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Three Times the Fun...

How does one person define luck? I guess if I were asked that question, I would say luck is somewhat of a random, funny, hap-hazardous presence in life that is an inevitable factor for everyone. From our very births, to our ultimate demises, we all play the natural universal game of chance that cannot always be expected to swing our way with any given situation. It can be a relentless twisted bitch, absolutely cruel to the blackened core, painful to the very point of where you contemplate your own life’s true value.

But, sometimes as well in life, the most hopeless of circumstances can turn around in our favour in the blink of an eye. luck just might seem to leap up on you out of nowhere in ways which just might make you forgive and forget every single past transgression that ever happened to befall upon you with open arms...

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“OH MY SWEET STARS DARLING! YES!! JUST LIKE THAT! USE ME LIKE THE LITTLE CUMSLUT I AM!!” Rarity shouted out in the small bedroom, throwing her head into the air and screaming out in orgasmic bliss before forcefully burying her face into her pillow to muffle her cry’s as I furiously pounded her swollen, dripping pussy from behind.

My body swelled with strained lustful fury that energized my worn body that was drenched in sweat from head to toe and my head was caught in a cloudy daze of tremendous pleasures. I almost started to wonder how long that I have been here in this room, but In all honesty, that didn’t really care that much, all that mattered to me in the moment was my hands gripping onto rarity’s goddess gifted, shapely hips as I roughly ravaged her silky sweet marshmallow pussy with the fullest strength I could muster.

Heavy, rugged *plaps* and Rarity’s muffled wails of ecstasy filled the bedroom as her lower bodily muscles desperately tried to grip down around my thick shaft, forcing me to push my body past it’s limits to keep the momentum going so I could keep slipping in and out of her silky hold without halting.

Right as I felt the pangs of my climax steadily build up, I suddenly felt Rarity’s limbs tense up underneath me and start violently shaking in my grip as another orgasm wracked her braking body and mind, making her voice ring out like an animalistic cry into the pillow which she had in a death grip against her face.

My body screamed for sweet victory as I could feel the tension it my groin finally peak over, allowing me to prepare myself to release my large load. “Ughh... i’m gonna... Cum.” I tiredly breathed out, not slowing my frantic thrusts.

Rarity’s voice hitched and her ears perked up at the sound of my voice. she started roughly shoving her soft ass back into my thrusts forward, meeting my movements halfway in a loud smack each time our bodies collided.

As I closed my eyes to fully embrace the waves of unyielding bliss, I suddenly felt a pair of firm hooves wrap around my chest as another sticky, hot body pressed up against my back. “Go on sugarcube, give er’ what she wants~ It’s not kind to keep a girl waitin ya know“ a sweet southern voice whispered into my right ear sending shivers down my spine, pushing my peaked senses over the edge.

With one more solid thrust, I Roughly hilted the length of cock into Rarity’s sopping pussy one final time. gritting my teeth, I felt my body lock up as I released all of the lustful tension that I had built up through the late evening with loud pants of air pumping In and out of my burning lungs. Thick gush after gush, I desperately held onto Rarity’s hips tightly, letting myself fill the insides of the beautiful snow white unicorn beneath me with my large bursts of cum.

reveling in my tired, still afterglow for a minute, I held up rarity’s limp lower body and lightly grinder her against my groin, trying to milk every last bit of bodily pleasure I could get. Finally spent, I softly lowered Rarity down onto the bed and slowly started pulling out my softening cock from her slippery entrance with an audible *shlick*, causing a final tired groan to escape rarity’s lips as a messy stream of cum freely flowed our from her pulsating pussy.

It didn’t take long for Applejack release her snuggly, warm embrace from my soaked back before rolling away onto the inviting bed below, allowing me the freedom to join her by groggily flopping onto the bed with a lack of grace, landing my body in the perfect nook between both her and Rarity’s limp masses with a final, heavy huff breaching from my lips.

Applejack quickly took to my left side, cuddling up against me with a content sigh while rarity let out a groan as she finally mentally came back to. “ugh...So full...” she weakly moaned out before lazily rolling over into my open right side, nuzzling her snout into my upper ribs while cradling her taunt tummy. “Mmm~ Anon, darling, I must say, this night has been absolutely wonderful. hm-hm~ If you put out this good more often in the future, I think I’ll sincerely have to start worrying about the working ability of my legs“ she quietly breathed out before continuing the barrage of softly nuzzling her face into my side.

“Heh, ah’ll say... phew! I haven’t been rung through this hard since the annual apple family strength measurin’ competition a few months back, and let me tell ya, that day put max out for a whole week.” Applejack spoke up from my opposite side while gently rubbing one of her hooves across my chest in small circles, but before I got too comfortable on the mattress, a low chuckle caught my attention.

“Heh, you think that’s bad? I feel more wiped out right now than I felt during my entire week’s stay at the Wonderbolt’s Academy” a third, brasher voice chipped from below me before a disheveled looking rainbow dash walked into my blurry view, only stopping at the edge of the bed to meet my gaze with a look brimming with prideful satisfaction. “Damn dude, I don’t know how you manage to go on for as long as you do, but I gotta say, that cock you’re rocking is one awesome hunk o’ meat .” She exclaimed out loud, lazily flopping her body down onto my glistening stomach before letting out a pleased, drawn out sigh.

only brief response that came out from my mouth was a pitiful wheeze of air that I could barely muster out while the crashing waves of fatigue and pain finally settled deep within in my body, making the only thoughts swimming through my head being the dread of the upcoming morning. “Heh. Yeah, I know, I was pretty awesome too.” Rainbow lastly added before relaxing and draping her hooves around my lower midsection.

As my three bedmates slowly drifted off into their own blissful slumbers, I was left alone to myself, staring at rarity’s bedroom ceiling contemplating how in any deity’s name I had managed to have my life so deeply intertwined with such pleasant otherworldly company, but in the end, the only answer I was left with for every single one of my thoughts was the exact same. Pure Luck.

I remember how this all started quite well, it was only a month after my initial arrival, I had just got myself a new cozy little shack to call my own and thankfully my very first friend from this brand new world, the one and only hot headed fuzzball named Rainbow Dash, was helping me shovel some furniture and other various basic necessities that the collective townsfolk were generous enough to donate off to their newest citizen.

Throughout the entire process though, I noticed time and time again that Rainbow Dash seemed to mentally fade away, becoming progressively more distracted and fidgety as the day went on, so when we were finally finished moving the various items around to a manageable minimum, I simply asked her if she wanted to stay around to hang out and “help break the new place out” in hopes to shift her offset mood. though she seemed reluctant at first, she ultimately accepted my offer at my added promise of free food being included.

From there on the day got weirder.

As we both settled in for the evening on my couch with a table full of food and a bunch of movies to watch, Rainbow’s natural general brash bro attitude seemed to take a very noticeable turn. At first, it started off as something as simple and small as her leaning against me while we were busy watching the second film in the night and although I thought her behaviour was bizarre, I honestly didn’t mind the physical contact at the time, so I didn’t question it.

But as the third film came on things escalated quickly. A rather awkward and drawn out sex scene was fatefully in the middle of the low quality film which for some reason prompted Rainbow Dash to suddenly switch the subject of our conversation over to asking me a seemingly never ending supply of weird and extremely perverse questions regarding human sexuality and “breeding rituals”.

For each answer I gave to her increasingly lewd inquiries, Rainbow Dash seemed to restlessly fidget and squirm more and more against my side until she was practically thrashing around. Right after I told her how the average length of a human love making session usually ranges from ten to thirty minutes, she suddenly blurted out how she needed to go to the bathroom before bolting like a bullet down my hallway, only to disappear for the next 45 minutes.

By the time Dash finally decided to find her way out of my bathroom, the crappy movie just ended and at the time I was crouched down besides the T.V, deciding on which film to put on next. I didn’t even hear her walk up behind me as I felt a firm hoof poke the back of my shoulder which grabbed my attention.

Turning around, I found a rather Frustrated looking, rose faced rainbow dash looking away from me while rubbing her leg with a visibly damp looking hoof as her tail swished back and forth at a brisk pace almost as if she was wagging it.
“Hey, uh... listen dude, I don’t want to be a buzzkill or anything... but I gotta go home.”

Feeling worried for my friend that she may be sick, I turned around and raised my arm towards her, putting my right hand against her forehead to gauge her temperature. As my hand made contact with her head she flinched, but made no further effort to back away. “Are you alright? You feel like your burning up.” I worriedly voiced out. Rainbow’s expression quickly turned nervous as her eyes shifted in any direction that wasn’t towards me.

“Y-yeah! I’m good man, it’s just that I got a major cramp in my back yesterday and it’s killin me! S-so I gotta go get my m-massager to r-rub it out, ya know?”

My worried expression only deepened as I lamented on the pain of a nasty Charlie horse riding up my leg. Standing up, I walked to her side and softly put my right hand onto her back eliciting a small shiver from her body “you know, I do have a bit of training in massage therapy back from my college days, I could always help you work it out if you want.”

“Y-yeah~ Wait, N-NO! I really don’t want to bother you dude, I can totally do it myself!”

Dash’s face was sweating profusely as her body looked like it was on the brink of a shaking meltdown, Her wings twitched and shifted uncomfortably and her tail increased speed in its wagging motions. Despite her protests, I started to softly rub her back which she seemed to enjoy as she made a slight coo while she arched her back into my hand. “Dash, I really think you should sit down and take a moment, maybe let me look you over-”

“N-NO!!” Dash screamed as she quickly bolted away from my hand. She was panting and her fiery eyes were staring straight into my soul as I remained reeled back, surprised from her explosive outburst.

“You want the truth? I’m Bucking Horny! I can’t get off and you’re just making it all that much worse by trying to help! So either you whip out your alien cock now and rut me into your bucking couch or I gotta go fuck myself silly before I pounce on you and fuck you silly!!” Dash stomped her front hooves against your floorboards before turning around and making her way towards my entrance door, leaving me a split second decision.

“O-okay.” I sputtered out, stopping Dash in her step. “You wanna fuck?... Sure! Let’s have a go at it then. It’s been a while for me anyways.” I spouted out while I took a step forward. My dick ultimately won the battle over my brain as it always has, filling me with me with an unprecedented amount of confidence and pride that could drive someone to the ends of the world.

All of that sudden confidence completely vanished though as Dash slowly turned around, furling out her wings with a predatory look in her dilated magenta orbs focused on you like an eagle that had its prey within its sights.

In a blink of an eye, before I could even utter a single word, I felt a strong mass fly directly into my gut, driving my diaphragm to eject the air from my lungs as I was violently tackled into my couch by the force of the horny, flying skittle monster.

Things got heated quickly with us diving straight into the action, but with a couple of minutes of intense fucking, I learned a very important lesson about a pony's sexual endurance, or rather the fact that they practically don’t have any.

Only after 7 minutes of ramming myself into the little blue speedster, I had fucked Dash into a drooling, babbling mess, with the only words escaping her mouth being a scrambled mishmash of various curses and plea’s. Half an hour later, Dash was an unconscious, twitching mass full of my cum.

By next morning Dash made it very clear that she wanted to make me “rutting her into a vegetable-like state“ a common occurrence and being an insatiable horn dog myself, I had no complaints to such a tempting offer.

Despite us making a pinkie promise to keep our little rendezvous to ourselves, about a month after our first romp, Dash accidentally spilled the beans to Rarity after having a few friendly drinks of wine during a girls night out.

It sure came as a surprise to me later that night, especially when I opened my door at two in the morning expecting Rainbow Dash, only to find both her and Rarity standing at my doorstep, sheepishly grinning at me while eagerly rubbing their thighs together.

Turns out after Rainbow Dash spoiled the goods about my dick, it quickly became the afternoon’s most talked about subject between them, and things only escalated from there to the point where Dash offered Rarity “a taste of the real deal”. Not one to turn down the chance to have a threesome, especially with the marshmallow ass queen herself, I quickly ushered to two mares into my house.

Needless to say, by the end of the night I had gained a second good friend with added benefits.

Just as before, my life seemed to regulate back into a normal-ish schedule of regular living and plentiful sex. For the next 3 weeks I seemed to integrate myself more into the lives of my two bedmates, joining them on various personal interest fuelled trips and even going out for dinner with the both of them on separate occasions. But, life is fickle and it’s only a matter of time before something changes.

It was a Friday evening, Rarity and I just came back from an esteemed fashion expo hosted in Canterlot in which she was asked to showcase some of her amazing dresses.
I was simply asked by her to be an escort for the evening.

As soon as we walked in through the door to her Boutique on our return, Rarity immediately started to slowly remove her dress, revealing a full set of Lacey black lingerie underneath before turning to me with a look in her eyes that said all that needed to be said in that instant.

Things quickly got very physical within the moment of our intimacy, we seemed to get lost in the presence of each other, sating everything we desired from the others body with loving passion. In fact, we got so wrapped up in our own little world of pleasure and passion at the entrance area of the boutique that neither of us even noticed when the front door to the boutique started to open.

“Howdy Rarity! Ah’ know it’s a little late, but ah saw yer’ lights on and was wonderin if you could help m-me..uhhh...”

The southern voice trailed off and as we finally took notice of the third presence that entered the room. Fearfully looking up, I found a wide eyed, pale faced applejack staring at the disheveled sweaty mass of sex that was Rarity and I. Before Either of us could even get a word out, Applejack bolted out the door spouting a quick slew of “sorry’s”, leaving us in a confused daze before sharing a quick laugh and starting back up our bout of passion again.

Under normal circumstances I wouldn’t be too worried about someone walking on me doing the dirty, but unfortunately Applejack was and still is my boss while I work at sweet apple acres and I really didn’t want to leave anything to chance with the job I liked possibly at risk, so the very next morning Rarity and I took a trip down to the apple orchard to hopefully sort everything out with minimum awkwardness.

Without a plan we were both somewhat nervous, especially since we have been keeping our relationship unknown down to the three members of our own little coitus cult at the time. Thankfully it didn’t take long to find the orange speck amongst the vast landscape of green and spotted red, but as we got close Applejack finally took notice of our approach and turned a shade of crimson that would make the apples on the trees jealous.

The initial greeting was as awkward as it could have been, given the situation, we all stood around in a deafening silence, waiting for one another to start the painful yet inevitable conversation. After standing around for what felt like an eternity, I finally took two slow steps forward.

“Alright. L-listen AJ, i-i-it’s not what it seems. Rarity and I...we’re just...not, ya know...what you think we are..we’re just... uh-“. I felt a hoof softly press against my leg, pulling me out of my bumbling stupor. Looking down I found Rarity looking up at me with a pitiful, yet sympathetic look. “Anon, darling, while I do appreciate you taking the initiative, I think it’s best if I handle this. Why don’t you be a dear and finish up the work here while I take poor Applejack to the barn and explain everything out?”.

Giving her a thankful look, I nodded down the her. “Sure sounds good, guess I’ll meet you there after I’m done”. Rarity beamed a smile up at me while giving me a pat on the leg with her hoof before making her way towards Applejack. “Excellent darling, we’ll see you sooon~”.

As Rarity walked up besides Applejack, I made my way towards the area of many full and empty wooden buckets and scattered apples. Daring one final look back towards applejack, I was surprised to find that she was actually distracted out of rarity’s prattling and was staring at my lower body. As her eyes finally gazed up to meet my own she Snapped her beat red gaze away quickly before tipping her hat down and turning her attention back to Rarity as they finally made their way towards the barn.

The work that Applejack had left unfinished fortunately only took about 20 minutes, thankfully giving me less time to ponder the potential outcomes of Rarity’s “explaining”. When I finally reached the barn, I let out a worn huff of air. Lowering the cart full of of apples to the ground, I dusted off my palms and wiped my brow before making my way to the barn doors, wondering was held in store for me.

Quietly opening the doors, I slipped through the small opening I made before closing the barn door behind me. Turning around I found Rarity sitting in the middle of the barn floor, looking at me with a disgustingly cheeky smile plastered to her face, like a cat that pissed on your rug and was waiting to watch you clean it up. Looking around, I found it odd that Applejack was nowhere to be seen.“I’m so glad you could finally make it darling, we’ve been anxiously awaiting for your arrival”.

Furrowing my brow, I gave Rarity a sceptical look before crossing my arms in front of my chest. “By “we” I’m assuming you actually mean just yourself judging by the lack of orange currently in the room. You know, when you said Princess Luna “inspired” your spring dress line, I didn’t think you’d make a habit of speaking out in third person and scaring off other ponies”.

Rarity simply let out a fit of giggles while waving her hoof dismissively at direction. “Oh hush dear! Or I’ll put that witty tongue of yours to an actual use~ Besides, Applejack is right over here darling, come along”. Rarity happily trotted in lead, disappearing behind a large stack of cubed hay that obscured my line of sight.

Curious as to why Applejack was so quiet if she was in the barn, I walked around the large pillar of hay only to be shocked by the sight of Rarity cradling a tied up and fully exposed Applejack against her body.

Seeing my flabbergasted reaction, Rarity gave a mock pout. “Now now Anon darling, what is that awful dreaded look for? Poor dear Applejack here apparently Has had her eyes on you for while now, you should’ve heard all of the very dirty things she had dreamed for you to do to her~ Dash and I have had so much fun with you recently that I figured it was only fair to offer “a taste of the real thing”. That not a problem, is it Anon dearest?”

Completely ignoring Rarity’s cheeky remark, I could only stare at Applejack’s rapidly winking pussy as my brain had already made the traitorous pact with my dick, leaving me with only one logical choice. Fuck the big apple bottom Booty in front of me.

That was two weeks ago, it didn’t take long after for Applejack to join the “Anon bed warmers club“, ascending me into proper haremhood status. To say it has been the most interesting quarter year of my life would be a massive understatement. I truly believed that my life couldn’t take a turn that could make it even weirder.
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Groggily I awoke from my sleep with a jolt, I could feel the wear of yesternights labours creep back into my body, making me feel like a worn down piece of meat that had been put through a hydraulic tenderizer twice over.

Slowly feeling around the bed with my arms I found out I was the only one still in Rarity’s now mostly vacant bed. Slightly disappointed in the lack of much wanted morning afterglow, I painfully sat myself up before looking around the bedroom, taking note of the sunlight that shined through the curtains and the chaotic mess that laid across the floor from last nights lively activities.

Letting out a tired groan, I slowly got out of bed as I heard faint, muffled voices from downstairs alerting me as to where everyone else was. I made a strained effort to dress quickly so I could hopefully see my loving bedmates off to their daily routines before I would have to embark on my own.

As I made my way downstairs into the main level of the house my senses were greeted by the smells of a delicious breakfast and the sounds of happy voices that I knew all too well at this point.

Entering the kitchen, I adopted a smile of my own as I saw Rarity leaning against the kitchen countertop idly listening in on the winded ramblings of Rainbow Dash and Applejack on the other side of the room.
Taking a few steps forward, Rarity finally took notice of my presence in the room and turned away from the counter before shakily trotting over to meet me with a beaming smile and a quick hug around my lower torso.

“Good morning darling, I see you’re finally up” she joyously greeted before releasing me from her embrace while looking up to me with her beautiful sapphire eyes. “Did you sleep well?”.

Reaching down, I lightly rubbed the underside of Rarity’s jaw, earning me a soft purr in response. “Heh, yeah, slept like a baby, I have you girls to thank for that though. How have you and the girls been?”

Rarity gave a quick look over towards Applejack and Rainbow dash across her shoulder who were still bickering about something across the room. “I think it’s fair to say that we all slept well dear, though we all are a little shaky footed this morning, but I guess we have you to thank for that.” Rarity let out giggle, amused by her own sense of humour. “But enough about last night, come, I made breakfast!” She proudly stated before reaching around me, giving my tush a light push towards the dining table that had a plate of presumably already cold food.

Giving my thanks, I made my way over to the table while Rarity made her way over towards Applejack and Rainbow Dash, interrupting whatever conversation they were having with something of her own.

Sitting down, I immediately dug into the plate of cold toast and eggs in front front of me, getting lost in my own thought of what to do today since Applejack didn’t need me on the farm for the current week for some reason that I didn’t bother to ask for.

Taking a glance over towards my companions, I found them huddled in a tight circle, speaking in hushed voices while serious expressions adorned their faces. Shrugging to myself, I figured they would solve whatever had them in such a state by themselves before I put my focus back to the deliciously cold meal that rarity had made for me.

I didn’t even notice how much time had past while I sat in the dining chair after I finished eating, silently contemplating on whether I wanted to take a stroll over to Twilight’s for a book, or maybe to see if Lyra was free to hang out for the day, until a light “ahem” from in front of me pulled me out of my own lost thoughts.

Looking up from my downward gaze, I found Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity all lined up across the table from me, all with varying expressions of shifty eyed nervousness planted on their faces. Raising an inquisitive brow, I shifted my eyes between them, confused as to what was going on. “Uhhh... what’s up guys?... you all look like you just got caught looting through the cookie jar by your parents” I noted out loud, trying to get a clue from any of my companions reactions.

I was surprised that is was actually Rainbow Dash who was the one that took a tensive step forward while clearing her throat. “Uh, listen dude, we, uh... Kinda need your help”.

My features relaxed and a smirk worked its way onto my face as I found the request oddly amusing, considering there has never been a real problem here before that needed me of all beings to help fix. “Heh, what? You need me to open a jar a pickles or something?” I sarcastically asked while casually leaning back into the chair.

“It’s the crusaders, Anon.” Applejack spoke up from behind Rainbow Dash, wiping the smarmy grin right off my face in an instant. A deep pit started to form in bottom of my stomach as my worry immediately started to rise at the mention that three special beings in my current life needed my help.

Apple Bloom. Sweetie belle, Scootaloo.
I’ve had a close history with these kids ever since the first day I arrived in this wacky land of over saturated colours and flawed physics. Hell, I’d even go as far to say I owed those little rascals everything I have today since they were the first ponies I encountered, as well as the ones to convince an entire town not to send the local town heroes to kick my ass and actually convince the mayor to allow me a home it their town since I had no knowable way back to my own home.

I’ve aided countless amounts of life threatening crusades that would make Jerusalem seem like a cake walk in attempt to help these kids try and get their cutie marks. Figures though that they would finally get their cutie marks on the school ground of all places, rendering a lot of hospital bracelets I acquired through the past pointless.

Even after they finally found their cutie marks, I never stopped hanging out with the trouble makers, they were like the rebellious younger siblings I never had, and thanks to the fact that I was porking their respective sister figures, I didn’t see myself distancing from them anytime soon.

But now something was wrong.
Quickly standing up, I hardened my expression to hide my worry from my companions, not knowing what kind of issues to expect if all three of them were confronting me about it. “I don’t understand. What’s going on? Are the they okay?”.

Rarity quickly stepped forward waving her hoof “it’s Nothing that serious I can assure you dear, this is a more of a... personal problem”.

I felt an immense amount of tension release from my body, replaced by the chilling wave of relief flow through my body as I sat back down in my chair, chuckling at my own overreaction. “Phew. Okay then... so, what kind of personal problem are we talking about here?”.

Rarity’s face quickly contorted back into one of strained uncertainty as she idly circled her hoof into the floor, clearly having trouble conveying whatever it is that she wanted to. “W-well... do you know what estrus is darling?”.

I brought my hand to my chin, gripping my lower jaw in thought. “Uh, yeah, vaguely, it’s like breeding season or something. why?”.

“You are correct darling. you see, estrus is a very special and a very tough time for all mares and female creatures alike. Oue bodies become primed for mating and our sexual urges become intense to the point where it’s all we can think about every spring. Now, estrus is tough enough as it is for us, but for young fillies growing into mares going through it for the first few times, well, just it’s a complete and utter nightmare! S-so, we were thinking that maybe a certain somehuman could maybe help a few maturing fillies... well, um, mature...”.

I stared blankly at Rarity with confusion, wondering what in gods name she was going on about, but after a few seconds, I finally realized what she was hinting at and it hit me like a freight train. My face drained into a pasty pale as the pit in my stomach that had disappeared only moments ago, returned as a Grand Canyon of sickness. I couldn’t believe that they would even suggest something like I thought they were, I mean, this has to be some sort of misunderstanding on my part.
Finally finding my voice, I could only muster out a fearful, shaky tone. “Y-y-you don’t mean?... y-you want me to?... you can’t be serious! T-they’re just kids! I’m almost double their age for crying out loud! How could you even suggest this?!”.

Much to my surprised horror, my companions looked between each other in confusion at my outburst. I was preparing to go on another verbal tirade, but Dash cut me off by letting out an amused chuckle.
“That’s what you’re worried about? Ha! Jeez dude, we were worried about your schedule! I didn’t think you’d make such a big deal over something so small.”

I was baffled. Dumbstruck. Utterly flabbergasted. I couldn’t fathom any comprehensible words as my mouth silently and uselessly flapped up and down in a vain attempt to communicate words. I must be having a nightmare that I wasn’t waking up from, there is no way this could be real.

As I sat still with a thousand yard stare off into lala land, applejack walked around the table and stood besides me, drapeing a hoof across my back. “Listen, Anon. Ah’ don’t know how things work where yer from, but here, when a filly has their first heat, they’re considered a true mare by the crown, cutie mark or not. It ain’t illegal or nothin’”.

I barely registered her touch or her words while a single scenario kept playing over and over in my head where I’m walking into a strangers kitchen with a six pack of beer, only to be confronted by Princess Celestia herself dressed like Chris Hansen, standing by the dining table, asking me to have a seat across across from her.

“B-buh?” I intelligently bumbled out in response.

“Oh for crying out loud Anon! Yer making mountains out of gopher hills! What harm can come from helpin some youngsters discover themselves?” Applejack boasted out in an annoyed tone.

‘A whole lot unhappy folks, restriction orders and a spot on the equestrian sexual predators list?’ I bitterly thought to myself. Legal or not, how was I supposed to just basically... accept this?

“B-but why me? T-there’s gotta be someone else who can do this! W-w-what about... i don’t know? Mac?” I desperately tried to weasel my way out of the situation.

Rainbow Dash and Rarity immediately burst out in hysterical laughter while Applejack tightened the hoof across my back and gave me a deadpan glare like I was the biggest idiot to ever walk the face of the planet.

“Anon, ah’ like ya, yer a strong, determined worker and a sure damn rodeo in the bedroom, but ya ain’t exactly the sharpest tool in shed, so listen up ya darn pear head, cuz I’m gonna give you a list why that’s a completely dumb idea. One. Macintosh is Applebloom’s brother, an’ despite what those bucking watermelon growin‘ hussies say about us apple farmers, we don’t roll like that. Two. I know you don’t probably go lookin around at other stallions bits, but mah brother is a very popular colt amongst the size queens in ponyville, so even with Applebloom out of the picture, that ain't gonna work. Three. They trust ya enough to actually come askin all three of us to get you to do this with them, despite our own verbal doubts. So, any more bright suggestions Anon?”

“N-no” I quietly mumbled out, feeling like a chastised child in that moment. Thankfully Rarity stepped forward to save me from my verbal lashing, her laughter dissipated to only a mild giggle. “Now, Now Applejack, there’s no need to be so harsh to poor Anon, I’m sure he meant no offence. If you truly wish to entice somepony dear, you‘ll require a more delicate approach, here, allow me”.

Rarity turned away from applejack and I and started trotting towards the entrance area of the boutique. When she neared the arch of the entryway, her horn lit up its signature blue and I felt a choking tug from collar of my shirt as Rarity dragged me out from my seat, pulling me along with her to the entrance of the shop.

Reaching the lobby, the magical force that had me in a choke hold suddenly shifted to my shoulders as I was forcefully seated down at one of the comfy sofas normally meant for waiting customers or basic social chatter.

With my ass firmly seated down, I grumbled bitterly nursing the sore spot on my neck with my right hand, but before I could make a snarky remark to Rarity’s “Signature delicate touch” as she put it, she quickly Hopped up onto my legs, straddled my lap and draped her hooves around my neck in a rather passionate manor, cutting off all fiery words that were ready to be unleashed out from my mouth.

Seeing how she now had my undivided attention, Rarity laid her head against my chest and retracted one of her hooves only to slowly stroke small circles against my stomach. “Listen Anon, if you are not at all okay with this task I’ll get the girls to drop it, no harm no foul, we care about your feelings as well you know, but if I’m being entirely honest, I must admit I would rather not have the backlash of Sweetie Belle potentially assaulting one of those poor colts around town due to her often overbearing curiosity”.

My expression softened with sympathy after hearing Rarity’s open confession. I was starting to see that this must be a real problem amongst the youth and peers in equestria. I couldn’t imagine anybody wanting that for their family or anyone in general really.

“I’ll do it.” I subconsciously blurted out, surprising both Rarity and myself in that moment. Rarity leaned away from my chest and stared deep into my eyes, looking for some sort of confirmation that what she heard was real. Finding no initial rebuttal from my falsely stoic face, Rarity’s expression turned ecstatic before I was crushed in a hug with the force I had not thought possible from the petite unicorn.

“Oh, thank you darling! Thank you! You don’t realize how tremendous of a help you’re being by doing this!”. Releasing me from her death grip hug, Rarity leaned back again to meet my gaze but her expression once happy had shifted into a more suggestive look. Her eyes were sweetly lidded and a small, almost mischievous grin adorned her face. I felt one of her hooves slowly stroke up my leg as she leaned against my chest again and slowly brought her face beside mine, putting her muzzle almost against my ear. “You know, the crusaders won’t be the only mares going into heat soon, hm-hm-hm~ I was going to keep this as a little surprise, but since you’re being such a good boy, I’m now feeling a little generous and so, I am going to let you in on a little secret… come next week, regardless what happens with the crusaders, your bedmates are going to double in number”.

“W-what do you mean?” I sputtered out, feeling Rarity’s hoof softly dig in the sensitive area besides my groin, sending a chill down my spine. Rarity lightly chuckled in response before lifting her spare hoof up to my face and started sensually stroking my cheek with it.

“Well, I wouldn’t want to spoil too much, but let me say this, the elements of harmony will be at your service soon darling”. Before I could question on any further, Rarity gave two light pats against the side of my face with the hoof she was just caressing it with. “But enough about that, I think we’ve kept Rainbow Dash and Applejack waiting long enough, I don’t want them to think that I’ve stolen you away for some extra fun now, hm-hm, although it is a very tempting offer”.

Rarity hopped down from my lap and immediately started to briskly trot her way back towards the kitchen, leaving me behind to process her words, and if my assumptions about them were correct, next week would be very interesting to say the least, though, I now also have to molest children next week, which I really wasn’t looking forward to, but, I guess you gotta take the good with the bad, or at least what I kept telling myself.

After standing up from the comfy lounger and calming down the uncomfortably raging boner in my pants, courtesy of rarity, I trailed her path back to the kitchen. Upon entering I found Rarity smugly grinning a victorious smile at a somewhat irritated looking Applejack who walked past me towards the exit of the boutique. “Meet me at the farm when yer done here Anon, I’ll be waitin’ for ya, and… thanks sugarcube.” she called back, before leaving with a heavy close of the door behind her.

“Man I love spending my mornings here! I get to witness a free drama show some days and the best part is that I’m not even involved in it half of the time!” Rainbow dash shouted out from across the room before flying over towards me and Rarity in a flash. “But anyways, thanks for breakfast Rarity and thanks for the whole usual rutting my brains out thing Anon! I’ll catch you guys later, cloud management will surely clip my wings if I’m late again!”. Dash gave me and Rarity a quick hoof bump before bolting out the main door with her usual lightning speed, leaving just Rarity and I left in her house.

“Well” Rarity started, pulling my attention away from the front door back to her. “As much as I must agree with Rainbow Dash on the fact that these mornings never cease to be amusing, the dresses I have to make unfortunately won’t just up and create themselves”.

I rubbed the back of my head realizing that Rarity was right, the days work won’t just disappear and I had a lot of it to do today. “Yeah, I suppose I shouldn’t keep Applejack waiting as well, she might tear me a new one bigger than she did earlier, and I’d prefer that not to happen”.

Rarity let out a chuckle before giving the front of my shirt collar a light tug down with her magic, signalling me to come down to her level. Crouching down, Rarity quickly trotted up to me, leaned her head to me and sweetly planted her lips against mine, she letting out a satisfied hum as I let the kiss linger longer than normal. As we finally broke our kiss, Rarity softly nuzzled her nose against mine. “I hope you have yourself a wonderful day darling and thank you again, oh! By the way, will you be coming over later tonight?” Rarity asked a little over-excitedly.

“You know it Rares, 8:00 PM as usual. I’ll see you later babe.” Giving a final wave goodbye, I made my way onwards sweet apple acres to start the day, only my mind was far elsewhere. My brain was wracked with doubt and worry about the coming week and the now inevitable task at hand of completely violating my already not so great moral. What the hell was I thinking accepting such an offer!? I had to go and let my heart or dick go talking as usual… damn. I mean, how was I even supposed to begin formulating a plan to have sex with kids that I saw as my younger sisters!? Especially when their real sister figures treat this whole thing like it’s just a normal run of the mill everyday event!

I let out a tiresome sigh. I was going to need to think of someway to weasel my escape out of this mess fast if I wanted to unfuck myself and keep what little shred of dignity I had left...