It felt like it’d been a long day for Starlight. She spent a little longer learning Twilight’s lessons than she would’ve preferred, but what can you do? Well for Starlight, the answer’s simply “Relieve it”. While some may squeeze a stress ball or play a game, Starlight herself has a very special means of relieving herself. And it has the world to do with a certain toothbrush.
Night soon came, which meant it was time to get ready to rest. That’d involve brushing one’s teeth. So, Starlight took up her toothpaste, and her very special toothbrush. Those that knew of her toothbrush were usually curious about it. What in Equestria is she doing with a distinctly Spike-colored toothbrush? Well, why can’t a pink unicorn have a purple and green toothbrush? Fortunately for herself, conversations hardly ever got past the initial curiosity, which could be easily brushed off with a “I just thought it looked neat”. Which was good for Starlight. Who knows what’d happen if the truth got out?
She marched to her bathroom. It took her several nights of marching to finally memorize the route, but she eventually found the nearest bathroom, and had procured it as her own. Everypony else in the castle got their own after all, she didn’t have to worry about anyone barging into her own. At least as long as nopony else wandered aimlessly. So, she got into her bathroom, and locked the door behind her.
She set the toothbrush upon the sink, though she lied it down such that it was partially hanging off the edge, the bristles pointed downwards. She also set the toothpaste beside it, unscrewing the cap to get it nice and exposed. Now that the cap was off, it wouldn’t take much to get the white paste out. But first… She started by marching to the door blocking entry into her bathroom, and laid her ear against it, listening for anything… anything… anything…
*Coast’s clear,* Starlight thought to herself, a blush dressing her cheeks now. With that, she leaned away from the door, standing upright and straightening her mane. She gave a light cough as she cleared her throat, before marching away from the door and towards the sink. And then, she fluttered her eye lashes, looking down at the ground at her hooves.
“Hello Spike,” she cooed to nopony in particular.
“Oh hey Starlight!” Starlight said, mimicking Spike’s tone as best as she could. “What are you doing here?”
“Well, I’ve actually been looking for you,” she said. She stepped forwards a little bit, and she could imagine that dragon stepping back a little, looking up at her.
“Oh ok! What did you want to see me about?”
“We’re friends, right?”
“Oh of course!”
“Well… Would you say we’re friend-friends? Like, really close friends?”
“Uh, I guess? I mean, I’m not sure how much closer we can get than living in the same castle.” And then, she leaned her head down, her head level with where Spike would be. And she could imagine him stepping back confused as she got close.
“Well, since we’re such close friends, I thought that I should show you how much I value our friendship~”
“Come on, you’ve shown it plenty of ti-!” Spike started. However, he was cut off as Starlight leaned forwards, shoving her muzzle into the thin air that would’ve been Spike’s mouth, her puckering her lips, her tongue lapping past her own, with her imagining her organ brushing his all over. She could imagine her advance shoving him against the faucet, it’d shake if he were there. And all the while, she made lewd moans as she pretend smooched.
Soon, she popped them off, looking sultrily at the imaginary dragon.
“St…Starlight… That was my first kiss… That was my first kiss!” Spike’d declare in a mixture of horror and shock. She could just imagine the cute blush on his cheeks as he pressed against the wall behind himself. Starlight, meanwhile, grinned mirthfully as she magicked the space that would’ve been Spike, while also gripping that toothbrush.
“This’ll be far from your first first tonight~” she cooed. The magic lifted up to the edge of the sink, positioning the toothbrush where she’d imagine between his legs would be. And then, she brought a hoof up… it gently wrapping around the shaft of it. Then, she began rubbing up and down its length. As she did, she herself began to blush, her eyes half lidded as she rubbed.
“O-oh~” that dragon would say as she touched him where nopony else had ever. “St-Starlight… that feels weird…” Soon, the magic that represented the dragon faded, in exchange for said magic gripping the toothbrush, which lifted at her jerking, or at least that was what she pretended. It was getting at half mast.
“Come on, you’re clearly loving it~” Starlight responded. “And dear Celestia, I love seeing you like this~” She’d imagine how hard it’d be to hold herself back. She might’ve thrust herself upon him once he started showing interest. Thank goodness there was some reason for restraint here.
“Augh~ Oooogh~” Spike’d whimper as she kept rubbing and rubbing. And as he’d make those noises, Starlight’s cheeks would burn brighter and brighter. She was beginning to grin ear to ear just imaging those noises he’d make. After a few thrusts, Starlight’s magic finally had the toothbrush completely upright. She stopped her rubbing a little bit, just to magically grab the toothpaste and gently dab a little bit of the white stuff on the bristles.
“Starlight~” he weakly gasped. “Ugh, I’m feeling real weird…”
“It’s fun, right?” Starlight said, giving that toothbrush a few rubs. She then approached, the tip of her nose lightly tapping the shaft. “It’s a very personal feeling, unlike anything you’ve felt before, correct? Heh, you’ve never had anypony touch you like this, have you?” Starlight grinned wide enough to show off her teeth. She relished in the thought of doing something so… irreplaceable to him. If she were to be upon him like this, nopony else could claim to take his precious virginity from him. As she contemplated, she dragged her tongue up the shaft and towards the bristles on top.
Then, once she got to the tip, she spread her lips and wrapped around it. She could just imagine Spike’s stubby legs clenching up as she took him in. Her hooves had gone down, them wrapping around what would’ve been his thighs to hold him close as she adjusted the angle of her head on top of that toothbrush. She began to bob up and down, while making sure the bristles were brushing against her teeth (this was still a necessary part of her bathroom visit).
She bobbed up and down upon him, her tongue flicking at the shaft of the toothbrush. And she could just imagine that little dragon’s legs tightening as she went down on him. She could just imagine his cute toes curling tightly as she continued bobbing (and brushing). As she brushed, the white toothpaste began to drip past her lips, ending up on her chin or her cheeks. This was usually a sign for her to stop.
She brought her lips off, and despite the paste in her mouth, she mimicked Spike again.
“Ah-AHH! AAAAAAGH!” he’d probably squeal as his juices sputtered out from her assault. At least, that’s what he would squeal if Starlight didn’t partially choke on the paste. She coughed a little, beating at her chest before spitting the fluid out into the sink.
“Ugh…” she groaned, feeling both pained and really stupid for what she just did. She looked down at the still upright toothbrush, the white paste dripping down the purple and green brush. Despite choking a little, she couldn’t help but smile. That still brought on the image of exactly what she wanted. She brought down the brush and cleaned it off, before undoing her sound-canceling magic.
She opened up the door, and began to walk away, a half-proud smile on her lips as she went to her room, feeling like she’s vented out her tension sufficiently.
Author's Note
I decided to try and be weird
