Ponies in heaven

by The Cowardly Christian

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Slice of Life, Sad, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1227

A fond farewell to the best dang cartoon I ever watched! And one of my favorite songs! But...also a question: Why can't there be ponies in heaven? Ask God when you get there! We won't know until we ask! Anyway, Merry Christmas!

A fond farewell to the best dang cartoon I ever watched! Sung to the tune of a parody of 'Chrice Rice's (maybe)favorite song! But...also a question: Why can't there be ponies in heaven? Ask God when you get there! We won't know until we ask!

Published 2019-10-13 17:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-10-13 17:30:01 UTC

Ponies in heaven...Why not?

Ponies in heaven

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...III...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo5BAGWoD7g

...III...

...Y'know...I like Faust's ponies...I do...Pinkie...Twilight...Applejack...Rainbow Dash...Rarity... Fluttershy and the rest...

Feel the sun in my eyes
Swat that clumsy fly
Woke me up from a dream about Heaven

And I can't help but wonder...

Smellin' coffee downstairs
Yawn a quick little prayer
And get up at a quarter to seven

Could their be ponies in heaven?

Mirror catches my stare
Got some nice pillow hair
And I smile all the way to the bathroom

My Grandma says that Heaven will be so great that we won't even remember ANYTHING from earth.

Scratch my whiskery chin
Now my cranium swims
With questions I can't wait to ask Him

Now On the one hand; that sounds like a sweet deal. And yet...

Like: Why did You bother with so many stars?
Do You ever play tricks on the angels?
And what happened to all of those dinosaurs?
Where's the Garden of Eden?
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CRACK!

The concept of forgetting Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow, Fluttershy and the rest of the gang...

Would you stargaze with luna?

What kinda mischief would you get in with Rainbow Dash?

Would you watch the dinosaurs and draconequus play hockey?

Would Adam, Eve Fausticorn and (insert random OC first Alicorn guy) have a double date?

Would you give Pinkie de ja vu?

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I can't help but feel a bit sad for that...

I guess in Heaven I'll learn
I'll be waiting my turn
To ask about quasars and feathers

So to all Bronie Christians, or at the very least Christians who are interested in 'joining the herd', or to any christian willing to listen to a crazy fool like me who loves ponies...

Do you love their songs as much as we do?

What do you feel about the love between a Man and Pony?

Can ponies be saved?

Would you ever make a pony come back from the Grave?

Did you ever mistake the pinkie Clones as De ja vu?

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CRACK!

I hope the line isn't long
I hope Your patience is strong
It's a good thing forever's forever

I ask that when you 'go to the next great adventure'; you ask god to bring ponies to heaven. To make our beloved ponies REAL.

Do our jokes make You laugh?
What's Your favorite cartoon?
Can You tell me what's out past the edges?
And what about UFOs, taste buds, and tornados?
Why do we dream?
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CRASH!

He created the universe after all, so why not?

Dose Cheese Sandwiche's rubber Chicken Boneless make you laugh?

Could you make a Cartoon OC so great even you couldn't comprehend it?

Can you tell me if A pony world with Alicorn controlled celestial bodies have edges?

Would you let Luna into your dreams?

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CRASH!

What's the worst that could happen?

What do you get when you cross a sphinx and a cockatrice?

Would it make us laugh?

Would it make us cry?

Or would we just want some more MMMM pie?

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CRASH!

Come on, what do you have to lose at that point?

Would you give Shining more screen time?

Can Pinkie and Applejack just be cousins?

Will Applejack see her parents again?

Will they be happy?

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CRASH!

(Pinkie, having just smacked the jukebox to keep the records from sticking once again, smiles, waves and then jumps out of the story)

Time to call it a day
Time to turn off my brain

It's already half past eleven
Reach to turn out the light
And close my sleepy eyes

The worst thing that happens is that he says no...

And save up the questions for Heaven
I'll save all the questions for Heaven
I'm savin' up questions for Heaven

And at that point were still in heaven...so kinda win-win for us really...

Just some fruit for thought...

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To everyone 'in the Herd' keeping the Fandom alive.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

...III…...

TO BE CONTINUED?

Author's Note

Dedicated to MLP(My Little Pony Friendship is magic), thank you Mane 6(Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, And Pinkie Pie), Equestria, Lauren Faust, Hasbro, the various writers, musicians, voice actors, the good authors on fanfiction / fimfiction, the PMV artists on Youtube, the REAL MLP artists on Deviantart, (well, basically the whole wonderful mlp / Peasister / Brony Fandom / Community really) and God Almighty who made this wonderful 9 year / season journey possible!(well, techincally 3-4 year journey for me since that's when I 'joined the herd' but that's beside the point!) Thanks for everything! Fingers crossed that lightning strikes twice for G5! See you all there! And remember to Spay and Neuter your Diamond Dogs!