Dear Princess White Hot Tamale,

Today I learned that turning an apple into an orange is not a good counterpoint when someone says you’re comparing apples to oranges. It doesn’t make you right, it just makes you an asshole.

I also learned that you can turn apples into oranges, but not the other way around. I will experiment more with this and probably cause some weird magical fruit singularity.

Your living algorithm,
Twizzlers

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