Ultimate Equestria
This is going to take a lot of explaining.
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Hey… wait a minute." Kevin says, looking angry. "If he could do that for you… how come he didn't when I got mutated like that?!"
"Kevin…" Gwen begins but then she stops. "Wait, your right. Why didn't Paradox help you if he could help Seth." Gwen looks to me.
"Well… I don't know. Maybe-" I say but am cut off as Kevin begins shouting.
"That's so unfair! If Paradox could help you why couldn't he have helped me?! I hated being a monster and you get off Scot free?! Why?!" Kevin shouts.
"Now now. I'm sure Paradox has his-" Bella is now interrupted as a large flash of light goes off behind me. Everyone looks to the opening of the alley to see…
Some… thing that looks alot like U. Aggregor but with some differences. His body figure is different and his body looks like it's made of stone, rock, wood and what could be diamond. He sees us and his eyes widen.
"Seth!" The being shouts in a strangely familiar voice as he tackle hugs me! I'm not even effected by him impacting me or him hugging me with his massive stone arms.
I say the most intellectual thing that comes to mind. "Wha…?" Bella seems to look him over with her eyes glowing pink before she gasps.
"Jet?!" Bella shouts.
"Who?" Screwy asks.
"Where-? How-? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" I shout.
"You won't believ- wait, Bella?!" Jet says, looking to my friend. "Your here too?! Awesome!"
"Argh, dangit. I thought I was rid of you." Bella says.
"Aah, ol' Bel, the only woman who wouldn't fall to my charm." Jet says, having dislodged from me and walking toward the human turned Anodite.
"The only woman who would fall for you is an idiot." Bella says, making a mana barrier that Jet walks into which then pivots forward, whacking his forehead. "And I told you, my name is Bella." Suddenly, screwy walks up behind him and grabs his tail.
Wait. He has a tail?
Screwy then drags him away, him just standing there, dumbfounded and looking at the Plumbers.
"Screwy, what are you doing?" I ask her.
"Taking him to go see Twilight." Screwy says before disappearing with a snap of her fingers.
"Ooo…kay… that was weird?" I say, confused by what just happened.
"Who was that?" Gwen asks us.
"A friend of ours. We were with him the day before we arrived here. He's a bit of a thug but he's there when you need him. He does get in trouble alot, though." Bella answers.
"Okay…" Gwen says but before she can say anything else, a golden flash goes of near the entrance of the alley. There now stands princess Celestia and Luna, both with swords and, in Luna's case, armour.
"Who goes there!" Luna shouts, Celestia looking at everyone critically.
"Woah. Don't worry, princess…es. Everything is fine. Right?" Bella says, looking to the diarchs before looking to me.
"Yeah, everything is fine. I think." I say to the sisters.
"Who are you?" Celestia asks.
"Hm?" I look down at myself and realize I look nothing like before. "Oh right! It's me, Seth." Both princesses look surprised before Luna turns suspicious.
"How do we know you are not lying." She says, eyes narrowed. I think of a way to answer before saying.
"I'd show you, but I don't think you want to be in the hospital for longer- hey, wait a minute! You should be in bed!" I tell her.
"That's what I said." Celestia says, lowering her weapon. "Seth, who are they?" She asks, looking to the Plumbers behind me.
"They're from another dimension. A different one. And they're not a threat. Isn't that right, guys?" I ask, looking to the three behind me.
"Nope." Kevin says.
"We come in peace." Ben says, smiling.
"What Seth said is true, we're not enemies, we're friends." Gwen says.
"Well, that is good to know. Now, can anypony explain what that flash was?" Celestia asks.
"Anypony?" Ben asks.
"Oh! That was our friend, Jet. Another visitor, it seems." I say. "Screwy actually just dragged him… off… to Ponyville. Ya know, we should probably follow her. Don't want Jet causing trouble."
"I agree. Sister, if you can help me." Celestia says, her horn glowing.
"Of course." Luna responds, her horn glowing as well.
"What are they doing?" Gwen asks.
"Oh, most races here can use magic. Some by channeling it through the horns they have." I explain to her as Bella walks up to the princesses, her hands glowing pink.
"Here, let me help. If your doing what I think your doing, you could use a extra hand." Bella says, placing her hands on their backs and channeling mana into them.
"Thank you." Celestia says, looking amazed. With a pink tinted gold and blue flash, all of us disappear.
We arrive at Twilight's library with Jet being glared at by the elements of harmony and Spike. The ponies being confused about everything going on. I then go on to explain what has happened in the past hour; my new appearance, which is confirmed by princess Luna, introduction of the three Plumbers and that Jet is my friend. As I am explaining, I see a small blue glow next to Jet that quickly disappears. I see he is holding something in his stone hand and looking outside, smiling. Kevin is also looking outside with a smile on his face before he walks up to Jet and fist bumps him?
What are they looking at? My thought is cut off as I hear Jet speak.
"Like I said, I’m Jet Vulsar, I’m a friend of Seth and Bel." Jet says to the ponies, Bella next to me scowling at her nickname. "I see my friends as more than friends, I see Seth as a brother when I saved him from the thing, that gave me this.” Jet says, pointing to the hiking scar on his face.
He always has to show off, doesn't he? Save a guy from ONE bear and suddenly he always brings it up. Wait… his scar carried over? I look to Jet and see that both his scars are still present.
Man, I need to get my eyes checked again, I always miss these things.
"A bear tried to make him into a snack while this.” Jet says, now pointing at the large scar on his arm. "This was from a croc, who tried to have Bel’ as a meal.” The ponies look at him in shock and awe, Fluttershy actually walking up to him, feeling the broken parts of his hard body.
“O-oh my. You poor thing, you must have been in pure agony when these terrible scars happened.” I see a brief look of pain on Jets face before it vanishes as Twilight walks up to him.
"Jet, may I ask, what is going on with your body? I mean, I never read or heard of this?!" Twilight asks him, looking a little stir crazy.
“How about I tell you all instead of you little miss sparkly experimenting on me.” Jet says quickly, Twilight stopping herself from trying to touch him. All the ponies nod, Twilight popping up a notepad.
“Now, my body has gone under this process because I brought this." Jet says, pulling out a medallion that looks like a Omnitrix symbol made out of different materials, much like Jets body. “Now, my body is a combination of the aliens of Aggregor absorbed and my legs are different cause it’s a different species called a Steef. A centaur race which is like your normal centaur but different, like, they have a lion’s head, a gorilla’s upper body and finally the lower half is a horse’s body with the characteristics of a giraffe.” Jet stops as everypony looks at him, each of them a different level of bewildered. The Plumbers all also look bewildered as they probably have never heard of the strange creature Jet is talking about. Jet then pulls a jug of milk out of nowhere and drinks it, surprising Everyone.
Where the heck did that come from?! I think, wondering if there are any aliens that can do that.
Could it have been that Steef thing he's talking about? My thoughts are halted as Jet continues speaking.
"Steefs are warriors that prefer to use one type of weapon which is upon my right wrist.” Jet says, a contraption on his arm springing to life. It looks like a large crossbow of sorts that has been modified. Jet then pulls out two small creatures and…
Did he just load those things into his weapon? What are they? Slugs? I think as the ponies and Plumbers look at the creatures in the two barrels of the weapon.
"These are Live Ammo, the Fuzzle on the right barrel is Jaws. He is a mean, lean, biting machine. He is also the fiercest biter I know. And a great hugger. The ZappFly on the left barrel is Storm. He is the shy yet shocking of all of my live ammo.” Jet says, pointing to the Live Ammo.
So they're basically slugs. Cool, I guess. I think as Jet releases more different creatures, telling everyone their names. Many of the Ammo's seem to greet the ponies and Plumbers, all in different ways, barring one that gets its mouth webbed shut.
"And there’s more yet to explain. Questions?” Jet says, everypony raising their hand.
This is gonna be a long day… Jet points at Pinkie first.
“When’syourbirthdayandwhat’syourfavouritecakeandwouldyouliketobemyfriend?” Pinkie scrambles out.
What? Jet responds with.
"4th of June, favourite cake is a chocolate and vanilla cake with chocolate chips and yes I would like to be your friend.” After Jet answers Pinkies question, he points at Luna.
She asks what his life was like in our world.
Oh no. I look to Bella and see she is thinking the same thing as me. Jets face holds a look of pain and anger, confusing the others. He breathes in before looking at the group.
“I’m an unhired mechanic, criminal and Australian Aboriginal with a Scottish heritage." Many of the ponies looked shocked at his self description, the Plumbers looking on with shock and small understanding. "I have a sister and my parents are divorced and I live with my sister at an apartment. We live far from our parents because they weren’t like your normal parents. They were drunk when they had me and my sister. I ended in jail in the first place cause a guy who didn’t get a memo that my sister wants to be left alone and kept pinning her into a situation that I will not say but let’s just say, he pulled a knife and missed me. I pulled out a wrench. I didn’t. He’s in prison for attempted sexual assault. I ended up in jail for three weeks. And sugar isn’t my best friend but I need it so I can deal with this situation. Anything else you wanna ask princess of the moon? Cause I’m all ears…" Luna says nothing, shocked into silence. Jet begins to glow as he stares at the lunar princess, daring her to say more.
What is that? Everyone and everypony look at him in fear.
“No? I didn’t think so. Now if anyone or anypony needs me, I am going to a bar to get a drink from.” Jet says, turning around and phasing out the door.
Okay, he's not going anywhere until I talk to him.
"Don't worry, I'll talk to him." I say to everyone present, walking to the door and phasing through to outside. A crowd seems to have gathered outside, probably noticed something off.
Like the big hotwheeler?! Where did that come from?! I think, looking at the car parked next to the library.
Wait a minute… that's Jets car! Who the heck did- wait, is that why he was looking outside?! Ugh, another time. I look ahead to see Jet facing the crowd of townsponies, all of them scared.
They must think he's Aggregor or something.
"Don't worry, everypony!" I call out to them. "He's my friend, he's not a threat!" Everypony now looks to me, confused.
Hm? Oh, right. I think, beginning my transformation.
"Don't worry, it's me. And like I said, this is my friend, his name is Jet." Everypony, as well as Jet, is surprised at my transformation. Recognizing me, the ponies, for the most part, calm down, dispersing back to their day to day. Jet looks to me as I change back.
"Wooow, how'd you do that?" He asks me.
"I was shown how. If you want, I can try and show you how I do it? Oh! I just remembered, you probably should try not to touch anypony, you are a Osmosian now, after all."
"Okay, let's do that then." Jet says.
"Wait, like, right now?" I ask him.
"Sure, why not?" He responds.
"Huh. Okay. I guess you don't want to answer anymore questions?"
"Not really." He says.
"Actually, I'm a little curious." I say.
"Hm? About what?" He asks me.
"First of all, where did that come from?" I ask him, pointing to his car.
"Oh, that. I think it was Paradox." He answers.
"Paradox? I don't think so." I answer. "Could it have been your Displacer?" I mumble.
"What?" He asks me.
"Hm? Oh, I think it might've been the guy who sent you here." I respond.
"Oh. Well isn't he nice." He says.
"Be careful. Displacers are NOT to be trusted." I warn him.
"Why not?"
"Do you see what you look like right now? Is this our home?" I ask him.
"Okay, I see your point, but still, they can't be all bad, right? I mean, come on, we have Super Powers!" He says to me.
"Alright, yes. But still, if you meet a Displacer, especially mine, be careful." I tell him.
"Yours?"
"Shmuck by the name of 'The Genie'. Met him a couple times, punched him in the face the first time, blew him up after, electrocuted him about an hour ago after he showed up again. Oh! And I can't forget." I leaned in close to him. "I sicked the…" I stop suddenly as I sense we are being watched.
"Uuuuh? Something wrong?" Jet asks me as I look around.
"I think we're being watched."
"By who?" Jet whispered to me.
"Don't know." I say, focusing on my surroundings. I sense a sizable amount of power hovering behind us. "You can come out. I know your there." I say to the space behind us. A silhouette begins to appear there. A second later, a certain Draconequus appears. Me, pretending to be oblivious of who it was, reacted.
"Who are-" I am interrupted as a voice from beside me says.
"Discord?" I look to the voice and see Fluttershy.
Huh. Seems Dissy has been reformed.
"Ah. My dear Fluttershy. I was just listening to the conversation of these two Very interesting individuals." Discord says to the pegasus, moving to float next to her and rubbing against her side?
Huh. Interesting.
"Discord, I told you." she whispers.
"Sorry." He responds, slightly floating to hover beside her.
"So your back?" Fluttershy asks him.
"Ah yes, all moved in." He says, clapping his hands (?) together.
"Uh, who is this?" I ask the mare.
"Oh, how rude of me." Discord says, facepalming. "I am Discord, former lord of chaos." He holds his lion paw hand out to me.
"Huh, I'm Seth. So, Discord huh? Where's Eris?" I go to shake his hand… except it's now wrapped around my throat with his eagle talon hand raised to attack me?
"H̷̠̱̣̆o̸͔͉͍̞͙͐́̑̇͂̊w̴̟͔̠͗͒̒͛͠ ̷̹̦̤͍̰́̔̏̽d̵͖̓͋͗o̴̤̹̥̩̤̘͒̓͛͝ ̷̛̩̈́̓̀͝y̵̮̫̭͕̆͋́͜ò̶̡̡̥̯͇̮̊̏͂͝ṵ̶͒͜ ̵̧̙̼̏̉̾͝k̴̡̢̘͕̳̰̾̊n̵͎̙̪̲̙͆͒ơ̷̬w̷̯̼͔̲͆̑̎̾ ̵̛̩̪̫̤̬̈͊̈́ͅt̵͖̆̈́h̴̖́á̸̡̞̲̺̀̀̀̈́̕͜ţ̵̩̪̜͕̉́͊͠ ̸͙̟̥̏͠ǹ̶͇̟͜͝ḁ̴̦̪̮̤̎̀́̃͝m̴̮̻̄ḛ̷̎?̵͙͍̯͖̎̔̑" He asks in a almost demented voice with his face a half a centimeter from mine, his eyes both wild, glowing red slits. Staying calm, I say.
"Sheesh, I was joking." With my hands raised in surrender. He backs off and dust himself off, saying.
"Ah, pardon me, I lost my composure for a second. Oh, look at that, I left the kettle on. Ta ta!" He says, disappearing in a pink puff of smoke.
"What just happened?" Jet asks.
"I don-"*POOF* Fluttershy is interrupted as a yellow puff of smoke appears next to her.
"What just happened?" Screwy asks.
"That's what I want to know."
"I've never seen him like that, at all." Fluttershy says. "It's like he became something else."
"Yeaaah, sorry about that." I apologize.
"What is it that you said?" Fluttershy asks.
"Yes, what DID you say?" Screwy asks me.
"I just made a joke about his name." I respond.
"What did you say?" Screwy asks seriously.
"I'm Seth, Discord huh, where's Eris? Then he went grabbed me by the neck." I respond.
Screwy's face is one of pure horror.
Her eyes are completely dead white, her face is paler than chalk.
"Screwy? What's wrong? Who's Er-" Screwy shoves her hand in my mouth.
"DON'T SAY IT!" She shouts, attracting some attention from passerbys.
"Okay, sorry!" I shout. "Sheesh, what's wrong? It's just a name, isn't it?" I ask.
"It isn't just some name. I can't talk about it but please, don't mention that name again, please?" Screwy begs.
"Okay, I promise. I'll try not to mention it but I'd still like to know why not?" I say to her.
"I can't tell you." Screwy says.
"Okay, I won't force you." I say.
"Thank you." Screwy says.
"So, now what?" Jet asks.
"Welp, I better show you how I learned to change. And I think we may want to get Bellas help." I tell him.
"Bel's gonna help us? Awesome!" He says. I lightly punch him in the arm. "Ow! What was that for?"
"Her name is Bella, please respect that." I say to him. "Anyway, let's get going."
"Where?" Jet and Screwy ask at the same time.
"To train you." I say, pointing at Jet. "Although, if you want to be specific, the Everfree castle."
"Oh! Cool. Let's go then." Jet says.
"Allow me." Screwy interjects, snapping her fingers. In a puff of yellow cartoon smoke, the three of us appear in front of the Everfree castle… with me standing on nothing but air.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." *POFF* I scream as I fall down the chasm, landing on the stone floor. I float back up to hear Jet and Screwy yelling at each other.
"…y fault! I misjudged the distance, that's all!" I hear Screwy say, now floating next to her.
"Lay off Jet, I'm fine anyway. If a full on blast from Luna to the face won't even scratch me, then a little fall off a cliff won't do any harm." I tell him.
"Alri- wait, what?" He asks.
"Oh right. Didn't I tell you? I had a little spar with Luna this morning." I tell him.
"Huh. How'd that end out?" Jet asks.
"A sonic doom." I respond nonchalantly. Jet looks at me for a second before his eyes widen.
"Seriously?" He asks, looking at me incredulously.
"Yep." I answer.
"Wow." He says, his eyes wide. We walk into the the castle, looking for an open space to practice. After a few minutes of searching, Screwy managed to find a courtyard big enough for our purposes. It was a little wrecked but, and I don't know how, Jet just whispered something and waved his hand and suddenly everything became Pristine and not just spick and spam clean, I mean freaking brand spanking NEW. I asked what the heck that was. He said.
"That's for me to know and for you to find out." It was infuriating. And he simply just held his head high. After that debacle, we began training. To say it was easy is a gross understatement. It SUUUCKED. Discovering Jets inner power alone took an hour. And even then, Jet had terrible control. He could add things his body as easy as I could, if a little slower, BUT. If he wanted to take away something or add more then one thing at a time, he almost failed. So now we've decided to try and focus on what he can do. Or at least that's what we were going to do before a flash of pink light goes off. Bella is now standing in front of the door to the courtyard, furious.
"Where have you been?!" She shouts.
"Ooh, drat. We forgot to get Bella. I even said we need to get her." I say, facepalming.
"What?" Bella asks angrily.
"Sorry Bella. We were going to get you but I forgot. My fault." I say. Bella breathes deeply and calms down slightly.
"Where have you been?" She repeats, worried.
"Here, training." I respond.
"For two hours? Seriously?" She asks.
"Two hours? That can't be right. I know we've been here for a while but it couldn't have been that long." I say.
"Well, it has." She sighs. "So, anything happen while you were training?" Bella asks.
"Don't worry, nothing's happened. Okay, I fell off the cliff, but other than that I'm fine."
"What?!" Bella screams.
"Not my fault! Screwy just missed on her teleporting a little and I wasn't hurt." I say to her. Bella sighs and says.
"Ugh, fine. I'll go tell everypony that your okay." Bella turns to leave.
"Wait! Come back after." I call to her.
"Why?" She asks.
"So that you can help." I respond.
"Really? Okay." She says. As Bella leaves, we resume seeing what Jet can do. I find out that there is a lot. He has super strength, he can fly, he can cause earthquakes by using the jackhammers that are his forearms which was a hassle to find out because Screwy almost got crushed by a piece of rubble, which I smacked Jet into the ground for. Jet has holes in his palms through which he can shoot multiple different kinds of things, including: high pressure blasts of water, fire and Diamondhead shards surprisingly, he also has the power of incredible durability, more so than the things he is made of which I found out because after I smacked his face into the ground, he got back up ten seconds later with just a headache.
At this time, Bella has now returned.
"I'm back!" She calls.
"Bella! Good, your here. Now! I need your help." I say.
"What is- what the? What happened to the wall?" Bella asks.
"Jet did. Almost crushed me." Screwy says.
"What?! Jet, you need to be careful!" Bella yells before looking at me. "And you! I thought you were training him, not wrecking stuff!" She yells at me.
"We are! And one thing we're doing is finding out what things Jet can do. One of them is cause earthquakes and I think he has Aggregors other powers too because he also can shoot water out of his hands." I rebutt.
"And I think I might have Kevin 11's powers too." Jet says.
"Yeah, it would explain those and that." I say, pointing at the Diamondhead shards stuck in a lone pillar and the ashen remains of a banner on the ground.
"What happened there?" Bella asks.
"Heatblast flames." I say, pointing at the ashes. "And those are Diamondhead crystals." I say, pointing at the crystal shards in the pillar. "I think."
"Oh. Have you tried seeing if he can change back?" Bella asks.
"Not yet which is why I wanted your help." I reply.
"What? How am I supposed to help?" Bella asks.
"I was thinking that you could help him with his inner power." I tell her.
"His what?" Bella asks.
Oh, right. Haven't told her about that yet. Well, no time like the present.
"Right. Let me explain. What I call 'the inner power' is, at least from my point of view, the source of one's power. Mine looks like someone stuck a bunch of pieces of slime together and wrapped a rope of multicoloured strings around it, the biggest piece, by far, is that bit of power I absorbed from you-know-who. Anyway, we're trying to see if Jet can change out of the form he is in now. So far, through trial and error, Jet has accessed his inner power and can semi-control it, meaning while he can change parts of his body like I can, if a little slower, he struggles with undoing his mutations." I say to her.
"Yeah, it takes me about three seconds to change which I can do with minimal effort, but it takes me ten seconds to change back, which is a pain in the neck. Both figuratively and because of the effort it takes." Jet says.
After that the four of us continued training, eventually discovering that Jet now has all of Aggregors powers as well as the powers that Kevin 11 has but to a greater extent, being able to do things like phase through solid objects like Ghost freak and even liquify parts of his like Upgrade. He also said he can use mana due to being one part Geochelone Aerio, which kind of makes sense? Not only that, but he said he also has powers like a Celestialsapien, being able to warp reality with just a sentence. We continued training all throughout the day and well into the night. After midnight, we were found by none other than the princess of the night herself, who looked astonished at the condition of the courtyard we were using, giving me a thorough earful for all the damage. She teleported away soon after, telling all of us to go to sleep. At the moment, the four of us (Myself, Bella, Jet who is flying with Terrapins wind power and Screwy who is sitting on my back) are all just flying back to Ponyville when Bella asks.
"Hey, where is Jet going to stay?"
"Actually, I think I might just explore a little bit. I've only seen a little of the dragon lands and parts of Equestria anyway. Why not look around?"
The dragon lands?
"Really Jet? You know that curiosity of yours is what got you those scars in the first place, right?" Bella says, pointing a finger at Jet.
"Hey, back then I didn't have super powers. I'll be fine." Jet retorts.
"What do you think, Seth?" Bella asks me.
"Why not? He wants to see the world? Let him." I respond. "Just try not to cause any trouble, alright? Any don't tell anything about MLP."
"Really? Awesome!" Jet says, flying up to me and hugging me. I return the embrace. Jet lets me go and holds his arms out for a hug from Bella. She only responds with a handshake, to Jets chagrin. Jet floats away from us and says. "Alright, Motion passed, take me anywhere." In a bright flash, Jet disappears. Bella, Screwy and I land in Ponyville minutes later, everypony being asleep. Bella and Screwy yawn as we enter all enter the library, each going to a well deserved sleep for this hectic day.
Author's Note
This is a chapter I made alongside Soul King Vulcar. They are making their first story set in my universe so check em out! Also, sorry this took so long.
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̶̧̝͖̦͙̹̠̬̟̦̤͖̥̹̄̂̽̃͋̈́͑͌͆̈́̀͑̽̋́͑͊̿̾́̅̚̚̚͜͜͠͝͝B̷̨̢̡͎̬͍͖̥̣̥̰̙͉̱̣̜̯͔͙͎͉͚͇̯̗̹͈͙̦̖̖̞̦̽̃̇͑̄͂̌̄̾̎̑̀͑̂̉͂͌̏̈́̄̓̄̍̈́̅͋̀̃̆̓̈́̏͋̾͂̚͘͝͝e̴̡̢̧̡̢̟̯̰̣̙̫̭̜̟̟̼͈͙̫̳̳̲̤͎͎̻̲̳̪̳̲̪̯̦̗̯̳̦̺̳̻͍̞͇̦̥̱̖̤͒̈́̾̾̄̽̀̀̍̐̎̄̑͗͆̾̇͑̀͂̈́́̒͊̒͘͘
̸̧̢̖̜͈̩̯̞̪̤͙̐̈͝Ŗ̸̡̡̢̛͉̯͎̞̟̠̥̰̻̗̮̮͈̝̭͎̬̮̣̞̲̙̬͚͚̠̤̠̩̯̼̺̹͎̥̦̭̗͕̖̭̺͙̮̳̼̥̟̱̰̀̉͂͋̏͛̒̎̄͋̀̋̏͛͌̈̍̎̔̌̓̇͊̈̓̐̓͊̓͑̚͜͜͜ͅȩ̸̢̧̢̨̨̨̥̖͚͎̞̼̺͖̤̱̜̝̦̻͔̤̥̮͈̻̝̩̊̃̅̓̈́̔̍͋̆̈́̐̒͋͑͆̀͑͊͜͠ͅͅͅä̷̡̨̠̬̦̙̘̮͖̻̻̯̲̝̙͇̊́̏͐̓̈́̅̍̂̈́͆̀̕̕͝ͅͅd̵̨̛̲̰͓̫͕̞̖͖̭̲̯̩͈͊̂̃̀̈́̉͊̄̀̑͑̐̉̉̀̋͆̓̌̾̓̀̈́̾̀͌͑́͑͌̔̇͝͠ȳ̸̨̧̨̧̢̧̢̙̩̫͖̬̳̫̦̱̖̯̩͙̟̝̤̟͎͙̼̮̙̲͖̗̼͔̝̲̼̞̣̠̯́̂͒̆͜
̶̟̻͓̫̹̭͚̬̠̙̹͙̞̫̼̗͚̰̥̹̔̂̊̀̽̏̉̿̿̔͂̊̑͛͒̆̈́͂͂͌̚͜͝ͅͅT̷̡̡̢̨̛̛̛̗͉̝̥͙̖̝̰̜̗͖͈̤̱̤̮̰͓͓̫̯͖̠̘̲̩͉̟̗̞̳̯̟̟͙͍͚̪̖̹̙̝͍̬̫̂͗̅́̀͌̎̐̓̇͌͊̑̋͊͂͋͐̈̈́̾̐͊͂̃͂̕͘͘͝͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅơ̴̼̲͉̻̫͚̙̈́̆͂̌̾̄̏͌̿̐́̉̈̑͒̎̋̓̅̇͐͘͜͠͝͠
̸̡̢̰̺̟̟͈̬͓̖̙͖̤͓̘̀͜ͅM̶̢̢̡̡̡̛͎͎̝͇̼̤̝̗͓̝̠̜̼̥̝͎̙͔̝̭̬͎͔̹̗̦̰̠̼̹̱̬̬̰̠̙͓̹͚̱̜̻̫͙̺̠̖͇͉̠͕̝̯̀̉̂̓̄͋̓̍̀̀͌̉͌͛̆͛̑̊́̄͆̾̃̚̚̕͝͝͠͠ͅͅë̷̡̡̡̡̡̼͉͓̯̫͈̗̥̤̦͇̼̦̭̣̣̯͔͎̙̩͖͚͎́̆͌̒̂̅̓̾̊͊͋̐̐̓́͛̆͌̿̃̀̂̀͂͋͂͐̐͑̈̈́̋̃̔͌̒͋̐̊̈̃́̚͘͝͠͠ͅȩ̸̡̢̻̳̫̞͙̩̭̻̰͖̬̮͈̝͍̠̣̦̭̬͚͔̹̥̭̫̣̻͔͕̂͋̑ͅͅt̸̨̨̡̧̛̬̣̗̲͕̖̲͖̣̫͈͎͓̪͕̤̹̖̺̪̤̭̻̬̏̄́́͌͑́͗͐̐̿̅̅̍̌̿̄̈́̾͐͘̚͝͝
̷̢̨̛̛̛̣̟̠̩̭̗̰̻̥͖͇̫̝͇͍̲͙͑̆͌̄̓̉̔̒̋̂̊͌̑̈́̿̀͛̋̈́́̽͆̔̿̽͂͑̓̈́̂̉̀́̊̋̒̈́̏͋̋̈̎͘̚̕͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝Ă̸̡̢̧̢͍̭̫̳͔̪̫͉͇̲̖͖͚̝̹̻͈̭̪̳̰̽͒̒̀͆͊̂̾͆̈͛̓̃̂͑̊̃͌̇̈̊́́͊̇͂̀́̀͋̏̒͐̊͌̓̾͋̄̔̏͊́̆͘̚̕̕͘̚͜͠͠͠n̸̡̨̨̡̟̳͍͍̣̪̩̲̪̝̫͔͙̻̠̯͖̥̬͔̣̝̱̟̲͔͖̫̬͓͇̯̰̱̤̙̗͓͎͉̳̻̬̠̻͈̜̣̺̥̞͉̹̍́͋̾͆̈͊̌̈́̌͛͂̇̈́̕͜ͅͅ
̸̡̢͓̫̦̬̞̰͇̝̝͇͍͙̰̥̻̩̜̭̙͉̼̹͖͈̲̖̦͖͔̱̹̍̏̀̍̿̿͛͊̅̄̆̾̌̈́͘̚͜͠ͅǪ̵̢̡̛̰̱͓̼͙̘̫͔͓͖͍̺͔̭̼͈͉͙͔̤̪̱̘͇̬̞̗̮̞̳͎͖̤̼̦̎̇̀̈̃͊̋̈́̎̈́̕͜͜͠͝ͅļ̵̛̛̳̮͔̮̳͖̞̯̠̲̼͈̪͇͎̬͈͈͖̹̺̮̼̮̭̺͉̆͑̃̏̑̀̈̄̂́̾̂̊̈́͒͐͆́̈́͐̎̔̉̊̆̾̾̍̉̿̈́͗̓͊͌̊̽͌͒̋̈́́̈́͛̕̚̕͜͜͝͠͠͝͝ͅ'̵̨̧̡̢̧̛̛̻̮͉̠͉̫̪͎̱̦͔̳̦̬̙̭̮̘̯̤͙̮͔̹̞̬̣̲̬̤̼̬͎̼̫͚̝̬̼̘̫̙̜͚̙̘̳͖̒͛̒͒̈̓̌̉̄͛̓͗̐̈͒̾́͒̔̂͊̚͘͜͜͠͠͝ͅͅͅ
̴̧̛̛̰͓̠̲̣͇̻͓͎̗̻̞̱̺͓̩̗̱̲̫̘̥̪̙̖̞̪̬̥͉͎͇͍̥̝̪̰͈̝̳͔͍̀̊̀̅̓̀͂̑̿̃͗̌͋̂̎͂̆̉́̆̆͊̊̕̕͠͝F̸̡̡̢̨̳̬̝͈̱̻̞͉̪̳͇̻͍̠̼͔̤̼̯̦͙̣̰̩̣͎̜͚́́̄̕͜ͅͅͅr̵̛̛̼̳͇̭̘̬̩̝͖̭̞̼̰̜̯̗̻̤͕͛̏̀̑̈̃̉̎͐́̇͗͛̋̓͊̏̈́́̆̈́̎͗̆̏͋̇͛̔͛̊̚̕̕̚͝͠͠i̷̧̧̫̹̭͈͙̹̺̯̝̖̘̬̩̱̟͚̹̗̮̟̝̻̰̘̮͖̰̣͙͉̠͔̥̘͖̬̤̰͚̹̊̏̈́͗͊̌̏͊̉̇̇̔̽͂̀̓̕̕͜͠͝ͅe̵̢̧̧̧̨̧̻̹͎̳̣͖̱͕͈̫̻̰̲̜̟͔̝̟̯̹̬̟̝̩͇̦̙̦͍̤͖̫̥̓́̀̋̐̋̓͌̂́͂̉̂̈́̓̅͌͒̔͆̈́̀̀͛͗̇̾̈́̀͗̾͊̈́̒̚̕͘͝ͅn̸̛̛̛͔̭̻̲̂̂͊̍̐̀̽͛͛̏̅̿͛̑͂̋́̈́́͋̽̄̀́̓̃̉̊͛͂̐̓͐̎̚͠͠͝͝͠d̵̡̢̢̛̮̫̱͕͕̙͕̘̠̹̰̥̻͎͓̼͖̬̱͍̩̙̦͍̥̱̠̙̞̲̖̥̗̼̦͔̣̠̖͕͓͙͚͓͕̊̿̒͑͌̾͘͜͜͠ͅ
̴̛͎͔͒͋̀̿͛͌̽͛̐͋̂̋̍̍̾͐̽̊̓̊̏̓̔̂̎̽͒͂̐͊̒̿̑̂͗̒̀̎̐̒̔̍͂̚͘̚͝͝͝I̸̧̧̻̠̞̝͔̟̯̞̦̝͈̗͕͙̳͓̙̩̱̥̜͖͇͔̮̪̼̳̣̥̮̙͔̬͓̟̖͓͎̼̭̜̜̮̲̜͚̪̋́̊͂͛̎̃̌͆͌̇̂̈́̍́̆̉̽̀͑̍̍̅̈́͘͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅn̴̢̛͖̤̖̼̦̫̻̤͔̱̹̝͔͍̺͎͓̯̥̣̳̭̹̝͔͍̤̜̭͚͇̗̱̩͇̙̿̇͒̑̓̾̆̈́̏͌̌͗͐̇͋̓͒̊̐̾̄͊̂̎̓͒̐͐̔́̍́͗̆̐̊̿̕͜͜͝͝͠͠͠͝ͅ
̵̧̡̨͖̳͙̻̫͈̫̼̹͖̒̉̋̎͛̀͂̈́̍̔̀̈͆̏͐̒̄͐̒͑͋́́̈͒̀͒̅̏̔̍͑̾̏̈̈́̇́̑̓̒̾͆̀̒̃̈́̈̾̓͒̚͘͝͝͝͝͠T̵̢̢̢̛̜̰̣̱̬̬͔͖̞͔̭͎̯͕͎̣̙̩̮̙̥̲̦͈͔̯̰͕͓̺͖̭̠̟͔͉̳̳̥͙̼̟̖̭̘͉͈̖̙̣̥̰̉̄̈́̍̀̊́̃̿̀͋̆̓͂̿͌́͊̃̂͑̇́̅̏̓̽͛̊͆̅̄̍̇̏̚̕̚͘ͅḩ̸̢͔͖͔͍̮̣̯́̅͌̂͗͋͆͜͝͝e̵̢̡̘̹̭̲̣̯͖͍̣̬̯̟̟̝̯̦͍͉̼͔̟̘͎͎̻̝͍͒̈́̉̍̈́͊͊̓̑̈́́̔̉͊̆̐̀̅̃̋́̿͒̊̅̍̔̔͒̌̒̒͊̒̄͒̇͛͊̇͐͌͛̕͘͘̕͘͠͠ͅ
̷̨̧̨̢̛̛̪̗̭͔̜̠̱̞͇͍̟̙͈̳̦͉̖̩̩̭̜͙̭̗̳͚͉͌̌̄̐͒̊͛̋͌̏͒̓̂̾̂̄͐͛̄̋̌̏͗͗̔̋͗̈̔̀̆́̑̑̇̀̏͒̾͛͂̆́͊̈́̉́̈́̊̎̚̕̕͜͝F̷͙̈́͋̾̂̓̆̉͂̾͑͐̑̈͊̇́͊̅̓͆͆̀̉̂̅̒͐̉͊͗̃̔̌̓̕̕͘͝͝͝͝ų̴̨̛͖̰̬͖̼̰̤̲̫̩͖͚͙̖̥̦͚̞̠̘̗̙̼̑͊̔͊̆̉̉̈́͗́͒͆̀̀͋̌̆̇͌̀́̈́̀̈́̊͆͘͠͝͠t̵̨̨̢̛̫̮̺̥̹͇͔̟̼̲̼͕͓̳͉̫͚̳̫͙̖͈̤̼̮̥̠̖̮̪͉̙̹͉̫̘̳̗͇̩͉̬͕̠͈̞̺̘̝̼̐͆̈́̈́̍̉̊̓̈́͋̽̂̑̽̉͛̕͜͜͜͜͜͠͝ų̴̢̨̢̧̛̞̬̺̰͎͓̟̜̣̼̺͕͕͍̠̙̙̳͂̒̀͒̽̆̆̎̉͐͊̿̏͆͗͒̔́͒̽̾̿̉̓̏̈́̐̏̆́̀̂̆̅̕̚̚͜͠ŗ̷̡̡̨̧̨̠̺̟͈͎̬̗̟̦̰̱̝̻̫̩̬͔͇̹͉̲̣̖͚͖̱̭̖̬͖̖̰̰͓̭̾͛̋̍̆͗̌̆̌͋̓̄̍̒̿͑̈́̎̽̏͊͑́̽̔͆͆͂́̌̀̔̑͒̒̉̓̾̀̃̾̈͗̂͋͋̀̔̈́̑̆̒̚͜͝ͅͅȩ̶̧̨̧͍͖͎͚͓̥̜̹͎̮̫͓̫̰̖͔̻̪̪͙̗͙̜͎̮̟̩͍͖͙̥͚̤̝̞̠̱̻͉̖̗̟̪͕̮̀̂̌͆̀́̅̉͆̀̿̂̏̕͘͜͝.̶̡̛͙̞̪͓̘̠͇͊̽́͐͋̌̂̂̃̑̔͗͑̎̊̀̔̿̏̇́͛̐́͋͋̓̔̆̒͒̋̑̆̈̐̉͂̂̅̎̉͗͆̐̂̇̾̚̕̚͠͠͝͠
