We Finally Did It

by Rated Ponystar

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Smolder, Random, Sandbar, Gallus, Young Six, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Ocellus, Comedy
Length: 1927

Sandbar tells his best friends that he and Yona finally did it, but they take it the wrong way

Yona and Sandbar have been going steady for about 3 months now, and all their other friends find it cute. However, maybe they've gone too fast in this relationship when Sandbar tells them they've done... IT!

Thanks to Darth Link 22 and CrackedInkWell for helping edit this.

Published 2019-09-28 16:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-09-28 16:30:01 UTC

Wait, "It"?!

If there was one thing every creature loved about the weekend, it was a time to relax and have fun. Lessons had been heavy with homework and projects, due to the second semester almost ending, but one of the benefits of having friends was helping each other out to get it done faster. Of course, most of that was thanks to the bookworm changeling known as Ocellus, but the others pitched in as well. Even Gallus and Smolder, after they were done griping about it.

With the last of their assignments over, the group agreed to do some fun in the sun after their last lesson on Friday. Sadly, a storm from the Everfree Forest put a damper on that.

“This. Sucks.” Gallus said, placing his jack of spades on the pile in front of him. With nothing else to do, the group was forced to stay indoors in Gallus and Sandbar’s dorm room playing cards. “I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that this is the fourth game I’m losing or that I’m bored to death.”

“Oh suck it up,” Smolder replied, smiling as she took in the biggest pile of chips yet. “Wish these were jewels. I’d have enough to eat for a week with the pile I’m building up.”

“I still wish we played Monopoly,” Ocellus replied, shuffling the cards with her magic.

“Oh no,” Gallus said, shaking his head and holding up his talons. “Last time we played that, Yona actually thought she owned The Royal Castle and tried to kick the Princesses out while moving her entire village in. That was just utter chaos and I’m still picking wool out of my feathers.”

“Speaking of which, where’s Yona and Sandbar?” Silverstream asked, flying in with a plate of freshly made cupcakes.

Snickering, Smolder helped herself before taking a big bite. “Knowing those two...” she swallowed a bit chunk. “They’re hugging it out while nuzzling each other's neck like the love stuck puppies they are.”

The four couldn’t help but smile at the fact it had been three months since their two friends got together. Everyone was surprised when Sandbar and Yona announced they were going steady instead of just a single date night at the dance, but they were all happy for them nonetheless. The two could often be seen nuzzling each other, winking, and even going out for lunch or dinner on the weekends. It was adorable, even if it got a bit silly sometimes.

“Remember when Yona tried knitting some winter clothes for Sandbar?” Silverstream, giggling.

“How could I forget,” Smolder laughed. “She made the turtleneck as long as an ostrich and the rear end of the pants so tight he moved around like he had to use the bathroom all day! Ha!”

“But he still called it the best gift ever, dawww,” Ocellus squealed with delight. “Just feeling the love from them makes my heart aflutter.”

“Wishing you got a special changeling or something?” Gallus asked, smirking with his eyebrows up.

Blushing, Ocellus rubbed the back of her head. “Well, I wouldn’t mind finding somecreature...”

“Oh, I want a special somecreature too!” Silverstream cried out with excitement. “Someone strong, funny, handsome, and can help me get a big family!”

“Woah there, Silvey. Get past first base before you start thinking that far,” Gallus said, snickering.

“But I’m not playing baseball? I’m playing cards,” Silverstream pointed out.

“Figure of speech, Silver. A figure of speech. I’m getting you a book on such sentences on your birthday...” Gallus muttered as he looked at his cards. However, before they could begin, the door opened and in popped Sandbar looking tired and sweaty, but smiling like he won the lottery. “Well, speak of the devil. Look who has finally arrived.”

“Hey guys,” Sandbar greeted as he went over to the group, sat down and took a cupcake in his mouth. “Mmmm, that’s good. All that hard work really puts up an appetite.”

“Where’s Yona?” Smolder asked, placing a card down.

“She’ll be here soon. She’s just recovering,” Sandbar answered, finishing his cupcake.

“Recovering from what?” Smolder asked again, eyebrow raised.

“Oh, we just finally, did it.”

There was a long silence as a confused Sandbar tilted his head upon the looks he was getting. All four of his friends were staring at him with wide eyes and jaws wide open. Gallus dropped his cards in shock while blushing as Smolder suddenly slapped herself to make sure she was hearing right. Ocellus had turned bright red to the point that she was almost as red as an apple while Silverstream had crumbs from her half-eaten cupcake drop from her mouth.

“Um, what?” Sandbar asked, his eyebrow raised.

Gallus shook his head and rushed towards his friend, gripping his shoulders. “Wait a minute! When you said you two finally did it, you mean you did... it?! That kind of... it?!”

“Uh, yeah? We’ve been preparing for weeks, but after a lot of preparation,” Smolder held her hands to her mouth to prevent her from laughing but Sandbar ignored her, “we decided to do it.”

“But... but... You...” Ocellus looked ready to burst like a volcano before she walked over to a nearby sink and started drinking from it, to calm down.

“Dude... like... seriously? Since when did you two decide this?” Gallus asked in awe.

“About two weeks ago,” Sandbar replied, shrugging. “Yona thought it was time we finally finished what we started. Sure it took us a while, but we finally mastered it today.”

“How do you master?” Silverstream just muttered to herself before shaking her head. “But what about the consequences?!”

“Consequences?” Sandbar asked, rubbing his chin. “Well, I guess there was a problem with Yona being bigger than me. But it’s not about your size, but how you move after all when you're in the action.”

“Oh, sweet tap-dancing Thorax help me...” Ocellus whispered, covering her ears while Smolder started laughing as hard as she could.

“But I meant... what if... what if she uh...” Silverstream tried to say, her talons poking each other as she tried to come up with the right word.

“Well, he is a pony and she is a yak. I don’t think they have to worry about... little surprises,” Gallus said, pointing out the obvious biological differences. He then turned to Sandbar. “You did use protection, right?”

“Of course, last time Yona really went at it and we both got hurt. I was sore all day!” This made the others rear back a bit but Sandbar didn’t notice. “But after some precautions, we were able to make it work really well.”

“H-How well? How well was she?!” Smolder asked, unable to help herself as she struggled to stay sitting still.

“What are you, a perv?” Silverstream hissed silently.

“Shut up, this is good,” Smolder replied.

“Oh, it was great. Yona was an absolute beast. The way she moved, and flipped, and stomped. I’m surprised you couldn’t hear us from here,” Sandbar answered with a smile, making the others blush again from the... images that were appearing in their heads. “Of course, I was no slouch myself. I asked my Dad how he was able to do it with Mom and he taught me a few moves. Yona was laughing with joy as I lead us straight into the climax at the end.”

“I bet she was...” Gallus whispered with a whistle.

“But aren’t you both a bit... young?!” Ocellus shouted, fluttering in the air with sweat beating down her neck. “I mean, you’re both still around fifteen-years-old! I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think that’s way too young to be doing this!”

“Not really,” Sandbar shrugged, “I mean, Professor Rarity was doing it our age. She even helped us out during our practice sessions.”

A much longer and more uncomfortable silence went on as instead of red, the four were starting to turn green. Ocellus had enough and soon was puking in a trashcan while Silverstream looked ready to faint. Smolder finally stopped laughing and stared at Sandbar like he had grown two heads while Gallus was thinking about where he could find the nearest professional authorities.

“Of course, she’s much better than Princess Twilight. I heard she did it once with Princess Celestia and she’d messed up so bad that she was all but forbidden on doing it again with her,” Sandbar pointed out.

That was the moment all four of them looked at each other with pale white faces. Thoughts of quickly running away from Equestria forever started to form in their minds while trying to convince their leaders not to do anything anymore with the ponies. They might have been cute and friendly on the outside, but clearly their society was deviant to allow such immoral actions.

“Hey, you guys should join in too. I think the six of us can-”

“NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!” shouted Ocellus, finally having enough as she grabbed Sandbar by the chest and shook his body. “We. Are. Not. Having. An. Orgy! I don’t know what kind of sick and twisted things you ponies do here, but I am not going to have my inner purity be taken away because you guys are a bunch of sex freaks!”

Sandbar pushed her away and stared at Ocellus like she was insane. “I- What?! What are you talking about?! Orgies?! Sex?! What brought this up?!”

“Uh, you and Yona, duh?!” Smolder shouted. “You were just telling us how awesome you two had it in bed together?!”

“What? No! What are you talking about?! I was talking about our dancing!” Sandbar shouted, turning bright red.

“... Huh?” The four asked.

“Yeah, after the dance, Yona and I decided to try to get better at dancing together. Professor Rarity has been helping us and we finally finished our routine. We plan on entering a contest to try it out,” Sandbar then raised his eyebrows. “You seriously thought me and Yona had just had sex? We haven't even kissed yet!”

“Oh, thank goodness,” Ocellus sighed in relief as did everyone else. “For a second, I thought...”

“I think... maybe we all need a break...” Silverstream said, slowly exiting the room.

“Yeah, I need a shower or ten...” Smolder replied, exiting as well while still being red in the cheeks.

“I’m going to read a book... a nice long and calm book...” Ocellus muttered, following her friends.

When it was just Sandbar and Gallus, the two just looked at each other in silence before Gallus asked, “What? I sleep here.”

“Ugh, I’m going to find Yona and take her outside on a date, even if it is raining. You can think your perverted thoughts to yourself,” Sandbar grumbled as he exited the dorm room and slam the door behind him.

Gallus stood there alone, in his dorm room, before rushing over to his desk, opening a hidden drawer, and pulled out his big black book of ideas. Grinning, he took a pen and started writing while muttering to himself, “The Dance of Stormy Passion By Bluefeather G. ‘It was a dark and stormy night as the Prince Waterline, ruler of the Pony Ocean Kingdoms, secretly met his lover, the Ice Yak Princess Yuna, under the cover of night. Little did they know that at long last, their forbidden romance was going to turn hot as their loins began to dance against each other…’”

Author's Note

I had this idea in my head that kept telling me to make this and make this so I finally did it.