Dear Princess Sunbutt

Poems are dumb
Purple is too
You put up with me
So this is for you

To tell you the truth
You’re more than just k
You’re better than coffee
You light up my day

Voice of an angel
Sweeter than pie
Booty like an onion
Make a grown man cry

Wherever I go
I’m thinking of you
Except in the bathroom
Cause that’s where I poo

Happy Valentine’s Day, Sunbutt
Love, Anon