Caught!

by TheCloppyComedian

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Porn, Sex, Profanity, Twilight Sparkle, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1785

Twilight and I get caught in a compromising position by somepony very close to us...

I've been married to Twilight for three years, and we're always looking for new ways to have fun in bed. Unfortunately, one of these new ways interrupts the slumber of our precious little filly, and we have to turn from reckless lovers into soothing parents in a split second.

Rated M for a graphic bondage based sex scene between myself (Stony Tail) and Twilight at the beginning of the chapter. Other than that, it's all basically parental guidance and cute filly/parent snuggling.

Happy reading!

Published 2019-10-06 13:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-10-06 13:00:01 UTC

A Knock at the Worst of Times

We were going at it hard. In retrospect, we might have been going at it a little too hard. Our screams echoed throughout the palace, and I swore they could be heard down in the streets of Canterlot. Our door was shut, and our daughter was asleep, but we continued banging away. I liked making love as ponies. Ever since our marriage three years prior, I had become used to sleeping with Twilight in certain ways. Even so, we were always on the lookout for exciting new methods of expressing our physical love for each other.

That night, she had begged me to tie her to the bedpost and have my way with her rump. I had asked her if she was sure that this was something she wanted, and she nodded. She told me that her friend Rarity had spoken very highly of this method of sexual pleasure, and she wanted to try it. I agreed, mainly out of love for her, but also because I was intrigued as well. Our sex was normally enacted on equal terms, with lots of loving moans and grunts peppering our dialogue. But tonight, it was completely different.

I had gently tied her forelegs to the bed, and she had moved her tail so I could get a better look at her “crown jewel.” It was magnificent, and I had grown as attached to it as I had to everything about her. Her beauty sparkled in the moonlight, and I couldn’t bear it. My penis was at full attention, and I found that having such a huge member wasn’t quite as painful or uncomfortable as you might think. I silently bent down and gave each of her holes a quick lick, preparing them for what was to come. Then I crept over her back and around her cheek. Our kiss was deep, and our tongues danced. But, true to her word, she submitted to me and I quickly began using my hooves to fondle her between the haunches.

“Mm…” She said as I broke away from her mouth, “…touch me there, my love.”

“Are you gonna be my whore tonight?” I asked her in a suggestive fashion.

She nodded. “Just for tonight, though,” she said, “next time, we do it regularly.”

“Hey, this was your idea.”

“I know, but I’m just saying. Next time, I want to do it normally.”

“Alright, baby, alright,” I said, smiling, “now, I believe it’s time I began.”

With that, I ripped into her. She squealed in delight, telling me in no uncertain terms where to pleasure her next. Her gratification was absolute, and her howls continued as I pressed further and further into her dripping wet folds. Soon, I found that I was in up to the hilt and I began thrusting. Soon, I found a rhythm, and she began bucking her beautiful flanks backwards to try and match it. I noticed that even her cutie mark seemed to sparkle, and her mane flowed faster the closer we both got to our release.

“RIGHT THERE!” She howled as the bedposts smacked the walls with our rough love, “THAT’S IT! THAT’S IT! FUCK ME, YOU BITCH, FUCK ME!”

“Yeah…does my little princess whore like that?” I asked as pleasure clouded my mind, causing my vocabulary to dip quite a bit, “does my little bitch like it?”

“YES! YOUR BITCH LOVES IT!” Twilight screamed, “OH! OH! OH! OH! MORE! MORE! YES! YES! YES! YES!”

At that point, I felt her walls clench around my member, and she let loose a silent scream. Her eyes rolled around, and I could tell that immense pleasure had slammed into her mind. This was all accompanied by a glorious stream of the clearest liquid. I rolled my penis around, trying to coat it in a thick layer of the translucent substance. “Mm…” I said, “…it feels so good. But I’m not done fucking you yet.”

“Oh, please don’t be!” Twilight moaned, “fuck my rump! I’m begging you, please, fuck my rump!”

I was just about to insert myself into her ample backside when we heard a tiny knock at our door. “Um…were you expecting anypony?” I asked.

“No…were you?”

“No.”

She asked me to untie her, and I did so. She turned and looked at the door, sweat dripping off her body and causing it to have a beautiful sheen in the dim light. “Is Diamond asleep?” She asked me. It had been my turn to tuck our beloved filly in for the night, and she had begged me in the sweetest way to tell her a bedtime story. So I asked her which one, and her answer came back: “the one where you met Mommy!” It was her favorite, and I had told it to her a thousand times. But she still loved it, and she was sound asleep by the time I finished…or at least, I thought she was.

I got up from the bed and trotted over to the door. “Baby!” Twilight said sharply.

“What?!”

“Your…penis is still…big.”

I looked down and noticed my erection still dangling embarrassingly between my legs. I did my best to make it go away, but with the most beautiful creature in two worlds sitting in bed behind me, it just wouldn’t. So I finally gave up on that and decided to just hide it as best as I could. I softly opened the door, and looked down to find our little Alicorn filly standing right there. Her eyes were wide and she looked as if she’d been frightened by something.

“Daddy!” She cried as she leapt at me. I caught her in my wing (I’d been turned into an Alicorn myself when crowned Prince of Equestria) and cradled her. “There, there,” I said softly as she wriggled around in my grasp, “it’s okay.”

“No, it’s not!” She cried, “I heard you and Mommy screaming!”

I realized that our cries of love and pleasure had been intensely loud, and had woken the foal. I set Diamond down. “Baby girl,” I said, “I-“

But she didn’t let me finish. She ran over and hopped up onto the bed, cuddling in next to her mother. Twilight wrapped a comforting wing around her, and she nuzzled her. I trotted back over and got into bed next to them and both of us began comforting the small foal. “Diamond, sweetheart,” Twilight cooed, “there’s nothing to be worried about.”

“You two were screaming at each other! I thought you were in trouble!”

She suddenly sat straight up and looked around the room. “Where are they?!”

“Where are who, darling?” I asked.

“Where are the bad ponies?! I’ll teach them to mess with my Mommy and Daddy!”

Twilight and I had to work really hard to stifle our giggles. The way Diamond was bravely “protecting” us from malicious malefactors that didn’t exist was extremely adorable. Her defiant squeak was filled to the brim with her love for us, and she truly felt as if she was defending us from vicious marauders. I quietly sat up and gathered her into an embrace, pulling her back down into the warmth between us.

“Sweetheart,” I told her, “there are no bad ponies.”

“No bad ponies?” She asked in disbelief. Then her small, yet brilliant mind went to work, and she looked at us both incredulously. “You two were fighting!” She suddenly cried, “you don’t love each other anymore!”

As soon as we saw the tears, we went into parental overdrive. We had to reassure her that we, in fact, did still love each other and weren’t fighting. It was rather difficult to console the crying magic kindergartner, but in the end, our soothing words won the day and she ceased her weeping. “So…you do still love each other?”

“Of course we do, darling!” Twilight said happily, “and we love you, too!”

“So…then…why were you screaming like that?”

We knew Diamond was WAY too young for “the talk,” but we didn’t want to be dishonest with her. I knew how important the Element of Honesty was to Twilight, and we both knew that if we killed the trust of this, the very youngest among us, we might never reacquire it. So Twilight sighed. “Sweetie, you’re gonna have to trust us on this one,” she said lovingly, “you’re still too young to understand why, but believe me when I tell you that everything you heard was…love.”

“How can it be love?” Diamond questioned, “it sounded as if you two hated each other.”

“You’re just gonna have to trust Mommy and I,” I told her, “we still love each other, we still love you, and that’s all there is to it. Someday, when you’re older, we’ll tell you the details. But right now, you just wouldn’t understand.”

“I would! I would!” Our inquisitive little filly squeaked cutely, “I understand lots of things! Ms. Neighly said I’m really smart!”

We both smiled at each other and at her. “I’m sure your teacher was right,” Twilight said, “but even smart little fillies your age are too young to be told what your father and I were doing. It was special and private, and that’s the way it needs to stay. You just need to know that we love each other and you and we always will.”

Diamond pouted a bit. “I wanna know!” She said, “I bet Barrel Stripes gets to know!”

“Barrel Stripes? Your friend?”

“Yeah!” Diamond said, “her parents tell her EVERYTHING.”

“Well, Barrel’s parents can raise Barrel however they see fit,” I said, “but we’re raising you the way we see fit. We want what’s best for you, darling, and sometimes that means keeping some things secret until you're old enough to fully understand just how special they are.”

“But I WANNA KNOOOOOOOW!”

“Now, Diamond, that’s enough!” I said sharply, “we’re not gonna have this complaining.”

She knew, by my tone of voice, that I meant what I said and that she was pushing the envelope too far. So she acquiesced, but I could tell she was disappointed. “Yes, daddy,” she said, “I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay, my little one,” I said, “now, then, would you feel better if you slept with Mommy and I tonight?”

She nodded her small head and nuzzled into Twilight’s coat. Her mother smiled down and gently rubbed her mane with a hoof. “Go on to sleep, my little Diamond,” she soothed, “and know that your father and I’s love for you will never, ever end. You don’t need to ever doubt that again, darling.” With that, I wrapped a wing around both my precious filly and my precious mare, and we all fell into a very satisfying slumber.