Jackass: Equestriaby BurningDownAForestChaptersLosing the FarmStampedeGetting PaybackUp in FlamesElectric AvenueWhere Did You Find a Shopping Cart?Losing the FarmJackass: Equestria Losing the Farm "Where's Applejack?" Twilight Sparkle asked worriedly upon entering Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie had invited all of her friends for the event, the purple unicorn found it odd when she scanned the room and didn't find Applejack amongst her friends. "Oh, hey Twilight!" Pinkie Pie replied with a smile, happy to see her friend had made it to one of her famous parties. "I don't know where AJ is, she said she would be here after taking care of a few things." "That's odd, she's never late..." The rest of her friends realized she had arrived and greeted her warmly. "Hey Twi, what's up?" Rainbow Dash said with a smile, hovering above the rest of the mane six as usual. "Just looking for Applejack." Twilight replied as she walked over to the table her friends were sitting at. "Huh, I just realized that. You guys know where AJ is?" Dash asked, turning to the rest of the group. Rarity and Fluttershy exchanged nervous glances. "I'm afraid not, think she might be in trouble?" Rarity asked, turning to Twilight. Suddenly, the earth pony being discussed burst through the door of Sugar Cube Corner, causing her friends to flinch and quickly look in her direction. "Applejack!" Twilight said, happy to have found her friend. The purple unicorn quickly noticed Applejack's expression. "AJ, have you been crying?" She asked worriedly. The orange earth pony continued to sob for a few moments before looking up towards her friends. "We're losing the farm." She said softly. Rainbow Dash leaned close to Rarity. "That's like, the 5th time this month!" She said in a hushed tone to the white unicorn. Rarity shot her a quick glare and walked over to her crying friend. "Come now darling, just tell us what happened." She said, walking her friend over to their table. 10 minutes and 43 seconds later. "...This seasons' harvest just didn't do to well. I couldn't pay the dues and they're gonna take the farm if ah don't get the money by next month!" Applejack said, summing up a ten minute explanation. "Applejack, that's awful!" Twilight said, putting a hoof on her friend's shoulder in an attempt to calm her. "Ah know, and there aint' no way for me to raise the money." A thought quickly manifested itself in Rainbow Dash's mind. "Guys." She said excitedly. All of her friends looked up to the spot she was floating and listened attentively. "I have an idea, but it's kinda risky." The rainbow maned mare said. "Ah'll do anything to keep the farm." AJ pleaded. "Alright." Dash said raising an eyebrow. "Have you guys ever seen Jackass?" * * * "You're suggesting WE do that?!" Twilight asked as the show ended. "Well, yeah. What's the big deal? Those guys make a shitload of money!" Rainbow Dash said in her defense. "What did you just say?" The purple mare asked, shocked at her choice of language. "They make a shitload of money?" "Why are you talking like that?!" "Talking like what?" "With the bad words and stuff." "Well c'mon, they do it on the show and they're pretty fuckin' cool, I mean... shit." Rainbow Dash said, crossing her forelegs as she hovered above the couch. Twilight was speechless. If this show had turned her friend into a profanity-using punk, she would have no part in making a parody of it. "No way." Twilight said. "Well how else are we going to make the money?!" Dash asked angrily. "Oh, we could have a bake sale, or have a big party and sell tickets, or-" Pinkie Pie said. The cyan pegasus put her hoof over the mouth of the pink pony, promptly cutting her off. "Those all sounded like great ideas." Rarity said. "Yeah, but those are boring!" Dash said, her hoof still over Pinkie's mouth. The pink earth pony payed no mind and simply continued talking, her voice muffled by Dash's hoof. "They may be boring but at least they aren't dangerous." "For fucks sake..." Dash said with a sigh. "Will you stop talking like that?!" Twilight quickly said, shooting a glare towards her friend. "Why don't you fu-" "Girls!" Applejack shouted. Everypony in the room instantly stopped and looked towards the orange earth pony. "A bake sale would take to much time, and a party that would raise enough money would take months ta plan." She said. She sighed after a few moments. "Ah know it sounds crazy but maybe we should give it a shot..." StampedeStampede "So how much did they charge you?" Rainbow Dash asked as her and her friends exited the hospital. Spike had since then resumed filming, but none of them payed much mind to it. "It's awful, 2,000 fucking bits!" Rarity shouted as the six friends made their way into town. Everypony, including Rainbow Dash was taken back by the sudden outburst. Twilight simply face-hoofed. "Wow, that's umm.. a lot" Fluttershy said, her wounds now healed. Rarity, however, was covered in bandages and had a cast on her right foreleg. "Tell me about it..." "Alright, well girls, let's meet at AJ's farm in about a half an hour. I've already planned our next stunt!" Rainbow Dash said proudly. Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Rarity just got out of the hospital, don't you think we should wait?" She asked, glancing towards her injured friend. "Nope!" Rainbow replied with a smile before flying off. Twilight sighed loudly and continued down the road. "Alright, let's go..." * * * At the specified time, the rest of the elements arrived at Apple Jack's farm. Rainbow Dash quickly noticed and signaled for them to come over. The cyan pegasus was waiting next to a pen with a large herd of cows waiting inside. Her friends obliged, but to their surprise, another pony was standing there as well. "Mac? What in tarnation are you doin' here?" Apple Jack asked, noticing her brother. "He's helping out with the next stunt." Rainbow said smiling widely. "Eyup." Mac said with a blank expression Twilight examined the surroundings and the cows for a moment. "What are we doing here?" The purple unicorn asked, raising an eyebrow. Rainbow Dash glanced towards the cows and then towards Fluttershy. "Fluttershy, you're running camera on this one. Don't fuck it up." She said in a slightly harsh tone. The shy yellow pegasus bowed her head and hid behind her mane. "OK..." she said softly, slightly hurt by her friend's words. Rainbow Dash swiftly spread her wings and flew over to the front of the pen, then motioned for her friends to come over, which they hesitantly obliged to, while Spike gave Fluttershy the camera and showed her how to use it. "Alright, Fluttershy you ready?!" Dash shouted. The pegasus nodded and Dash looked back towards Big Macintosh. "Mac, ready?" "Eyup." With that, Rainbow Dash looked into the camera. "I'm Rainbow Dash," She shouted, quickly glancing devilishly to her friends. "And this is the Stampede Run!" "WHAT?!" Twilight shouted, terrified. Before an explanation could be made, Mac slapped the rear of the nearest cow and the stampede promptly began. As the cows charged, the gate to the pen buckled and was knocked off it's hinges as the deadly group advanced towards Rainbow Dash and her friends. "HOLY SHIT, RUN!" Rainbow Dash shouted. The five friends instantly took off, sprinting away from the rampaging stampede. After a few steps, Rarity instantly fell, due to the nature of her injuries. "Oh no! Nonononononononono! FUCK!" She shouted as the stampede neared her. In an instant, she was swept under the raging hooves of the stampede. After a few minutes of vicious trampling, the white unicorn was spit out of the stampede in a mangled mess. "Oh, my..." Fluttershy said, still filming the event. The yellow pegasus continued filming the rest of her friends, not wanting to upset Dash. Spike quickly rushed to Rarity's side. "Oh my gosh! Rarity, are you OK?!" He asked, terrified. After a few coughs of blood, Rarity opened her eyes. Spike quickly noticed the look of rage embedded in them. "I'm sooooo going to kill that bitch." She said grimly. * * * As the stampede continued, the distance between the ponies and cows soon became shorter. "It's no use, they're too fast!" Applejack said worriedly. "C'mon keep running!" Rainbow Dash said, laughing hysterically. "Dash, this isn't funny! Pinkie is about to die of exhaustion!"Twilight said, glancing over to her pink friend. Pinkie Pie was gasping for air and sweating profusely as her pace slowed. "PINKIE!" Twilight shouted as she fell behind. The pink pony was quickly swept up into the herd of angry cows and tossed around them like a rag-doll. "WHAT IN THE FUCK?!" Applejack shouted, witnessing the horrid sight. "Holy shit!" Rainbow Dash said her mouth agape. At that moment, Twilight tripped on a nearby conveniently-placed rock and was swept up into the stampede as well. "Rainbow, c'mon! This aint' funny anymore!" Applejack shouted over the roar of hooves. "What are you talking about?! This is-" Rainbow replied, quickly noticing the sight before here. Without another word, the rainbow maned pegasus spread her wings and flew up above the stampede. "Why on earth-?" Applejack said, annoyed. She quickly realized that the ground beneath her had disappeared. Looking down, the orange earth pony noticed she had walked right off of a small cliff. As she fell to the grass below, so did all the cows, crushing her one after another. "FLUTTERSHY TURN IT OFF!" Rainbow Screamed. The yellow pegasus was too shocked to hear her words and stared, awestruck at the massive amount of cows piled on top of her friend. Rainbow Dash briskly flew over to her friend and knocked the camera out of her hooves. It landed on the ground with a- Getting PaybackGetting Payback Pinkie Pie had stolen the camera a few hours ago, when she began devising a plan to get back at Rainbow Dash. She trotted to the bathroom and set it on a shelf across from the toilet, where it was slightly hidden. After making sure it was gone, she leaned down in front of it and stared into the lens. "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm going to be kicking Dashie's ass all day today." She said with a sinister smile. After she had finished the introduction, Pinkie darted out of the room, leaving the camera on. Several minutes later, Rainbow Dash walked into the bathroom holding an newspaper under her wing, and shut the door. Not noticing the camera, she took a seat on the toilet. Seconds later, Pinkie kicked open the door to the bathroom, hitting it against the cyan pegasus. "Ah, Pinkie! What the fuck?!" Rainbow screamed. Without another word, the pink earth pony unleashed a lengthy barrage of slaps and punches onto her. The pegasus tried to put up her hooves to defend, but the hit's just kept on coming. "Pinkie! STOP!" Dash shouted. After a few more slaps, Pinkie ripped the newspaper from her forelegs and ripped it in half, stuffing both pieces back into her face. A few more hits later, Dash fell off of the toilet and fell to the linoleum floor. "PINKIE!" Pinkie Pie knew the damage was done and sprinted out of the door. Dumbfounded, Dash returned to her seat on the toilet and looked around with a confused expression. "Pinkie?!" She shouted, leaning out of the doorway. No answer. "What the hell," Dash said, trying to piece together her newspaper. "You're actin' crazy out there..." * * * "Spike, over here." Pinkie said, motioning with her hoof. Spike nodded, activated the camera and made his way to the pink pony. With another point, Spike aimed the camera into a small doorway to another bathroom where Dash was straightening her mane. Pinkie kicked open the door again and charged in. "Ah! Pinkie what the-?!" Dash screamed, but was cut off by another parade of slaps. Spike simply continued filming as the cyan pegasus fell to the ground, still being slapped profusely. After Pinkie thought she had done enough damage, she reached for the mane-straightener and threw it down on the ground, sending pieces flying in every direction. "PINKIE! Celestia-damnit, STOP!" Dashie screamed, still reeling from the pain of a million slaps. The pink earth pony motioned for Spike to follow as the two made their escape. * * * Yet another time, Pinkie set up the camera in a hidden location. This time, in Rainbow Dash's living room. Pinkie Pie was hiding behind the couch with an extremely large leaf blower. Minutes later, Dash entered her home with a smile, carrying saddlebags full of groceries. Upon hearing the front door open, Pinkie leaped up from behind the couch and pulled the throttle on the machine, causing the pegasus to stumble backwards as food from the saddlebags flew around the room. "FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Rainbow shouted over the roar of the device. Pinkie only pulled the throttle harder, causing Rainbow Dash to somersault backwards and out of her house. While rainbow moaned in pain on the ground, Pinkie picked up a bag of carrots and threw it in Rainbow's face. "Take a carrot, BITCH." She said with a laugh. "Fuck you Pinkie..." Dash said exhausted. "Oh, hang on." Pinkie said, running back into the house. "Pinkie what are you? OH FUCK. NOnononono-" Dashie said, but was promptly cut off by a large leaf blower colliding with her face. * * * "Are you sure we should do this?" Twilight asked as Pinkie hoofed her an electric shaver. "Hell yeah, she deserves it." The pink earth pony said with a sinister grin. Twilight shrugged, knowing she definitely did deserve it. Without another word, Twilight levitated the camera and shaver, putting the camera behind the shaver so only the tip of it could be seen. The purple unicorn found her target and slowly began to approach the cyan pegasus. [Dun-dun dun-dun. Dun-dun......](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4) The shaver collided with Rainbow Dash's mane, taking off a considerable amount of it. The mare immediately jolted forward and onto her hooves, turning back to see the shaver assassin. "Yeah, that's right BITCH!" Twilight shouted, throwing the shaver in the face of her friend. Rainbow raised an eyebrow as she felt the back of her mane. "Oh my..." The purple unicorn said. What is happening to us? She thought. Up in FlamesUp in Flames "I just got out of the hospital, and you wanna' do this?!" Applejack asked angrily. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and looked to Twilight. "I told you Ms. No-Legs would be too much of a wuss..." She said, causing Twilight to burst into laughter. Applejack scowled and looked down to the wheelchair she was in. The stampede stunt had caused her to be wheelchair-ridden for the next few months, and now Dash was trying to get her and her friends to do another dangerous stunt. "Just because ahm in this dumbass wheelchair doesn't mean ah can't do y'alls' stupid stunts." The orange earthpony said, annoyed. Rainbow Dash huffed and pointed her hoof to the nearby course she had set up. It was a massive roll-in ramp, leading to a small kicker rap, that led through a small hoop of fire. "Then do it. It's so fucking simple! Just go down the ramp, up the other ramp, and through the fire. Nothing." Rainbow Dash said, the fire from the hoop flickering across her face. Applejack paused and swallowed nervously as she looked at the menacing hoop. "C'mon! I've only got this warehouse for a day!" Dash said angrily, cutting off her friend's thought. [Dun-dun dun-dun. Dun-dun......](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4) At that moment, Pinkie shoved the electric shaver against Rainbow Dash's mane once again, taking off a considerable amount of her rainbow-colored hair. Dash immediately stumbled forward and felt at the lost patch of her mane while Pinkie toppled over with laughter. "Y-You should've seen the stupid-ass look on your face!" Pinkie said, gasping for air as she rolled around laughing. Rainbow scowled at the pink earthpony, but Applejack let out a chuckle and nodded. "Ok, that convinced me, I'll try it out Rainbow..." * * * "Look into the camera Applejack!" Spike shouted as the orange earthpony neared the edge of the ramp. Applejack blinked and took in the height of the roll-in ramp, which was substantially high. "Uh... Ah-Ah'm Applejack, and this is the F-Fire Jump..." She said nervously. "Yeah Applejack!" Twilight shouted, cheering her wheelchair-bound friend. "We... sort of... believe in you!" Rarity said, her voice slightly choked by a cast around her neck. Spike quickly gave AJ the ready signal, and she inched the wheels of her chair closer to the ramp. Almost instantly the slope of the ramp pulled her down, nearly flipping out of the back of the chair at intense speeds. She began to tense-up as the kicker ramp came into view, the flames drawing closer. To her surprise, she floated through the burning hoop and landing softly on the other side of the ramp. "Did she really just...?" Rainbow Dash said, completely dumbfounded that the stunt had actually gone through. Applejack let out a wide smile. "YEEEEEEE-HAW! Who's next?!" She shouted happily. * * * After most of the mares had finished their jumps, only one more shy pegasus remained, Fluttershy. She shakily crawled to the top of the ramp, Scootaloo's scooter at hoof. "I'm still not OK with her using that..." The small orange pegasus said from the bottom of the ramp, clearly annoyed. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Fuck off, You're a chicken." She said nonchalantly. Scootaloo glanced up to her idol, tears welling in her eyes. Rainbow didn't give a fuck. After a few seconds of disbelief, the orange filly trotted away, sobbing vigorously. "I-I don't know about this girls..." Fluttershy said. "Don't be such a little bitch!" Pinkie shouted with a menacing chuckle. Fluttershy sank slightly for a second, tears welling in her eyes. After a moment, she narrowed her eyebrows and assumed a heroic stance. "You're right! I am a little bitch, no more!" Fluttershy said, pride standing strong in her voice. With her new-found pride shining brightly, the pegasus placed one hoof on the board of the scooter and two on the handlebars, using her fourth to kick and pick-up speed. With one swift kick of her leg, she was sent flying down the ramp, screaming hysterically. Unfortunately, as she neared the kicker ramp, the scooter toppled and fell out from beneath her hooves. She instantly smacked her face against the ramp with intense force and continued sliding up it, colliding with the fire-hoop. The shy pegasus was instantly set aflame and screamed in pain as she returned to her hooves and began frantically flailing her limbs in every direction. "HELP! I'M BURNING!" Fluttershy screamed, running around the warehouse. "Shit, did we get a medical team?!" Twilight asked. "N-No..." Rainbow Dash replied, her expression completely terrified. "Hang on Fluttershy, WE'RE COMING!" Pinkie shouted, sprinting towards the flaming pegasus Spike sighed and lowered the camera to his side. "Everytime we film a stunt something has to happen to fuck it up..." He said. Electric AvenueElectric Avenue Several ponies waited on the opposite side of a large, wooden tunnel next to the large red barn on Sweet Apple Acres. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Rarity, Berry Punch, and Bon Bon stood, dressed in striped prison uniforms, while Applejack and Fluttershy stood off to the side, several bandages covering wounds all across their bodies. Rarity whined and pouted slightly. "These stripes are positively dreadful..." she said with a frown. Rainbow Dash and Twilight looked to eachother and rolled their eyes in sync. "This will be a piece of cake. Whatever AJ has planned can't be that bad." Dash said with a chuckle. Bon Bon looked around for a moment before yawning. "When do I get my bits?" she asked in an annoyed tone. "You get your bits when this here stunt is over." Applejack said, examining the tunnel before the striped-shirted ponies. The cream-colored earthpony sighed and rolled her eyes as Applejack turned to Spike, who was holding a small video camera in his claws. "Spike, we ready?" she asked, raising an eyebrow to the purple dragon. Spike chuckled menacingly and gave the orange earthpony in front of him a claws-up as he pressed record. "Hello, I'm Applejack and we're here at Sweet Apple Acres." Applejack said with a wide smile pointing a hoof at the farm behind her. "It's about 3 days after Zap Apple Harvest, and we've saved a couple of over-charged apples for some of our friends." Rainbow Dash quickly perked her head up. "What?!" she asked frantically. Applejack responded by bucking the side of the large tunnel, causing several Zap-Apples to fall, each held by a thin string. Fluttershy and Applejack giggled quietly. "No... No way... We can't run through Zap-Apples, we'll get shocked!" Rainbow said, pointing a hoof to the now-sparking tunnel. "That's the point, numb nuts." Applejack said. "We could really hurt ourselves!" Twilight chimed in. "Yeah!" Pinkie Pie said. "I smell... Cinnamon Rolls..." Berry Punch said, obviously intoxicated. Rarity sighed and face-hoofed. "Who paid Berry Punch to come here?!" Rarity asked, an annoyed tone in her voice. "These girls here are going to run for freedom today." Fluttershy said, looking into the lens of Spike's camera. "This is, Electric Avenue." Applejack said. Rainbow Dash and Twilight looked to each other nervously, while Rarity backed away from the tunnel slowly. "You think we should just...?" Rainbow asked. Twilight nervously jumped around on her hooves in circles for a moment. "I.... Yeah." Twilight replied. With a heavy sigh, Twilight threw herself into the buzzing tunnel, followed closely by Rainbow Dash. Instantly the two were shocked by the sparking apples and were sent to the ground. "Gah, FUCK!" Rainbow shouted, the apples continuously zapping her as she crawled along the ground. Twilight tried to resist the pain and keep charging through, but was stopped as an apple collided with her horn, and sent her reeling backwards. Dash yelped in pain as Twilight stumbled over her and fell to the floor as well. "Twilight!" Dash screamed, still being shocked vigorously by the apples. On the outside of the tunnel, Rarity and Pinkie Pie both took deep breaths, then threw themselves in the tunnel as well, A symphony of pained groans and yelps erupted from the mouth of the tunnel as the Zap-Apples touched against their coats. "Fuck! Just go, GO!" Twilight screamed, shoving Dash forward. The rainbow maned pegasus tried to return to her hooves, but was hit by another apple and crashed head-first into the side of the tunnel. With her out of the way, Twilight sprinted through the rest of the tunnel, tripping at the end. The purple mare came crashing to the ground on her forehead, her horn digging into the ground. The unicorn tried to pull her head free, but it was no use, her horn was intent on staying in the ground. As Pinkie Pie and Rarity reeled in pain and limped through the tunnel, screaming and yelping every time an apple came within a few inches of them, Bon Bon and Berry Punch began their run through. Instantly Berry Punch was sent to the ground, her body jolting violently as the swinging apples swarmed around her. Bon Bon, on the other hoof, sprinted through the course, by-passing Pinkie Pie and Rarity completely. AS soon as she escaped the tunnel however, she collided with the stuck Twilight, and both ponies were sent painfully to the ground. "Oh my sweet Celestia, this fucking kills!" Pinkie screamed as she placed a hoof against the wall for support, inching out of the tunnel sluggishly. Rarity slammed her hoof against the wall and screamed in pain as the apples continued buzzing around her, sending volts through her body. "Who's fucking idea was this?!" she screamed angrily. Eventually, the white unicorn made her way out of the buzzing tunnel and fell limp on the ground just outside. Rainbow Dash breathed heavily, trying to shake her body of the immense pain and exhaustion. Spike moved in close and aimed the camera to the panting pegasus. "How did it feel?" The dragon asked jokingly. "It feels like I just got tazed you little fucker!" Rainbow shouted, trying to knock the camera out of his claws. "Oh my... Oh my Celestia... That was... WHY?! WHY DID WE DO THAT?!" Twilight shouted, propped up against the side of the tunnel. Pinkie Pie sat next to Bon Bon, panting vigorously, her mane frazzled and out of place. "That was the worst. Fucking. Thing. Ever. In the history. Of the world." Pinkie said, stopping to breath throughout the sentence. On the other side of the tunnel, Applejack chuckled with Fluttershy, and raised her hoof to the yellow pegasus. Shy met it with a sharp crack! "I'd say that was pretty successful." Applejack said with a chuckle. "Quite." Fluttershy replied. Where Did You Find a Shopping Cart?Where Did You Find a Shopping Cart? "OK Spike, is it working?" Twilight asked. The small purple dragon fumbled with the camera for a moment before finally seeing a small record symbol at the top right of the view finder. "Uhhh, I think so." He replied, aiming it towards Twilight. She quickly glanced into the lens and held a stern expression. "For the record. I am not OK with any of this." She said. A few seconds later, Rainbow Dash appeared over the hill, pulling a large metal box with wheels. "Rainbow, what in tarnation is that?" Applejack asked. "It's a shopping cart, they use it on the show all the time!" Dash said proudly. "Where did you find a shopping cart?" Rarity asked puzzled. "Nevermind that." Dash said, glancing towards Spike. "Yo, Spike. You get that shit workin'?" She asked in her toughest voice possible. Twilight facehoofed and Spike replied with a claws up. "Alright well, who wants to do the first stunt?" the pegasus asked, turning to the rest of her friends. After a few moments of nopony responding, Dash grinned wickedly. "No snout goes!" She shouted, quickly touching her hoof to her snout. All of her friends immediately reacted by shoving their hooves on their noses. All except for one. "Looks like you're up, Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash said with a laugh. "Oh my..." the yellow pegasus replied as soft as possible. * * * After a few moments, Dash had secured the trembling yellow pegasus into the shopping cart. "Uhm, I don't feel to safe about this." She said quietly. "It'll be fine." Dash said pointing a hoof to the camera. "Alright, now do that introduction I told you about." The cyan pegasus quickly moved out of the shot as Fluttershy hid behind her mane. "Um, I'm Fluttershy, and uhm. this is the Shopping Cart Hill Ride." She said quietly. Rainbow Dash quickly flew at full speed and launched her hooves into the bar of the shopping cart. It made no movement besides flipping over and smashing the pegasus underneath. Her friends instantly gasped as the yellow pony screamed in pain. "Spike shut it off." Dash shouted, reaching for the device as her friends went to help the crying pegasus. Fluttershy sat to the side and held an angry expression, a bandage covered most of her head. "OK, well then." Rainbow Dash said, pointing at her the newest stuntpony. "You're on." She quickly jumped out of the shot. "I'm Rarity and this is the Shopping Cart-" Before the white unicorn could finish, Dash shoved the cart harshly and it flew down the hill at top speed. "Spike, give me that!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she grabbed the camera from the purple. Before he could say anything, Dash flew away in pursuit of the cart. "We should follow them shouldn't we?" Spike asked, turning towards Twilight. "Yep." She replied. The shopping cart darted through town at maximum speeds, crashing through various signs and decorations out side of shops. "Rainbow Dash, you get me out of this contraption THIS INSTANT!" Rarity screamed. The rainbow maned pegasus simply chuckled and continued to film her as she traveled through the town. "LYRA!" The white unicorn shouted as she neared a light green unicorn. In an instant the unicorn was run over by the cart and left lying in the road. "Holy shit!" Rainbow shouted after the cart had run over Lyra. Twilight arrived a few moments later at the scene and saw Lyra looking very unamused and lying on the ground. "Did Rarity and Rainbow Dash just come through here?" the purple unicorn replied. Lyra simply nodded and limped away. A few seconds later a loud shriek was heard form the other side of town. "Oh no..." Twilight said as she continued sprinting towards the scream. "That was gold!" Rainbow Dash said as she neared the crash sight. Rarity had smacked into the side of Town Hall, breaking one of the windows and bending the cart so that she was trapped inside. "Rainbow Dash!" The furious unicorn screamed as she tried to get out of the shopping cart. After a few moments the unicorn squeezed her way out of the cart and fell on the floor. She was covered in bruises and cuts that were bleeding, staining her white coat. A single shard of glass was sticking out of her midsection. As Twilight and the others rounded the corner, they saw the gruesome sight and ran towards her quickly. "Rainbow, wah didn't you help her?!" Applejack asked angrily. The cyan pegasus aimed the camera towards her friends. "I was filming!" "Rainbow, you're such a fucking dick, you know that?!" Rarity screamed. Everypony in the group instantly stared in awe at what she had just said. The white unicorn blushed profusely and laughed nervously. "Oh, terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me." She said.
Losing the FarmJackass: Equestria Losing the Farm "Where's Applejack?" Twilight Sparkle asked worriedly upon entering Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie had invited all of her friends for the event, the purple unicorn found it odd when she scanned the room and didn't find Applejack amongst her friends. "Oh, hey Twilight!" Pinkie Pie replied with a smile, happy to see her friend had made it to one of her famous parties. "I don't know where AJ is, she said she would be here after taking care of a few things." "That's odd, she's never late..." The rest of her friends realized she had arrived and greeted her warmly. "Hey Twi, what's up?" Rainbow Dash said with a smile, hovering above the rest of the mane six as usual. "Just looking for Applejack." Twilight replied as she walked over to the table her friends were sitting at. "Huh, I just realized that. You guys know where AJ is?" Dash asked, turning to the rest of the group. Rarity and Fluttershy exchanged nervous glances. "I'm afraid not, think she might be in trouble?" Rarity asked, turning to Twilight. Suddenly, the earth pony being discussed burst through the door of Sugar Cube Corner, causing her friends to flinch and quickly look in her direction. "Applejack!" Twilight said, happy to have found her friend. The purple unicorn quickly noticed Applejack's expression. "AJ, have you been crying?" She asked worriedly. The orange earth pony continued to sob for a few moments before looking up towards her friends. "We're losing the farm." She said softly. Rainbow Dash leaned close to Rarity. "That's like, the 5th time this month!" She said in a hushed tone to the white unicorn. Rarity shot her a quick glare and walked over to her crying friend. "Come now darling, just tell us what happened." She said, walking her friend over to their table. 10 minutes and 43 seconds later. "...This seasons' harvest just didn't do to well. I couldn't pay the dues and they're gonna take the farm if ah don't get the money by next month!" Applejack said, summing up a ten minute explanation. "Applejack, that's awful!" Twilight said, putting a hoof on her friend's shoulder in an attempt to calm her. "Ah know, and there aint' no way for me to raise the money." A thought quickly manifested itself in Rainbow Dash's mind. "Guys." She said excitedly. All of her friends looked up to the spot she was floating and listened attentively. "I have an idea, but it's kinda risky." The rainbow maned mare said. "Ah'll do anything to keep the farm." AJ pleaded. "Alright." Dash said raising an eyebrow. "Have you guys ever seen Jackass?" * * * "You're suggesting WE do that?!" Twilight asked as the show ended. "Well, yeah. What's the big deal? Those guys make a shitload of money!" Rainbow Dash said in her defense. "What did you just say?" The purple mare asked, shocked at her choice of language. "They make a shitload of money?" "Why are you talking like that?!" "Talking like what?" "With the bad words and stuff." "Well c'mon, they do it on the show and they're pretty fuckin' cool, I mean... shit." Rainbow Dash said, crossing her forelegs as she hovered above the couch. Twilight was speechless. If this show had turned her friend into a profanity-using punk, she would have no part in making a parody of it. "No way." Twilight said. "Well how else are we going to make the money?!" Dash asked angrily. "Oh, we could have a bake sale, or have a big party and sell tickets, or-" Pinkie Pie said. The cyan pegasus put her hoof over the mouth of the pink pony, promptly cutting her off. "Those all sounded like great ideas." Rarity said. "Yeah, but those are boring!" Dash said, her hoof still over Pinkie's mouth. The pink earth pony payed no mind and simply continued talking, her voice muffled by Dash's hoof. "They may be boring but at least they aren't dangerous." "For fucks sake..." Dash said with a sigh. "Will you stop talking like that?!" Twilight quickly said, shooting a glare towards her friend. "Why don't you fu-" "Girls!" Applejack shouted. Everypony in the room instantly stopped and looked towards the orange earth pony. "A bake sale would take to much time, and a party that would raise enough money would take months ta plan." She said. She sighed after a few moments. "Ah know it sounds crazy but maybe we should give it a shot..."
StampedeStampede "So how much did they charge you?" Rainbow Dash asked as her and her friends exited the hospital. Spike had since then resumed filming, but none of them payed much mind to it. "It's awful, 2,000 fucking bits!" Rarity shouted as the six friends made their way into town. Everypony, including Rainbow Dash was taken back by the sudden outburst. Twilight simply face-hoofed. "Wow, that's umm.. a lot" Fluttershy said, her wounds now healed. Rarity, however, was covered in bandages and had a cast on her right foreleg. "Tell me about it..." "Alright, well girls, let's meet at AJ's farm in about a half an hour. I've already planned our next stunt!" Rainbow Dash said proudly. Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Rarity just got out of the hospital, don't you think we should wait?" She asked, glancing towards her injured friend. "Nope!" Rainbow replied with a smile before flying off. Twilight sighed loudly and continued down the road. "Alright, let's go..." * * * At the specified time, the rest of the elements arrived at Apple Jack's farm. Rainbow Dash quickly noticed and signaled for them to come over. The cyan pegasus was waiting next to a pen with a large herd of cows waiting inside. Her friends obliged, but to their surprise, another pony was standing there as well. "Mac? What in tarnation are you doin' here?" Apple Jack asked, noticing her brother. "He's helping out with the next stunt." Rainbow said smiling widely. "Eyup." Mac said with a blank expression Twilight examined the surroundings and the cows for a moment. "What are we doing here?" The purple unicorn asked, raising an eyebrow. Rainbow Dash glanced towards the cows and then towards Fluttershy. "Fluttershy, you're running camera on this one. Don't fuck it up." She said in a slightly harsh tone. The shy yellow pegasus bowed her head and hid behind her mane. "OK..." she said softly, slightly hurt by her friend's words. Rainbow Dash swiftly spread her wings and flew over to the front of the pen, then motioned for her friends to come over, which they hesitantly obliged to, while Spike gave Fluttershy the camera and showed her how to use it. "Alright, Fluttershy you ready?!" Dash shouted. The pegasus nodded and Dash looked back towards Big Macintosh. "Mac, ready?" "Eyup." With that, Rainbow Dash looked into the camera. "I'm Rainbow Dash," She shouted, quickly glancing devilishly to her friends. "And this is the Stampede Run!" "WHAT?!" Twilight shouted, terrified. Before an explanation could be made, Mac slapped the rear of the nearest cow and the stampede promptly began. As the cows charged, the gate to the pen buckled and was knocked off it's hinges as the deadly group advanced towards Rainbow Dash and her friends. "HOLY SHIT, RUN!" Rainbow Dash shouted. The five friends instantly took off, sprinting away from the rampaging stampede. After a few steps, Rarity instantly fell, due to the nature of her injuries. "Oh no! Nonononononononono! FUCK!" She shouted as the stampede neared her. In an instant, she was swept under the raging hooves of the stampede. After a few minutes of vicious trampling, the white unicorn was spit out of the stampede in a mangled mess. "Oh, my..." Fluttershy said, still filming the event. The yellow pegasus continued filming the rest of her friends, not wanting to upset Dash. Spike quickly rushed to Rarity's side. "Oh my gosh! Rarity, are you OK?!" He asked, terrified. After a few coughs of blood, Rarity opened her eyes. Spike quickly noticed the look of rage embedded in them. "I'm sooooo going to kill that bitch." She said grimly. * * * As the stampede continued, the distance between the ponies and cows soon became shorter. "It's no use, they're too fast!" Applejack said worriedly. "C'mon keep running!" Rainbow Dash said, laughing hysterically. "Dash, this isn't funny! Pinkie is about to die of exhaustion!"Twilight said, glancing over to her pink friend. Pinkie Pie was gasping for air and sweating profusely as her pace slowed. "PINKIE!" Twilight shouted as she fell behind. The pink pony was quickly swept up into the herd of angry cows and tossed around them like a rag-doll. "WHAT IN THE FUCK?!" Applejack shouted, witnessing the horrid sight. "Holy shit!" Rainbow Dash said her mouth agape. At that moment, Twilight tripped on a nearby conveniently-placed rock and was swept up into the stampede as well. "Rainbow, c'mon! This aint' funny anymore!" Applejack shouted over the roar of hooves. "What are you talking about?! This is-" Rainbow replied, quickly noticing the sight before here. Without another word, the rainbow maned pegasus spread her wings and flew up above the stampede. "Why on earth-?" Applejack said, annoyed. She quickly realized that the ground beneath her had disappeared. Looking down, the orange earth pony noticed she had walked right off of a small cliff. As she fell to the grass below, so did all the cows, crushing her one after another. "FLUTTERSHY TURN IT OFF!" Rainbow Screamed. The yellow pegasus was too shocked to hear her words and stared, awestruck at the massive amount of cows piled on top of her friend. Rainbow Dash briskly flew over to her friend and knocked the camera out of her hooves. It landed on the ground with a-
Getting PaybackGetting Payback Pinkie Pie had stolen the camera a few hours ago, when she began devising a plan to get back at Rainbow Dash. She trotted to the bathroom and set it on a shelf across from the toilet, where it was slightly hidden. After making sure it was gone, she leaned down in front of it and stared into the lens. "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm going to be kicking Dashie's ass all day today." She said with a sinister smile. After she had finished the introduction, Pinkie darted out of the room, leaving the camera on. Several minutes later, Rainbow Dash walked into the bathroom holding an newspaper under her wing, and shut the door. Not noticing the camera, she took a seat on the toilet. Seconds later, Pinkie kicked open the door to the bathroom, hitting it against the cyan pegasus. "Ah, Pinkie! What the fuck?!" Rainbow screamed. Without another word, the pink earth pony unleashed a lengthy barrage of slaps and punches onto her. The pegasus tried to put up her hooves to defend, but the hit's just kept on coming. "Pinkie! STOP!" Dash shouted. After a few more slaps, Pinkie ripped the newspaper from her forelegs and ripped it in half, stuffing both pieces back into her face. A few more hits later, Dash fell off of the toilet and fell to the linoleum floor. "PINKIE!" Pinkie Pie knew the damage was done and sprinted out of the door. Dumbfounded, Dash returned to her seat on the toilet and looked around with a confused expression. "Pinkie?!" She shouted, leaning out of the doorway. No answer. "What the hell," Dash said, trying to piece together her newspaper. "You're actin' crazy out there..." * * * "Spike, over here." Pinkie said, motioning with her hoof. Spike nodded, activated the camera and made his way to the pink pony. With another point, Spike aimed the camera into a small doorway to another bathroom where Dash was straightening her mane. Pinkie kicked open the door again and charged in. "Ah! Pinkie what the-?!" Dash screamed, but was cut off by another parade of slaps. Spike simply continued filming as the cyan pegasus fell to the ground, still being slapped profusely. After Pinkie thought she had done enough damage, she reached for the mane-straightener and threw it down on the ground, sending pieces flying in every direction. "PINKIE! Celestia-damnit, STOP!" Dashie screamed, still reeling from the pain of a million slaps. The pink earth pony motioned for Spike to follow as the two made their escape. * * * Yet another time, Pinkie set up the camera in a hidden location. This time, in Rainbow Dash's living room. Pinkie Pie was hiding behind the couch with an extremely large leaf blower. Minutes later, Dash entered her home with a smile, carrying saddlebags full of groceries. Upon hearing the front door open, Pinkie leaped up from behind the couch and pulled the throttle on the machine, causing the pegasus to stumble backwards as food from the saddlebags flew around the room. "FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Rainbow shouted over the roar of the device. Pinkie only pulled the throttle harder, causing Rainbow Dash to somersault backwards and out of her house. While rainbow moaned in pain on the ground, Pinkie picked up a bag of carrots and threw it in Rainbow's face. "Take a carrot, BITCH." She said with a laugh. "Fuck you Pinkie..." Dash said exhausted. "Oh, hang on." Pinkie said, running back into the house. "Pinkie what are you? OH FUCK. NOnononono-" Dashie said, but was promptly cut off by a large leaf blower colliding with her face. * * * "Are you sure we should do this?" Twilight asked as Pinkie hoofed her an electric shaver. "Hell yeah, she deserves it." The pink earth pony said with a sinister grin. Twilight shrugged, knowing she definitely did deserve it. Without another word, Twilight levitated the camera and shaver, putting the camera behind the shaver so only the tip of it could be seen. The purple unicorn found her target and slowly began to approach the cyan pegasus. [Dun-dun dun-dun. Dun-dun......](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4) The shaver collided with Rainbow Dash's mane, taking off a considerable amount of it. The mare immediately jolted forward and onto her hooves, turning back to see the shaver assassin. "Yeah, that's right BITCH!" Twilight shouted, throwing the shaver in the face of her friend. Rainbow raised an eyebrow as she felt the back of her mane. "Oh my..." The purple unicorn said. What is happening to us? She thought.
Up in FlamesUp in Flames "I just got out of the hospital, and you wanna' do this?!" Applejack asked angrily. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and looked to Twilight. "I told you Ms. No-Legs would be too much of a wuss..." She said, causing Twilight to burst into laughter. Applejack scowled and looked down to the wheelchair she was in. The stampede stunt had caused her to be wheelchair-ridden for the next few months, and now Dash was trying to get her and her friends to do another dangerous stunt. "Just because ahm in this dumbass wheelchair doesn't mean ah can't do y'alls' stupid stunts." The orange earthpony said, annoyed. Rainbow Dash huffed and pointed her hoof to the nearby course she had set up. It was a massive roll-in ramp, leading to a small kicker rap, that led through a small hoop of fire. "Then do it. It's so fucking simple! Just go down the ramp, up the other ramp, and through the fire. Nothing." Rainbow Dash said, the fire from the hoop flickering across her face. Applejack paused and swallowed nervously as she looked at the menacing hoop. "C'mon! I've only got this warehouse for a day!" Dash said angrily, cutting off her friend's thought. [Dun-dun dun-dun. Dun-dun......](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4) At that moment, Pinkie shoved the electric shaver against Rainbow Dash's mane once again, taking off a considerable amount of her rainbow-colored hair. Dash immediately stumbled forward and felt at the lost patch of her mane while Pinkie toppled over with laughter. "Y-You should've seen the stupid-ass look on your face!" Pinkie said, gasping for air as she rolled around laughing. Rainbow scowled at the pink earthpony, but Applejack let out a chuckle and nodded. "Ok, that convinced me, I'll try it out Rainbow..." * * * "Look into the camera Applejack!" Spike shouted as the orange earthpony neared the edge of the ramp. Applejack blinked and took in the height of the roll-in ramp, which was substantially high. "Uh... Ah-Ah'm Applejack, and this is the F-Fire Jump..." She said nervously. "Yeah Applejack!" Twilight shouted, cheering her wheelchair-bound friend. "We... sort of... believe in you!" Rarity said, her voice slightly choked by a cast around her neck. Spike quickly gave AJ the ready signal, and she inched the wheels of her chair closer to the ramp. Almost instantly the slope of the ramp pulled her down, nearly flipping out of the back of the chair at intense speeds. She began to tense-up as the kicker ramp came into view, the flames drawing closer. To her surprise, she floated through the burning hoop and landing softly on the other side of the ramp. "Did she really just...?" Rainbow Dash said, completely dumbfounded that the stunt had actually gone through. Applejack let out a wide smile. "YEEEEEEE-HAW! Who's next?!" She shouted happily. * * * After most of the mares had finished their jumps, only one more shy pegasus remained, Fluttershy. She shakily crawled to the top of the ramp, Scootaloo's scooter at hoof. "I'm still not OK with her using that..." The small orange pegasus said from the bottom of the ramp, clearly annoyed. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Fuck off, You're a chicken." She said nonchalantly. Scootaloo glanced up to her idol, tears welling in her eyes. Rainbow didn't give a fuck. After a few seconds of disbelief, the orange filly trotted away, sobbing vigorously. "I-I don't know about this girls..." Fluttershy said. "Don't be such a little bitch!" Pinkie shouted with a menacing chuckle. Fluttershy sank slightly for a second, tears welling in her eyes. After a moment, she narrowed her eyebrows and assumed a heroic stance. "You're right! I am a little bitch, no more!" Fluttershy said, pride standing strong in her voice. With her new-found pride shining brightly, the pegasus placed one hoof on the board of the scooter and two on the handlebars, using her fourth to kick and pick-up speed. With one swift kick of her leg, she was sent flying down the ramp, screaming hysterically. Unfortunately, as she neared the kicker ramp, the scooter toppled and fell out from beneath her hooves. She instantly smacked her face against the ramp with intense force and continued sliding up it, colliding with the fire-hoop. The shy pegasus was instantly set aflame and screamed in pain as she returned to her hooves and began frantically flailing her limbs in every direction. "HELP! I'M BURNING!" Fluttershy screamed, running around the warehouse. "Shit, did we get a medical team?!" Twilight asked. "N-No..." Rainbow Dash replied, her expression completely terrified. "Hang on Fluttershy, WE'RE COMING!" Pinkie shouted, sprinting towards the flaming pegasus Spike sighed and lowered the camera to his side. "Everytime we film a stunt something has to happen to fuck it up..." He said.
Electric AvenueElectric Avenue Several ponies waited on the opposite side of a large, wooden tunnel next to the large red barn on Sweet Apple Acres. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Rarity, Berry Punch, and Bon Bon stood, dressed in striped prison uniforms, while Applejack and Fluttershy stood off to the side, several bandages covering wounds all across their bodies. Rarity whined and pouted slightly. "These stripes are positively dreadful..." she said with a frown. Rainbow Dash and Twilight looked to eachother and rolled their eyes in sync. "This will be a piece of cake. Whatever AJ has planned can't be that bad." Dash said with a chuckle. Bon Bon looked around for a moment before yawning. "When do I get my bits?" she asked in an annoyed tone. "You get your bits when this here stunt is over." Applejack said, examining the tunnel before the striped-shirted ponies. The cream-colored earthpony sighed and rolled her eyes as Applejack turned to Spike, who was holding a small video camera in his claws. "Spike, we ready?" she asked, raising an eyebrow to the purple dragon. Spike chuckled menacingly and gave the orange earthpony in front of him a claws-up as he pressed record. "Hello, I'm Applejack and we're here at Sweet Apple Acres." Applejack said with a wide smile pointing a hoof at the farm behind her. "It's about 3 days after Zap Apple Harvest, and we've saved a couple of over-charged apples for some of our friends." Rainbow Dash quickly perked her head up. "What?!" she asked frantically. Applejack responded by bucking the side of the large tunnel, causing several Zap-Apples to fall, each held by a thin string. Fluttershy and Applejack giggled quietly. "No... No way... We can't run through Zap-Apples, we'll get shocked!" Rainbow said, pointing a hoof to the now-sparking tunnel. "That's the point, numb nuts." Applejack said. "We could really hurt ourselves!" Twilight chimed in. "Yeah!" Pinkie Pie said. "I smell... Cinnamon Rolls..." Berry Punch said, obviously intoxicated. Rarity sighed and face-hoofed. "Who paid Berry Punch to come here?!" Rarity asked, an annoyed tone in her voice. "These girls here are going to run for freedom today." Fluttershy said, looking into the lens of Spike's camera. "This is, Electric Avenue." Applejack said. Rainbow Dash and Twilight looked to each other nervously, while Rarity backed away from the tunnel slowly. "You think we should just...?" Rainbow asked. Twilight nervously jumped around on her hooves in circles for a moment. "I.... Yeah." Twilight replied. With a heavy sigh, Twilight threw herself into the buzzing tunnel, followed closely by Rainbow Dash. Instantly the two were shocked by the sparking apples and were sent to the ground. "Gah, FUCK!" Rainbow shouted, the apples continuously zapping her as she crawled along the ground. Twilight tried to resist the pain and keep charging through, but was stopped as an apple collided with her horn, and sent her reeling backwards. Dash yelped in pain as Twilight stumbled over her and fell to the floor as well. "Twilight!" Dash screamed, still being shocked vigorously by the apples. On the outside of the tunnel, Rarity and Pinkie Pie both took deep breaths, then threw themselves in the tunnel as well, A symphony of pained groans and yelps erupted from the mouth of the tunnel as the Zap-Apples touched against their coats. "Fuck! Just go, GO!" Twilight screamed, shoving Dash forward. The rainbow maned pegasus tried to return to her hooves, but was hit by another apple and crashed head-first into the side of the tunnel. With her out of the way, Twilight sprinted through the rest of the tunnel, tripping at the end. The purple mare came crashing to the ground on her forehead, her horn digging into the ground. The unicorn tried to pull her head free, but it was no use, her horn was intent on staying in the ground. As Pinkie Pie and Rarity reeled in pain and limped through the tunnel, screaming and yelping every time an apple came within a few inches of them, Bon Bon and Berry Punch began their run through. Instantly Berry Punch was sent to the ground, her body jolting violently as the swinging apples swarmed around her. Bon Bon, on the other hoof, sprinted through the course, by-passing Pinkie Pie and Rarity completely. AS soon as she escaped the tunnel however, she collided with the stuck Twilight, and both ponies were sent painfully to the ground. "Oh my sweet Celestia, this fucking kills!" Pinkie screamed as she placed a hoof against the wall for support, inching out of the tunnel sluggishly. Rarity slammed her hoof against the wall and screamed in pain as the apples continued buzzing around her, sending volts through her body. "Who's fucking idea was this?!" she screamed angrily. Eventually, the white unicorn made her way out of the buzzing tunnel and fell limp on the ground just outside. Rainbow Dash breathed heavily, trying to shake her body of the immense pain and exhaustion. Spike moved in close and aimed the camera to the panting pegasus. "How did it feel?" The dragon asked jokingly. "It feels like I just got tazed you little fucker!" Rainbow shouted, trying to knock the camera out of his claws. "Oh my... Oh my Celestia... That was... WHY?! WHY DID WE DO THAT?!" Twilight shouted, propped up against the side of the tunnel. Pinkie Pie sat next to Bon Bon, panting vigorously, her mane frazzled and out of place. "That was the worst. Fucking. Thing. Ever. In the history. Of the world." Pinkie said, stopping to breath throughout the sentence. On the other side of the tunnel, Applejack chuckled with Fluttershy, and raised her hoof to the yellow pegasus. Shy met it with a sharp crack! "I'd say that was pretty successful." Applejack said with a chuckle. "Quite." Fluttershy replied.
Where Did You Find a Shopping Cart?Where Did You Find a Shopping Cart? "OK Spike, is it working?" Twilight asked. The small purple dragon fumbled with the camera for a moment before finally seeing a small record symbol at the top right of the view finder. "Uhhh, I think so." He replied, aiming it towards Twilight. She quickly glanced into the lens and held a stern expression. "For the record. I am not OK with any of this." She said. A few seconds later, Rainbow Dash appeared over the hill, pulling a large metal box with wheels. "Rainbow, what in tarnation is that?" Applejack asked. "It's a shopping cart, they use it on the show all the time!" Dash said proudly. "Where did you find a shopping cart?" Rarity asked puzzled. "Nevermind that." Dash said, glancing towards Spike. "Yo, Spike. You get that shit workin'?" She asked in her toughest voice possible. Twilight facehoofed and Spike replied with a claws up. "Alright well, who wants to do the first stunt?" the pegasus asked, turning to the rest of her friends. After a few moments of nopony responding, Dash grinned wickedly. "No snout goes!" She shouted, quickly touching her hoof to her snout. All of her friends immediately reacted by shoving their hooves on their noses. All except for one. "Looks like you're up, Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash said with a laugh. "Oh my..." the yellow pegasus replied as soft as possible. * * * After a few moments, Dash had secured the trembling yellow pegasus into the shopping cart. "Uhm, I don't feel to safe about this." She said quietly. "It'll be fine." Dash said pointing a hoof to the camera. "Alright, now do that introduction I told you about." The cyan pegasus quickly moved out of the shot as Fluttershy hid behind her mane. "Um, I'm Fluttershy, and uhm. this is the Shopping Cart Hill Ride." She said quietly. Rainbow Dash quickly flew at full speed and launched her hooves into the bar of the shopping cart. It made no movement besides flipping over and smashing the pegasus underneath. Her friends instantly gasped as the yellow pony screamed in pain. "Spike shut it off." Dash shouted, reaching for the device as her friends went to help the crying pegasus. Fluttershy sat to the side and held an angry expression, a bandage covered most of her head. "OK, well then." Rainbow Dash said, pointing at her the newest stuntpony. "You're on." She quickly jumped out of the shot. "I'm Rarity and this is the Shopping Cart-" Before the white unicorn could finish, Dash shoved the cart harshly and it flew down the hill at top speed. "Spike, give me that!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she grabbed the camera from the purple. Before he could say anything, Dash flew away in pursuit of the cart. "We should follow them shouldn't we?" Spike asked, turning towards Twilight. "Yep." She replied. The shopping cart darted through town at maximum speeds, crashing through various signs and decorations out side of shops. "Rainbow Dash, you get me out of this contraption THIS INSTANT!" Rarity screamed. The rainbow maned pegasus simply chuckled and continued to film her as she traveled through the town. "LYRA!" The white unicorn shouted as she neared a light green unicorn. In an instant the unicorn was run over by the cart and left lying in the road. "Holy shit!" Rainbow shouted after the cart had run over Lyra. Twilight arrived a few moments later at the scene and saw Lyra looking very unamused and lying on the ground. "Did Rarity and Rainbow Dash just come through here?" the purple unicorn replied. Lyra simply nodded and limped away. A few seconds later a loud shriek was heard form the other side of town. "Oh no..." Twilight said as she continued sprinting towards the scream. "That was gold!" Rainbow Dash said as she neared the crash sight. Rarity had smacked into the side of Town Hall, breaking one of the windows and bending the cart so that she was trapped inside. "Rainbow Dash!" The furious unicorn screamed as she tried to get out of the shopping cart. After a few moments the unicorn squeezed her way out of the cart and fell on the floor. She was covered in bruises and cuts that were bleeding, staining her white coat. A single shard of glass was sticking out of her midsection. As Twilight and the others rounded the corner, they saw the gruesome sight and ran towards her quickly. "Rainbow, wah didn't you help her?!" Applejack asked angrily. The cyan pegasus aimed the camera towards her friends. "I was filming!" "Rainbow, you're such a fucking dick, you know that?!" Rarity screamed. Everypony in the group instantly stared in awe at what she had just said. The white unicorn blushed profusely and laughed nervously. "Oh, terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me." She said.
