Dear Princess 1 of 2.5,

Today I learned that music theory is not the same as actual music. Even more so, I learned I have no musical talent whatsoever.* From now on, I’ll be leaving that to those with the appropriate ass tattoos.

Your former rapper,
T-Wank (feat. Deese Nuhtz)

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* Not entirely true. I heard her burp the alphabet once.

Love, Anon

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