The lost Hero

Celestia was in the throne room, she had called the Friendship Squad to be there, and there they were. "Hello. I have summoned you here to talk about Twilight Sparkle. She seems to have took over the Crystal Empire. We need you to help them with fighting Twilight Sparkle's army."

"Of course, princess! Anytime!" shouted Rainbow Dash. She did barrel rolls in the air in circles. Celestia sighed.

"Twilight Sparkle's army has armor that you will not be able to just hit. You will need these swords." Celestia pointed to a chest. She opened the chest, and the Friendship Squad saw five swords, one pink and light pink, one white and light purple, one rainbow and light blue, one green and light yellow, and one red and light brown.

"C'mon girls! Let's stop that army!" shouted Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah!" yelled the other members of the Friendship Squad.

"Good luck, My Little Ponies." said Celestia. The Friendship Squad left the throne room.

Twilight Sparkle was in her throne room, talking to a spy...

"So, did you find any information on Celestia's plan?" asked Twilight Sparkle.

"Yes. They are using swords that will penetrate the armor of our enemies." said the spy.

"Hmm. We may have a problem. GUARDS!" yelled Twilight Sparkle. Some guards ran into the room.

"What is it?" asked the guards.

"Tell the blacksmith to make armor that can withstand harmony magic." said Twilight Sparkle.

"Okay miss." said the guards. They left, and Twilight Sparkle began creating a backup plan...

"I have a bad feeling about this..." said Fluttershy.

"Don't worry it will be fine! We will destroy those enemies! It'll be awesome!" replied Rainbow Dash.

"Yes, like Rainbow Dash said. There is nothing to worry about, darling." said Rarity.

"Exactly! It'll go as well as far a weight goes through water!" exclaimed Applejack.

"If you say so..." said Fluttershy.

Two mares were inside a room, talking about the coming battle...

"Honestly, i hope we lose this war." said a mare named Cloudy Sunshine. She was the blacksmith, and she didn't want any part in the coming battle.

"I agree, but what if Twilight Sparkle gives me a promotion? I haven't gotten a single promotion in my life, so maybe this is the time it happens!" exclaimed a excited filly named Sunny Skies.

"You think that the time when the Crystal Empire is taken over is the time you get a promotion?" said Cloudy Sunshine.

"But... What if?" said Sunny Skies.

"Very unlikely."

"I just hope we are saved by Twilight Sparkle's friends." said Sunny Skies.

"Me too. But we are background characters, so they would spend more time trying to reason with Twilight Sparkle then save us." sighed Cloudy Sunshine.

Sunny Skies sighed. "I guess that's true..." she said.

Meanwhile at the battlefield...

The Friendship Squad was ready to go into the battlefield, until a orange mare with a sword came over to them.

"Hi, my name's Blazing Skies. Glad to meetcha." said Blazing Skies.

"So, you are the captain?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah. I wish you good luck on the battlefield." said Blazing Skies.

"Thanks!" said Rainbow Dash.

The Friendship Squad went into the battlefield. Rainbow Dash hit one of the soldiers with her sword, however, nothing happened. Not even a dent. "Wha?" said Dash confused. The soldier hit her back, causing a lot of damage. Rainbow Dash noticed Pinkie Pie, she was trying too. However, no matter how many times she hit the soldier, there was not even a dent in the armor.

"Abort. Abort! ABORT!" shouted Blazing Skies. And everyone did so.

"Yay! I will get a raise!" cheered Sunny Skies.

"I don't think Twilight Sparkle taking over Equestria is a thing to yay about." gloomily said Cloudy Sunshine.

"I guess..." said Sunny Skies. "I hope Blazing saves me!"

"Sunny Skies!" shouted Twilight Sparkle. Sunny Skies gulped.

"Wha-what i-is it?" stuttered Sunny Skies.

"You will now be the Supervisor Of Literally Everything. Starting now!" shouted Twilight Sparkle.

"Yay!" cheered Sunny Skies. Twilight Sparkle went away.

"Told ya." said Sunny Skies.

"I knew i was gonna be wrong..." gloomily said Cloudy Sunshine.

"I think we need to rethink our plan." said Rarity.

"Ya think?" said Rainbow Dash.

"How about we use my super duper terrific party cannons?!" asked Pinkie Pie.

"With the amount of success of the swords, you think party cannons will work?" gloomily asked Rainbow Dash.

"It's worth a try y'all." said Applejack.

"Well then let's go!" shouted Rainbow Dash. A figure moved behind the curtains. Rainbow Dash didn't notice.

"Have you found anything on their newest plan?" asked Twilight Sparkle. She was sipping tea in her throne.

"Yes, they are going to use party cannons." said the spy. Twilight Sparkle immediatly spit out her tea.

"They are going to use party cannons? Seriously? That is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard!" Twilight Sparkle laughed.

"So you think there is no cause for alarm?" asked the spy.

"Yes." said Twilight Sparkle.

In the battlefield, the Friendship Squad still was having a hard time.

"Forget these guards! We need to get to the throne room now!" shouted Rainbow Dash, fighting off a guard.

"I'll distract the guards! Go!" shouted Blazing Skies. The Friendship Squad ran towards the throne room.

Hello, my name's Rainbow Dash. You may want to know why my friends and I are captured by Twilight Sparkle. Here's why. My friends and I had gotten into the hallway... "hey! My name's Pinkie Pie! A pleasure to meet cha!" said Pinkie Pie, bouncing. "Get that pink pony!" shouted one of the guards. Pinkie Pie thought it was a good idea to go in no stealth and well... You know what would have happened. Anyway. Fast forward to the present...

"The curtains are tacky! The carpet is tacky!" whined Rarity. "Basically, EVERYTHING IS TACKY!!!"

"I have to agree." said Fluttershy. One foal entered the room.

"So... It's time for you to do your job!" cheerfully exclaimed Sunny Skies.

"What the hay are you talkin bout?!" snapped Applejack.

"I'm the supervisor, so you have to do your job!" exclaimed Sunny Skies.

"I suppose." sighed Fluttershy. They went towards the computer place.

A mare next to them sighed.

"Why are you so sad?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Because this is the third time that the Crystal Empire has been taken over, and i'm getting tired of it." gloomily said Cloudy Sunshine.

"Well i'm gonna make you smile!" Pinkie Pie stood on top of a computer desk.

"My name is Pinkie Pie!
And I am here to say,
I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day!
It doesn't matter now,
If you are sad or blue!
'cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do!
Cause i love to make you smile-"

"It's no use. Nothing will cheer me up. It's my special talent." sighed Cloudy Sunshine.

"What's your special talent?!" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Being sad all the time." gloomily said Cloudy Sunshine.

"We are all done!!!" shouted Sunny Skies. "Let's play board games!"

"No. Just... No." said Cloudy Sunshine.

"But... Whyyyyyyy?" asked Sunny Skies.

"I don't like board games." said Cloudy Sunshine. Sunny Sky's eyes widened.

"How can you not like board games?!" asked Sunny Skies.

"I just don't like them." said Cloudy Sunshine. Twilight Sparkle entered the room.

"Pinkie Pie!" shouted Twilight Sparkle.

"What is it?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"I need you to come over to this room." said Twilight Sparkle.

"Okie dokie lokie!" cheerfully said Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle went into another room.

"I hope she's okay." said Rainbow Dash.

"Me too. Maybe they are just having a talk." said Applejack.

"I hope so." said Fluttershy.

"I hope we can get home as soon as we can." said Rarity.

"Who wants sandwiches?!" asked Sunny Skies, with a plate of sandwiches.

"Where did you get that?" asked Rarity.

"I got it from the cafe down the hall!" cheerily said sunny skies.

"That's great darling. What is your name?" asked Rarity.

"Sunny Skies! The best filly around!" said Sunny Skies.

"The only filly around." muttered Cloudy Sunshine.

"And what's your name, sugarcube?" asked Applejack.

"Cloudy Sunshine." gloomily said Cloudy Sunshine.

"I murf fay, fhis is good." said Applejack while chewing on a sandwich.

Five minutes later...

"Done!" said Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Sparkle came out of the room with Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie had a straightened mane, and her fur color was slightly darker.

"Hey guys..." gloomily said Pinkie Pie.

"Why, hello Pinkie!" exclaimed Applejack.

"Hi Pinkie Pie." gloomily said Cloudy Sunshine.

"Ha! Gotcha! I have sided with Twilight now!" said Pinkie Pie. Everyone gasped. Pinkie Pie just laughed.

"What?!" they replied.

"Twilight Sparkle Brainwashed you darling! Quick! What is four point five seven times three point one four five nine?!" shouted Rarity.

"What?" said Pinkie Pi. "Why did i think that would work?" thought Rarity. "Anyway, bye!" said Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie left the room.

"That's it, we need to escape!" said Rainbow Dash.

"I agree! The faster, the better!" replied Rarity.

"Isn't anyone thinking about saving Pinkie Pie?" whispered Fluttershy.

"That too." said Applejack.

Fluttershy yawned. "Can we do this tomorrow? Im verry tired." said Fluttershy.

"I agree. Let's do this tomorrow." said Rainbow Dash. They all went to sleep.

The Friendship Squad woke up at the sound of a clash.

"It's time to wake up!" shouted Sunny Skies, carrying a pair of cymbals. She was clashing them together very loudly. "I said it's TIME TO WAKE UP!"

"I get it! I get it!" yelled Applejack.

"No, you have to say please please stop!" cheerfully yelled Sunny Skies. She was enjoying this to some extent.

"Okay! Please please stop!" yelled Applejack.

"No! You have to say please please please stop!" yelled Sunny Skies.

"As much as i am enjoying this, you WILL have to do your job to some extent." said Pinkie Pie. She was on a balcony enjoying the scene.

"Awww... Okay..." said sunny skies. She put her cymbals down and sighed. The friendship squad went towards the cafe.

"This is some good coffee." said Rainbow Dash, sipping some coffee.

"Personnally, i enjoy the apple cider." said applejack, gulping down some apple cider.

"Who wants muffins?" asked Derpy, popping a muffin into her mouth. She worked at the cafe they were at. The special was muffins. The special was always muffins.

"I do!" exclaimed Rarity. Derpy gave her a muffin.

"So, what's the plan?" asked Fluttershy, munching on a cookie.

"We go through those pipes." Rainbow Dash pointed at some pipes. "Then get to the exit."

"That seems simple enough." said Fluttershy.

"Okay, let's go!" they all said.

Hey, my name Pinkie Pie! And i'm the most EVIL PONY OF ALL! Ha! Fooled cha! Anyway, you may think that those "heroes" have escaped huh!? Well guess what?! They haven't! The guards saw them when they were going to the pipes,
Musta thought it was gonna be easy, huh?! Huh?! Well they're wrong! Because they are in the maximum muffin secu- what?!
Who messed up my signs!? Well whoever did that is gonna PAY! Anyway, there's no hope! Ha! Ha! Ha! Pinkie Pie out! Later!

Rainbow Dash sighed. "How are we gonna get out NOW?"

"I don't know." said Fluttershy.

"Hello. Because of your attempt at escape, i am required to monitor this place twenty four seven." said a guard.

"That doesn't help either." muttered rainbow dash.

"Hey guard! What's your name?" asked Fluttershy.

"My name's bonbon." said Bonbon.

"What did you do before being a guard?" asked Fluttershy.

"I was a candy seller in Ponyville." said Bonbon.

"Can you let us out?" asked Fluttershy.

"No" said Bonbon. Fluttershy sighed. "But..." bon bon opened the window in the cell and slipped a key inside. "Good luck." she whispered. She left the room and a mint green guard came in.

"Hello!" said Fluttershy.

"Hey." gloomily said the guard.

"What's your name?" asked Fluttershy, trying to cover rainbow dash as she started unlocking the vent.

"Lyra." said Lyra. Rainbow Dash was continuing to try to unlock the vent.

"What did you do before becoming a guard?" asked Fluttershy. Rainbow dash was almost done opening the vent.

"I played the lyre." said Lyra. Rainbow dash successfully opened the vent.

"Hey look! An elephant!" said Fluttershy. Lyra looked behind her, Fluttershy went into the vent with the others. They went into the vent, ready to attack anyone that tried to stop them, and realized something they forgot about...

Hello. my name is empress Twilight Sparkle. and the "Friendship Squad" has tried to escape. Again. This is getting under my nerves! They were in there TWO MINUTES, and they already tried to escape. I've made a BIG surprise for them! I just can't wait! Heh! Heh! Ha! HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

rainbow dash opened a letter from Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Rainbow Dash.

I hope your super excited! Cause i have a big surprise for you tonight!
I just can't wait! Anyway, have a good time! Just kidding! here's a
hint: it involves what happened to Pinkie Pie! Excited now?! I bet you are!

Twenty percent less sincere, Twilight Sparkle.

Rainbow Dash stared in shock. "we need to leave as soon as possible." said Rainbow Dash.

"why?" asked the members of the Friendship Squad.

"we're in big trouble."