To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Mighty Whitey, RE: Letter 79

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Author's Note

Letter 79: Here.


From HRH Mighty Whitey, RE: Letter 79

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

Twilight, you do realize Anon is messing with you, don't you? Rest assured my student, there is no statistically significant correlation between coat (or mane) color and brain size. Similarly there is no statistically significant correlation between coat (or mane) color and observed intelligence.

Remember, my student: Ponies, like other beings, are dumb because they are dumb, not because of what they look like.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

~~PS. There is a statistical correlation between ponies who have a majority pink coloration and~~ Nevermind.

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