Ultimate Equestria

As we were walking, Bella was practising her new magic, her hands and eyes glowing intermittently.

"Having fun?" I asked her cheekily.

"You bet. What's weird though is I think I can-" Her sentence gets cut off as, all of a sudden, a white portal appears in front of us.

"What th-" I get out before it feels a force of gravity like the mother of all black holes sucks me into the portal, Bella being pulled in with me.

"Set-!" I barely hear as I am flying through the portal. Straight into a wall. I stand up from the crater in the wall, looking around dazzled.
What was that? I say, before seeing a large group of people in front of me. What the? How did i- My thoughts are interrupted when I see Bella lying on the ground, coughing up a storm.

"BELLA!" I shout, getting up and running to her, ignoring the people looking at me. "ARE YOU OKAY?! WHAT'S WRONG?!"

"Can't… breathe. Too… much." She gasps out.

"Too much? Too much what?" I ask. I now notice some of the people approaching, Bellas coughing and gasping getting worse as they do.

"STAY BACK!" I shout, adding some volume to my voice. I look back to Bella and see she has stopped coughing and is now just laying on the ground hugging herself. "Bella, are you okay?" I ask timidly.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Got it under control." She says, slowly standing up.

"What happened…" I say, trailing off as I now notice a strange sensation flowing over my body. "Oh, that's what." I say, recognizing the feeling as immense energy. I look back at the people staring at us and feel the energy is coming from two in particular. Both of them are woman, one had pink skin and poofy hair, the other had amber skin and red and yellow streaked hair.
Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie? Since when do they have this much energy?
Pinkie bounces over ecstatically, saying.

“I need you to know your names so I throw you two a welcome party!” I hear Pinkie ask for our names and just start to laugh. Bella looks at me strangely.

"Seth are you…" Bellas sentence gets interrupted as she sways on her feet before using me to steady herself. I immediately stop laughing and focus solely on her.

"You okay?" I ask tentatively.

"Yeah, it just a headache." She responds.

"I can see why. With the amount of energy everyone here is giving off, I think I'm absorbing it unconsciously. And I'm not even touching anyone. Ha." I say, huffing at the end.

“Wait! What?!” Sunset exclaimed before her eyes narrowed to slits “Did you say you are absorbing our energy?”

"Whoa whoa. I'm sorry." I say, trying to calm down the obviously angry woman. "You two are giving off Tons of energy. I can absorb energy by touching it, and since you two are basically fountains of it, my body is reacting on its own. I'll try to stop but with how strong you two are, I might not be able to. Again, sorry."

Pinkie frowned “You don’t quite realise just how dangerous you are, even the fragment of power you are absorbing from us could potentially shatter multiple universes. You could be considered a god amongst gods in most universes with the power you have already have obtained from us, note that is infinitesimally small amount compare to our full power.” I stood in awe at Pinkies declaration, not thinking that a fun loving girl like Pinkie could be so serious and intimidating. I am unable to respond as I my enhanced hearing picks up something in the distance. Sirens. Police sirens.
That can't be good. I think, turning to where the faint sound is coming from.

"Hey. Did you hear me?" Pinkie asks me in her serious tone.

"Yeah yeah. I heard you, it's just…" I trail off as I start to walk towards a road nearby, rolling into a ball and rushing down the road after a second. I hear Bella call out to me before I sense her flying after me, Sunset and Pinkie flying behind her.

“Are you two nuts?! Do you just use your powers without thinking?! Do you understand discretion?!” I hear Sunset roar at me. I unroll myself and jump into the air, unfurling my wings and going invisible in midair. While in the air, I tell Bella to stay with Sunset and Pinkie before slowing down until I am flying underneath the two of them

"I can hear police sirens up ahead. I'm gonna see if I can help." I tell them. I fly ahead, my new custodians flying a distance behind me. I come to a intersection and see a group of cars speed through, nearly crashing into a turning car. I turn onto the same street, seeing two police cars chasing a group of four reckless drivers. I see the criminals pull out guns and decide to activate my intangibility to be safe, gaining on the cars.
How can I take them out with causing too much ruckus… Oh, I know. Sorry boys but, as the the cops say, Freeze. I think, flying above on car and reaching my hand through the bonnet, into the engine, creating a small chunk of ice as I do. The engine starts sputtering badly before the car dies and swerves to one side of the road. I stop the thugs from escaping by discreetly webbing the doors shut. I then repeat this for the other thugs cars, stopping the chase in its tracks.
Not bad, if I do say so my self. I think before flying straight up and landing on the roof of a building. As I briefly wait for the girls, I cancel my invisi-tangibility and decide to do a quick self check.
Wow. They weren't kidding, I feel a lot stronger now. If Aggregor had even half this power, he could have creamed me. Wait what's- My thoughts are cut off as the girls land on the roof, beside me.

"Ok, I will admit, dashing off like that was a stupid idea, I'm sorry for that but-" my apology gets cut off by Sunset raising her hand.

“Relax, you did the right thing. I must admit I tend to try to avoid getting involved in smaller issues but that is largely because doing such things would be bad as me and Pinkie would probably cause more harm than good with our powers.”

Pinkie smiled “I’d like to show you two around the school, weird is quite normal there so you will cause very little fuss.” I sigh in relief, glad that I didn't annoy the two God-tier girls. I smile and reply.

"I think I would like that. Bella?" I direct a question to my friend.

"If you're going then count me in." She responds. I blink as Pinkie snaps her fingers, seeing that I am back to were I was flung into a wall. I stand there for a second before saying the only thing that comes to mind.

"Well. That beats flying."

"Really?" Bella deadpans.

"What would you have said?" I respond. Bella just scowls before I look to Pinkie clearing her throat.

Pinkie smiles ecstatically, pointing at one of the two bands. “This is the Mystic Monstrosities. The band that me and Sunset are part of, this nerdy girl here is Twi, that is AJ with Rainbow right next to her. Gem is there next to Flutters who is kissing Shy.” She then pointed to the other band without taking a breath. “The other band here is the Rainbooms, I already mentioned Shy but with them is Dash who is next to Jackie, Spectacle who is next to Sparks and there is Bouncy the other me.

"Uuuuh." I said, flabbergasted at what I was seeing. I look to Bella and see she is in the same boat.
Ok. This is different. Then again with there being two beings here that could make a Celestialsapien flinch, I really shouldn't be surprised. Wait, kissing? I look to who Pinkie pointed at and see a human Fluttershy kissing herself.
Ok, just gonna roll with it. I now see that everyone else is looking to me and Bella, mostly to me.

"Hi everyone. I'm Seth. This is my friend Bella." I say, pointing to myself then to Bella. "I'm an Osmosian, formally human and if it's okay with you I'd rather not touch anyone."

"What? Why not?" Bella asks from next to me.

"I have absorption powers and I already absorbed some energy from these two," I say, pointing at Pinkie and Sunset. "So I would rather not risk hurting anyone or myself."

I see the Twilight, who Pinkie said is called Sparks, stand up, her face showing nothing but rage as she turns into a purple demon with giant dark purple wings, glaring at Bella and I.

"Magic Thieves, I’m going to…”

Sunset frowned standing in front of Sparks. “Sparks, calm down. He just absorbed the excess energy our bodies emitted. We are well aware of his powers, just calm down.”

“I’m sorry about that. The Rainbooms still learning about friendship, I must admit that I didn’t know they still had access to their demon forms. The magic of the elements stopped Sunset from transforming." Pinkie apologized. I stare wide eyed at the purple monster standing in front of me, before calming down and chanting in my head.
Roll with it, roll with it, roll with it. I inhale deeply before addressing the women in front of me.

"Listen, I'm sorry about that but I can't change it, it's a part of what I am now. Also, Bella can't abso… oh wait, mana. Hmm. Nevermind mind that. Nonetheless, I don't want to hurt anyone unless necessary. Okay? Okay."

“Everything should be fine," Sunset said. "Just stay away from Lyrica. She is a mage who hunts monsters and is Lyra’s double. Turns out Spark’s version of the human world had it’s own unique magic, when it fused with ours it brought it over along with doubles of everyone as well as it’s extra portal to Equestria. We have two portals , both are linked to different Equestrias.”
Oh, glad to have that question settled. But now I have another. I think, wondering about a certain detail.

"Okay, question. What is, no, are the Equestrias like?" I ask.
If this is what I think it is then we might be in trouble.

Sunset smiles and says. “Relax, I can tell you are worried about getting back to where you came from. In the time you have been here I have already triangulated the position you left from and now” she snapped her fingers, a mirror portal appearing on a small raised platform next to one of the horse statues. “This can easily take you home assuming the weird thing I summoned you with can’t take you home.”

"Weird thing you summoned me with?" I ask. Pinkie reaches into her pocket and pulls out a round black object.

"One of my speakers? How'd that get here? And you said you used that to summon me and Bella? How?" I ask the two girls.

Pinkie frowned and said. “Sunset funnelled her energy through it, it already had a summoning matrix in it. From what we have gathered it is supposed to speak to certain individuals like yourself, it took a very intricate scan to discover that. We have also detected universal influx energy in you that came from somewhere, we have tracked the user and…”

All of a sudden the Genie appears out of nowhere. “May I explain myself before one of the goddesses punches me in the face?”

Before anyone could say anything, I punched the Genie in the face. "That's for turning me into this." I said, followed immediately by Bella blasting him with two mana balls.

"And that's for taking us from our home." Bella says, glaring at the Genie. Everyone looked at us shocked by what we just did.

"Okay, I deserved that, but if you'll allow me to explain." The Genie said.

"I don’t think so, we’re going to have some fun with you first. I haven’t got to butcher someone in so long.” I hear Fluttershy say. I look to the Mystic Monstrosities and see most of them have changed. 'Flutters' is holding a clever.

‘Rainbow’ stands up, a lab coat materialising over her. “I hope you leave some for the rest of us Butchershy.”

‘Gem’ stands up, three red scars appearing along one of her eyes and carrying a Pinkamena Doll. “I agree with Dr Dash, we all need to get some killing in.”

‘AJ’ stands up, she was now a scarecrow carrying a huge scythe. “Little Miss Rarity, don’t forget about me. I really could use a good culling.”

The Genie’s eyes widen.

“Butchershy, Pinkamena’s dreaded companion, Dr Dash, master of the Rainbow Factory, Little Miss Rarity, the Deranged Masochist and Applehack, the Reapers of the Fields.”

Sunset’s eyes narrow as she binds the Genie with her power.

"You have such great power, you have used it like a child. You are a god in your own right, they can’t kill you which means I have no qualms in letting them have their fun.”
I stand between the creepypastas and the Genie.

"As much as I would love for you guys to turn him into a pulp, I can't let you. That having been said," I say, looking to the women in front of me before turning to the Genie. "You offered an explanation? Good. Speak quickly before our patience runs thin." I say to the Genie. He looks at all of us before clearing his throat.

"Ahem. You two," He says, pointing at Bella and I. "Are something called a displaced, or dimensionally misplaced. Displaced are beings that my kind, Displacers and Void dwellers, send into different parts of the multiverse. You," he says, now pointing at me. "I displaced as a Osmosian hybrid, as you read in my letter. Displaced can contact each other by making tokens. Think of them as calling cards. With them, Displaced can summon, or be summoned by, other Displaced. Or very powerful beings, as is the case with what happened here. Your token, Seth, is one of your sonic disks. And yes, that's their proper name. Not Echo speakers." The Genie says, cutting off my remark.

"I don't remember making a token." I say.

"Funny thing actually." The Genie says, chuckling. "You actually made your token accidentally, while you were fighting Aggregor."

"Wait, what?" Bella asks. "When did this happen?"

"Day before you arrived. Carry on." I say, directing my attention to the Genie.

"That rush of power you felt? That was when you 'made' your token. The speech you made then became your creed and that sonic disk, your token." The Genie says, pointing at the disk in Pinkies hand.

Pinkie then stepped in front of the Genie, a cold fury in her eyes. “I’m sorry but my friends are awaiting a toy. If you don’t find them something soon, they will start attacking innocent people. So I need suitable bad guys or I will throw you to them, is that clear?"

"Wait, one more thing." I say, walking right up to the Genie and kneeling so I can look him in the eye. "Why did you displace us?" At this, the Genie just starts laughing.

"Because I could. And, it's what I do." He replies. I stand and turn to the MMs.

"Girls." I say, turning on my heel and raising an arm at the Genie, my fingers sinking into my metal knuckles and forming a missile launcher. I shoot a volley of small explosives at him and say. "He's all yours." And turn back to face Sunset. As the MMs tear into the Genie, I tell Sunset. "Keep my token. If you ever want to take care of someone dangerous," I say, clenching my upheld fist as I do. "I have a few ways of making sure they don't hurt others anymore."

Sunset shakes her head. "That won’t be necessary. Still do you want have a look around the school?”

"I think it would be best if we went home. Who knows what everypony is thinking right now. Screwball must be worried. But thanks, it was nice meeting you, come on Bella." I say to the goddess, calling my friend and heading to the portal home. Sunset snaps her fingers and opens up the portal. Me and Bella walk through, leaving our friends world and returning to the forest we left. As we step out of the portal, I see that there has been a lot of activity in the area and the sun has gone down.

"It looks like we were gone longer than I thought. Hope nothing went wrong." I say to Bella. I hear a gasp to my left and see Screwball getting up from a sitting position by a tree. She sees me and runs at me, jumping into my chest with her arms around my neck.

"Seth! Where have you been?! I was so worried!" Screwball shouts, tear falling down her face.
Oh boy.