Dear Princess Sunbutt

Dear Princess Day Mare,

Today I learned that shoving your hoof into someone’s mouth is not a good way to prove you aren’t “salty”* about getting completely and utterly annihilated in Horse Monopoly.

Your third house on Park Place,
Saltlick Sparkle

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* She was so salty I had to get an IV drip to rehydrate myself.

Love, Anon