Author's Note

You've unlocked invincibility! Oh no...

Right, A, Right, Left, Left, Right, RB, Right, Left, A, Y was first used in the 2013 game Grand Theft Auto V.

Right, A, Right, Left, Left, Right, RB, Right, Left, A, Y

"Yeah, take that, jit kid." You're playing video games over at your house, and for the twentieth time, you've just killed the same pony who tried to grief you by blowing up your delivery wagon. He's saying something to you through the headset, but you just don't care, and you murder him yet again with your high caliber shoulder strapped sniper rifle. "You want some fries with all that salt?"

Next, you use your wagon to run him down and he dies almost instantly.

"You want some peanut butter to go with all that jelly? I bet you don't even own a cart in this game yet."

Luna slowly trots into your room, and just stands there next to the opened door.

"Well then why don't you call it out? What color is it?"

Luna just watches with an odd look on her face.

"Yeah, that's because you don't own one and you never will so long as you stay in this lobby. My shipment was worth over a million in-game bits, and you almost destroyed it. This is exactly what you deserve, you piece of shit troll."

"Say," Luna finally says to you, but she sounds distanced, and distracted, so you remove the headset. You also toss the controller aside and come up to her gently. From the corner of your eyes, you can see yourself already being killed, but you no longer care about that anymore. What in Equestria could be wrong with the Princess?

"Is it your sister?"

"Mmh, no," she responds.

"Are you feeling alright, Luna? Can I get you anything? A glass of water? Something to eat?" She fails to respond on each and every one of your questions. "Princess Luna?"

You're becoming to feel somewhat scared.

"P-princess? What is it? Please, tell me..." The two of you lock eyes, and you say to her, "Whatever it is, I'm here for you... What's happened? Please, talk to me... Luna? Please, say something..."

She looks away shortly after you stop, and tells you, "You have such a nice place, and you seem to enjoy your video games so much... I don't want to..." She shakes her head, and almost seems distraught.

"You don't want to... what?" You ask her, "Luna, what's wrong? Please... tell me."

"I don't want to take that away."

You slowly advance and kiss her tenderly. "You're way more important than some dumb video game."

There's another long, and painful pause before she at last voices into your ear, and whispers, "I'm... pregnant..."

You die in the video game yet again, and then, you turn off the system completely.

"It's yours," she tells you. "There's no doubt..."

Your mouth just hangs open for a long, long time, and you listen closely to the static coming from the television screen. Slowly, you form a smile, and you ask Luna a very simple question.

"I'm... going to be... a dad?"

In the days, weeks, and many, many years that follow, you and Princess Luna raise your child together along with frequent assistance from Luna's sister, Princess Celestia. Your child turns out to be a filly, and you cherish your daughter with all of your heart. You're still very much in love with both Luna and her sister even to this day, but some things aren't meant to change. You're still a scrub that plays way too many video games, but that's what got you here in the first place.

~The End~