I had to answer to Celestia for everything that had happened. Luckily, with as good attorney as Twilight Sparkle, my
punishment was just communal work. Celestia finally fully forgave me, and even started to trust me, at the point to
allowing me to heal her injured eye. I even made a prank to her with a fake mirror, so she looked like Derpy Hooves.
That was the hell of fun, until she bucked my balls. Heh, it hurts only by recalling it.

Funny thing is, that after all this ended, Twi and me ended breaking up again. She came out with some kind of
"Feelings storm" shit, and that was it. We haven't spoke nor seen each other ever since.

I'm accompanying Fluttershy to her picnics form about five months to now, as she invited me to one and said she's too
afraid to do it alone, for, you know, anything could came out from the forest, and Harry the Bear was no longer there
to protect her. So, I assumed the role of a "Teddy Bear". Her only condition was that I didn't use the raincoat, while
no problem with the rest of the clothing. She keeps blushing everytime she sees me. She's so cute, hiding her face
behind her mane or tail. But I still have hopes to return with Twi... Anyways, Flutters finally managed to learn some
minor healing spells. I hope that someday she has the courage to go for more.

Dashie keeps training with me. Her dream to be part of the Wonderbolts has returned to her and she's becoming stronger
and more skillfull everyday. She's not anymore the lazy pegasi that sleeps all day, just to clean the sky in ten
seconds flat. And she's doing really hard on it, at the point to become almost masochistic. I've warned her about a
dozen times, but she keeps replying that she'd rather die than let her friends unprotected again, and I completely
understand her, as I share the same feeling than she does. Also, she doesn't mention it directly, but I think she has
a crush with me, but she'll rip my ears off if I comment anything about it.

Something fun happens with Rarity. Sometimes she runs to me and starts to tell some annoying speech, or even bites or
hits me for apparently no reason, until she piss me off and I end chasing her for a span, while she starts the run
screaming and ends it laughing. I wonder it's because she likes to be chased?

I still haven't managed Pinkie Pie to organize any party for me. And the last one she did and I showed up unninvited,
she freaked out and bucked me out. She even threw a Hadou-ken to me! She apologized later, saying that she's very
grateful to me for having saved her, etc., but I still resemble too much to the other dude, and that gives her the
thrills. I can't blame her. She passed for a very traumatic experience and her memory is too good to forget so soon.

Applejack is the only one that's still behaving more like the way I remember her to. I give thanks to the heavens that
all this madness haven't affected her too much. Sometimes I go to Sweet Apple Acres to help her with anything she could
need, like cropping, repairing or building things and so.

And about Luna... well, it turns out that Celestia didn't banished her to the moon again. It looks like that losing her
horn was punishment enough. She'll be imprisoned for a while, until her sister decides what to do with her.

And, here I am, six months after all this madness happened, and I have no mare yet. Maybe I should try Zecora again?
Puaj. I don't like Zecora... Well, maybe it's my destiny to be alone... Fair enough...

I stood up, shooking the dust from my raincoat, when a meekly voice sounded behind me:

" You know, Teddy Bear? That raincoat doesn't scare me anymore... "

GustaffInmortal

Author's Note

Note from the Author:

Well, my brony fellows, this is it: The Equestrian Monomyth - Book 1 - Be a Good Brony or Die Trying.
I hope you had liked it as much as I liked writing it.

I'm already working on the Book 2, and if I get enough votes, I'll upload it.

Long life and prosperous!