
”Oh fine.” Trixie ceded. ”You want me to get some ice for him?” she asked not too enthusiastically.
”Yes, that would be nice thank you.” Starlight said bluntly as she moved on to comfort the shuddering little dragon.
Trixie trotted out the door, but before closing it peeked into the room one more time. ”NUTSHOT!” she yelled, making both Starlight and Spike jump in shock as they expected her to zap his poor dragonballs once again. ”Hahaha! Just kidding!” Trixie laughed, closing the door before Starlight could scold her again.
Trixie walked along the castle corridor, her head filled with visions of ponies cheering her newfound powers. The Great And Powerful Trixie challenging the strongest stallion in Equestria. The Great and Powerful Trixie singlehoofedly defeating Ursa Minor. No, she could take on an Ursa Major! Her daydream about electrocuting the cosmic bear’s house-sized testicles was interrupted as she suddenly found herself outside the castle. ”I must have walked right past the kitchen. Oh well, I’m sure Glimmer can take care of Spike’s nuts herself.” she thought, giddily trotting off to try her new spell on some real stallions.
It didn’t take long for her to spot a tan, brown-maned stallion casually walking along the street. Trixie could barely contain her excitement as she trotted up behind him, licking her lips as she admired his plump testicles jiggling along his hoofsteps. Like a cat pouncing on its prey, Trixie charged up her horn and aimed down, savoring the moment with a big grin on her face. ”NUTSHOT!”
As if struck by lightning, the stallion jumped in the air with a bloodcurdling high-pitched scream, falling right down and collapsing like he’d forgotten how to use his legs. His eyes bulged, his forehooves shot down to cradle his nuts, and every muscle on his face scrunched in a display of complete and utter agony. Trixie stood above the prone stallion, giggling with glee as she admired her hoofwork.
”This is amazing! Feel the power of The Great And Powerful Trixie!” she cheered, standing up on her hind legs and striking a triumphant pose. The stallion at her hooves could only make pained grunts and gasps as he struggled not to vomit, barely managing to gaze up at the mare looming over him. Before he could ask why, she’d turned tail and ran away, leaving him alone to deal with his aching balls.
Trixie’s heart raced with excitement. She had never felt this great and poweful in her life, and she couldn’t wait to find more stallions to show it to. She didn’t have to wait long before she spotted a grey stallion chatting with another stallion running a vegetable stand, his invitingly plump package conveniently exposed. She didn’t waste time, zapping both him and the vendor in rapid succession.
”Nutshot! Nutshot!” she called as the two beams of magic struck the ponies, accompanied by two screams of pain as they fell on the ground clutching their stallionhoods. Trixie beamed with joy as the oh-so-powerful stallions moaned helplessly on the ground, completely incapacitated by her strikes to their testicles. From the corner of her eye she noticed yet another stallion waching the scene with his mouth agape, but before he could run away Trixie blasted him too. ”Nutshot!” The witness screamed out as his legs buckled from underneat him, Trixie laughing triumphantly as yet another pair of testicles got to feel her might.
With three stallions down and moaning in agony, Trixie’s confidence kept soaring to new heights. She sprinted away again, turning a corner and almost bumping into a handsome tan stallion heading to investigate the source of the screams. Without missing a beat she zapped him with a triumphant ”Nutshot!", earning a surprisingly girlish scream as the muscular stallion collapsed at her hooves. She hadn’t even intended to stop after zapping him, but the hilarious contrast of his voice and his manly appearance caught her off guard and she burst into laughter.
”Hahaha, what a scream! The Great And Powerful Trixie wants to hear that again! Nutshot!” she laughed, zapping his balls once more. He screamed like a filly, his entire body tense as he tried in vain to protect his balls from the mare’s magical attacks. ”Nutshot! Nutshot! Nutshot!” Trixie called over and over again, watching the mighty stallion scream and spasm helplessly each time she zapped his testicles.
”Trixie!” came an angry yell from somewhere behind her.
Without thinking, Trixie spun around with a ”Nutshot!”, zapping the intruding pony with her greatest weapon. To her horror, the purple mare just stared right at her completely unphazed. To her further horror, the mare in question happened to be Starlight Glimmer, looking angrier than Trixie had ever seen her before.
”What the hay have you been doing?!” Glimmer demanded angrily as she trotted up to her mischievous friend. ”I waited for you to bring Spike some ice, but instead I find you here molesting stallions!”
”Well he did recover without my help, didn’t he?” Trixie said to calm her down. Unsurprisingly this had the completely opposite effect on the already fuming unicorn.
”That’s not the point!” Starlight shouted. ”Do you have any idea how much trouble you’re in? You’d better start apologizing to these poor stallions-”
Her tirade was interrupted by a smoke bomb going off, leaving her coughing as Trixie fled the scene. Trixie knew she was already in trouble, so she wanted to enjoy her freedom before Starlight would inevitably sit her down and give her a long lecture about magic and responsibility. Fleeing at full gallop, she headed straight toward the town center to find as many stallions as possible.
She was in luck too, as the town square was positively crowded. Darting and weaving between mares, her heart raced as she sniped out any stallions she found, the mares watching in confused horror as the stallions among them suddenly started falling down, screaming and clutching their balls. ”Nutshot Nutshot Nutshot! Nutshot! Nutshot Nutshot!...”
Panting heavily from exhaustion and excitement, Trixie scanned through the now panicking crowd with predatory gleam in her eyes. That’s when she saw him, a yak with the biggest pair of balls she had ever seen, and the perfect targets for her grand finale. Determined to put all the energy she could into hitting that gorgerous pair, she started charging up her horn. ”NUUT...”
”There she is, stop her!” Starlight Glimmer’s voice rang out. Even the yak perked up at her warning, but it didn’t matter. Trixie was sure seeing his face as she zapped his balls would be priceless even if he did see it coming.
”...SHOOT!” she shouted, firing off the spell in a bright beam of energy.
”Noo!” Starlight shouted, throwing herself into the spells way. She barely missed, the beam whizzing narrowly between her legs before she flopped uselessly to the ground.
”NOO!” shouted another, distinctly male voice. Right before the beam hit the yak, Shining Armor emerged from the crowd and leaped in its way, taking the full force of the glast right in his groin. His ear-splitting scream of pain rang out across Ponyville, his body landing in an unelegant heap at the end of his heroic leap. Before Trixie could even think of her next action, several royal guards had leaped on top of her, pinning her down and knocking her out.
”Trixie?” a familiar voice asked. ”Are you awake?”
Trixie slowly regained her consciousness, looking at the grey stone floor beneath her. She tried to stand up, but found herself shackled onto a weird bench-like thing. She lifted her head groggily, looking around and finding herself in what appeared to be a dungeon cell, surrounded by Starlight Glimmer, Twilight Sparkle and countless other ponies. Even Spike was there, carrying a step stool for some odd reason.
”Trixie, I presume you know why you’re here.” Twilight said, trying to sound official and levitating a stack of notes in front of her.
”I guess I went a bit... nuts?” Trixie said with a sheepish smile. Twilight couldn’t help snickering at the pun, but the disgruntled grumbling around the room was pretty much the opposite of laughter.
”That’s one way of putting it.” Twilight replied, trying to regain her composure. ”In any case, your rampage caused havoc all around ponyville, and would likely have shattered our newfound alliance with the yaks if it weren’t for the fast thinking and self-sacrificing courage of Shining Armor.
Trixie turned her head to look for him, finding him standing with his rear legs apart and scowling angrily at her. She couldn’t help but burst into laughter at how undignified the captain of the guard looked with his balls so obviously tender. He only scowled harder in return.
”Anyway!” Twilight said to interrupt Trixie’s laughing fit and move on with her notes. ”While your crimes do warrant a punishment, we have come to the unanimous agreement that it is better to instead let you make up for the pain and inconvenience you’ve caused.”
There was a murmur of agreement as the stallions nodded to each other, and Twilight continued with her verdict. ”Therefore, to make up for for all the testicular discomfort you’ve caused, you shall be held here for one month, servicing the offended parties in any ways they deem necessary to help with their recovery. Gentlecolts, she’s all yours!”
Twilight turned and left, followed shortly by Starlight Glimmer after she gave one more disappointed sigh at Trixie, shaking her head. Trixie tried to plead after her, but the circle of now grinning stallions quickly blocked her view as they started closing in around her.
”Welp, I’m fucked!” Trixie gulped. And then she was.
The End
Author's Note
There, the new record on stallions busted in a single story!
How did you like it? Once again, I really appreciate any comments and feedback you may offer, as hearing about people enjoying my works is the best reward I could ask for. I promise to be more active about responding too - the last place I wrote frowned upon authors discussing their own works but Fimfiction seems much more friendly.
