The Equestrian Monomyth - Book 1 - Be a Good Brony or Die Trying

" Come on Gus! You're getting behind! " Seymour called me from some dozen meters away.

I ran to Seymour.

" Seymour... take the googles out... " I ordered him, panting.

" What? Do you want to finish already? If we were just started! " He protested.

Damn it! He could be so genially idiot sometimes! So, I took out his googles as well.

" Hey dude, why did you...? Ahhhhhh! " Seymour screamed and stuck to me with a hug like a fat toad, when he realized the
situation. " Gus, for Christ sake!! Where are we?!! "

" That's what I gonna ask you, Dr. Cooper! " I don't know why The Big Bang Theory show came to my mind. " What did you
do this time, put marijuana in the googles?!! " I roared, trying to shook Seymour's hug out.

" No! How can you think that?! "

" Then how do you explain this?!! " I opened the arms and turned around.

" Man, I don't know, I don't know!! "

" Ok, ok. " I relaxed a bit. " Get us back to your house. Now. " I emphasized with the index finger.

" But how?! I don't know what happened! It could be the hardware acceleration chip...? Or the VR expansion set...?
Or...? "

" I don't care what was. Get us back, now. " I threateningly pointed my finger to him.

" I've already told you, I don't know how to get us back! "

" No? Aren't you the bloody genius? Then figure it out, Einstein! " I pushed him a bit too hard.

" Hello? Is somepony there? " A female voice interrupted our argument.

Seymour stuck like a toad to me again.

" Ahh! Dude, what's that?! "

" That's Zecora, you damned chicken! " I recognized the voice, while struggling to get out from his embrace again.

" Zecora? But I don't like Zecora... "

" Come on, hide! "

" Why? If it's just Zecora... "

" This's the adult version, you idiot! She might be hostile! " I whispered below my breath.

" Ah, rig... "

I didn't let him finish the sentence, as practically threw him into a nearby bushes. Then, I looked back, to make sure
she hadn't seen us, and threw myself to the bushes too, sinking my face on Seymour's fat ass.

" Damn it, Seymour! Move out! "

" Ehhh... dude. We have a problem here. "

" What kind of problem? " I crawled to his side, and happened to see a field of blue flowers.

" That're Joke Flowers! If we touch it, we'll be screwed! " Seymour rued.

" Damn it! "

" Now what we're gonna do? "

I thought for a while, and then it came to me:

" Scare her. " I sat on the ground, put the googles on and started to look in the available options.

" How? "

" Let me see... Alien vs Predator 7. This will do. "

" Alien vs Predator? I want to be Predator! I want to be Predator! " Seymour bumped of joyful anxiety.

" Suit yourself. " I replied, annoyed, while activating the character change.

" Hello? Is there somepony there. He...? " Zecora finally reached the spot we were hiding, and suddenly... A drooling
Alien and a freaking Predator appeared in front of her!

" Whooooorrggggg!!! " They both roared.

" Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! " Zecora screamed, jumping in place and bristling, and running away at all the speed she could.

But the two monsters were still pursuin her! The three of them randomly running among the woods, like there were many
of them, screaming and roaring in a maze madness! Finally, the alien and the predator bumped with each other, giving the
first a headhit to the later, and then starting running again.

After a long run, tired, the alien reached a clear in the forest.

" Harg harg harg harg. " He laughed with a growling laughter. " That was so fun. So pity I've lost such a tasty prey... "

Then the alien startled, shook his head, and deactivated the character change, so I returned to my old self, still
dazed.

" What the...? Was I turning into... that thing...? " I opened my eyes, frightened: Seymour! I have to tell him to
deactivate the Predator right now, or he will turn into...!

I rushed back to find Seymour's track, but I soon returned from my steps, and later again...

" Damn! I got lost! "