Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 85

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Things to maybe call Tia (add to bottom of main list):

  • Sunscreen - already used, but it’s cute
  • Ivory Eye Candy
  • Vanilla Valentine - probably not; doesn’t work with Hearts and Hooves
  • Tiananmen Square - she won’t get it

Things to probably not call Tia:

  • Incelestia - 900% sure it doesn’t apply
  • Summer Sun Celibate - same^
  • Princess in the front, ghetto in the back
  • Snow White and her seven asses - lol no

Things to call Tia’s butt:

  • Royal Rump/Rear
  • Booty with a Cutie
  • Mounds of Moria (MoreTia?)
  • Flaming Ball of Ass - probably not
  • Cake Storage
  • Palest Posterior - eh
  • Superior Posterior - less eh
  • Alabaster Ass
  • Gluteus Maximus Maximus (v1)
  • Maximus Gluteus Maximus (v2)
  • Dairy Derrière - also eh
  • Milky Money Maker
  • Land of Milk and Honey (milk and flour?)
  • Booty Blast from the Past - because she’s old; maybe don’t use
  • Omnibutt
  • Holy Hindquarters
  • Booty of the Colossus

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