Dear Princess Sunbutt

Dearest Celestia,

After an extended conversation with your ~~thugs~~ ~~professional thieves~~ ~~dumb idiots~~ Accounting department, I have been miraculously cured of my condition. I can now pay my horse taxes unhindered. However, since I’m low on funds at the moment, Twilight will be footing the bill until I can pay her back.

Love, Anon

P.S. - I’ve shut down my business, Anon’s Weird Plants, Erotic Novels, & Ink Sketches Emporium, so I will be receiving no future income. Your horse tax collectors can’t steal my money if I don’t have any. Checkmate.