Pinkie Pie's Multiverse Adventuresby Tidal Wave2ChaptersPinkie Meets JigsawPinkie Pie in Mortal KombatPinkie Pie Takes Baldi's BasicsPinkie Pie in Street FighterPinkie Meets JigsawPinkie Pie was taste-testing a lot of new treats at Sugarcube Corner. From cupcakes to donuts, muffins to cake, Pinkie absolutely loved the taste of them all. “Mmmmm, I can’t wait for everypony to try this stuff. It’s amazing!” Pinkie said as she bounced from treat to treat. Mr. and Ms. Cake were away while Pinkie was left in charge of Sugarcube Corner and the Cake Twins. Pinkie began to hear Pound Cake babble, so she turned to see what was up. Pound was reaching for a cupcake that Pinkie didn’t notice earlier. It was covered in white icing with red and black sprinkles. “Oooh, how’d you get here lil’ delicious one?” Pinkie asked. She began to sniff the cupcake and noticed the scent was weird. “Huh, that’s an odd smell for a cupcake. Oh well, I bet it still taste good.” Pinkie then tossed it in the air and it landed in her mouth. The cupcake wasn’t as good as Pinkie thought it would be, but it was still good. “Mmmmm, that was tasty. A little stale, but otherwise…” Pinkie didn’t finish her sentence as she began to feel dizzy. The last thing she saw before blacking out was the Cake Twins looking at her in confusion. Pinkie began to wake up, she looked around and saw it was too dark. Then a light flickered on and revealed she was in a strange room, attached to some weird contraption. “Whoa! Where am I?” Pinkie asked. “Wha-what’s this thing I’m hooked up to?” A screen began to turn on, showing an odd looking puppet with swirly cheeks. “Ew! Who is that?” Pinkie exclaimed “Hello, Pinkie. I want to play a game.” The puppet said. “Ooooh! A game? Okay! Let’s play Go Fish!” “What? No.” “How about Smash Bros?” “No, you don’t get to pick the game.” “Why not?” Pinkie asked in confusion. “That’s not how this works.” “Why?” “Because...er just...listen!” “Why?” “Because I said so!” “Okay Okay! Geez, who spit in your milk?” “(Sigh) Alright. Now, Pinkie, so far you’ve made a living throwing parties for multiple creatures. Ponies, Griffins, Dragons, Changelings, Yaks and Hippogriffs.” “Don’t forget animals! They have a great time! Ha ha ha ha.” “Rrriiiight… anyway, sometimes you get on people’s nerves. Some would call you annoying. I would call you an abomination.” “Yeah. And I’d call you Clownboy! (Laughs)” “What?” “You look like somepony mashed potatoes on a mime! (Laughs)” “That’s enough!” “You’re kinda emo, aren’t you?” “No! I’m not emo!” “You’re an emo clown! (Giggles)” “Listen! The device you’re attached to is a death trap. It’s hooked up to a timer. If you don’t locate the key in time, you will-” “You mean this key right here?” Pinkie interrupted pointing to a key stuck in her mane. “WHAT THE!? Where did you get that!?” “I don’t know.” “Well that’s just great! It’s totally ruining the game!” “Eh, your game sucks. Let’s play Yahtzee” “I hate Yahtzee.” “Uno!?” “No!” “Do you like Mario Kart?” “Oh my God you’re annoying! That’s it! I’m moving on to Eggplant.” Pinkie turns and sees a purple stallion with a green mane and tail. “Whoa! it’s Barney!” “Uh, yeah, dudette, I’m not Barney.” “Hello, Eggplant.” “Hey! Hey, Barney! Can I sing a song for you?” “No!” “Hey, I’m not Barney! Dude, is this a part of torture or what?” “No! This is not how it’s supposed to happen.” (Singing to the tune of the ‘Barney theme’) “I am pink, that’s a key, there’s an emo clown on TV. (Giggles)” (Angry Sigh) “Do I look like a giant purple dinosaur? I’m a stallion!” “You look like a colt with fruit bat salivation.” “Ew! Gross!” “That’s it! I swear to God! I’m so done with this crap! Why did I think this was a good idea!?” (The TV turns off) “Hey! Hey!” (Singing) “I am pink, you’re not me; Jigsaw has to take a pee! (Laughs)" “Oh, shut up!” “Hey, Eggplant!” “What?” “Death trap.” “Huh?” (Eggplant screams as the death trap cuts him in half) “Aw. Poor Eggplant. He never ‘saw’ that one coming. (Giggles, then sighs) How do I get out of here?” Author's Note Any suggestions? Comment them down below. Pinkie Pie in Mortal KombatShang Tsung raised his leg and kicked Shao Kahn down, causing him to yell in pain. “Shang Tsung wins!” The Announcer said. “Booya! I am the supreme Mortal Kombat champ! I can’t wait to call my parents and tell-” Tsung stops talking as he realizes that he’s back on the arcade ladder. “-wait, what’s going on? Why am I back at the bracket!? I won! There’s nobody else to fight!” Pinkie Pie then appears on the other side laughing. “Are you kidding me!?” Tsung said in anger and confusion that he was about to fight a pink pony.. “Hey Tsung! It’s great to meet you!” Pinkie cheered. “Hey Tsung, guess what?” “What?” “Griffon butt!” Pinkie then continues to laugh while Tsung groans in annoyance. “Fantastic.” Tsung said sarcastically. The screen turns black and opens up in an area surrounded by acid and hanging hooks. “ROUND 1, FIGHT!” The Announcer says. “Ooooo. I really like what you’ve done with the place, I’m really ‘hooked.’” Pinkie giggles at her pun. “Be quiet! We’re fighting now!” “No we’re not! We’re talking.” “Well we’re- we’re- we’re about to be fighting.” “Why?” “Because it’s a fighting tournament.” “Why?” “Because I- ‘stutters’ You know what? Whatever this! You’re going down!” Tsaung then turns into Kitana and uses a fan attack, sending sound waves towards Pinkie… but it does nothing. “Wow! Nice moves. I’m really a ‘fan’ of your work.” Pinkie giggles and Tsung groans. Tsung morphs into Scorpion. “GET OVER HERE!” Tsung said as he threw a spear at Pinkie, but it goes over her instead. “Ha ha, missed! Hey! Try mine! SHOOT OVER HERE!” Pinkie pulls out her party cannon and blasts Tsung. “OW!” Tsung was getting rather peeved. He teleported behind Pinkie. “Oooh, cool trick!” Pinkie’s tail starts shaking. “Uh oh! Twitchy tail!” “Twitchy tail!? What does that mean!?” Tsung asked angrily. He got his answer when a boulder fell from the ceiling, knocking him back to the other side of the stage. “I can’t believe I’m losing to a pony!” Tsung turns into Reptile. “Hmmm, I like you better in yellow.” Tsung groans in response and turns into Sub-Zero. “How embarrassing. You guys all wear the same suit.” Pinkie laughs at her comment as Tsung shot an ice ball at Pinkie trapping her in ice. “Ah come on man! That’s cold!” Tsung groans at the joke. “That’s the worst joke I ever heard!” Pinkie breaks free from her ice prison. “Hey! Bad jokes are how I roll!” Pinkie begins to spin in a ball and rolls into Tsung knocking him down. “Toasty! Ha ha ha ha!” Spike said as he appeared on the bottom left corner. “Grrr. That’s it! I’m not losing to this little mule!” Tsung turns back into Scorpion and throws the spear at Pinkie again. “GET OVER HERE!” Pinkie jumps over it. “Oooo! Is it time to start throwing things?” Pinkie throws french fries at Tsung. “French Fries!” Tsung jumps over it. “GET OVER HERE!” Pinkie dodges again. “Plate of spaghetti!” Tsung jumps over it. “I said, GET OVER HERE!!!” Pinkie dodges again. “And I said, banana peel!” Pinkie throws a banana peel and Tsung jumps, but he lands on the peel and slips. Tsung is now dizzy. “Finish Him!” The Announcer said. “Huh?” Pinkie asked. “Finish Him!” The Announcer repeated. “He’s finished? I would have guessed dutched.” “Oh for crying out loud! No, I mean you should finish him off.” “Why would I do that? He’s a pretty cool guy. Plus, I like his dance moves too much!” A disco ball appears. “Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah! Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah!” The disco ball disappears. “Just stop singing, & FINISH HIM!!!” “Okay okay!” The background darkens and Pinkie pulls out a bag of mentos. She throws 3 of them into Tsungs mouth and then pulled out a hose, spraying diet cola into Tsungs mouth. He begins to inflate until he finally explodes and his remains fall into the acid. “I can’t believe I’m saying this. Pinkie Pie wins!” “YAY! What do I win? I’d like a cupcake!” The disco ball returns as Pinkie continued to dance. “Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah! Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah!” The Announcer sighs. Author's Note Any suggestions? Comment them down below. Pinkie Pie Takes Baldi's BasicsPinkie Pie Enters the classroom, Spike follows her in and closes the door. “♪First day of school, la la la la♪. Whoa, what class is this?” “I don’t know Pinkie. Let’s ask that guy over there.” Spike said as he pointed to a bald man in a green shirt. “Oh, hi!” The man said when he spotted the two newcomers. Pinkie and Spike then sat down at two desks. “Uh hey! Who are you supposed to be?” “Welcome to Baldi’s Basics!” “YO WHAT’CHU TALKIN’ BOUT!?” Pinkie said. “What?” The man asked in confusion. “You’re making fun of Spike’s lack of hair and calling us basic!? Ooh, you gonna get it!” “Uh Pinkie…” Spike said “No no no no. MY name is Baldi. And this class is called Baldi’s Basics.” “Oh, okay. I’ll let it go this time, but only because you and Spike have the same hair style. (laughs)” Spike and Baldi both grunt. “Ah, come on that was HAIR-larious! (giggles)” Baldi grunts again. “Okay, that’s enough.” “Hey, Professor Baldi Man!” “Just Baldi is fine!” “Hey! Hey, Baldly Bean Boy!” “COLDER! Definitely colder!” “Hey, Baldimore Anderson!” “HOLY MOLEY! What is wrong with you?!” “I don’t know, maybe Pinkie just can’t get over the fact your a lot balder than me! So bald, that I bet if you took a shower you’d get brainwashed.” Pinkie laughs at Spike’s joke. “Haha, very funny.” Baldi says sarcastically. “You look like if Vin Diesal and Mr. Clean had a baby!” Pinkie laughs, but Spike wasn’t all that amused. “Okay, that’s not nice, Pinkie!” Baldi said. “I’m just saying, you really know you’re bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo. (giggles)” “THAT’S ENOUGH!” Pinkie and Spike recoil at this. “Pinkie, Spike, this is MY classroom, and you will listen to ME!” “Okay okay, jeez.” “Fine!” “Now it’s time for everybody’s favorite subject-” “Hairless Karaoke?” Pinkie interrupted. “No!” “Cooking with Bowling Pins?” “Pinkie, those are not school subjects.” Spike pointed out. “Polar Bear Pillow Fighting!” “NO!!! Math! Everyone’s favorite subject is MATH!” “Said no one ever!” Spike responded “Now, I’m gonna give both of you 3 questions.” “Can they be questions about cupcakes? I’m REALLY good at questions about cupcakes!” “UGHHH!!! Now, the questions will be on this handy-dandy Think Pad!” Baldi said as he pulled out what looked like a green tablet. “Here you go!” “Wow! Never seen this kind of device.” “Looks like a silly ‘Speak N’ Spell’! (giggles)” “(Groans) Now, problem 1. 7+9=” “WHAAAAT? 7 and 9 can’t be in a math problem together!” “What? Why not?” “Because 7 ‘ate’ 9!” Pinkie and Spike laugh, but Baldi just growls. “Hmmm… carry the 5… move the decimal over 3 places… divide by a hamster ball…” “WHAT THE H- Did you just say ‘divide by a hamster ball’?” Spike asked in disbelief. “Yeah! That’s the step that comes before multiplying it by Elmo’s nose, right?” Pinkie laughs as Spike and Baldi both sigh. “Okay! If you’re having trouble with the problem, think of it this way. If you had 7 cupcakes, and I gave you 9 more cupcakes, how many cupcakes would you have?” “Honestly, I still wouldn’t have enough cupcakes.” “(Stutters) No!” “I’d probably have to take Mario’s credit card and buy at least a bajillion more from Sugarcube Corner.” “Pinkie! This isn’t a philosophical question about how many cupcakes are enough to make you happy!” Spike said “Of course, if you gave me 9 cupcakes that had wish granting genies inside of them, that’d be a different story all-together.” “Pinkie, you’re getting off-track and-” Baldi began but was interrupted. “Cuz then I’d wish for a cupcake cloning machine! Then I’d never run out of cupcakes, like, ever!” “PINKIE! 7+9!” Baldi yelled “Sheesh, okay! 16! The answer is 16!” “Fantastic! You’re doing great!” “Hey-hey! Thanks! Now, back to the cupca-” “PROBLEM 2!!!! 5-3=” “(groans) I’m bored of math! Does this thing play Flappy Bird?” “NO!” “Hey, why hasn’t anybody made a game called ‘Flappy Spike’? Now that would be fun!” Pinkie starts playing with Spikes wings. “Pinkie!!!” Spike says in annoyance. “Okay, okay. 2!” “Good job! You did great!” “Thanks! I really love flapping!” Pinkie said as she continued to play with Spike’s wings. “THAT’S ENOUGH FLAPPING!” “Ugh, thanks Baldi.” Spike said “Now, you two, it’s time for problem 3!” “Pollen tree?” “Problem 3!” “Goblin knee?” “PROBLEM 3!!!” “You gotta pee? Gross, dude! TMI! (Laughs)” Spike groans. “AHHH!! I’ve HAD IT with you!!! HERE’S YOUR PROBLEM 3!!! (Static noises)” “Ummmm… I think your weird machine is broken.” “Oh, it’s not broken. YOU have to answer it! Just like that! And remember, I get angrier every problem you get wrong!” Suddenly, Pinkie starts beating the Think-Pad on the desk. "Ẅork you stupid machine! Make more sense!" "Hey! STOP THAT!" "Nah, I'm gonna keep doing it. AHHHHHHH!" "HEY!" "PLAY FLAPPY BIRD YOU STUPID THING!" "PINKIE STOP! YOU´LL BREAK IT!" Baldi growls as he snatchs the Think-Pad away from Pinkie. "Gimme that!" "Hey! I was breaking that!" "Pinkie!" "I am DONE teaching math!! Now it´s time to teach you a NEW lesson! YOU! You are the most IRRITATING creature EVER!! If being annoying was an olympic sport, you win!" "First Prize?" Pinkie asked. "Yes! You win first prize! Now, time for that lesson!" "No! First Prize!" Spike yelled. "What?" Suddenly, a square robot with a heart in the center charges into the room. "I see you!" It says as it tackles Baldi to the wall. Baldi yelped in pain. "Wow! Baldi sure is a pushover." Pinkie and Spike both laughed then sighed. Suddenly, a little girl with a jump rope ran into the room. "LET´S PLAY!" The kid said as she charged at Pinkie and Spike causing them to scream. Author's Note Any suggestions? Comment them down below Pinkie Pie in Street FighterThe Street Fighter start screen was up and running, and when the character select screen appeared, two fighters were chosen: Ryu and Pinkie Pie. “Japan!” The announcer said. Ryu and Pinkie were now on a boardwalk surrounded by boats filled with cheering fans. “Come on Pinkie! You can do it!” Spike cheered from one of the boats. Pinkie waved at him. “Good luck Riyu! I should warn you I’m a pink belt. (Giggles)” “Um, I hate to be ‘that guy’ but you said my name wrong. It’s actually ‘Ryu’ not ‘Riyu.’” “Oh that’s easy to remember, because it rhymes with ‘P.U.’” Spike laughed at Pinkie’s comment. “Talk is cheap. The answer lies in the heart of battle.” Ryu said as he got into his fighting stance. “Round 1, FIGHT!” Ryu uses his Hadouken attack and Pinkie jumped over it. “Huh? Did you just say ‘Hoboken’?” Pinkie asked. “Uh no. HADOUKEN!” Pinkie jumps over it again. “Like Hoboken, New Jersey?” “I did not say Hoboken, New Jersey.” Ryu said as he pulled out a map of New Jersey. “Oh okay! Here check out my special move! CUPCAKE! CUPCAKE!” Pinkie threw two cupcakes at Ryu, causing him to take 10% damage. Ryu groans. “Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!” Ryu said as he performed a midair spin kick attack. Pinkie rolled to the other side of the stage. “(Laughs) You say a lot of funny words Rayu!” Pinkie said. “Pinkie, he said his name was ‘Ryu’.” Spike reminded her. “Hey, knock-knock.” Pinkie said as she got closer to Ryu. “No.” “Knock-knock!” “We’re in a battle! This is no time for jokes!” “Knock-knock!” “For the love of Pete, who’s there?” “Riyu” “(groans) Riyu who?” “Riyu pronounced Ryu wrong. (Giggles)” “(Growls) SHORYUKEN! SHORYUKEN!” Ryu said as Pinkie dodged by flipping. “Huh? What are you saying now?” “SHORYUKEN!” “Are you saying ‘sure you can’?” “No. I’m saying… Shoryuken!” “Nuh-uh. I think you’re saying ‘sure you can’. Hey, hey Ray-you, can I date your brother?” “Shoryuken!” “Thanks! I’ll be sure to treat him real nice. (Giggles)” “(Growls Deeply)” “Hey! Can I have your cousin’s phone number?” “Shoryuken!” “Great! (Giggles) Hey, can I try to?" “Shoryuken!” “Okay. Sure yu ken!” Suddenly, Ken falls from the sky and lands on Ryu, knocking him out. “Perfect!” “Ha ha ha! Get it? Sure you ‘Ken’?” “(Chuckles) Who’s next?” "Wow! I really like your ‘Ken’ do spirit.” Spike laughed “YOU WIN!” Author's Note Got any suggestions? Comment them down below.
Pinkie Meets JigsawPinkie Pie was taste-testing a lot of new treats at Sugarcube Corner. From cupcakes to donuts, muffins to cake, Pinkie absolutely loved the taste of them all. “Mmmmm, I can’t wait for everypony to try this stuff. It’s amazing!” Pinkie said as she bounced from treat to treat. Mr. and Ms. Cake were away while Pinkie was left in charge of Sugarcube Corner and the Cake Twins. Pinkie began to hear Pound Cake babble, so she turned to see what was up. Pound was reaching for a cupcake that Pinkie didn’t notice earlier. It was covered in white icing with red and black sprinkles. “Oooh, how’d you get here lil’ delicious one?” Pinkie asked. She began to sniff the cupcake and noticed the scent was weird. “Huh, that’s an odd smell for a cupcake. Oh well, I bet it still taste good.” Pinkie then tossed it in the air and it landed in her mouth. The cupcake wasn’t as good as Pinkie thought it would be, but it was still good. “Mmmmm, that was tasty. A little stale, but otherwise…” Pinkie didn’t finish her sentence as she began to feel dizzy. The last thing she saw before blacking out was the Cake Twins looking at her in confusion. Pinkie began to wake up, she looked around and saw it was too dark. Then a light flickered on and revealed she was in a strange room, attached to some weird contraption. “Whoa! Where am I?” Pinkie asked. “Wha-what’s this thing I’m hooked up to?” A screen began to turn on, showing an odd looking puppet with swirly cheeks. “Ew! Who is that?” Pinkie exclaimed “Hello, Pinkie. I want to play a game.” The puppet said. “Ooooh! A game? Okay! Let’s play Go Fish!” “What? No.” “How about Smash Bros?” “No, you don’t get to pick the game.” “Why not?” Pinkie asked in confusion. “That’s not how this works.” “Why?” “Because...er just...listen!” “Why?” “Because I said so!” “Okay Okay! Geez, who spit in your milk?” “(Sigh) Alright. Now, Pinkie, so far you’ve made a living throwing parties for multiple creatures. Ponies, Griffins, Dragons, Changelings, Yaks and Hippogriffs.” “Don’t forget animals! They have a great time! Ha ha ha ha.” “Rrriiiight… anyway, sometimes you get on people’s nerves. Some would call you annoying. I would call you an abomination.” “Yeah. And I’d call you Clownboy! (Laughs)” “What?” “You look like somepony mashed potatoes on a mime! (Laughs)” “That’s enough!” “You’re kinda emo, aren’t you?” “No! I’m not emo!” “You’re an emo clown! (Giggles)” “Listen! The device you’re attached to is a death trap. It’s hooked up to a timer. If you don’t locate the key in time, you will-” “You mean this key right here?” Pinkie interrupted pointing to a key stuck in her mane. “WHAT THE!? Where did you get that!?” “I don’t know.” “Well that’s just great! It’s totally ruining the game!” “Eh, your game sucks. Let’s play Yahtzee” “I hate Yahtzee.” “Uno!?” “No!” “Do you like Mario Kart?” “Oh my God you’re annoying! That’s it! I’m moving on to Eggplant.” Pinkie turns and sees a purple stallion with a green mane and tail. “Whoa! it’s Barney!” “Uh, yeah, dudette, I’m not Barney.” “Hello, Eggplant.” “Hey! Hey, Barney! Can I sing a song for you?” “No!” “Hey, I’m not Barney! Dude, is this a part of torture or what?” “No! This is not how it’s supposed to happen.” (Singing to the tune of the ‘Barney theme’) “I am pink, that’s a key, there’s an emo clown on TV. (Giggles)” (Angry Sigh) “Do I look like a giant purple dinosaur? I’m a stallion!” “You look like a colt with fruit bat salivation.” “Ew! Gross!” “That’s it! I swear to God! I’m so done with this crap! Why did I think this was a good idea!?” (The TV turns off) “Hey! Hey!” (Singing) “I am pink, you’re not me; Jigsaw has to take a pee! (Laughs)" “Oh, shut up!” “Hey, Eggplant!” “What?” “Death trap.” “Huh?” (Eggplant screams as the death trap cuts him in half) “Aw. Poor Eggplant. He never ‘saw’ that one coming. (Giggles, then sighs) How do I get out of here?” Author's Note Any suggestions? Comment them down below.
Pinkie Pie in Mortal KombatShang Tsung raised his leg and kicked Shao Kahn down, causing him to yell in pain. “Shang Tsung wins!” The Announcer said. “Booya! I am the supreme Mortal Kombat champ! I can’t wait to call my parents and tell-” Tsung stops talking as he realizes that he’s back on the arcade ladder. “-wait, what’s going on? Why am I back at the bracket!? I won! There’s nobody else to fight!” Pinkie Pie then appears on the other side laughing. “Are you kidding me!?” Tsung said in anger and confusion that he was about to fight a pink pony.. “Hey Tsung! It’s great to meet you!” Pinkie cheered. “Hey Tsung, guess what?” “What?” “Griffon butt!” Pinkie then continues to laugh while Tsung groans in annoyance. “Fantastic.” Tsung said sarcastically. The screen turns black and opens up in an area surrounded by acid and hanging hooks. “ROUND 1, FIGHT!” The Announcer says. “Ooooo. I really like what you’ve done with the place, I’m really ‘hooked.’” Pinkie giggles at her pun. “Be quiet! We’re fighting now!” “No we’re not! We’re talking.” “Well we’re- we’re- we’re about to be fighting.” “Why?” “Because it’s a fighting tournament.” “Why?” “Because I- ‘stutters’ You know what? Whatever this! You’re going down!” Tsaung then turns into Kitana and uses a fan attack, sending sound waves towards Pinkie… but it does nothing. “Wow! Nice moves. I’m really a ‘fan’ of your work.” Pinkie giggles and Tsung groans. Tsung morphs into Scorpion. “GET OVER HERE!” Tsung said as he threw a spear at Pinkie, but it goes over her instead. “Ha ha, missed! Hey! Try mine! SHOOT OVER HERE!” Pinkie pulls out her party cannon and blasts Tsung. “OW!” Tsung was getting rather peeved. He teleported behind Pinkie. “Oooh, cool trick!” Pinkie’s tail starts shaking. “Uh oh! Twitchy tail!” “Twitchy tail!? What does that mean!?” Tsung asked angrily. He got his answer when a boulder fell from the ceiling, knocking him back to the other side of the stage. “I can’t believe I’m losing to a pony!” Tsung turns into Reptile. “Hmmm, I like you better in yellow.” Tsung groans in response and turns into Sub-Zero. “How embarrassing. You guys all wear the same suit.” Pinkie laughs at her comment as Tsung shot an ice ball at Pinkie trapping her in ice. “Ah come on man! That’s cold!” Tsung groans at the joke. “That’s the worst joke I ever heard!” Pinkie breaks free from her ice prison. “Hey! Bad jokes are how I roll!” Pinkie begins to spin in a ball and rolls into Tsung knocking him down. “Toasty! Ha ha ha ha!” Spike said as he appeared on the bottom left corner. “Grrr. That’s it! I’m not losing to this little mule!” Tsung turns back into Scorpion and throws the spear at Pinkie again. “GET OVER HERE!” Pinkie jumps over it. “Oooo! Is it time to start throwing things?” Pinkie throws french fries at Tsung. “French Fries!” Tsung jumps over it. “GET OVER HERE!” Pinkie dodges again. “Plate of spaghetti!” Tsung jumps over it. “I said, GET OVER HERE!!!” Pinkie dodges again. “And I said, banana peel!” Pinkie throws a banana peel and Tsung jumps, but he lands on the peel and slips. Tsung is now dizzy. “Finish Him!” The Announcer said. “Huh?” Pinkie asked. “Finish Him!” The Announcer repeated. “He’s finished? I would have guessed dutched.” “Oh for crying out loud! No, I mean you should finish him off.” “Why would I do that? He’s a pretty cool guy. Plus, I like his dance moves too much!” A disco ball appears. “Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah! Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah!” The disco ball disappears. “Just stop singing, & FINISH HIM!!!” “Okay okay!” The background darkens and Pinkie pulls out a bag of mentos. She throws 3 of them into Tsungs mouth and then pulled out a hose, spraying diet cola into Tsungs mouth. He begins to inflate until he finally explodes and his remains fall into the acid. “I can’t believe I’m saying this. Pinkie Pie wins!” “YAY! What do I win? I’d like a cupcake!” The disco ball returns as Pinkie continued to dance. “Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah! Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah!” The Announcer sighs. Author's Note Any suggestions? Comment them down below.
Pinkie Pie Takes Baldi's BasicsPinkie Pie Enters the classroom, Spike follows her in and closes the door. “♪First day of school, la la la la♪. Whoa, what class is this?” “I don’t know Pinkie. Let’s ask that guy over there.” Spike said as he pointed to a bald man in a green shirt. “Oh, hi!” The man said when he spotted the two newcomers. Pinkie and Spike then sat down at two desks. “Uh hey! Who are you supposed to be?” “Welcome to Baldi’s Basics!” “YO WHAT’CHU TALKIN’ BOUT!?” Pinkie said. “What?” The man asked in confusion. “You’re making fun of Spike’s lack of hair and calling us basic!? Ooh, you gonna get it!” “Uh Pinkie…” Spike said “No no no no. MY name is Baldi. And this class is called Baldi’s Basics.” “Oh, okay. I’ll let it go this time, but only because you and Spike have the same hair style. (laughs)” Spike and Baldi both grunt. “Ah, come on that was HAIR-larious! (giggles)” Baldi grunts again. “Okay, that’s enough.” “Hey, Professor Baldi Man!” “Just Baldi is fine!” “Hey! Hey, Baldly Bean Boy!” “COLDER! Definitely colder!” “Hey, Baldimore Anderson!” “HOLY MOLEY! What is wrong with you?!” “I don’t know, maybe Pinkie just can’t get over the fact your a lot balder than me! So bald, that I bet if you took a shower you’d get brainwashed.” Pinkie laughs at Spike’s joke. “Haha, very funny.” Baldi says sarcastically. “You look like if Vin Diesal and Mr. Clean had a baby!” Pinkie laughs, but Spike wasn’t all that amused. “Okay, that’s not nice, Pinkie!” Baldi said. “I’m just saying, you really know you’re bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo. (giggles)” “THAT’S ENOUGH!” Pinkie and Spike recoil at this. “Pinkie, Spike, this is MY classroom, and you will listen to ME!” “Okay okay, jeez.” “Fine!” “Now it’s time for everybody’s favorite subject-” “Hairless Karaoke?” Pinkie interrupted. “No!” “Cooking with Bowling Pins?” “Pinkie, those are not school subjects.” Spike pointed out. “Polar Bear Pillow Fighting!” “NO!!! Math! Everyone’s favorite subject is MATH!” “Said no one ever!” Spike responded “Now, I’m gonna give both of you 3 questions.” “Can they be questions about cupcakes? I’m REALLY good at questions about cupcakes!” “UGHHH!!! Now, the questions will be on this handy-dandy Think Pad!” Baldi said as he pulled out what looked like a green tablet. “Here you go!” “Wow! Never seen this kind of device.” “Looks like a silly ‘Speak N’ Spell’! (giggles)” “(Groans) Now, problem 1. 7+9=” “WHAAAAT? 7 and 9 can’t be in a math problem together!” “What? Why not?” “Because 7 ‘ate’ 9!” Pinkie and Spike laugh, but Baldi just growls. “Hmmm… carry the 5… move the decimal over 3 places… divide by a hamster ball…” “WHAT THE H- Did you just say ‘divide by a hamster ball’?” Spike asked in disbelief. “Yeah! That’s the step that comes before multiplying it by Elmo’s nose, right?” Pinkie laughs as Spike and Baldi both sigh. “Okay! If you’re having trouble with the problem, think of it this way. If you had 7 cupcakes, and I gave you 9 more cupcakes, how many cupcakes would you have?” “Honestly, I still wouldn’t have enough cupcakes.” “(Stutters) No!” “I’d probably have to take Mario’s credit card and buy at least a bajillion more from Sugarcube Corner.” “Pinkie! This isn’t a philosophical question about how many cupcakes are enough to make you happy!” Spike said “Of course, if you gave me 9 cupcakes that had wish granting genies inside of them, that’d be a different story all-together.” “Pinkie, you’re getting off-track and-” Baldi began but was interrupted. “Cuz then I’d wish for a cupcake cloning machine! Then I’d never run out of cupcakes, like, ever!” “PINKIE! 7+9!” Baldi yelled “Sheesh, okay! 16! The answer is 16!” “Fantastic! You’re doing great!” “Hey-hey! Thanks! Now, back to the cupca-” “PROBLEM 2!!!! 5-3=” “(groans) I’m bored of math! Does this thing play Flappy Bird?” “NO!” “Hey, why hasn’t anybody made a game called ‘Flappy Spike’? Now that would be fun!” Pinkie starts playing with Spikes wings. “Pinkie!!!” Spike says in annoyance. “Okay, okay. 2!” “Good job! You did great!” “Thanks! I really love flapping!” Pinkie said as she continued to play with Spike’s wings. “THAT’S ENOUGH FLAPPING!” “Ugh, thanks Baldi.” Spike said “Now, you two, it’s time for problem 3!” “Pollen tree?” “Problem 3!” “Goblin knee?” “PROBLEM 3!!!” “You gotta pee? Gross, dude! TMI! (Laughs)” Spike groans. “AHHH!! I’ve HAD IT with you!!! HERE’S YOUR PROBLEM 3!!! (Static noises)” “Ummmm… I think your weird machine is broken.” “Oh, it’s not broken. YOU have to answer it! Just like that! And remember, I get angrier every problem you get wrong!” Suddenly, Pinkie starts beating the Think-Pad on the desk. "Ẅork you stupid machine! Make more sense!" "Hey! STOP THAT!" "Nah, I'm gonna keep doing it. AHHHHHHH!" "HEY!" "PLAY FLAPPY BIRD YOU STUPID THING!" "PINKIE STOP! YOU´LL BREAK IT!" Baldi growls as he snatchs the Think-Pad away from Pinkie. "Gimme that!" "Hey! I was breaking that!" "Pinkie!" "I am DONE teaching math!! Now it´s time to teach you a NEW lesson! YOU! You are the most IRRITATING creature EVER!! If being annoying was an olympic sport, you win!" "First Prize?" Pinkie asked. "Yes! You win first prize! Now, time for that lesson!" "No! First Prize!" Spike yelled. "What?" Suddenly, a square robot with a heart in the center charges into the room. "I see you!" It says as it tackles Baldi to the wall. Baldi yelped in pain. "Wow! Baldi sure is a pushover." Pinkie and Spike both laughed then sighed. Suddenly, a little girl with a jump rope ran into the room. "LET´S PLAY!" The kid said as she charged at Pinkie and Spike causing them to scream. Author's Note Any suggestions? Comment them down below
Pinkie Pie in Street FighterThe Street Fighter start screen was up and running, and when the character select screen appeared, two fighters were chosen: Ryu and Pinkie Pie. “Japan!” The announcer said. Ryu and Pinkie were now on a boardwalk surrounded by boats filled with cheering fans. “Come on Pinkie! You can do it!” Spike cheered from one of the boats. Pinkie waved at him. “Good luck Riyu! I should warn you I’m a pink belt. (Giggles)” “Um, I hate to be ‘that guy’ but you said my name wrong. It’s actually ‘Ryu’ not ‘Riyu.’” “Oh that’s easy to remember, because it rhymes with ‘P.U.’” Spike laughed at Pinkie’s comment. “Talk is cheap. The answer lies in the heart of battle.” Ryu said as he got into his fighting stance. “Round 1, FIGHT!” Ryu uses his Hadouken attack and Pinkie jumped over it. “Huh? Did you just say ‘Hoboken’?” Pinkie asked. “Uh no. HADOUKEN!” Pinkie jumps over it again. “Like Hoboken, New Jersey?” “I did not say Hoboken, New Jersey.” Ryu said as he pulled out a map of New Jersey. “Oh okay! Here check out my special move! CUPCAKE! CUPCAKE!” Pinkie threw two cupcakes at Ryu, causing him to take 10% damage. Ryu groans. “Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!” Ryu said as he performed a midair spin kick attack. Pinkie rolled to the other side of the stage. “(Laughs) You say a lot of funny words Rayu!” Pinkie said. “Pinkie, he said his name was ‘Ryu’.” Spike reminded her. “Hey, knock-knock.” Pinkie said as she got closer to Ryu. “No.” “Knock-knock!” “We’re in a battle! This is no time for jokes!” “Knock-knock!” “For the love of Pete, who’s there?” “Riyu” “(groans) Riyu who?” “Riyu pronounced Ryu wrong. (Giggles)” “(Growls) SHORYUKEN! SHORYUKEN!” Ryu said as Pinkie dodged by flipping. “Huh? What are you saying now?” “SHORYUKEN!” “Are you saying ‘sure you can’?” “No. I’m saying… Shoryuken!” “Nuh-uh. I think you’re saying ‘sure you can’. Hey, hey Ray-you, can I date your brother?” “Shoryuken!” “Thanks! I’ll be sure to treat him real nice. (Giggles)” “(Growls Deeply)” “Hey! Can I have your cousin’s phone number?” “Shoryuken!” “Great! (Giggles) Hey, can I try to?" “Shoryuken!” “Okay. Sure yu ken!” Suddenly, Ken falls from the sky and lands on Ryu, knocking him out. “Perfect!” “Ha ha ha! Get it? Sure you ‘Ken’?” “(Chuckles) Who’s next?” "Wow! I really like your ‘Ken’ do spirit.” Spike laughed “YOU WIN!” Author's Note Got any suggestions? Comment them down below.
