Dear Princess Sunbutt

Hey Celestia,

We’re gonna hold off on that trip to the Mage’s Tower for a bit. Stupid is in the hospital right now because he tried eating raw cashews. What a dumbass.

Twi is practically foaming at the mouth to start her ~~experiments~~ research, so I’m having Trixie keep her busy for now. Once Stupid is feeling k, we’ll head out. Doc said it shouldn’t take more than a day or two.

Stupid says he’s fine with being a lab rat for the Elements of BGL, so there’s no problem there.

Love, Anon

P.S. - I did my best to talk him into a new name, but the little guy just loves being called Stupid. Oh well. At least I tried.